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email mktg @nymag + building @headsknownyc • formerly @residentadvisor @thefader

brooklyn, ny • she/her
Joined July 2009
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@ariellenyc
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1 year
holy shit there’s a morning-after pill youtube ad where two people are fighting over the last one and one of them goes ‘please my boyfriend is a DJ’ 😭
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@ariellenyc
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@ariellenyc
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2 years
call my pussy british the way he be innit
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@ariellenyc
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2 months
why is jazz memes, an account supposedly dedicated to arguably the most experimental genre of all time, mad at autechre
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@ariellenyc
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29 days
the music industry
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What’s something people romanticize but it’s actually horrible?
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@ariellenyc
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1 month
white male edm producer likes asian girls … ground breaking stuff we should call porter robinson
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@ariellenyc
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3 years
how are you acting like a fuckboy above the age of 25 you’re just a loser who can’t communicate
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@ariellenyc
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27 days
this is exactly what everyone would say if you got a boiler room lmao
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that’s it boiler rooms are dead
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@ariellenyc
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2 years
men used to go to war now they dj in bushwick
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2 months
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@ariellenyc
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4 years
mfers be like “i love house” but won’t stay home 🤥
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@ariellenyc
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3 years
yes musicians should know the history and context of the music they create, especially when it’s from a culture that wasn’t theirs to begin with tf
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@ariellenyc
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2 years
pronouncing bladee like sade
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@ariellenyc
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2 months
do u think you are capable of love even though you are a dj
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@ariellenyc
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2 months
i can’t breathe
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@ariellenyc
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2 months
this is the best day of my life
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OutKast are suing the Atlanta dubstep duo known as ATLiens
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@ariellenyc
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5 months
fake ass bushwick dj i saw you having a job
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@ariellenyc
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5 years
wooks stealing phones call that hippie sabotage
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@ariellenyc
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5 years
if u don’t like liquid stranger u can wakaan out of here
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@ariellenyc
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1 year
now why did this ad target me is the real question
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@ariellenyc
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4 months
😭😭😭😭
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@ariellenyc
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2 years
locked in the very rare @t6mikee interview for my last profile of the year
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@ariellenyc
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@ariellenyc
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5 months
should i kill myself on aapi month?
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@ariellenyc
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1 year
british people went so hard with ‘you lot’
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@ariellenyc
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3 years
damn the world be white as fuck
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Ultra Music Festival
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As the United States reopens its borders to international travelers today, we want to welcome back our Ultra Worldwide family for another incredible Ultra Music Festival experience!
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@ariellenyc
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2 years
BEWARE OF THE MONKEY OUT TOMORROW!!
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@ariellenyc
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7 years
@araslanian_ keeps getting better and better
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@ariellenyc
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4 years
🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾
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@ariellenyc
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2 years
you’re in his dms i’m in his apartment blurring the lines between intimacy and friendship in ways so confusing and beautiful u wouldn’t even comprehend
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@ariellenyc
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6 months
i’m blending songs you’ve never heard of in keys you’ve never mixed in
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@ariellenyc
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2 years
how about u try fighting all ur allegations
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First opponent, the supreme court
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@ariellenyc
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3 years
I QUIT MY JOB IM GOING TO CRY IF YOU NEED MUSIC PR OR MARKETING WORK PLEASE HIT ME UP
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@ariellenyc
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1 month
fred again fans discover jungle for the first time i think i lost brain cells
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@ariellenyc
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11 months
after this weekend, i rest. thank u for another amazing year :)
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@ariellenyc
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2 years
you either die a journalist or live long enough to see yourself become a dj
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@ariellenyc
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2 months
i’m turning 30 in 11 days, i’m done shitposting and partying it’s time for jazz
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@ariellenyc
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3 years
d*vid d*brik filmed a girl getting assaulted by his homie and people are welcoming him back to the platform like he was out getting his tonsils removed and y’all complain about cancel culture lol
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2 years
the sluttiest thing a guy can do is send you his unreleased music
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@ariellenyc
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1 month
i got the job 😭😭😭😭
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2 months
me pretending i don’t care about getting this job so i get an offer
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@ariellenyc
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2 years
how are you music journalists and tweet some stupid shit like this lmao
@reviews_raving
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Zedd’s special guest at Ultra was… Ice Spice??? We are as confused as you are😅 @Zedd (🎥: @UMFTV )
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3 years
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@ariellenyc
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9 months
my music hot take is that people don’t actually think criticism is bad they just hate feeling like the dumbest person in the room and would rather label critics as pretentious than learn some music history i will not be elaborating
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@ariellenyc
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3 years
okay last hot take. artists, labels + mgmt teams: a lot of smaller blogs have better audience loyalty than the publications you yearn to land on, and they’ll actually turn listeners into fans. it’s time to stop being narrow-minded about the sites you want to work with.
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@ariellenyc
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9 months
society has moved past the need to book diplo
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@ariellenyc
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1 month
tomorrow is my first day as the senior associate, email marketing at @nymag !! excited to revive my marketing brain for the sustentation of journalism + to be on the team of such a trailblazing publication 🥹 this doesn’t mean i’m done w writing tho, i will be around <3
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@ariellenyc
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2 years
i hate when people act like fred again invented garage when it was obviously pinkpantheress
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@ariellenyc
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6 months
two shell playing avril 14 x avril lavigne on april 14th at coachella
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2 years
@mkrwrt theyre having a mid-off
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@ariellenyc
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3 years
me looking at edm festival lineups:
@BIPOCHousing_MA
(FKA @ItsWalela- Plz read Pinned)
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Me, keeping track of my white friends
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2 months
as promised, my first solo set on @TheLotRadio includes a sexyy red into burial blend 🫣 watch now:
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1 year
@ObviouslyItsAmy they got my ass fr
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@ariellenyc
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9 months
lmaooooooooo
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@mbootyspoon
Martyn Bootyspoon
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HOR's post-genocide roaster looking like an oatmilk latte but if you cooked the meth down into the frothed milk before steaming
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@ariellenyc
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2 years
the moment no one was waiting (or asked) for - my top albums of 2022
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@ariellenyc
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2 years
you haven’t seen me at the met
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why is music the most judged art form like no one looks at a painting and says mid
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2 years
i interviewed the legendary french jazz band Cortex for @RollingStone — in french! — to discuss their 1975 debut album, Troupeau Bleu, and its impact on hip-hop
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@ariellenyc
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3 years
amen break this amen break that but when does a men ever give me a fucking break
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2 years
heres a 2022 thread of me putting my whole pussy into freelance music journalism for the first time
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3 years
i will be writing for mtv news :-)
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@ariellenyc
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3 years
soundcloud still top tier for underground music discovery sorry
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@ariellenyc
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2 years
god gave his hurtiest tummies to his sexiest soldiers
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1 year
what if you thought you met your soulmate and then found out they were a contributor on whosampled
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3 years
if your brain fully develops at 25 why do 30 year old men still act like that lol
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@ariellenyc
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9 months
my life will never be the same knowing he was smiling so big sitting next to a white woman
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getting ready. to make history.
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@ariellenyc
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3 years
rip christopher columbus. you would’ve loved influencer tulum + cancun trips during a global pandemic
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@ariellenyc
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2 years
the electronic music scene needs to find synonyms for ‘banger’ i can’t take it anymore
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1 year
the caption on the photo has me so weak 😭
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2 years
i’ll eat ass but i draw the line at olives
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2 years
my horny ass could never be verified
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6 months
bitch i’m literally on yahoo rn lmao
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@ariellenyc
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10 months
anthony fantono is promoting my party what the hell lmfaooooooo
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7 months
i got the job btwwwww bout to re-enter my moneybags era and exit the music industry
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7 months
do close to getting an offer and all i can think about is how i can finally send money to my family soon im gonna cry
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2 years
for publications that had a whole lot to say about the importance of dance music when dr*ke and b*yonce dropped their albums, there’s a whole lotta no dance music to be found on these eoy lists lol
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@ariellenyc
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11 months
i got a full time job in music journalism and also i got laid for the first time in 3.5 years
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Jacy, LPC
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BRAG ABOUT SOMETHING YOU’RE PROUD OF ACCOMPLISHING IN 2023 ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
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3 years
me
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4 years
april fools day jokes cannot phase me. i am used to lies and deceit, as i date men.
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i have the midas touch but my opps have the mid ass touch where everything they touch turns to mid and ass
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1 year
don’t fuck your fans im begging you
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footwork
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bring on the dancing horses
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now that america is in its death throes, i want to know what you think was the greatest accomplishment this country has seen in 248 years
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2 years
the sluttiest thing a guy can do is be an artist manager
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1 year
one of the best dance music / rap collaborations methinks
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3 years
stop asking us if we like dnb and just play the shit already
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1 year
this month i was supposed to hit 3 years clean of benzos after going to rehab. i have to admit that altho i’ve had a few slips getting clean is a process and i’m so proud of how far i’ve come and every day i’m thankful i’m alive to work on being better than yesterday
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2 years
designers creating unreadable event flyers:
@FINALLEVEL
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I do not give a flying FUCK about Fonts... Weirdo shit.
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@ariellenyc
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when a footwork dj gets a handjob
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@ariellenyc
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2 years
wake up babe i just wrote my first cover story
@Mixmag
Mixmag
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💥🥲 Hudson Mohawke's maximalist music creates sparks of joy in our dystopian world 🥲💥 @ariellenyc speaks to @HudMo about duality, outlandish memes, and ‘Cry Sugar’ Read the cover feature 👉 Listen to the Cover Mix 👉
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2 years
now that it’s finally out, i can say july was such a good month bc i debuted on rolling stone, interviewed dj premier + debuted on dj mag, my music journalism insider interview went live, recorded a cabbages episode with billy woods + locked in my first cover story for mixmag :)
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@ariellenyc
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4 years
all music comes from Black music but edm never seems to remember that lol
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3 years
this convo is tired but the one thing i will say about ghost producing is whether u care about it it or don’t, stop invalidating literally every woman producer’s career by saying they have one. thank u
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@ariellenyc
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2 years
my party is returning to paragon on jan 7 and i’m bringing legendary low end theory founder @daddykev back to nyc for the first time in 5 years (he’s playing 2 sets - so come early!) supported by: @_jwords @mattfx @Nothing_Neue @wavy_bagels
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3 years
this is why i do what i do thank you ♡
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@ariellenyc
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2 years
just signed my first contract only one year after starting freelance music journalism 🥲 i’m UP
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edm promoters will be like ‘we’re going to diversify and put non-white males on the lineup’ how about u diversify and put good music 🙏🏽
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@ariellenyc
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2 years
@_walkinginspace @Nick_Eaux you are so sick and twisted and rancid
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they should invent a jack ü without diplo
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