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not an armand defender because there’s nothing to defend him from

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Joined June 2024
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delainey is the only normal person in this cast
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Anne Rice's Interview with the Vampire
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Even from afar, Eric Bogosian can't help but interview these vampires. #InterviewWithTheVampire #SDCC24
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@armandistic
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HELPSJGKEKGKEKG
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@armandistic
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they were hot as hell i’m gonna miss them
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@armandistic
2 months
this pic aaaaaahhh cuties 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽
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@armandistic
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#CLAUDIA : fuck the big three
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@armandistic
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@armandistic
2 months
why would god let me know about this man’s existence if i can’t have him
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armand de loser
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he is so paintable and sculptable and angel faced
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@armandistic
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his mannerisms in this scene were so fascinating armand i want to study you under a microscope
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@armandistic
1 month
y’all
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@armandistic
21 days
whatever you say mr gorgeous big brown doe eyes
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@armandistic
1 month
nooo babe you’re perfect it’s the normal girls that scare me
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@armandistic
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THANK YOU BANGLADESH 🫡
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@armandistic
1 month
their accent work is phenomenal
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@armandistic
1 month
can that white man move it’s my turn now
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@armandistic
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if you hate these sillies you will die and go to hell
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@armandistic
1 month
#ARMAND : bad girls do it well
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@armandistic
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he looks so evil here i’m in love
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@armandistic
27 days
10 million dead 20 million injured
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@armandistic
2 months
assad wanting that old man to sit on his lap, i said oh i’m sure
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@armandistic
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his pretty teeth
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@armandistic
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assad zaman be normal challenge FAILED
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@armandistic
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#ARMAND : joyride
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@armandistic
2 months
holy fucking fuck that body of yours is absurd
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@armandistic
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king i don’t even have a phone isn’t that so crazy we should hang out
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@bananafitz
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when a man has his shirtsleeves rolled up exposing his forearms its like, oh ok. here comes mr slut.
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okay twins
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this is one of the hottest television scene ever
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@armandistic
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this shit gets serious
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if i don’t have him i’ll kill myself
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@armandistic
2 months
assad zaman i am free on any day that ends with a y, please call me it’s serious
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@armandistic
17 days
just made a sound so inhumane
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@armandistic
2 months
right in front of daniel, what happened to shame what happened to decorum what happened to decency
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@armandistic
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my light. my claudia. my redemption.
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@armandistic
2 months
rachel this is serious
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@armandistic
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my very beautiful, very sane and very normal wife who has no issues
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@armandistic
8 days
how the hell am i supposed to stay mad at this face 🥺🥺
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@armandistic
1 month
why can’t some of you like evil characters because they’re evil do you have to twist their actions to make them seem like good people, if you’re gonna enjoy something do it with your chest
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@armandistic
25 days
wish i was that white guy
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@armandistic
19 days
whatever man i don’t even care anymore
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@armandistic
9 days
this polite mouse just asked if i could share my cheese with him
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@armandistic
26 days
BAAABBBYYYYYYY
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@armandistic
30 days
this gif is sooooo mesmerising i have to watch it at least 100 times before i can go on with my life
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@armandistic
2 months
self proclaimed goofy goober assad zaman
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@armandistic
7 days
#ARMAND : XXX
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#ARMAND : supermassive black hole
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1 month
assad’s laugh he is so dear to me
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idgaf if he’s 34 i’m gonna call him cutie
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i’m gonna throw myself off the balcony this is so serious i want him
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@armandistic
28 days
assad is so hot it’s stupid
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he stands like a polite kitten
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best gaslighter no man could ever fight her
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he got so mad he had to stop his minecraft game
this diva
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#ARMAND : ornery, scandalous and evil
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@armandistic
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kitten why are you so crazy and evil !!!!
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@armandistic
2 months
born to be a white man kissing assad zaman, forced to be a girl on twitter dot com
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@armandistic
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assad za man you are (ba dum tss)
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oh wow
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@armandistic
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yes i do the cooking yes i do the cleaning
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@armandistic
19 days
assad as james potter, sam as whatever the hell a tamlin is, we need to get rid of tik tok
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bidie🐝
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OK PACK IT UP PUT IWTV BACK BEHIND A PAYWALL NVM
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assad zaman it’s so important to me that you know i would give up feminism for you
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mari
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hes so pretty i wish we were seahorses so i can impregnate him
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anyone else going insane or is it just me?
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this guy cute as hell
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they should be casting assad zaman and jacob anderson in every thing those are two of the most gorgeous faces and deserve to be plastered everywhere
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1 month
ok fine no bloopers from assad cause he is a professional but you expect me to believe jacob & eric didn’t burst out laughing when he first walked in like this????
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no bloopers of this scene is criminal
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the little head tilts he does while talking have really charmed me
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his hands good lord jesus
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his crazy eyes and psychotic behaviour have bewitched me
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we should all just kill ourselves
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posting a fuckass trash bag instead of his gorgeous beautiful face i hate pretty men who know they’re pretty and like to gatekeep their beauty fuck you too idc i didn’t want to see your stupid face anyway
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about to call a 34 year old grown man cutie patootie everybody please look away
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once again i find myself thinking about assad zaman in the saint of southall
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in awe of his side profile
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i’m gnawing at the bars of my enclosure this is serious business
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i think all the male actors in the iwtv cast are so strong cause if assad zaman looked at me the way he looks at his costars i’d be following him around asking him what we are and begging him for his hand in marriage
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armand i would’ve kept kissing you until you had to surgically remove me off you btw
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exactly!
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Haywee 🧚🏻‍♀️
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“lives were changed” and it’s assad zaman
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wonder what assad’s parents look like for him to look like he just stepped out of a painting of the most gorgeous most beautiful human being alive
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2 months
this is a face you betray feminism for
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2 months
assad zaman for me there are sexual urges and desires
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𓆩 mauve 𓆪 ⚢
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assad zaman it seems I’ve grown quite fond of u tho there are no sexual urges or desires u come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard
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none of y’all know how to pronounce his name and that’s exactly why he’s going to pick me
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mer🦇🧛🏽
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ASSAD YOU HAVE BEWITCHED US ( the lesbians )
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i like him i like that autistic man
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@armandistic
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i can not listen to cherry hill like a sane person ever again
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lily
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love when an edit is so life changing that you can never hear the song normally without thinking of that edit ever again
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this picture of assad zaman is crazy
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can someone take one for the team and go down to hell to ask anne rice why armand has tiny kitten fangs
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he’s such a cutie
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@danielarmands being famous must be so weird i’d be scared if someone did that to me
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he’s so hot
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remember when ppl on here were trying to gaslight us into believing assad zaman wasn’t being sidelined during iwtv s2 promo yeah what the hell was that all about
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just started barking at my screen
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overdosed on jassad again
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#ARMAND : HBIC
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i dreamt that assad zaman had a tattoo on his forearm but it was so ugly and off-putting that i stopped liking him
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the chest hair,,,,,,,🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨
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he wants the cookie so effing bad
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i want he
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#ARMAND : change the prophecy
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saw a man so beautiful i started crying?? i immediately felt compelled to give him nine dollars i had in my wallet and say you are the best looking person i have ever seen so i think you deserve this
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