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on one hand who cares and on the other hand so what.

Salt Lake City
Joined January 2014
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*:・゚ ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎*:・゚
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Tony Hawk
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Nominations in the replies
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Oh to be a lizard owned by Shelly Duvall
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Me rn
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I got some NFTs...............some Nice Fucking Tits
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“Salt Lake a boring ass city” bro doesn’t even know about Fun Time Kidz Care yet
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Fuck your zodiac sign who was your favorite WWE wrestler when you were little
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@aprilhamIincoln
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Anyway no more pink pussy hats and marches I want to see Molotov cocktails
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*rains for two seconds* Everyone in Utah:
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8 years
I hate the "silly boys, trucks are for girls" and "girls hunt too!" Stickers. Listen asheleighlee, nobody fucking cares.
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@aprilhamIincoln
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Taylor Swift this, Phoebe Bridgers that, why don’t you swiftly build a bridge to some bitches
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@pinkcloudbummer I would always be impressed by your cowboy hat smh
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Blue lives matter ass bitches be like “if the police didn’t exist who would you call” well hopefully someone that can tell the difference between a taser and a gun
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Can’t believe old people want to take away my right to be nutted in
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Me, every day
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@dylanswearingen It turns out I’m taking applicants for this position
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@aprilhamIincoln
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You’re welcome
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Covid has taken more from me than I can handle
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‘JOHN WICK 4’ and ‘THE MATRIX 4’ were both initially set to release today.
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It is done!!!!!!!!! I am so fckn happy 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
It is the day!!!!! The last appointment to work on my leg sleeve and then it will be complete!!!!!!!! Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@aprilhamIincoln
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Who did they ask? Rich Mormons?
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Congrats, Salt Lake City! You were just named the least-stressed city in the U.S.!
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@aprilhamIincoln
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@lizzzzzielogan You forgot the You version: Guinevere Beck -lives in NYC -has clingy boyfriend -supposed to go live in Paris with “best friend” -chooses boyfriend -dies
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Let’s bring back MySpace hurry
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CDC says you can now suck me from the back
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@aprilhamIincoln
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4 years
Just hanging out with my boyfriend Kakashi
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Hey sorry I’m late, my alarm went off and I stared at the ceiling for 20 minutes contemplating why I’m alive ha ha ha and traffic was crazy
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@aprilhamIincoln
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2 years
The extremely horny online to notes app apology pipeline
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@aprilhamIincoln
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4 years
I don’t horny tweet. I yearn tweet. And boy am I fucking yearning
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Tell me your daddy pays for everything without telling me your daddy pays for everything
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Forgive me father for I have simped
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Every argument with a trump supporter ever:
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5 years
Mr. Bubbles and I are steppin out tonight
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@EchoXrayMusic It depends on if you’re right or left handed
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@aprilhamIincoln
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7 years
@raviolifreak Thank you for posting this, I remember someone came forward about being sexually assaulted by him but she took it down because of the backlash she received from him and his friends.
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@aprilhamIincoln
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I’m not gonna argue with a Sasuke avi, incels mad I'm a weeb and a baddie!!💯
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Cheers it’s Friday
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Tattoos won’t cheat on me
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@aprilhamIincoln
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Person my age: I have this great job that pays well and my boyfriend just proposed to me! Everything is great! Me: http://t.co/ykuL1wORTr
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@aprilhamIincoln
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Good morning 🌞
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Stocks this, stocks that, why don’t you invest in some bitches
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@aprilhamIincoln
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I feel bad about myself so
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Bold & Brash
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I feel sad so here u go
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Hey guys I found the Levi’s store
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@aprilhamIincoln
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Cigarette mom vibes
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Felt spooky. Might delete later.
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@aprilhamIincoln
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I was scared of portrait mode thinking it would make me look terrible but nah 😎
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all i wanna do is *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *cash register noise* not have depression
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Do you ever think about how fucked up the word colonel is
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@aprilhamIincoln
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The Poet The Poem
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Pretending it’s summer even tho it’s snowing
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🪱
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@aprilhamIincoln
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I posted and deleted these the other day bcus self esteem but I am trying again 😌
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@aprilhamIincoln
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Tuesday, 9:10pm
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@aprilhamIincoln
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I’m too attractive to be sad about a boy rn
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🥸
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💟
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@aprilhamIincoln
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I’m trying to feel better about myself.
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Sorry I was vulnerable with you do you still think I’m hot
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😔💙
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@aprilhamIincoln
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Well my bf broke up with me over text, while I was at work, on national girlfriend day. So if anyone wants to drink with me HMU.
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I beg you, don’t embarrass me, mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@aprilhamIincoln
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5 years
I do be lookin kinda good tho
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@aprilhamIincoln
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I just wanna gloat for a minute. At the beginning of this year my mental health was at its worst and I had gained 20+ pounds. I’m now at my goal weight and happier & healthier than ever. ☺️☺️☺️
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@aprilhamIincoln
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If I was empty space, and you were a formless shape, we'd fit 🫶🏻
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@aprilhamIincoln
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4 years
Was told a few times today that I look cute so I may or may not have let it go to my head
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@aprilhamIincoln
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Oh so January is almost over huh? What’s next? Another fucking month??
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@aprilhamIincoln
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Tinder should give you super dislikes. I want to super dislike some men so they know that they suck
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i just drove through BYU’s campus and asked these dudes if they went to BYU they said yes i asked them if they knew what consent is and they said what’s that i said wow you really do go to BYU
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i just drove through Harvard’s campus and asked these dudes if they went to Harvard they said yes i said oh ya then what’s 68x2 they said 136 i said dang you rlly do go to Harvard
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Holy shit
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@aprilhamIincoln
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@AoTJewels @xkaylaraex who comes up with this shit??? Hahah, anyway are the towels removable? Or?
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Is this allowed?
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ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want
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@aprilhamIincoln
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If you falsely accuse someone of sexual assault just to get back at them, you’re a huge piece of shit and you’re giving people yet another reason to want to invalidate actual victims. Fuck you.
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New boot goofin
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@aprilhamIincoln
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Hey it’s been awhile
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@aprilhamIincoln
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I don’t use tinder, I just meet people the good old fashioned way: never
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@aprilhamIincoln
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Dating is fun. Found out a guy I was talking to is a cop through HIS TIKTOK
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@aprilhamIincoln
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So anyway
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@aprilhamIincoln
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Ok FINALLY getting my gallbladder removed today everyone say good luck april
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Tearin up my heart 💔
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@aprilhamIincoln
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It’s me again
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@aprilhamIincoln
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*Insert Decode by Paramore*
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@aprilhamIincoln
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7 years
When no one important saw you so you can re-wear the same outfit from yesterday
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@aprilhamIincoln
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I want a kiss so fckn bad right now
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🌷
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@aprilhamIincoln
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Cozy 🧸
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My ride is here
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I hate myself but that’s ok
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Imagine if a job cared about its employees enough to tell us not to come in to work today because the roads are dangerous but LOL
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