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nasty quill

2 years

TMA fic, art, and misc. personal rambling. primarily fluff and kink with rare forays into noncon. this is primarily a sweets shop but every once in a while i will serve you a pickled eel instead. YKINMKATOK, fancops fuck off.

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@ao3userdid

2 years

concept: Jon is so poor at paying attention to other people and reading their body language that sometimes he just…assumes he's just as inscrutable to other people as other people are to him.

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1 year

you know that thing where feral cats don't learn how to meow socially as kittens, so when they get tamed later in life they express affection by just. yowling and growling and making awful little creature noises while they rub against their person? that's jon

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@ao3userdid

2 years

contemplating Jon being a terrible liar, but a very enthusiastic actor. actively trying to deceive someone makes him nervous, but give him a script and an audience and he will put his whole ass into it regardless of what it is

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@ao3userdid

3 years

you've all heard of omegaverse as a vehicle for breeding kink, now let's talk about: omegaverse as a vehicle for premature ejaculation kink

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@ao3userdid

2 years

once again thinking about how much i like soft dicks. cute casual dicks. just hanging out there all floppy and cuddly. wagging around when the dude walks and lookin kinda silly

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@ao3userdid

2 months

@sframboob a lot of people use the word "fetishization" to mean "any sexual depiction of a minority that does not personally appeal to me, the main character of the universe." it's almost impossible to make art bland and inoffensive enough to appeal to those people, lol

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@ao3userdid

2 years

how Martin expects Jon to be when he gets sick for the first time in their relationship: grumpy, prickly, refusing help. how Jon actually is: needy, deliriously clingy. yes, Jon, your boyfriend loves you very much; no, Jon, your boyfriend does not want your snotty nuzzles.

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@ao3userdid

2 years

On the first night Jon and Martin share a bed, Jon warns Martin that he's never been good at sleeping, and might be up and about in the middle of the night. Then he burrows in next to Martin and promptly crashes for twelve hours.

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@ao3userdid

2 years

now I'm thinking about Martin’s vague, unarticulated "pathetic man" kink. something about having sex with someone who's bashful and overwhelmed and in need of reassurance, so Martin gets to play the role of the confident sexy lover, gets him incredibly hot

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@ao3userdid

2 years

(Jon does not know, and will be mildly offended when it is eventually pointed out to him.) (He manages to keep his facial expressions under wraps until they leave the grocery store, at which point the sparkly heart eyes immediately resume.)

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@ao3userdid

2 years

Jon is an intensely self-conscious man who is nevertheless prone to forgetting that he is perceivable by other people.

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@ao3userdid

1 year

thinking today about snuggle moans...that little sighing grumble-hum that isn't quite sexual but is definitely an unambiguous sound of physical pleasure. you know??

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@ao3userdid

2 years

one of my favorite jmart dynamics: Martin, well-meaningly: my boyfriend is asexual, so out of consideration to him I am going to deny ever having had a single sexual desire in my life. sex? what's that? Jon, ace and oblivious: I'm going to make Martin cum his brains out. 🥰

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@ao3userdid

1 year

it turns out Jon-the-boyfriend is just as cantankerous as Jon-the-boss, the only difference is, instead of grumbling and grousing from behind a desk, he grumbles and grouses while burrowing against Martin like he's a pile of warm laundry

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@ao3userdid

2 years

Jon, a demi ace with an adaptive sexuality, trying to be supportive and understanding of Martin’s insecurities while also battling a burgeoning embarrassment kink.

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@ao3userdid

2 years

This sucked in the early seasons, when Jon tended to look at Martin with open contempt. Now, however, Jon looks at Martin with such naked adoration that Martin is caught between wanting to blush and wanting to scream with secondhand embarrassment.

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@ao3userdid

1 year

Sounds of snogging. Gentle blanket rustles. Eventually, a pause. Martin: Are you okay? Jon, impatiently: Yes, yes, I'm fine. Martin: You pulled away. Jon, audibly lying: No, it's not- there's no problem. Martin: …are you sure? You know you don't have to- if you don't want-

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@ao3userdid

2 years

does Jon know?? that his face is doing that??? in public where anyone can see?? should Martin tell him????

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@ao3userdid

1 year

concept: Jon likes to doze against Martin’s side while Martin reads poetry aloud. Martin had felt mildly self-conscious about it, at first, until he noticed how, whenever he hits on a particularly romantic passage, Jon nudges his face a bit harder against Martin’s shoulder.

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@ao3userdid

2 years

one of my fave things in a TMA re-listen is hearing jon's slow transition from his affected, pompous manner of speech in season 1 to his more gentle natural speaking voice throughout the rest of the podcast

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@ao3userdid

2 years

compiling thoughts about some of the reasons jon hated martin so much in S1 that aren't just Martin Is Bad At His Job

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@ao3userdid

9 months

concept: a jon who is extremely prone to wet dreams and cuddle puddles. jon who has to figure out a way to express "i'm not sure i'll ever be ready for sex, but if we share a bed i am almost certainly going to orgasm all over you at some point"

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@ao3userdid

1 year

in which jon is premature and pathetic and it’s amazingly hot: jon is all romance the first time he and martin have sex.

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@ao3userdid

10 months

considering, as per usual, premature ejaculator jon. and how, for martin, with his level of sexual shyness and insecurity, having a boyfriend who nuts in two minutes while looking at martin like he's an absolute god is probably an unbelievably potent balm to martin's self-esteem

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@ao3userdid

8 months

consider: jon has chronic pain, mostly stemming from poor posture and muscle tension. he chalks it up to him being old for his age, as per usual, until martin finally bullies him into accepting a "spa day."

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@ao3userdid

1 year

concept: jon just wants to cuddle his boyfriend in peace, but touching and being touched by martin keeps making his dick hard 😔

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@ao3userdid

7 months

concept: jon hits his rut when he and martin are in the middle of a lover's spat. martin fully expects them to put their differences aside and tough it out together, awkwardness be damned - angry as he is, he isn't putting jon through separation trauma during a rut.

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@ao3userdid

10 months

so we've had plenty of scenarios featuring martin fantasizing about bossy grumpy s1 jon. but let's consider: jon fantasizing about soft, sweet, shy s1 martin.

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@ao3userdid

10 months

“...I’m sorry for how hard I turned you down, that time. You know. With the…” The sort of awkward pause that might accompany a gesture evocative of eye-gouging.

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@ao3userdid

1 year

concept: jon and martin owe a large portion of their relationship success to the fact that they are both the biggest wimpiest babies and they can't stand being mad at each other.

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@ao3userdid

1 year

considering: martin enjoys tickling as an innocent affectionate play activity to do with his boyfriend. jon would also like to enjoy it that way, but is hindered by the fact that, whenever martin tickles him for an extended period of time, jon's dick gets hard as a rock.

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@ao3userdid

2 years

considering: big dick jon, but he's also premature ejaculator jon. jon's functionally useless porn star dick that cums in 2.5 seconds if you pay it the slightest bit of attention. jon's magnum cock that creams almost instantly the first time martin tries to ride him.

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@ao3userdid

2 years

I barely go here but I feel like the Malevolent fans among you might get something out of this

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@ao3userdid

1 year

been thinking about conventionally attractive vs. not conventionally attractive jon, and am now contemplating...jon who is the very opposite of "cleans up well." when he makes an effort he looks unbearably dorky, but as soon as he lets himself go he reverts to gorgeousness.

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@ao3userdid

3 years

may i offer you some sleepy boys with a side of male-presenting titties

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@ao3userdid

2 years

In which Jon has a vivid imagination and some odd ideas regarding self care. - Sometimes Jon uses a mental version of Martin to cajole himself into doing things he knows he should do.

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@ao3userdid

1 year

With that said, yes, Jon gets hard. Of course he gets hard. He's only human. He's not made of stone. Martin is warm, and soft, and smells very, very good, and he's so very appreciative of what Jon does for him. It's inevitable. Yes, he bloody well does get hard, what of it?

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@ao3userdid

2 years

Today's topic: miscommunication leading to kink discovery. Jon thinks Martin is stroking him to get Jon hard in preparation for PIV; Martin thinks he's just giving Jon a handjob.

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@ao3userdid

2 years

a random tma observation: people talk about woobification, but from what I've seen, I feel like Martin gets edgified (or at least portrayed as more cool and confident) more often than the reverse.

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@ao3userdid

8 months

concept: martin starts embracing jon during difficult conversations as a practical measure to prevent jon from escaping, and accidentally discovers that jon becomes a lot more emotionally open with the subtraction of eye contact and the addition of tight squeezy hugs.

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@ao3userdid

2 years

thinking about how hyenas show off their erect penis as a gesture of submission and applying that to aob xenobiology

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@ao3userdid

1 year

concept: jon's bi-ace heart is exclusively attracted to rough and tumble women and soft, tender men. martin, unaware of this discrepancy, eyes jon's past relationships with georgie and daisy and starts subtly trying to butch it up a little, leaving jon utterly bereft.

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@ao3userdid

2 years

Martin, squirming self-consciously on the couch while they snog, red-faced and failing to hide a conspicuous boner. He keeps making flustered noises and apologizing for no reason. Jon's libido: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Jon, internally: Oh, shut up, you.

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@ao3userdid

3 years

thinking about jon losing the ability to sleep due to beholding but still sharing a bed with martin because he wants to cuddle a minimum of eight hours a day every day

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@ao3userdid

2 years

cis Martin, endowed with fupa of the perfect size and shape to rub up against Jon’s T dick when they fuck

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@ao3userdid

7 months

consider: martin, more than twice jon's size, made even moreso by a rather massive case of pregnancy. jon, less than half martin's size, dwarfed, undaunted, big-spooning with fierce determination.

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2 years

"...I never hated you." “Hm?” Sound of throat being cleared. Then, more firmly: “I never hated you. I just…wanted to make that clear. For the record.”

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@ao3userdid

9 months

concept: jon has a hard time articulating praise and compliments. it's not a behavior that was ever modeled for him, growing up. his grandmother was a firm believer that doing something well should be its own reward.

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@ao3userdid

6 months

i know we've shown lots of appreciation for thick dark body hair here, but can we consider…fine body hair. soft light velvety hair. maybe T increased the quantity of martin's hair without really affecting its robustness, so he just ends up being a fluffy little guy

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@ao3userdid

3 years

Jon, wanting to get fucked, but unable to reconcile himself to the awkward hygiene realities of anal play. Jon, red-faced and fidgeting, shoving his phone into Martin’s face with the image search results for "amazon position" up in his browser.

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@ao3userdid

1 year

fic writer: and then he lied down on top of him and squished him flat like a pizza dough the audience: yes…HAHAHA YES!!!

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@ao3userdid

2 years

Jon and Martin, having a conversation about first impressions. Jon regrets how he treated Martin during their first meeting. He's not expecting Martin to blush and say that that actually wasn't his first impression of Jon.

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@ao3userdid

2 years

psychoanalyzing jmart shippers based on which of the pair is their lust object and which is their projection object

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@ao3userdid

2 years

here's a different combination of flavors: tiny tdick martin. just a cute little bean hidden away deep under hood and chub. jon really has to get his face in there to suck it. nose fully buried. up to his eyeballs in mons. living the dream.

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@ao3userdid

2 years

today's topic: T4T jmart, show and tell. comparing and contrasting HRT effects.

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@ao3userdid

1 year

happy to see jonny getting more and more opportunities to voice villains. he did a great job with the damp kitten energy as the jarchivist but you can tell he really just wants to muahahaha

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@ao3userdid

1 year

it's kind of funny...a lot of tma fandom people like to feminize jon, which is cool and valid, but i think i'm one of very few people who actually take it in the opposite direction, lol. jon can have a little bit of macho cave man brain. as a treat.

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@ao3userdid

2 years

cw: mild body shame, xenobiology, and squirting so egregious it borders on watersports Martin never planned to let Jon see him during a heat.

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@ao3userdid

2 years

concept: jmart have an impressively high rate of simultaneous orgasms during PIV. mostly because jon is always holding on with a white-knuckled grip to keep from coming before martin, then gets so excited at martin's orgasm contractions he nuts immediately

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@ao3userdid

6 months

concept: traumatic estrus. every time jon receives an entity mark, or has a particularly terrible experience, he comes into heat immediately after. it's the body's way of saying "i've tried everything and i'm out of ideas!"

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@ao3userdid

2 years

back on the topic of nuzzling: kiss-averse jon who likes to show affection, but can't stand the proximity of saliva, so he just rubs his face on people like a cat. gently nudging with lips and nose and cheek. the affectionate headbutt. the intimate forehead touch...

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@ao3userdid

2 years

today's offering: 1.4k words of AOB xenobiology comedy with one single paragraph of explicit sex Martin is as ready as he's ever going to be.

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@ao3userdid

7 months

questionably ethical Beholding-tinted asexual sex. jon’s calm, measured gaze directed at martin's vulva, fluffily untrimmed and entirely exposed by soft, widely spread thighs, all of its delicate pink convolutions flushed and glistening with pooling wetness.

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@ao3userdid

2 years

thinking more about jmart having compatible love languages and a total failure to communicate

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@ao3userdid

2 years

thinking about the famous "boyfriend-scented candle" post on tumblr and applying it to aob: pheromone-impregnated scented candles. cutesy estrus self-care kits with pheromone bath bombs and lotions and pillow spray

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@ao3userdid

2 years

concept: Martin is too self-conscious - and on too tight a budget - to buy proper sex toys, so he tends to improvise. the first time Jon enters Martin’s apartment he suddenly finds himself Knowing which objects Martin has used to make himself come.

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@ao3userdid

2 years

(cw: CNC mention, tickling) Thinking about Jon struggling to come to terms with the fact that all of his kinks are eroticized versions of things he hates.

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@ao3userdid

2 years

today's mood is: martin shamelessly exploiting the fact that jon would cuddle every hour of the day if martin let him

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@ao3userdid

6 months

concept: jon, who ordinarily maintains very manicured facial hair, succumbing to dishevelment in the face of the horrors. …and martin, whose ovaries get a little tingly at the sight of jon looking rugged.

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1 year

consider: jmart are two mutually touch-starved men with a comically miraculous degree of physical and emotional compatibility. they have one night of ill-advised, poorly-communicated sex, snuggle each other to sleep, and next morning they're both ready to propose on the spot.

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@ao3userdid

2 years

today's topic: post-orgasm cockwarming.

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1 year

contemplating specifically the scrawny weedy nerdy awkward not-conventionally-attractive academic flavor of jon, slowly but surely moving past body shyness over the course of many snuggles and snogs.

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@ao3userdid

2 years

Today’s flavor: Jon getting so aggressively cuddly he accidentally makes himself horny.

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@ao3userdid

1 year

more aob vestigial musings: fearful or submissive feelings sometimes make an alpha's hole get wet in preparation for getting mounted in dominance. PIV (penis-in-vestigium) sex makes the receptive partner come like an omega: intensely, but dry, without ejaculation or a knot.

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@ao3userdid

10 months

concept: martin spends his first few hours post-lonely cuddling jon for all he's worth.

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@ao3userdid

3 years

what if jon's dick is small enough and martin's tummy is big enough that jon's whole dick and balls get squished under martin's tummy when martin fucks him missionary. snuggled under there nice and soft and cozy. rubbing back and forth with each thrust until jon comes

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@ao3userdid

2 years

consider: Martin has a weight and strength advantage over Jon, but Jon’s height means he can wrap his arms around Martin and put his chin on top of Martin’s head and against all logic it makes Martin feel SO safe

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@ao3userdid

10 months

today's topic: martin handling his first heat in the safehouse gracefully.

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@ao3userdid

2 years

(The way Jon acts during the day makes Martin's heart ache with regret. The way Jon acts at night makes Martin's heart want to explode out of his chest, as a consequence of sharing a bed with the sweetest man alive.)

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@ao3userdid

3 years

a recycled kink meme prompt for your enjoyment: every time jon receives an entity mark, the eye's satisfaction at coming one step closer to fulfilling its ritual filters through its connection to jon and he experiences it as physical pleasure

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1 year

thinking more about A4A jmart. and particularly about jon and martin both being type A bottoms who fetishize the fuck out of getting mounted and dominated, but in very different ways

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3 years

subvocal fluff: jon and martin are in the awkward will-they-or-won't-they stage at the beginning of the safehouse period, but it's cut short by the fact that neither of them can physically stop purring at each other

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7 months

jon, in pre-rut, uncharacteristically playful. more of a terror to his fellow type As in the archives than to the sole type O in residence. /hehe, let's wrestle. i'll beat you up! come on, fight me. i dare you. i wanna kiss./

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2 years

cw: watersports stress urination while performing submission behaviors is another thing that happens in nature. you see where i'm going with this.

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2 years

Martin keeping his horniness on such a tight leash that he inadvertently gives the impression of being a (considerably more sex-repulsed than Jon) asexual. Jon being gently supportive and validating as Martin continues to dig his grave deeper.

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2 years

Martin's second shirt comes off, and Jon’s train of thought abruptly slams to a halt, because there, innocuous beneath a fuzzy layer of chest hair, are a pair of perfect little breasts. The Eye, in a rare act of usefulness, provides Jon with the term /gynecomastia./

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@ao3userdid

2 years

thinking of how a soft dick snugged up against someone's thigh or butt is strangely more intimate than actual fucking. that level of comfort and relaxation. hmmm m

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2 years

t4t jmart in which martin doesn't realize jon is trans until his pants come off. martin assumes jon has a cute little cis dick, but what he actually has is an monster-sized T dick. martin is intimidated and envious and very, very horny.

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3 years

kink meme xpost: AU in which Jon is a Gertrude-like figure in the archives, e.g. highly competent smoking hot silver fox. Martin's crush remains unchanged, he just feels 40% more awkward about the fact that he very much wants to get railed by a man twice his age.

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1 year

Martin normally considers himself gay, because that's about 99% true, and it's easier, for hookup purposes, to just round that 99% up to 100%. Even so, every once in a very long while, there's a particular type of butch that really turns his crank.

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2 years

thinking once again about subvocals shortcutting the will-they-or-won't-they portion of Jmart's safehouse experience and forcing them to confront the elephant in the room immediately

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2 years

speaking of attitudes towards TMA2, I don't understand where people are getting the idea that the original creators of TMA don't give a shit and are going to…I don't know, do a bad job out of spite? like, why?

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10 months

consider: jmart usually have sex in the missionary position. at first, martin thinks it's because jon is a big romantic sap, but jon later sheepishly admits - though not in these exact words - that he has a particular taste for martin's belly and breasts.

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