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@areynabeel

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engineer turned corporate ghulam working his ass off to travel around the world with the love of his life.

Kingdom of Karachi
Joined August 2014
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
bhai ye aitebaaar kon hai aur abhi tak aya kyun nahin?
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1 year
"AI will eventually replace humans", meanwhile humans:
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
2 years
sahi time pay cheat kardia, ek mahine baad sardiyou mai karti tou ye chulha jalane kay liye gas kahan se lata.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
2 years
timeline cleanse
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
2 years
am i the only one who found this video quite disturbing???
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
3 years
Dollar 176 India 151 Petrol 138 NZ 134
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 months
me (on spouse visa) explaining why tf babar azam is so shit to my gori resident wife.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
3 years
mandatory 14th feb tweet
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
2 years
dollar touches 190. freelancers:
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
1 year
they call us 007 0 bowling awareness 0 batting awareness 7 runs scored combined.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
3 years
fixed.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
3 years
words.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
2 years
speaker refusing to start voting on no confidence motion shahbaz shareef:
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
1 year
army has asked army to deploy army in army controlled punjab.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
8 months
sorry to burst bubbles of y'all but this is how a middle class generational house looks like
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
2 years
"sir buhat kuttou wali kar raha hai"
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4 years
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
ghareeb jhoomar dekhe, hamza ko dekhe ya phir naimal ko dekhe.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
3 years
bought my own car, i am so proud of myself.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
ye ek dam original content hai laiba ka, kisi ki pinned tweet copy nahi ki hai.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
1 year
served.
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nav
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how do you serve cunt in a cricket way
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
umair doing this app right.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
3 years
men that work hard don't have abs, they have 1 ab!
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
mirza ghalib after getting high on mangoes:
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
inter kay baad he gaari kay neche ajana chaiye tha
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
no one: lab assistants:
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
2 years
it took me almost five years to see a 6 figure amount getting credited into my bank account, alhamdulillah
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
same energy
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@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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We have more Cases because we have more Testing!
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
podina: mai dhaniya nahin hun me:
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
1 year
waliya ki stories se lagta hai wo kuch alag tarah se bacha paida kar rahi hai baqi dunya kuch alag tarah se karti ayi hai ub tak
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
2 years
jahangir tareen watching ali tareen in khan sahab's space.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
3 years
God when?
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
girls after watching ertugrul vs boys after watching it
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
me as a therapist: hota hai, chalta hai, dunya hai
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
bhai gave me 500rs eidi, my niece snatched it and ran away. baap beti ne sahi scheme bnai hui hai
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
"koe elizabeth ko bhi tou samjho"
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
1 year
hafiz seems like a guy in a desi rishta hunting parade, sitting between his mamu and phuppha.
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1 year
[Meme contest]
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
2 years
supreme court reading dost mazari's interpretation of their judgement:
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
2 years
keep me out of your fucking purana pakistan
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
8 months
pehchanoge kese, dada ki poti ub hottie jo bangayi hai.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
defence budget increased by almost 12% bajwa sahab:
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
2 years
ye jitna bhi CHAOS hai isk peche COAS hai.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
"years ago, when I was backpacking across western europe, I was just outside of barcelona, hiking.."
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
2 years
my eldest sister sends me pictures of everything she buys for her new home, from furniture to crockery. she has been through a lot in her life, and watching her this much happy makes me believe in allah pak and his ayah even more that there is ease after every hardship.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
5 months
my mother loved grocery shopping, but the budget constraints never allowed her to overspend so from my first pay cheque, we went grocery shopping, and spent almost half of my salary buying useless stuff and snacks, she loved it.
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enough negativity on TL, qt with your cutest / fav memory with your mother
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
i think i have downloaded wrong ertugrul
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
3 years
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
3 years
fastest fifty in this T20 worldcup
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
2 years
showbaaz shareef's first address to the nation
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
raashi behn sneaking into the kitchen to take out all the chanaa and put empty cooker on the stove.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
1 year
"DG ISPR app paida bhi nahin hue th mai tab se apne mulk ka naam roshan kar raha hun"
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
allah likhi taqdeer mitaa deta hai aur naa likhi ho tou likhdeta hai.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
2 years
@StraightDrive99 @TheBarmyArmy Lahoris should not comment on Karachi ki biryani, be it with aloo or without 😂
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
everytime i heard or read about death of someone's parent, it shatters me to the core, may no child should have to suffer this pain, no soul is capable enough to bear burden of such loss, may allah keep everyone's parents alive and healthy.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
today's 18th death anniversary of my father, kindly spare a moment and pray for his maghfirah, may allah bless his soul in eternal peace, ameen.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 months
a board chaired by mohsin naqvi and a team managed by wahab riaz deserved this humiliation.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
2 years
"sir wo kah raha hai jinsey bhi ghalti hogayi, app samjh tou gaye hongey"
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
me with loml in public while not giving a fuck about loug kia kahenge
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Nabeel.
4 years
just read somewhere "agar tankhwa 35000 tou bv ko kitne paise dene chaiye", purey 35000 bhai why is this even a question
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
10 months
@dr_aculii i have seen another couple giving the same interview saying the exact same thing
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Nabeel.
4 years
felt dead, might delete later
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Nabeel.
4 years
100 favs and i'll recreate this
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
meri shadi ki baat horahi hai guis, mai kia karu sharma kay dusre room mai chala jaun?
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
umar defending hassan in front of his girls:
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Nabeel.
4 years
fries with burgers shouldn't be a choice, it's a basic human right and should be provided for free.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
3 years
yaar assignment pura mat chaapna, thora change karlena.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
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lost my father on this day 20 years ago, never got to know him but what i have heard is that he's a wonderful human being, loved by everyone, listening to stories about him, i really want to be like him, hope he's watching me rn, feeling proud of me, may his soul rest in peace.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
2 years
shahbaz vowed to increase salaries by 10%, took a u-turn and increased working days from 5 to 6 days instead. so if someone was earning 60000 per month (for 5 days a week), the salary has been reduced by 18% since now he or she will be working 6 days a week at the same salary.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
asr, maghrib and esha in winters is equivalent to LMNOP in alphabets
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Nabeel.
2 years
shoaib malik, imad wasim and kamran akmal after the announcement of world T20 squad
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
5 months
cant even say "kutte jesi zindagi hai" now cuz apparently kutte ki zindagi bhi mere se bahtar chal rahi.
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Anneli 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Look at my good boy with his magical lights 🫶
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@areynabeel
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3 years
welcome to sir shinwari's academy
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
reason i prefer a local desi eatry over some fancy DHA type restaurant is their serving size, like if you're charging me 800rs for an omelette then it better be made from at least one dozen eggs or a chick must come out of the omelette and amuse me with chicken dance.
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
1 year
@Zohadtweets an army brat is making sense, a rare sight 😭😭😭
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Nabeel.
3 years
@walaitee i dont get it, why they are fighting over a guy when they both can marry him????? 😭😭
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
urdu is such a beautiful language like ‘wehshi darinday’ just mean men
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
2 months
nothing is clear from whatever has been posted on twt or insta by both the parties, meanwhile shagufta from district vehari, "marriage is a scary concept"
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
beshak allah taxpayers kay sath hai
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5 years and these two are still the best placards from Aurat March.
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Nabeel.
4 years
tahajjud mai sehat, rozi umr mai barkat bhi maang liya kro, sab kay sab apni setting seedhi karne kay chakkar mai lage ho
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Nabeel.
4 years
mai doob raha, doob raha, bachana mujhe bachana
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4 years
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@areynabeel
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1 year
50 favs and i'll send this to her.
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Nabeel.
4 years
ye all india radio station hai, hamare agley elaan ka intezar kijye "ghabrana nahi hai"
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Nabeel.
2 years
sky is clearing up.
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Nabeel.
3 years
cillian murphy after reading this:
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You get it right
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Nabeel.
1 year
this is what being almost 28 looks like.
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@heresmyytea
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This is what being 25 looks like.
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Nabeel.
4 years
be her calm, be her home, don't be another battle she has to fight
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
1 year
branded jaye namaz pay meri dua qubool hojaegi????
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
we met on twitter ki shandaar kamiyabi kay baad ab pesh hai we met on terrace.
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Nabeel.
4 years
not flexing but there's a girrafe in my house too. DHA lite.
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@norbalm
Norbert Almeida
4 years
Just Karachi DHA things. Giraffe 🦒
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
3 years
thank you for reaffirming my faith in "you can either be rich or funny"
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
laboun pay udaaasi aur ankhou mai gham hai, kia apki battery bhi 20% sey kam hai???
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
5 months
may god save all our sisters and daughters from this toxic rishta parade culture
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Nabeel.
4 years
yaar nu milegi ajj laash yaar di
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Nabeel.
2 years
true man of culture
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Nabeel.
4 years
100 favs and i'll recreate this
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@areynabeel
Nabeel.
4 years
20 year old me was full of life, 25 year old me is full of regrets.
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Nabeel.
2 years
divided by political parties, united by BAJWA.
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