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@anonUTslp

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Just a 20-something SLP doing his best, okay? Black lives matter.

Joined November 2014
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
Hi
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@anonUTslp
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1 month
I live vicariously through my friend who called to tell me he sucked some guy off in his work truck, all the while my nerves get in the way of literally every decision or lack thereof I make. Thankful for these friends!
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
I’m your weekend special.
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@anonUTslp
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2 years
I personally think I look better with a shirt on but it’s too damn hot.
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
Lol @ the fact all my pictures turn out the same.
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@anonUTslp
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2 months
I am about 0.5 seconds away from creating an OnlyFans just to pay for some of these assessments I need for my side business.
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@anonUTslp
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2 years
Which one of y’all ordered the “choke me” arms?
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
Tongues out and arms flexed for Jesus
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Having fun with a new look
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
I owe a debt of gratitude to members of the LGBTQ+ community who are open and out and unfraid to be themselves. You all give me hope that one day I can be myself too.
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@anonUTslp
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4 years
Graduation day! Next stop, doctorate.
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@anonUTslp
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2 years
There’s a vein in my arm 🥲
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@anonUTslp
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2 years
Boy oh boy, I do not know what it is about my new medication, but my sex drive is out of CONTROL. Borderline insatiable. 🥵
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
In 2019, I want to: 1. Drop 20 pounds. 2. Have the confidence in myself to be open to a relationship 3. Get laid (?) 4. Find happiness
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@anonUTslp
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2 years
Arms are feeling juicy lately.
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Got mistaken for straight again at the bar 😠
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@anonUTslp
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1 month
You want to see me at my most uncomfortable ever? My friend took me to a nude beach and everybody is naked but me and I cannot make eye contact with anybody.
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@anonUTslp
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2 years
This fucking day never gets any easier. I wish coming out was a possibility where I could be loved with open arms.
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@anonUTslp
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2 years
✌🏻
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@anonUTslp
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2 years
If my neighbors are going to have the Today Show on full blast so that I can hear it through the bedroom wall, then I should be able to have wild sex without them complaining 😡
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@anonUTslp
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5 years
All the hard work I’ve put into schooling paid off. I got my number 1 choice for medical placement.
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@anonUTslp
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1 month
Got a good pump in today
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@anonUTslp
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8 years
My new favorite shirt and favorite pair of underwear.
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
Yesterday, I took the first major step in improving my mental health and my well-being as a whole. My stubborn ass will be seeing a therapist on a regular basis. Once I get all my issues sorted out, it’s over for you all.
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@anonUTslp
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11 months
I just need to fuck the anger out of my system right now.
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@anonUTslp
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2 years
I have never owned a jock strap before. But I think I might be in the market for one.
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@anonUTslp
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3 years
Your car breaks down in the middle of Wyoming and I’m your mechanic. Wyd? Anyways this is the first Halloween I’ve done in five years. Be safe this weekend!
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@anonUTslp
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2 years
Hi I need to talk this out. I really struggle with anxiety when it comes to sex, and internally, I let emotions play too big a part in everything. All this combined makes committing to sex impossible for me. How is one able to separate anxiety and emotions from sex?
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@anonUTslp
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8 months
I like to think I look pretty decent in a singlet ngl
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@anonUTslp
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5 years
Arms.
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@anonUTslp
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7 years
Fuck 'em, I'm free.
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@anonUTslp
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2 years
I am once again asking who is up 🥲
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@anonUTslp
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2 months
Being off for the summer is nice and all, but it does leave a lot of time to be bored and horny.
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
Everyday I’m becoming more comfortable with myself and I’d like to say that 2019 has been very good to me so far.
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
Today, I embarked on my journey to becoming a doctor. I’ll have my first wave of patients in the clinic in a couple weeks. I’m excited, nervous, and happy that things are falling into place slowly but surely.
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
What do I have to do to get a boyfriend? I just want to spoil someone, is that too much to ask?
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@anonUTslp
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7 years
I have to do it. I have to come out. For the sake of my mental and physical health.
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@anonUTslp
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2 years
I’m so in the mood to cuddle right now 🥲
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@anonUTslp
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5 years
If you’re looking for a husband, let me know.
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Picture this: just me, standing by my strip view window in nothing but a jock.
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@anonUTslp
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3 months
I went to Vegas over the weekend and saw Shania Twain: a bucket list item of mine. I’ve been in love with that woman for 25 years and she’s still hot as hell 🥵 I was LIVING.
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@anonUTslp
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2 years
Briefly flirted with the idea of posting jock pics on Twitter but now is not the time.
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@anonUTslp
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9 months
I should not be allowed to tweet when I’m in a sexual mood my god.
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@anonUTslp
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5 years
Two weeks ago, I deactivated my account intent on not returning. I threw my hands and gave up. All I can say is I’m very thankful for mental health professionals for their help in getting me through what by and large was one of my lowest points.
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I have no pictures that have ever blown up my DMs because I simply am not photogenic nor appealing to the masses.
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
I am h*rny right now wow
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@anonUTslp
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3 years
I just want someone to fucking love me so I can love them back.
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@anonUTslp
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2 years
Not quite sure how to make it BUT when I figure out how to create a Twitter circle, that’s where I’m putting my spicy pics and vids.
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
I had a dream that I adopted 15 golden retrievers and they followed me everywhere and just before I woke up we were in a giant cuddle puddle.
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@anonUTslp
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11 months
In search of cuddles 🥺
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6 years
Really just wanna cuddle and make out while the snow blows outside.
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
Today was my first day seeing patients independently and I don’t feel like I’m totally helpless so 👍🏻
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@anonUTslp
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7 months
The thought of sex is fun in theory but in practice makes me nervous as hell. Thank you brain for the gaslighting.
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@anonUTslp
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2 years
Would love to be having fun in a sauna right about now.
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
It’s official. I will be moving to Utah in mid-July/early-August after being accepted to the University of Utah’s M.S./PhD program in my field. I’ve lived in Wyoming my entire life, and the thought of moving to a city is exciting but also terrifies me.
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@anonUTslp
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8 months
A bf for the new years on my terms would be great.
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
Since moving, my mood has improved 100-fold. Wowowowowow.
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@anonUTslp
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9 months
lol why do I even try with guys 🙃 this gay thing has not been fun over the past 7 or so years
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@anonUTslp
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8 years
Snapchat saw it first.
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@anonUTslp
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8 years
I can't get this last little bit of fat off 😖
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
I need a butt to consensually grab and f**k.
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@anonUTslp
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9 years
Eh.
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@anonUTslp
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5 years
It’s been a while since I’ve been on but hi everybody
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@anonUTslp
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8 years
Okay I'm ready for a boyfriend.
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
I may be a potato, but at least I’m a sweet potato.
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9 AM on the dot every Saturday morning. Can hear my neighbor full on have an orgasm through the wall 🙃
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@anonUTslp
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8 years
Progress. I may not be built as some of you, but I've been working hard.
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
Well, I’m all moved in. I guess I’m a city boy now.
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6 years
I just really want to cuddle right now
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
Oh.
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@anonUTslp
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2 years
Who is up rn is the question
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@anonUTslp
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5 years
My father, the Trump supporter, had the audacity to act surprised when for the first year ever, he didn’t get a tax refund.
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
Snuggs needed. SOS.
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The urge to have sex in a locker room is just 😩
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
Because I had a terrible night, I went for a run this morning. But instead of stopping after 4 miles, I kept going. Running away from my problems to the point where I ran 13 miles.
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@anonUTslp
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7 years
Oh SHIT guys. I was staring at the most beautiful guy in the gym while doing sit-ups and he caught me and smiled back at me.
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@anonUTslp
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2 years
This has been a really tough week. My grandpa, a first-generation American, son of Yugoslav immigrants, and Marine Corps veteran, passed away Monday evening. It’s left a big hole in my heart. I will miss my hunting and fishing buddy and will cherish the great memories we made.
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@anonUTslp
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5 years
I cannot even begin to tell you how happy/jealous it makes me to see these happy gay couples celebrating moments of togetherness. Maybe one day.
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@anonUTslp
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10 months
I have reached peak unbothered status: ignoring work emails during my week off, reading a book on the patio of my hotel room, looking over the main street of this Colorado mountain town. I love my solo-cations.
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
I miss the days when the History Channel actually aired history-related programs instead of dramas.
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6 years
I’m done with finals. I know nobody cares but at least that’s one less stress I have to deal with.
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@anonUTslp
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2 years
Today is definitely a jock and jersey day.
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
Idk what has changed since the first of the year but my sex drive is out of control like damn, calm down.
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@anonUTslp
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2 years
Me and who? (Courtesy of an old-ass voice textbook I own.)
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@anonUTslp
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6 years
I’m 99.9% big spoon but I’m in one of those .1% little spoon moods right now so HMU if you’re trying to be big spoon.
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