For the longest time we have had good people come up with the โpad a girlโ initiative and it has helped a lot of girl avoid walking around with blood stained clothes or missing school because of their period. As great as this initiative has been, due to the funds restraintsโฆ 1
How did you all parents react when you told them you are getting married?
Tori I told my mum I am getting married and this woman burst out laughing and almost choked on the water she was drinking.
She said, โtani oko?โand continued laughing ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Sometimes in May, I was praying to Allah for a sewing machine with no clue as to how I will get it and today I am sewing my party cloth on MY OWN sewing machine๐.
These "not small wins" are constant reminder that instead of worrying about the how, all I need to do is pray.
Please pray for my Ustaz, he was killed today. Please pray for him that Almighty Allah forgives him, admit him in Jannah and takes care of his parents, wife, child and siblings.
One of my greatest blessings while I was in school was my roommate. That girl too valid. She cooks for me, wake me, help me with chores and even though she is a Christian she wonโt hang her picture frame because of me.
May Almighty Allah bless her for me.
I told this person material for her cloth excluding workmanship is 10k and she sent 11k and tagged it โmaterial and logisticsโ.
Allahuma inni AsโAluka customers that donโt like stressing me. Auhuthubillah minna onigbese.
As much as you can, be a good person. Share your food, smile more, buy two table water when you can and give one to be person standing next to you, pay tfare for that girl/boy in uniform.
These little things would mean a lot to people but cost you next to nothing.
@Sir_Fin
@OmoGbajaBiamila
As in they will be glorifying nonsense and rubbish. No matter how much you are willing to go all out for someone always make sure they are also trying to meet you half way.
Before you agree to marry a brother on MT, check his TL well. My dear, spend at least one week looking through his TL. Iwa were po ni owo awon brother imi.
Fine sisters and brothers choke for this place sugbon, it is phone everybody is pressing. Let me hear one nonsense I am single again on this TL.
Plus brothers, smile! E rerin, atleast if you canโt approach sisters make yourself approachable ๐.
@Adxyinka
Putting camera in peopleโs face without their consent is annoying. I would have asked her to delete the video especially if she captured me trying to adjust my dress.
@AustinoCadence
@AfamDeluxo
And a man who also ran away leaving children soldiers with sticks to face men with guns. He should have stayed, concede defeat like a man, what I remember of him is that he was a coward
My sister may or may not be plotting how to have me arrested because, I may or may not have stolen her fabric.
Anyhow e go be, let me sha snap and post fine pishaw๐.
I just finished raiding my mumโs clothes and I have joy to tell you guys that, I will be rocking her blazer to work tomorrow and her vintage Iro and Buba lace, will be my fighter on Friday.
In Shaa Allah.
The reason you people demonize everything our parents did is what I would never understand. Have you seen how calm babies are after this massage? They sleep so peacefully after their first massage and you guys think something that makes them so comfortable is hurting them? Lol.
Delivered 13 outfits yesterday and I ate with all of them. It is how diverse the clothes were for me๐๐๐
Ati baddie ati goodie, e dey.
Fit one of it with the owner yesterday, it was so beautiful. I said wow and Astagfirullah at the same time tori, o baddie pa๐ฉ.
@DrOlufunmilayo
Won ni ki e mu evidence wa you people start to shalaye. You can say the person doesn't fall sick like they used to, that one is acceptable sugbon that genotype change as in gbogbo sickle to wa ninu cell e pora? No now
I was praying this midnight and the thought of my prayers not getting answered ran through my mind. Almost immediately I put into perspective that if I woke up at this time of the night abandoning my sleep to beg a mere 'merciful human' he would have would have answered...
Please sit this one out. I understand that you guys just decided to start tweeting back after his wives begged you to leave small epon for them but please, you have no moral grounds to say anything.
@TheAjibolaGrey
You people should sha look for another app before swearing in because that man might even look for a way to make sure that vpn doesnโt work
Okay, out of the generosity of my heart, I say let me bless your eyes.
No, no oo, you donโt need to thank me. I am generous like that. A ki dupe ara eniโบ๏ธ.
I really want to be on my death bed and be happy that I explored all the opportunities that came my way. I want to explore, see the world, I want my impact to be felt and my works famous but personally I donโt want fame. I want to live a simple life still and die a Muslim.
@DrOlufunmilayo
There is no place it is mentioned in the Quran, as in no place at all. That it specifically said you should kill people for blasphemy NO WHERE
I just finished raiding my mumโs clothes and I have joy to tell you guys that, I will be rocking her blazer to work tomorrow and her vintage Iro and Buba lace, will be my fighter on Friday.
In Shaa Allah.
Toor let me put it out.
I just finished NYSC yesterday, I studied Microbiology at the University of Ilorin graduated with a first class
Currently studying product management at Altschool, I have other skills too and can immediately send my CV. Edakun I need a job.
You marry a rubbish man; it is your fault.
A brother snap his tobestobes and forward it to your dm; it is your fault
You get assaulted; it is your fault
You get r*ped; it is your fault.
Ani se touch your chest and shout; MO N SHIERE!
Make that call, forgive them. You might just finish praying fajr and scrolling through Instagram when you get a call that they are dead.
You might even feel like a hypocrite grieving for them because where were you when they were alive?
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Counter ghosting is the very best. Try to reach out for a couple of days, then begin your ghosting loju pali. Forget about their entire existence. You will be glad you did.
@sammyade17
@Naija_PR
Yoruba. As a child, that is what we ate boli with in my house. Imagine my shock when I grew up and discovered people ate it with groundnut. Tried it a couple of times sugbon it didnโt work.
Special announcement:
This is a new week, everybody should urinate from home tomorrow, if I see anybody bringing out their tobestobes to pee in public tomorrow, I will snap it and post it on Twitter. KJBSJ, Ke ni nice week ahead.
Accurately soft plantain, peppered turkey( the type of pepper that will induce tears of joy) and very sweet fried rice. Chef Asake is backkk in the bidddddigggggg๐ฉโ๐ณ.
My neighbor moved in 4 days ago, and so far he has asked me out, and asked me to help him cook egusi soup.
Charged him money to cook the soup and he has stopped responding. Weird.
I know just two IG influencers that donโt tell lies. Opeyemi Famakin is at the top of my list. I have followed him for years and the last time he recommended a restaurant it was everything he said it will be. You guys should ditch that 10 secs video and go on IG for the full one.
I just finished raiding my mumโs clothes and I have joy to tell you guys that, I will be rocking her blazer to work tomorrow and her vintage Iro and Buba lace, will be my fighter on Friday.
In Shaa Allah.
My sister bakes really nice cakes and makes really cool pastries too including โfuelโ cakes๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ. I promise I can pronounce foil๐ฉ.
You people should come and buy cake so that this girl will give me money, e shanu mi.
I casually bagged a first class the other day and I have been trying to tell myself that it is nothing but then it is hoooge. I remember praying to Allah to make it possible almost every night during the last Ramadan because my 300level results were not resulting and GOD DID!!!
This woman gave me cloth to sew and didnโt pay any deposit so I assumed she wasnโt ready. She came by the house yesternight saying she needed it for church today. I didnโt sleep until I finished sewing it.
Tell me why I took the cloth to hers and she is saying she will pay later?
Ugly people are always the first to call other people ugly. I would never understand why. Pretty people rarely come for peopleโs looks, maybe because they have pretty eyes and it gives them a better view as opposed to having ugly eyes then you are forced to see the world as ugly.
You will be telling sisters you canโt date them until you taste them but na you go carry chair sit for front when they are talking about waking up a Christian for church.
My dear, carry that chair to the back.
Instead of typing it out, I decided to hold it too. I understand that my own is more than the ownerโs own but check am naaaaah, that is my Surname of the plaque nowwwwww.
I am shyโบ๏ธ.
If you need a surveyor, Surv. Dele is my brother.
I suppose add โMNISโ to his name but I never sabi how to write it; is it before his name or after๐ค?
Wait, let me go and ask him๐โโ๏ธ