Your friendly neighborhood anonymous smut alt. 🔞 (He/him)
Not posting here anymore. Find me on Bluesky (see link).
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@Spartan8ter
Thinking of cutting back my posting (aka retweeting) here. This site sucks, the dude running it turbo-sucks, and I don’t want to be another reason – however tiny, lol – for people to stay here.
I’ll still be liking & replying, but that’s mostly it.
The blue skies await y’all.
@foxes_in_love
“Well how was *I* supposed to know we can just be sad without having a fight?!”
“You just were!”
“AND NOW WE’RE FIGHTING!”
“Huh. Guess we can’t.”
“NOW WE KNOW.”
@glacier_clear
This is just silly. Your OCs are literally foxes themed and named after ice cream flavors. It’s not like you’re going around calling random PoCs “chocolate” or something. Change nothing, and ignore this completely. 👍
@TwilightChroma
Ok, first of all, extremely nice art, as always. Damn.
Second, Beanie Judy is super cute.
And third, I am more curious than ever to know about the story behind this series.
If this account reaches 100 followers through the power of horny shitposts I dunno what I’m gonna do with y’all
(That’s a lie. I will hornily shitpost even more)
Anyway have some toothy smiley Diane
Ngl …
The more I see Diane’s cute stubby li’l chompers …
The more I want her to bite me.
Like, on the arm. Just a little. A tinny nibble.
Okay, maybe the shoulder too.
@glacier_clear
FTR, the “how do you handle an argument” question really needed a fifth answer: “Sit her down and try to talk honestly about it.” Every other option felt like being a jerk. :(
@Spintherella
Lol wtf. I have no idea where this comes from, but I love it!
Also I didn’t know I needed more Gremlin Judy from you, but I absolutely do.
@AZoomerrr
I can only explain what I like about your stuff, which is:
» Good forms and clean linework
» Lots of butt
» Prolific posting (definitely gets you noticed by more people if there’s more art in your feed)
» You’re a nice dude with no hot takes/drama/pointless shitposting
@QupoStuv35
Before vs. after training at the police academy. 😏
I mean, she’s a bunny, so you know she’s still soft and plush where it counts even with those muscles. Best of both worlds. 🤤
A few quick PSAs:
» I don’t RP, sorry. Just not my thang. 🤷
» I don’t respond to DMs from strangers that are just “hi” or similar. Just say what you want to say. 👍
» DNI if you’re a minor. This is for everyone’s safety, including yours. 🔞
Thanks! Now back to simping.
No-one tell her how cute she looks when she’s angry.
The surface area of her forehead that’s available for petting and/or smooching triples, possibly even quadruples in size. Perhaps an evolutionary reflex to placate her enemies by turning them into simps.
More research needed.
I dunno why it is, but something about Diane’s dress having pants makes it 10x more attractive to me.
You’d think it’d be the other way around – especially when she does a move like this (🥵) – but nope, my brain wants dem legs covered, apparently.
Admit it …
When Diane goes “Yeah, but, *plbtbt* the paperwork,” you wanna dart in and peck a kiss on that tongue.
It’s okay, you can say it. We’re all friends – and thirsty simps – here.
Hey I need at least one more account named Mr. Wolf (or similar) to follow me so I can then screencap y’all’s names together and post a dumb joke about how y’all travel in a pack
And yes this is where my humor is at right now
@Pudge_Ruffian
Depending on how saucy you’re in the mood for …
» Showering. Not intentionally posing, just soft & purdy.
» Bathing, w/ mounds sticking out.
» Back view of her lying prone on bed/couch/whatever, disembodied hands groping her tush, and her looking back like “um s’cuse me”
@Mushymeesh
Honestly depends on the cock. I’ve gotten used to horse and dog dongs, but some – cat cocks, deer cocks, etc. – just look too freaky and unappealing to me.
Still prefer human cock overall, though. Furry artists mostly use human vags for women; may as well use human dicks, too.
@nosugarnohoney
Nice one with the dialogue. 😉 Wonder if anyone will steal this art without realizing they’re telling on themselves …
Though now I just wanna know what Diane and Wolf would actually say here, I love the way you write their sweet-talk 😊
@maximussoliniv2
Thanks so much for this link! If only I hadn’t found it AFTER trying to convert the Twitter MP4 into a GIF without destroying the quality, lol.
@QupoStuv35
Why not stick to the classic – her police uniform? Has plenty of layers, what with the knife-vest, paw-wraps, pants, bodysuit, undies, etc. …