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24, genderless, it/they/he ◻️ the guy they made side order for specifically ◻️ also im bisexual ◻️ ∞🎱 is my oc now

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Joined June 2021
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hi ive gained a few followers from the acht video but i want to specify: i may discuss/retweet suggestive content here, so if you're underage and/or don't want to see that, you might want to unfollow. do what's best for u and don't feel like you gotta stay if you're uncomfortable
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i think salmon run rewards are getting a little too geared towards the hardcore overfishers and im not afraid to admit that it's not a skill issue at this point it's a Time Issue. what average player is going to have enough time to get even 800 bronze scales in a reasonable time
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this cant be happening #splatoon3
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watching @chuggaaconroy 's newest splatoon 2 episode, and when this image was brought up, i realized something this!! this is in the splatoon 3 "Return of the Mammalians" trailer, 1:10 in!!
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@ReddAnimations @Timm8o @ExpandDong15 losing my fucking mind about how this caption shows up for a split second as he makes this face. its so funny
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i was hanging out in a mirror, accidentally found a way to die, and the person with me had an appropriate response #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch
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now MY question about splatoon lore is: why are carbonated drinks so busted
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overlapping gif just to illustrate my point a little better this looks to be the same imag even down to the ink splotches in the background....flounder heights?? are you returning??
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and this is only Some of the past gear, which means it can and Will get more expensive. not to mention you need to spend scales to unlock more things to spend scales on. this is not good grinding, this just sucks for everyone who isn't already playing SR day-in and day-out
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i don't understand the problem
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some of the hardcore salmon run players have said - they hate it too - it's arguably not even FOR them because they're not going to be able to use that gear in their favorite mode (salmon) because it's pvp gear and i appreciate the solidarity and apologize for the generalization
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@IGN
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Satellite images from the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter's HiRise camera show the face of a bear on the surface of Mars. The topography is possibly shaped by volcanic deposits filling an impact crater.
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like okay i get that the salmon runners want to feel loved but this is ridiculous. do THEY even like it?
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@SplatoonNA the only good idea shiver has ever had
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next time someone has a complaint about splatoon lore that boils down to "this didn't fit my headcanons and i'm mad about it" im sending them this #splatoon3 #coroika
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@urfriendlyrival fuck it this isn't even mentioning the whole lord of the isles deal
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@Timm8o imo i am not okay with the idea that i need to spend scales to spend scales on things i actually want. relying on RNG to get these pieces of gear is not the same thing as *earning* them. i would just be lucky to even get 13 bronze scales in *62* king salmonid shifts
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@SplatoonNA anyway, check out my ridiculously angry thread about what's wrong with saying this doesn't follow lore, because popular people are saying that!
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i don't understand the problem
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@SplatoonNA why are you doing this
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@SplatoonNA forsaken
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@OatmealThoughts remember how they said "For Splatfest Points, adjustments to the Halftime Report should make it feel less like the winning team has already been decided." in the patch notes and then this happens three times in a row
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me every time i see a cool detail in splatoon 3 for the nintendo switch
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@d1edre im almost irritated at the craftsmanship of the letters on the front. how resourceful
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splatoon manga panels that hit different now
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@shaggy_maggy the gold grizzco banner? that one's 333 gold scales (still not very good), but there IS one that costs 999 silver scales
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to everyone saying splatoon fans are desperate for new info: not me! im fine combing through this stuff and ive been doing it nonstop. looks like there's still more to find if this is any indicator LOL
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uhh splatoon oc indulgence
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@SplatoonNA For Splatfest Points, adjustments to the Halftime Report should make it feel less like the winning team has already been decided.
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@ProChara looks like this attribute is kept with Amped Octostamps too! no wonder Deadly Dance Hall can be so difficult at first
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@SplatoonNA everyone who thought they'd be bitter enemies at this point because of finalfest needs to apologize to women
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i gather with my friends. we upload chapters 42 and 43 of #coroika to mangadex after years of them being missing. please enjoy:
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@thetruecourtesy i like these!! i also have a headcanon that donated octarian venom is used to make toxic mist...like harvesting snake venom from their fangs but you do it yourself
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game freak im sorry but also thank you for this new capsaicin sensation #pokemonday #fuecoco #ホゲータ
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@MoolaMixtape @helleboreblood been saying this. what about "anarchy modes" is anarchistic? it feels like nintendo is using the definition of anarchy that falls under "disorder due to not following authority," except they're doing that anyway and also don't acknowledge the organization in actual anarchism
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i've seen some talk about the potential for playable cuttefish in splatoon 3, so i'm throwing my hat into the ring in terms of guessing what they might look like i don't feel like drawing kid form predictions right now, but there's a little more info to these in the thread below
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shoutout to the inkjet as well for using a soda bottle as the tank and what looks like mentos for the individual shots
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texting [ #coroika ]
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anyway
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holy wow @itemLabel it's MunMunday
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@SplaLog [ζ©Ÿζ’°ηΏ»θ¨³οΌ½δ»£γ‚γ‚Šγ«γ“γ‚Œγ‚’θ©¦γ—γ¦γΏγ‚ˆγ†γ€‚
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@LonTr0_ @casual_watson i need there to be fanart of the Optimal Speedalopod once it's figured out and i Will be contributing
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octo expansion fundamentally changed the kind of person i was and im very grateful for that. ive developed other interests thanks to how i interact with one franchise and managed to land on some good opportunities for myself happy 7th anniversary, splatoon
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@SplatoonNA For Splatfest Points, adjustments to the Halftime Report should make it feel less like the winning team has already been decided.
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@PokemonMasters promo me i draw pokemon very rarely but im not a freak about the franchise
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@nintendolife stop making titles like this
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[ #coroika #γ‚³γƒ­γ‚€γ‚« ] get real, get right
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@AlexButJust1 when i cite the 800 bronze scales, i mean i think even THAT is unreasonable, not even getting into anything worth more than that because i felt it spoke for itself
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ok im muting this because it's gone wayyy past my usual circles, but i would once again like to apologize for using the term "overfishers" incorrectly and do not intend to blame them for this kind of thing, but there IS some kind of hardcore demographic they want to reach w/ this
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something i've noticed about side order art is that some people draw the "clones" as having dark sclerae (like sanitized octolings) when the light and dark parts of the eyes don't actually change in the image that shows them. i think it's interesting, so. notes (and short thread)
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YOU, HIGHER MAMMALIAN. ARE YOU EDIBLE? [ #splatoon3 #splatoon ]
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yall are quick to take something new, different from what we know (as it's undiscovered! by the SRL previously) and say it "doesn't follow established lore!" if a real octopus species was discovered that has perpetually "fuzzy" skin, would it be not following the lore of earth??
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yah i got a commission fer uh... [reads note] mike warioware? mike warioware please come to the stand
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@urfriendlyrival WAIT i also forgot that she just....tries to take the credit for the balm stuff even though it was laventon's idea and lian is kleavor's warden in the first place (and she didn't want her own clan to do anything about it in the first place)
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@Timm8o and that's not counting all the failed shifts Before i get to the king salmonid, that's not counting all the successful shifts TO get to it, and that's not counting all the times i get different kinds of scales instead of the ones im actually looking for, setting me further back
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@HDHaZmY i never said i was blaming the overfishers, or any other group of people who "no-life" salmon run, and im sorry for giving off the air of singling them out for something they didn't do, but the point is that the goals can already be unrealistic for people who Do play that much
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its ok miraidon's just a little self conscious
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OHH MY GOD!!
@SplatoonNA
Splatoon North America
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Boom! We didn't want you to wait too long. Observe how a user can group ink strikes closely…or space them out strategically. Truly, this is a weapon that rewards the flexible and calculating user. Apologies for our earlier "boom"β€”we do get excited here at the Squid Research Lab.
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@ChongoTweet not to distract you too much but your livetweet threat showed up like this just now and its so fucking funny to me i couldn't not bring it up
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bedman is here (and bed)
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@Timm8o it's just not friendly to anyone who doesn't exclusively play salmon run. these aren't long-term goals if their acquisition is based on luck. they're not trophies because they are not earned like one.
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@GamesDoneQuick "society was not meant to handle numbers bigger than 20!" is going to stick with me for a very long time, thank you for this gift
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i really love the tableturf battle artwork #splatoon3
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from what info we have now i think i can piece things together pretty fucking well for predictions sake. "not following lore" my ass
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enamored with the ability of video games to let you die in a strange way and immediately have other people test out the way you died. kioe, i already miss you
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"im just testing the ai's capabilities" you're testing my fuckin patience is what you're doing
@thetemzy
TEMZY ‼️ (Graduation Arc) πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸŽ“
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This was one of my favourite scenes in Sonic Frontiers! Jason Griffith and Colleen O'Shaughnessey did an excellent job ✨
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octo kraken doodles and Trying to understand it
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@SplatoonNA people be working without the full picture and saying its law and dislike seeing anything that doesn't follow their idea of canon. there's a reason i say all of my ideas aren't set in stone because i am not writing the plot.
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hi im making a thread of these now. good luck everyone
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i really love to do these coroika quotes, i have a lot of them
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hello c-side fish fans #splatoon #γ‚Ήγƒ—γƒ©γƒˆγ‚₯ーン3 #cside
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hotdog tatsugiri*
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@messedupfoods
i like food
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hotdog nigiri
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@mossbalI_ @SplatoonNA im hoping it's just an error they'll catch before it goes live, but im getting really upset about how careless they're being
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if you get your opponents within kissing range with Big Swig you can still "oneshot" with a roll #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch
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various side order musings i really want the order gear to be back, but i think it would be cool if they did something sinister with it... stealth missions...
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use your fucking brains if you wanna talk tough about a story you, yourself, are not writing. think of parallels in-universe and out. im sick of this shit
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i really love to do these coroika quotes, i have a lot of them
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MAD RAT, SWEEP? #madratsweep
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Chongo (Professional Dingus)πŸ€
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Apparently, people are trying to get #madratsweep trending. Sounds weird. It'd be super weird if it trended....
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i was gonna be nice about it but i don't care anymore. it's not my fault some of the big-name creators don't know how to think outside the box
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correctly remembered that "above" is dedf1sh's eleventh track (supposedly) and got excited about it because
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@ProChara think the weirdest thing about this is when people go "b-but what if this was available for everyone?" as if it wouldn't be sticks vs motion all over again accessibility needs can differ wildly from one person to the next, but the problem is when changes like this AREN'T official
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@ChongoTweet it's not delivery,
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@RadicalJawz at least that's a NEW thing; as wild as that price is, at the very least it's not old gear that, in the past, we got for a fraction of a fraction of the time and effort
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...alright this is actually pretty fine
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@FightFenghuang @thatfreakingcat i don't go here but i took some creative liberties
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maybe don't act like you're the ceo of a story you're not writing
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"now that splashdown is back, reefslider's niches are all done better by something else, so it's useless" me:
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funny helmet
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gave the first one tiny energy on accident. really liked it tho
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@ai_fakemon
These Pokemon Do Not Exist - AI Generated Pokemon
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These Pokemon Do Not Exist The fakemon AI was asked to generate "A dark, ghost, and poison-type pokemon". Here's what it thinks that looks like! #aigeneratedpokemon #LookingGlassAI
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out of context
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@pikadave465 @chuggaaconroy ive seen the trailer so often, ive been looking for patterns all over the place...so it just kinda hit me LOL
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the calmest the doctor's ever been #splatoon
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congratulations
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@SplatoonNA
Splatoon North America
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You know them as Dedf1sh, underground DJ extraordinaire, but get ready to meet them as Acht, an Octoling pulled into this world like Agent 8. They've been here a while, so they have the deets on things even we at the SRL don't know about the Spire of Order, color chips, and more.
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the splatoon manga's square king cup #γ‚³γƒ­γ‚€γ‚« #coroika
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if we're starting the fucking "marina's EVIL NOW" deal again im going to be more evil than her
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