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theezy

@antheadelvina

1 year

lololollll last selfie is who you are on the outside, last saved meme is who you are on the inside

Eric

@ericdgriffey

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This lowkey checks out

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theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

i’ve been sugaring 25 vaginas a day for roughly 6 years straight, doing brazilian’s for almost 10. more than HALF OF YALL do NOT know how to wipe your ass. this is why i always say don’t be pressed about anyone, they probably got dookie in their crack.

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@TheRealDrePapi

2 years

The women that do waxes say y’all be having booboo in y’all crack…

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@antheadelvina

4 years

If you are in Seattle, there is zero reason to keep drinking @Starbucks . We live in the land of bomb ass coffee ... go explore other options.

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@antheadelvina

2 years

@PHunkdafied @Novemberdluffy **invisible ink**mainly 🥴🥴**invisible ink**

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@antheadelvina

3 years

seattle really is a bad ass biiiiitch.

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@antheadelvina

2 years

i refuse to call lumen field anything but seahawks stadium or century link. also it’s still safeco to me 😂

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theezy

@antheadelvina

1 year

“but lemme tell you this right now baby - when i’m up YOU UP.. there’s not finna be too much of these.” lolololll

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theezy

@antheadelvina

9 months

@GNCordova i purposely would make it bad so they wouldn’t make me do it 😂😂

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

y’all. i see it 😂

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theezy

@antheadelvina

4 years

she really thought she could troll me and get away with it. hoe, you’re not gonna be racist and expect me to just not do anything & everything to make shit hard on you. a flyer for you to print and post in your neighborhoods. Seattle, cancel this Karen.

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@antheadelvina

3 years

a hot tip: i have lived live in pioneer sq for 5 yrs, i also have my business here (not in a high rise, far removed from reality.) SO if you find it in your ❤️ to feed the homeless, consider their health conditions as you’re choosing the food you’re giving them. (thread below)

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theezy

@antheadelvina

1 year

our daily dose of ayooreneee! YEA YEA YEAAA ICED OUT RAINED OUT

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

it’s givingggggg girls from seattle 😂😂😂😂

DRUSKI

@druski

3 years

Girls nowadays don't take NOTHING SERIOUS with all this new Slang 😂😂

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theezy

@antheadelvina

1 year

there’s food at home

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@KaraboNtshweng

1 year

What were your parents 100% right about? Didn’t feel like it then, but you see it now.

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theezy

@antheadelvina

4 years

@romejohnss @SoulfulSinn3r__ With her mask on !!!!

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theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

UPDATE : IM PULLIN UP

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

having kicked it in different cities/countries… seattle real weird with the nightlife. people can’t just have fun. it’s always some insecure loser needing to prove a point & shoot shit up. like damn. we in a seattle club, who cares who you think you are!

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theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

@ismyshowon is the first thing that pops up when i open safari 😂😂😂😂

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

i know they say a fresh set of lashes will make you feel like THAT bihhh but what y’all know about what that brazilian make you feel like?!?

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theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

nike town closing in seattle is just so bizarre to me. for such a gigantic company, it seemed pretty local + personal to have a big store like that in my own city. from being a kid & lining up there with friends to the samoans that guard that place today - it’ll be missed!

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theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

men after y’all take that first birth control pill 🍑

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theezy

@antheadelvina

4 years

when seattle be seattleing.... she’s the one!!

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@CashAndJewels

4 years

caught the best sunset I’ve seen all winter 🌅

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@antheadelvina

2 years

in all of my west seattle life, i have never seen it like this!!!

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@NewsWithKevin

2 years

Alki Beach, where art thou?

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@antheadelvina

1 year

if you don’t pay for premium music services… you don’t deserve the aux cord. you can suggest a song & that’s it. don’t no one wanna hear them damn commercials.

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@antheadelvina

2 years

here’s my annual reminder to be safe out on the water. doesn’t matter if you’re a strong swimmer or can’t swim at all, unfortunately anyone can drown. being too drunk or cramping up while swimming.. shit happens quick. stay hydrated. wear a life vest. respect the water.

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

when he wakes you up at 7 & you thinkin it’s bout to be something sexy but he whispers, “can you enter the draw on snkrs for me?”

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

i’m gonna spend my first full length twitter picture on this because... 😂👀👀😂

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

grateful to go to my very own lash & sugar shop, everyday. grateful for my beautiful space, my business partners and my clients. my friends that have supported me from the very beginning - 8 years & counting!

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

the internet gonna make you hate your relationship 1 tweet at a time. ladies - go easy on your man after seeing this. this shit is NOT realistic nor should it be something you’re striving for. would it be nice? of course but like is this a lil crazy.. yea.

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theezy

@antheadelvina

1 year

seattle seems to be in a constant state of grief. just when you feel we can breathe again from the last loss, another one happens. hoping every grieving heart feels comfort. this much loss is not normal.

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theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

being an esthetician isn’t easy. it’s hard on your body & you take on a lot of energy from clients. BUT when clients come in and exclaim they’ve been looking forward for their time with you & so excited to be there… yep, it’s all worth it.

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theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

DJ - PLAY BACK IN BLOOD RIGHT NOW— yea i got my shit back.

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theezy

@antheadelvina

1 year

@ericdgriffey i’m tellin my daddy you called him old lmaooo

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theezy

@antheadelvina

9 months

damn. i’d hate to be a white woman walking on the waterfront this morning lmao sis caught a stray 😭

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theezy

@antheadelvina

1 year

i know a lot about the men of WA simply by working the door at parties. some y’all are bums in designer with a level of entitlement that does not match what you can put out in the world. just big babies in grown bodies. y’all should be donated to science for research purposes.

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

my toxic trait: i think i can get anywhere in 10 mins 😂

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

i’m not arguing with nobody that only has two flat pillows on their bed … okay inmate

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theezy

@antheadelvina

1 year

i just wanna shout out my man my man my man. he’s been working VERY hard. finishing school @ uw + working full time + massaging my hands and feet .. it’s a lot & yet, you always show up for us. thank you 💓 also, if you’re in marketing/data analytics, your company needs him! ;)

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theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

gots to see it through ma boi everybody home 🥺🥰

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theezy

@antheadelvina

4 months

yesterday was so magical. i saw whales on my morning walk with the dogs and then the northern lights before i went to bed. wow god!!!

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theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

yo meth one helluva drug bc this man hasn’t fallen for minutes.

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theezy

@antheadelvina

1 year

when you sign up for reality tv you sign up for a lifetime of public praise or ridicule. like, that’s that. don’t waste your time defending your honor to me bc i said what i said based off of what you signed up for, to show me. i don’t make the rules.

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theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

just had a client ask me to turn her landing strip into a christmas tree! lmaooo call me pussicasso!!!!

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

“sale” and “sell” be beatin THEE SHIT outta y’all

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

i really am not lying when i say, i will not be a supportive rapper guys girlfriend

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theezy

@antheadelvina

1 year

he moved from his tiny island of samoa bc he got accepted at buffalo state, finished school + got his masters there, went back to samoa to be a professor, married my mom + had a family, then moved them to america + bought my mom a house. an immigrant.

feyisayo 💸

@feyiszn

1 year

Tell us one thing about ur Dad.

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theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

this is a psa - natural deodorant DOES NOT work. get the cancerous stuff. ok bye

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@antheadelvina

1 year

lmaooo @Ayooreneee

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

all this talk about taco time .. had to pull up on herrrrr

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theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

one thing ima do - pull up & get my shit

theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

UPDATE : IM PULLIN UP

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

my sanctuary

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theezy

@antheadelvina

1 year

cancel your hawaii trips. going on vacation there isn’t going to help “boost economy” & heal the land from this devastating loss. if you really cared about indigenous land + people - you would donate what you were going to spend on accommodations directly to relief efforts.

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@antheadelvina

3 years

i’m normally pro woman but if my girl put her pregnancy test under my goddamn waffle & continued to giggle like shit is sweet …

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theezy

@antheadelvina

1 year

LEMME MOVE IN WITH CHU LEMME DRIVE YOUR CAR 😂😂

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theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

we’ve got enough rappers, lash techs, body sculpting techs, charcuterie board makers, & podcasters… pls for the love of god, become a barber.. i’m tired of my man telling me his barber canceled again 😂

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

he just got his hair cut, now he playing sza i hate you while taking a shower. … am i getting dumped?

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theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

lebron coming into town

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

the next time i pick up my mom from the airport 😂

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

the seattle i know and love

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

my apartment alley pops off at all hours of the day. just now a man screamed, “i need my dick sucked! please!” 😂

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theezy

@antheadelvina

1 year

pimp this, pimp that… but like what if y’all are just sick creeps that are grooming underage girls?! it’s disturbing & the fact that y’all are friends with these people is even crazier.

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

happy clb day! i hope y’all can be your best drake selves. block & then unblock your ex. send that text. slide in the dm. not mine but you know what i mean.

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theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

seattle is one giant ice rink rn. i almost died 10x just trying to walk lmao

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theezy

@antheadelvina

4 years

my niece just realized i don’t work for anyone and i run my own business and now she keeps bringing up that, “my aunty is a boss.” and yes. yes lil mama, i am lol

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

how did this many people even get to alki without the bridge!!?! this is wild.

Katie Daviscourt 📸

@KatieDaviscourt

3 years

This is Alki Beach right now in Seattle.

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

imagine thinking you’re getting flewed out to hang with one hit wonder blueface and you end up in a hoe detention center, assigned to bunk 7.

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

how cute is my new business logo & these cards?!! shoutout to the design goat jesse brown, iykyk! neon nude price goin UP

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

if you’re ever in a position where you fucked up in your relationship, just a heads up — a public apology on social media really ain’t it. do better in private. your business ain’t everyone’s business unless you the president. maybe not even that.

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@antheadelvina

2 years

i just hope this tweet teaches people to go to their waxes, clean. that’s all. if that makes a client not want to see me anymore, ima have charge that to the game 🤷🏽‍♀️

FBC ACE

@PapiAceFBC

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@xCocoBuddz Lol I wouldn’t feel comfortable at all anymore knowing this how you talk about clients

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theezy

@antheadelvina

5 years

I taught my dog to say cheese and it’s been the best part of my day. #dogsoftwitter

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theezy

@antheadelvina

1 year

what my neighbors see when i walk the dogs

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

covid test hack for seattle area — has so many open appointment slots, the key is you just might have to refresh the page a few times before actually getting a slot booked. i booked this morning, for today & got my test done in less than 5 mins!

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theezy

@antheadelvina

5 years

Look. I have about had it up to here ⬆️⛅️ with you bitches coming in for your Brazilian wax appt with shit in your asshole. Clearly your mom didn’t teach you how to wipe your ass properly. So lesson of the day: wipe until that toilet paper is crumbling apart and comes out WHITE

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

lots of bums in designer out here! BEWARE

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@antheadelvina

3 years

the annoying couple that won’t let up trying to make you their third.

aaron.

@ayroned

3 years

this is literally every couple in scottsdale

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@antheadelvina

3 years

the help you think you’re giving ends up as the trash & litter on the streets (that you complain about) bc it doesn’t actually serve the people you think you’re giving to. soft foods, easily digestible foods, socks, blankets, hand warmers… that’s helpful.

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theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

who from the CD is at the fair… your shirt is ready!! lmaoo

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@antheadelvina

2 years

i remember the feeling of sticking with someone bc i felt like i owed them chance after chance, or i should try harder, or being single was too scary. LISTEN - if this is you rn, i’m telling you, the freedom you feel when you are AT PEACE & loving yourself.. nothing like it.

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theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

i love christmas so much. happy holidays to the twitter fam, from me family to yours!

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

@ericdgriffey ?!!!?!!! wsdffhujkgfjjbbujkl

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theezy

@antheadelvina

1 year

just a friendly reminder not everyone has to be an artist/entrepreneur … 9-5s are great + sustainable!!!! 😂

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

uh… excuse me!!!!??? not taco time slander on my timeline!!!

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theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

if you see your neighborhood booster selling a medium green telfar, macbook pro & airpods - that’s my shit! 😂

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theezy

@antheadelvina

7 months

asking me if i want to round up… in this economy!!! is fuckin insane. let’s actually round down.

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theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

saw this tiktok where a person asks people during their lives “would you ever fight chrisean rock?” lolllol

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theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

my morning thoughts: it’s okay to have a 9 to 5 even if you identify most as an entrepreneur. don’t go broke trying to make it on your own. get that check. make sure you can pay your bills bc you can’t gofundme your way out of every pinch you get in.

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

y’all really need to let go of this shoe, asap. wear a sneaker. goddaaaamn

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theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

like, i don’t judge any of my clients. i provide a very comfortable, calming and safe place. it’s just, if you happen to not want to be my client bc you’re afraid i might talk about you having poop in your butt, anonymously on twitter, you have bigger issues my friend.

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theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

i know there are a lot of you that hate relationship posts bc well, x,y,z.. you fill in the blank… but i really hope the next person you put your all into, is someone you can just look at and be like, “damn. how did WE ever deserve this?!” the adoration. the lust.. & love. wow.

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theezy

@antheadelvina

4 years

went to take my new coat to get altered by the best in seattle, svetlana. many years ago she did my wedding dress & i didn’t have the heart to tell her that i got divorced 😂 i feel so horrible but i couldn’t let her down. she thinks i’ve been happily married for 7 years 😅

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theezy

@antheadelvina

2 years

blowing snot into the raw air has to be one of the grossest things a human could do.

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theezy

@antheadelvina

1 year

i may or may not have teared up during this video. teachers hyping their students up for state exams and the kids loving it. teachers like this don’t get enough praise (or pay!). look at all those happy babies!!!

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theezy

@antheadelvina

8 years

All the way from Seattle to the DR .. The husband representing DR's very own @RobinsonCano !!! #seattlemariners

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

when he over 6 ft and his dick under 4 inches ——

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@antheadelvina

3 years

peoples obsession w celebrities is WILD.

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theezy

@antheadelvina

4 years

if you drink arrowhead water.... 🗣 DO NOT FUCKIN WORRY ABOUT WHATS IN THE COVID VACCINE.

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theezy

@antheadelvina

3 years

come down here with nothing but your time & convo. ask what they actually need. temperature check. don’t throw your leftovers at my neighbors, dust your hands off & go to your cozy home and pat yourself on the back bc you did your part. 😑

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theezy

@antheadelvina

4 years

i would like to reiterate, not everyone meant to create sweatsuits, be lash artists or collect seamoss from i don’t know what sea. stop lying to your friends.

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