Some guy took pictures of my Grindr album and is trying to s*xtort me but the people he’s threatening to send my nudes to are literally people I’ve fucked 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My self destructive trait is that any time I get sent an album on grindr- no matter how uninterested in someone I am- I HAVE to open it even if I know it’s gonna be horrible
I’m very vers but I rarely like flip fucking (group sex is different because there’s multiple partners) because the mindset is so different for me between topping (pretty dom) and bottoming (somewhat sub-ish) that the transition can be jarring for me and take me out of it
I get a disproportionate amount of pleasure out of being the best airport person, moving expeditiously and efficiently, knowing what I want before I ask for it, and not causing any issues whatsoever.
I HATE it when people tell me “oH yoUrE pERfeCt tHe waY yOU ArE yOu sHoUlDnT cUT” like bitch don’t tell me what to do or how to live my life. If I want to work to change my body I will and you can stfu about it
At KU for work and 2 things:
1: beautiful campus. I dig the red brick and the red tile roofs. Very liberal arts college and I like the vibe.
2: these Midwest college boys 👀🥵
Was gonna post about the new hottie at the gym but he started talking (positively) about tr*mp (for algorithm purposes) in the sauna and now I hate his abs
Idk what’s wrong here but it feels like Elon tweaked the algorithm because 95% of what I’m seeing is right wing psychopathy. Y’all need to get a fucking grip or I’m gonna get carpel tunnel from blocking so many people
Harris: "I'm a gun owner, Tim Walz is a gun owner"
Oprah: "I did not know that!"
Harris: "If someone breaks into my house they're getting shot --- Probably should not have said that, but my staff will deal with that later"
Thing I do not like: being asked some variation of “when’s the last time you fucked” on grindr. None of your business bitch. Could’ve been this morning could’ve been last year
Like if was just absolutely railing you out and you were moaning like a little bitch you don’t get to try and flip that and start calling me good by when you put your dick in me lol- I remember what I was just doing to you you gotta do better than that
At a restaurant in San Diego (La Jolla really) and I’m sorry is this a restaurant or a modeling agency? Every single waiter is like a 9 or a 10 😵💫😵💫😵💫
How do I order food when I forget what I’m saying when I look into your eyes???
Ok so Walz didn’t do great against the annoying debate kid from Yale but something about his vibe was like ~hey I’m a normal guy who knows about policy but I’m clunky and not good at debates but you. An trust me to have your best interest at heart~ and honestly I’m ok with it.
Ok fellas, there’s a balance to be struck when selecting face pics. Should they be good pictures of you? Yes. Should they be so good that I’m disappointed when you show up in person? Ideally no
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Ok so running in the airport is cringe BUT nothing makes me want to do violence more than people who move through the airport like they’re on a stroll through the fucking park
Jane Fonda shitting on nuclear energy on John Lovett’s podcast made me sad :(
Hi Jane,
Nuclear is at least half the answer.
Thanks,
People who are serious about mitigating climate change
Small pet peeve: I don’t love it when people ask to hang out by asking if I’m free. Those aren’t the same thing and now if I AM free I have to either a) make something up or b) just straight up say I’m not interested. Weird place to be :/
I asked Stephen Miller, one of Donald Trump's top advisors, what is the evidence for saying that Caracas and Venezuela are safer than the United States. He began by answering that it is the government's numbers. I asked him if he trusted Maduro's numbers. And this was his
@BlackLanterrn
One kinda gimmicky (so do this with the vanilla stuff too) exercise is a single arm lay pulldown but instead of facing the stack turn 90 degrees so your pulling the weight diagonally across your body, focusing on the stretch. People forget that there is a significant amount
@hellasnowy
A lot of these are things you have control over man. Abs are way overrated, but maybe start a skincare routine? Idk seems a little strange to say “woe is me gay men won’t date me” and list things that are either not really barriers or things you could actively work on?
@jonknight__
@ultrap0p
It’s because it’s a pick me tweet. He’s mad that the gays that DO have those things aren’t interested in him. Most gay people don’t tick those boxes. He’s just not interested in them
@greg_price11
This lacks context and you know it, but you’re more I treated in misleading your followers than actually representing the truth. Y’all are so gross.
That photo that Biden posted was taken by an ANC photographer. Trumps was not and they physically pushed aside a worker to get it