@elliepeek
This woman is my new kink.
I want her to burst into my room, demand I stop working, and force me to make something delicious and homemade.
And if I try and speak up, she gently yet firmly puts me in my place.
@TheDamaniFelder
It's a mistake on Twitter's part that there isn't an option to report tweets that are just so goddamned stupid.
Because this is a really, really, really goddamned stupid tweet.