Asanda Khanyile @asandakhanyile_ Twitter profile

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4 years

@jierdoispharaoh @dominos Imagine eating that shit by mistake😭 boi you better take them to court.

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Yangena iBonus yami yokuqala empilweni ngiyabonga nkosi🙏🥲

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@MprueDie 😂😂😂

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@RealMrumaDrive It is the sound guy balancing the sound level so the speakers don’t burn, there is no crossfading he’s doing there.

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@c1araah @winsley_samuels He must try March coz even on Feb we are still trying to recover from Jan.

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@ayoola_sirm Me the entire vid.😪

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@Boity_Sithole @Phislash Inhliziyo yami cishe yama!🤭

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2 years

@umalambane_zn Mina I once borrowed my cousin my room and his girl left her panties under my bed. Then this other day when I was doing spring cleaning I found those panties, didn't the islima in me not taking & delivering them to my girl thinking it's hers, ukuthi why? nami angazi but zakhala🤦‍♂️

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@GoodHairBobby Either the hun there is a “I rather hang out with boys than girls coz they got no drama” typa girl or she is a “wherever you’re going, I’m going I wanna see what yall get up to”

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@MichaelBucwa ❤️

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@MrHandsome_ZA ❤️

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@MrHandsome_ZA ❤️

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@SibuKubeka @__sugarvenom “Hlung hliziyo fun gasho”🤣🤣

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@MrHandsome_ZA ❤️

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@Cellular__ZA ❤

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@MrHandsome_ZA 💔

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@MuloiwaThendo Whoever is chow MaMkhize uyakwazi ukuthula boh, mina ngabe naseChina bayazi!😅

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@Vandal707 You won the traffic challenge🤣

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@MichaelBucwa ❤️

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@Solphendukaa This March is not about the EFF (see what did there😉) it's about the whole nation crying out because of the corrupt government we have and the loadshedding!

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2 years

@JanVanPotgieter He's even beautiful in the picture than he is in real life.

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4 years

@MeganRyte @ASAPferg @iamwill DJ LAG - ICE DROP DJ LAG - ICE DROP DJ LAG - ICE DROP DJ LAG - ICE DROP DJ LAG - ICE DROP DJ LAG - ICE DROP DJ LAG - ICE DROP DJ LAG - ICE DROP

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@MrHandsome_ZA ❤️

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@Hlehle_Lupindo Who did you drink it with njengoba usunginika amabhodlela afile unginyela?

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2 years

@sportbible AKA would've have been super proud of you.🇿🇦❤ @bennimccarthy17 #RIPAKA #RipLegend

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@BalotelliM97202 @KabeloMohlah02 Yes because he could’ve donated the money to the next needy candidate

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@MrHandsomeZA_ ❤️

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9 months

Something you should ask yourself too🤭

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9 months

At this point, if you wanna be taken seriously as a coloured, you gotta do something serious for South Africa 1st 🥇

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@MrHandsome_ZA ❤️

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@MrHandsome_ZA ❤️

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9 months

@_Hybreed_ I repeat, There’s always an Tweet for EVERY status quo🤞

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3 years

@akreana_ #KeaDrive

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2 years

@BalisoMlamli If you may remember correctly the famous quote "making it rain" I think uthetha ngayo kanyeke.

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@MichaelBucwa 📀

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@KatliL_ If not them, then when?

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@MrHandsome_ZA 💔

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4 years

@AdvoBarryRoux Somebody said this👇 and it changed my ways of thinking. what you think, they wrong or right?🤔

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@zarmaaaaa "Samkelo Ndlovu is such a performer. Our very own Bheyonse. Wow😢❤🔥"

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3 years

@IamKylieWylie @iamkoshiek Lol literally "Young Moola Babyyy!"🤣

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2 years

"But you don't look Xhosa." Must I go around shouting "Sund'qhela Mnqundu!" everywhere I go?

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3 years

@MrHandsome_ZA ❤️

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5 years

I'm looking for unemployed & unexperienced psychiatrists who graduated or are final year students from Wits (there is reason why from Wits) for a shot they won't regret. But must be patient, optimistic and open minded. Thank you. *this is not a job hire, it is way more than that.

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O jewa ke eng ?

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@TaVidgeMavijela @notty_ntombela1 But what if your name is shona?🤷‍♂️🤭

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@MrHandsome_ZA @menlickofficial ❤️

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@GoodHairBobby Then she’s the first type🤷‍♂️

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2 years

@ChrisExcel102 But bafwethu these girls be entering places knowing very well they're not supposed to be there. Kanti the No Under 18 sign is there for what??

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@Nazomagenge2 Yazi sometimes kuyasiza ukuthula🤫

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2 years

@broztitute Can somebody edit the video and add the ululating sound, I wanna see something.🤭

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@MichaelBucwa 📀

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@1992sFinest @sbudamusic I’m sorry but you all are going to hell😹

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@khayamthethwa Ngathi leliphasika lisizela neyinkinga.

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@umalambane_zn These young boys are pressured by social life standards that results in them taking the wrong decisions in life. These things yokuthwala/iy'gubhu and committing brutal crimes for money is now a fashion emalokshini not knowing that it's destroying their own generation.🤞💔

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@MrHandsome_ZA ❤

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@UberFacts @Bawie_Mgazie Pooh Bear beeeeen silent, now I understand😭💔🕊

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@JoeyDrumzSA Ari Lennox is basically the Ayanda Jiya of the US.🧐

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@mashoto_ I’m sorry that we don’t live to impress you, we’ll do better next time🙏

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@MrHandsome_ZA ❤

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@MrHandsome_ZA ❤️

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@KabzaDeSmall_ @KabzaDeSmall_ please add me on your next project🙏

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@TS_Mbongwa @Oscar_T_Hamese bhovamania🤣

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@YoungstaCpt I know for sure there’s an AKA tweet to reply to this🤞🤣

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@kulanicool Lol the very last frame, I see what you did here.👏😂 what a thread though!😵

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2 years

@k_mfundopraise @odedanilo @mizar Kancane kancane Mthiya uyavela.👀

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@broztitute This time she mustn’t make that mistake of going overseas too quickly and change producers.

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@broztitute “They think we are Zulus” zobabona🧐

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@umalambane_zn Literally thought nobody is gonna say it.

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@mbalimthombenii @MfokaMqulusi Lapho ilanga lithi 34 degrees cell c us.😪

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@smokezBEASTLY Uzenza uBatista lakuthina kanti usuziswa iyfebe?🚮😑

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3 years

Hi @phume22 can I take you out for inyama yenhloko nophuthu?

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@MrHandsome_ZA ❤

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4 years

@_AfricanSoil Full youtube vid.

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Hallo Sanibonani Thank you for watching. Please subscribe

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@TMCrazzzy @SciTheComedist Very dark of you

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@DMN4ever @Mthiya_sa "Theres a case I'm working on, and you are my most wanted criminal because you stole my heart"

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@TheTruthPanther @ntsikimazwai So many of you are so bitter, kanti what's the prisons' job? Isn't to make sure that one gets rehabilitated and comes a better person?

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@uRhadebe She is right, and if she tells them they'd listen. Idlozi liyatshelwa, idlozi liyathethiswa!

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@_Hybreed_ Charging hole yeMobicel is at the corner so what I'm only seeing is "我被搞砸了" please translate.😭😭

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@BonnnySovereign Awubangene poi soma nawe

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4 years

Buy your flowers here👇 Buy your flowers here👇 Buy your flowers here👇 Buy your flowers here👇 Buy your flowers here👇

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This lady who was an assistant here just told me she had bought the shop. I’m so proud of her.bought it during Covid and is worried but I told her twitter will come through for uMa. For all your flower needs they are at Ferndale Village 0117875117 and they deliver even overseas

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@LvovoSA We were talking about this with my friend earlier on today, we came to a conclusion that Shaka's prophecy that they'd be invaded by colonizers made him go tribe-to-tribe to request for unity to prepare to fight colonizers out.

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Congratulations to my mom and her school for achieving national top achiever, hard work throughly pays off I’ve seen you work tirelessly waking up at 3am even on weekends & holidays. I’m super proud of yall!!!🥳❤️ #MatricResults #MatricResults2023

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SMS “INGOMA C” to 33665 to vote for iPlan by @dlalathukzin_ on UkhoziFM Song of the Year!💚🧡 Let’s Go!!!🚀🚀🚀

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@NATHENIEL_D @twala_zikhona Bro you read my mind, especially that combo ya Redbull.🚮

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@CozminoNtsomi ❤

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@lindz_malindz ubuka amaMovie kakhulu this one.

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@k_mfundopraise This also happened to me, my closest college friend was jail from the start of lockdown till late March this year. Lapho all this time I was thinking he was mizing me coz maybe I was a bad friend to him but nigga was in jail sonke lesikhathi.

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@Urbaniologist1 @ayanda_yandiey_ Lol angithi niphuma engathi niyowasha izimoto then boooooooooommmmm akasabuyi forever🤣🤣

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@MichaelBucwa Senifuna ukudla iy'mali zaMampintsha bo swayini.

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@ChrisExcel102 Sbindi sakho ngiyasesaba💀

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4 years

@Sakhile_eskey Lol apartheid and democracy differ from their names, they hold the same agenda. Oppression of blacks in the democratic world may be less physical than the Apartheid regime BUT financially, it is at it's Maximum peak of hell.

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@Kokoleo_zn Hawu seniBitter njalo zisuka🚮

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@NombusoCaleni @mspetty95 @Suspendmeagain8 @jade_billions Zakhala!🗣️Violence ebusuku kangaka ladies?🤣

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4 years

@KayaJones I'm not disappointed at you but I am to whoever fed you these sickening lies coz they spreading false information, totally. Defamation of character based on race is also RACISM. I can't believe you actually accepted to be contaminated with such B.S... but what was I expecting.

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@NomaguguSamke Samke is beautiful ❤️ If you need a shoulder to cry on...

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