If you think that top/bottom sex, dom/sub dynamics and masc/femme presenting characters are essentially just a substitute for man/woman, then OF COURSE every queer ship will look heteronormative to you
Imagine 17 y.o Dazai has to get his wisdom teeth removed while he is in the PM and when Chuuya picks him up from the clinic โ because he /obviously/ has to be there to film Dazai while heโs high off his ass to get blackmail material โ Dazai confesses that he loves him 23 times
bsd s5 spoilers
Chuuya calling Fyodor an anemic jackass has me DEAD PLS he was SICK AND TIRED of listening to Dostoevsky talk about how frail he is ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
what ifโฆ what if Dazaiโs plan really was to die, which is why he basically provoked Dostoevsky into sending Chuuya after him, because his death would make Chuuya snap out of the vampirism and finish Dostoevsky for him
skk roleplayed and filmed that shit 9 months ago, so when the cat lady stopped time, Dazai put the fake prerecorded footage there for Fyodor to watch, there ๐ซถ๐ผ
Chuuya can both understand Dazaiโs reasons for leaving the PM and still mourn the loss of the pretty much only somewhat intimate and equal relationship he still had after losing the sheep and the flags and be UPSET bc humans can have complex feelings about complex matters
if bsd was a hunger games au Chuuya would be from one of the poorer districts and heโd 100% volunteer to save one of the sheep while Dazai would be from district 1 or 2 and heโd volunteer bc heโs bored and bc he wants to die
I donโt believe Chuuya is going to die, however I do believe that everyone should consider themselves lucky Chuuya hasnโt decided to fuck it all to hell and become the villain yet
Chuuya: so how are you feeling
Dazai: I love you
Chuuya: okโฆ but how are you feeling
Dazai: I love you and I want to be with you. and your eyes are very pretty
Chuuya: how high are you rn
Dazai: 175 cm. taller than you
As much as I love skk who are still besties no matter what sides theyโre on, I also want Dazai to someday realize that oh, yes, Chuuya trusts him with his life on the battlefield but he does not trust him outside of it anymore. I want him to hear from someone else that
I believe that 15 Dazai didnโt have any or very little interaction with kids his age before meeting Chuuya so being around him always gave him teenage zoomies
I have this hc that when Chuuya had his โoh, Iโm in love with Dazaiโ epiphany, he treated it like this minor inconvenience that can be put off until later, like โdamn thatโs crazy but I really need to finish this shift first, Iโll deal with that shit laterโ and by later he means
xie lian asking his best friend hua cheng to take his virginity because heโs the only person that he trusts this much and hua cheng, who has been painfully in love with him since the moment they met and, also, a virgin, is like yeah sure no biggie easy peasy lemon squeezy
I really need to peep into Dazaiโs head and understand his reason for creating sskk like clearly skk still functions super well and remains undefeated soโฆ what the hell is he thinking
Fully convinced that Dazai gets cute aggression sometimes when he wakes up first and sees Chuuya sleeping, mouth open, drooling all over his pillow, hair a mess, and Dazai gets overcome with this overwhelming urge to grab Chuuyaโs face and smother him and it makes him so angry
see how the bullets that hit his shoulders left huge imprints in the wall whereas thereโs no imprint behind or directly above his head? skk is just doing their homosexual telepathy thing again
fun fact I listened to this song in 2017, decided I wanted to name a fic empire of dirt but had no fic to name empire of dirt at that time so I waited 3 years to use it
Ok so correct me if Iโm wrong (I need to rewatch the episode) but I donโt think Dazai said that he had known that Chuuya wasnโt a real vampire all along? I think he probably assumed that Chuuya was playing Dostoevsky as soon as he showed up because thatโs pretty much their
I love how Dazai is able to play nice with literally everyone โ enemies, friends, colleagues, doesnโt matter, and then thereโs Chuuya and heโs like ๐คข๐คข๐คข๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ
Firmly believe that once Dazai settles into their (skkโs) relationship, he just stops using his brain whenever he is hanging out with Chuuya on their days off. Theyโre going on vacation? Great, Chuuya will have all the papers and go into dad mode at the airport.
As much as I love skk who have an almost telepathic understanding, I think the two of them being on entirely different pages in regards to each other would be a very neat and interesting thing to explore. Dazai assuming they both know that blowing up Chuuyaโs car and not telling
I love this whole โwho knows Chuuya betterโ direction that weโre heading to like I eat that shit up in FICS now weโre getting that in the manga ๐ญ
I feel like Chuuya has 3 main relationship dynamics:
1) someone (usually older) adopts him and he pretends so HARD to be annoyed about it that itโs embarrassing = flags
2) he adopts someone else, constantly saves their asses, acts like a grandpa = sheep, Shirase
Thinking about a modern AU in which Dazaiโs parents keep nagging him about any potential girlfriends or, wink wink nudge nudge, any partners and how much theyโd like to have grandkids someday, so Dazai decides to put an end to it once and for all by bringing home his drug dealer
Years into Chuuya and Dazaiโs relationship โ yes, theyโre dating even though they never call it that โ Chuuya suggests going to a restaurant. A really good one, 5 stars, excellent food, wonderful staff. Now thatโs not anything new โ Chuuya loves fancy things. What is, however,
imagine 15 skk smoking together except that Chuuya actually smokes while Dazai has never smoked before but he canโt just admit that so he nonchalantly accepts the cigarette Chuuya rolls him and proceeds to cough up a lung after the first drag
convinced that having a crush for the first time almost sent Dazai into a coma bc he was so used to feeling numb and apathetic that experiencing the highs and lows of a teenage infatuation made him think he was DYING
All I want in life is to see Dazai fail spectacularly. I want one of his big master schemes to just not work out. I want someone to outsmart him. And then I want to see Dazai crying shitting throwing up because of it
Iโm thinking of an au where soulmate bonds are a thing that allow people to communicate via telepathy, whether itโs A/B/O or just a universe in which people can decide to bond with a partner, and after the SB events Mori convinces skk to bond because it will make them even
I commissioned
@cornlilys
to draw Chuuya from my fic "a Lesson in Thorns" (link will be in the replies!) and he came out absolutely stunning and perfect ๐ญโค๏ธ
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Chuuya who holds (lowkey) aggressive eye contact when he comes bc the intimacy of looking into Dazaiโs eyes and gasping into each otherโs mouths always sends him over the edge meanwhile Dazai always buries his face in Chuuyaโs shoulder or neck or cheek because it all
do you guys think Dostoevsky watched Chuuya fight a dragon to save someone Dazai who was supposed to be dead and then was like: hmmmm, yeah, Iโll need this one
One of my favorite skk moments everrrr is the scene in Stormbringer when Chuuya punishes Dazai for giving Verlaine information and DAZAI JUST FULLY ACCEPTS IT
HEAR ME OUT: single dad Dazai in his middle to late thirties moving back to Yokohama after almost ten years living somewhere else with his 14 y/o daughter, she quickly makes friends at school, everything is fine until one night he gets called to pick up his kid from the police