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@any_austin
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2 months
okay. Video game essay YouTubers, please listen carefully: You do not need to tell me about your playthrough of the game from the beginning in order to tell me interesting things about the game. I know you think you do, but you don't.
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@any_austin
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I changed the title of this 2 year old video from “Banjo Kazooie’s Skyboxes” to “The Mindblowing Skyboxes of Banjo Kazooie”. No other promo. Just let the algorithm do its thing.
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@any_austin
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4 years
Youtubers we should cancel instead of Jenna Marbles
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@any_austin
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2 months
so many really promising videos that start with a strong thesis and neat new thoughts, and then the intro ends and they go into diary entries about their specific playthrough. Stop it. I don't care. I care about your brain and thoughts-- not your character build.
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@any_austin
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29 days
type of shit i've been on lately
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@any_austin
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19 days
met a guy tonight who recognized me and called me “Austin Anywhere” to his wife which I really like
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2 months
this is out of love.
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1 month
It's actually cool and based that Bethesda regularly puts lore in their games that contradicts other lore from their other games
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@any_austin
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2 years
We did it
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@any_austin
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21 days
what is it with landlords and being absolute raving control freak lunatics
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@any_austin
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7 days
insane how good my hair looks without all the clips in it
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@any_austin
any austin
12 years
@tarastrong I vow to START making out with your cousin.
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@any_austin
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3 months
Make me the new Mr beast
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@any_austin
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1 month
I LOVE PHD STUDENTS. I LOVE NICHE OBSESSIVES. I LOVE THOSE OF YOU WHO, WITHOUT REWARD, ARE STEWARDS OF HYPER-SPECIFIC, NON-MAINSTREAM KNOWLEDGE. YOU MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. YOU ARE UNDER-APPRECIATED.
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@any_austin
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24 days
Gonna start being a streamer but it’s just me reading doctoral thesis about hydrogeology for YouTube research 12 hours a day
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@any_austin
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3 months
The main thing that keeps me on twitter is that all the trans people are still here. If yall leave im leaving too.
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@any_austin
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2 years
Yo. 😭
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2 months
@yacobg42 love you
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@any_austin
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1 year
Unremarkable and odd places in Ocarina of Time. (2022) It was about a year ago that I uploaded this video that changed the trajectory of my YouTube channel.
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2 months
If the video was ACTUALLY titled "what I like and dislike about this game" I'm 100% fine with it. My issue is when a video is titled "Why Pokémon Games Matter" and then it's just someone saying "I really like Pokémon games a lot and I played them as a kid" for 45 minutes.
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@any_austin Any video titled "what I liked and disliked about this Pokemon game"
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@any_austin
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18 days
Nothing makes me angrier than people misunderstanding the hard work and role of the bureau of labor statistics. @BLS_gov
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@any_austin
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23 days
How’s everybody doing out there
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@any_austin
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2 years
@cmic4991 @tarastrong thank you for this
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@any_austin
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10 months
This is what I’m getting you for Christmas.
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@any_austin
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1 month
Are there any biographical videogames? Or like "biopic" video games?
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@any_austin
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2 months
If you make YouTube videos that NOBODY WATCHES send me a link and I’ll critique to tell you what to change to get views (I’m drunk)
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@any_austin
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4 years
One more season of eggbusters!
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@any_austin
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4 years
EGGBUSTERS is coming back for )what I anticipate to be( one more season this year, so to celebrate and build up to it, I thought it might be fun to remember one old glitch every day. ready set it and forget it:
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2 years
Unremarkable and odd places in Super Mario Sunshine
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@any_austin
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1 month
You know what
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@any_austin
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1 year
Okay but what’s the unemployment rate
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This Starfield player has fully surveyed all the planets in the galaxy. Find out how they did it:
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@any_austin
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2 months
trying to put on a chill playlist of “best Minecraft music” for working only to be greeted with the iconic opening notes of Usher’s “DJ Got Us Falling In Love”
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@any_austin
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1 year
all of my videos are made up on the spot with script. So if you keep talking about my sublime philosophical video game essays, you're really just saying that I'm naturally a gigantic genius, and I'm going to become insufferable. Do your part to keep me humble.
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@any_austin
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2 months
alright everyone we have a new mission
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@any_austin if tim walz’s son fw skyrim then you have a non-zero level of influence in the white house
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You know what
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@any_austin
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2 years
The current leader.
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@any_austin
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6 years
I made this video on a whim, no intentions or expectations. For my first video to hit 1M I could’ve done worse— at least it’s not strawberry eggbusters. Thanks everyone.
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@any_austin
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3 years
slowly but surely
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2 years
Unremarkable and odd places from when I drove to Indiana last week
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@any_austin
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2 years
video game video essays on YT are funny how they always start like “in the apex of the Roman Empire two philosophers first asked the question…. Why? Nintendo struggled with a similar question in 2001 when working on Mario Sunshine.”
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@any_austin
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4 years
guys be like I know a spot and then take you here
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@any_austin
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1 year
My friend Eden is a skilled furniture maker and woodworker. Tomorrow on Any Austin, they and I will sit down to evaluate the quality of Skyrim’s wooden furniture and other accoutrements. (Spoiler alert: They have some questions)
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@any_austin
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2 months
@JshLozano it's weirdly hard to avoid. Sometimes it has a place.
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@any_austin
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3 years
I’m sorry that I’m just figuring this out now but why didn’t anyone tell me that eggbusters was So good
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2 years
I’ll be the judge of that get my pen
@WhiteHouse
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The unemployment rate is currently 3.7%. That’s near a 50-year low.
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2 years
Skybox Appreciation is objectively my best series.
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@any_austin
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7 years
Eggbusters is 5 years old btw.
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@any_austin
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6 years
late night hot-not-hot take fuck you if you voted for donald trump. not fuck you f o r e v e r. but fuck you right now and for a while. you earned it. 👎 goodnight. 💙 ✌️ 👉 ➕ 👆
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@any_austin
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2 years
I will calculate the unemployment rate of clock town.
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@any_austin
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in NYC
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@any_austin
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2 months
We have an opportunity to elect a vice president that very well may know about the 1999 Dreamcast cult classic Seaman.
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@any_austin
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3 years
It has been (literal) years since my monthly sub count wasn’t in the negative. Waking up this morning and seeing me finally get it back to net zero was truthfully the best sub-related milestone I’ve ever hit. 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 thanks everyone
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@any_austin
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based just asking questions no reason to think grant is out here asking absolutely braindead questions he’s just curious if you think the gov’t is out here using technology to manipulate weather patterns “&” storms (&— okay) this app is such rot
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I grew up on the Gulf of Mexico. Been watching storms since I was a young boy. I have NEVER seen a storm start here and go east. Do you think Gov’t is using technology to manipulate weather patterns & storms?
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2 years
I have calculated the unemployment rate of Castle Town in Twilight Princess.
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@any_austin
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2 years
still got it
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1 year
Unremarkable and odd places in Breath of the Wild.
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@any_austin
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1 year
Reminiscing about the time in 2003 at the height of the war on terror I named my Magic the Gathering tournament team “Osama bin Laden” and the organizers quietly renamed it to “Inappropriate Team Name #1 ” without telling us and we missed our match and lost in the first round
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2 years
10 years 100,000 subs thanks everyone I’ll make a video about it when I get my plaque for the clout
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@any_austin
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2 months
YouTube drunk roasting hour is over. As soon as I move somewhere with fiber I’m gonna do this every week on a livestream.
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2 months
If you make YouTube videos that NOBODY WATCHES send me a link and I’ll critique to tell you what to change to get views (I’m drunk)
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@any_austin
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Please be true please be true please be true please be true please be true please be true please be true please be true
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Tim Walz was so addicted to the Sega Dreamcast that his wife had to unplug it and hide it away. This is reported as a fun, relatable story, but doesn't anybody else find a 35-year-old man getting that addicted to video games a little sad? Or, dare I say it, weird?
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1 year
Skyrimjob
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1 year
Unremarkable and odd spaces in Banjo Kazooie (1996)
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2 years
Started twilight princess again. First time in a while.
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@any_austin
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3 months
@alexpinku Every time I’ve dug into the algorithm “tricks” they’re always bs. Like people saying if you chance the title you get an artificial boost. I doubt it— I think it’s just that people rarely change a title to a worse title, so the new title performs better, so it gets promoted
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Misrepresenting or misusing the hard work of our scientists and statisticians just infuriates me.
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2 months
Competent video essayists have a ridiculous amount of power and influence over the culture.
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1 year
I want Joe Biden to put they/them in his twitter bio
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2 years
have I ever told you how much I appreciate that you all give me a place to put all my dumbass ideas. So excited to show you another one in a couple days.
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I also think the reason it’s effective is that the new title isn’t clickbait— the old title was actually less accurately descriptive of the content of the video than the new one. Which is super important.
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I changed the title of this 2 year old video from “Banjo Kazooie’s Skyboxes” to “The Mindblowing Skyboxes of Banjo Kazooie”. No other promo. Just let the algorithm do its thing.
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just like last time i'm really touched with how kind you all are being about the latest eggbusters. thank you. how lucky we are to know each other! i'm always here if you need anything.
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Is there a way to filter out all the fight videos and animal violence videos and racist videos from the timeline on X or is the point of the app to keep me in a bad mood @elonmusk thanks
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@any_austin
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2 years
oh hey
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2 years
🙏
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don’t mind me I’m just pretending I’m down by the river in the Mario Kart Wii remake of DK Jungle Cruise (while compartmentalizing my emotions)
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@any_austin
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2 years
53,000 people watched me talk about virtual snow
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how many special people change how many lives are living strange where were you while we were getting high Slowly walking down the hall faster than a cannon ball where were you while we were getting high someday you will find me caught beneath a landslide in a Champaign supernova
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Godzilla Minus One reinforcing my fatal flaw of always being fooled by nerds who tell me a movie is mindblowingly good when in fact it’s neat and fine.
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@any_austin
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4 months
A selection of video game fireworks.
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@any_austin
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2 years
These recent videos I’ve made are probably the first time in my life I would actually watch a video I’ve made if I saw it in my recommended. Absolute bangin content.
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@any_austin
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2 years
I wish someone else made my YouTube videos so I could watch them while I eat
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@any_austin
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6 years
Retweet those tweets I’ll retweet a tweet of yours hbt?
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1 year
Twitter is kinda dumb and all my suggested tweets stress me out and I see way more right wing bullshit than I used to I feel like
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@any_austin
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2 years
how about that. Gratitude!
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3 years
god bless my trans and nb and also my cis eggheads
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@any_austin
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2 years
Next up
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Barbuta
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@any_austin
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1 year
using chatgpt to generate video ideas "10 Hours of Watching Grass Grow in Hyrule Field" "Deep Dive into the Sounds of Running Water in Zora's Domain" "Staring at a Sleeping Goron for 2 Hours Straight" "The Mesmerizing Beauty of Watching Raindrops on Lake Hylia"
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@any_austin
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2 months
Who do you guys get your political takes from anyway? Some sort of based employment-oriented YouTubers?
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@any_austin
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4 years
I’m sick Of Goin To fuckin work
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@any_austin
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6 years
IMALREADYTRACER
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