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2 months

Story of every corporate slave

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4 months

Delhi is so hot, first time in Delhi, instead of telling ‘BC’, people are saying ‘AC’ Actually, they are saying ‘AC chala be BC’ #delhi

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7 months

Insta is down kyuki Zucku is busy in Ambani’s wedding. Also proves agar manager nahin hota, koi kaam nahin karta 😜

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Lost so much money in the stock market, now my bank account has what Modi ji wanted - 400 #ElectionResultOnNEWS1 इंडिया

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5 months

We live in a country where 300 rupees can buy you bhel & 300 words can buy bail. #puneaccident

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4 months

Indore got over 2 lakh votes for NOTA. No wonder Indore is the cleanest city. #400Paar #लोकसभा_आमचुनाव_2024 #indiaelections

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20 days

Shame shame shame.

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2 months

Best salary negotiation technique #salary

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3 months

Aap chronology samajhiye #Budget #BudgetDay #Budget2024

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4 months

They are called BIG 4 because they make you work on all 4 weekends #big4

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3 months

Ola CEO agrees with 70 hours per week. He’s right. 50 hours for work & 20 hours to book Ola. #ola

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8 months

Tata group’s market cap has become more than Pakistan’s GDP. Biggest difference between TCS and Pakistan is that TCS doesn’t fire randomly. #TataGroup | #Pakistan

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1 month

Agree!? #WorkLifeBalance

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2 months

Choose the path from good to greatness 🙏

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Sometimes, they are also called ‘paid leaves’ #office

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3 months

From now call me ‘BCCI Garg’ #budget #Budget2024

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7 months

LinkedIn should rename the feature - ‘Open To Work’ to ‘Desperate For Job’ #LinkedIn

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4 years

If customers like your product, they'll tell ten people If they don't, they'll tell a thousand #consumerbehavior

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7 months

Swiggy will now start delivering food in Indian trains. Now I understand why their introduced ‘platform’ fees. #swiggy

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1 month

Now I can write ‘time wasted’ faster 😂

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3 years

Getting 3 people on conference call is tougher than losing 5 kgs #conference

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2 years

I found the shortest way to get fired!

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3 years

Unicorn Startup Idea : An app that tells you which ATM actually 'has' money. #ATM

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3 years

What is self-love? Liking your own comment. #selflove

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3 years

Agree entrepreneurs? #Entrepreneurship #startuplife

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3 months

Time to become part time chapri 😂😂 #vadapavgirlindelhi #vadapavgirl #careeradvice #careerchange #careercoach #chapri #chaprinibba #careercoaching #careersuccess

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7 months

Soon, parking fee in Bangalore will be the car itself.

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3 months

What’s your opinion!? #outage #Microsoft

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4 years

Lockdown is a good excuse for startups to layoff people which they were anyways planning to do because of company's bad preformance #lockdown2020

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4 years

The only webinar we need right now is how to cut your hair at home. #haircut

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4 years

The only good thing about 2020 is lesser number of TEDx speakers.

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4 years

Happy birthday to the digital marketing guru but more than that, a great human being - Deepak Kanakaraju #hbd #digitaldeepak #thatwasdeep

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2 months

80C badhega tabhi toh Indian middle class upar chadhega. #taxation #taxationistheft #taxationisslavery #taxes #nirmalasitharaman #nirmalasitaraman #taxprofessional #taxpayers #taxreturn

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2 years

Happened with you ever?? 😂😂 #office

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3 years

Why do we need the sun? Indian mothers : kapde sukhane ke liye

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3 months

Meanwhile, HR’s main question ‘should we deduct TDS from the ransom 🤔’ #employee #employeerights #employees #employeeengagement #employeeexperience #employeeengagement #employeeappreciation #employeewellness #employeebenefits

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4 years

The shortest digital marketing love story. Once a SEO guy went on a date... Girl : How do I look? SEO guy : You are 'good looking girl, girl good looking, nice looking, good looking girl india...' *Breakup* #DigitalMarketing

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3 years

Those who eat half maggi masala before making maggi don't fear anything in life.

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7 months

While studying Julius Caesar in school, I felt bad for Caesar. What they did to Caesar, now they do it to me everyday in office #officepolitics

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3 years

Petrol should come with EMI option. Fill Now, Pay Later 😉

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11 months

A leopard was spotted at night in an apartment in Bangalore. If you were working 70 hours a week, you wouldn’t be home that time, thereby saving your life.

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5 years

You are not a freedom fighter unless you have been to jail. You are not a digital marketer unless your ad account has been banned #DigitalMarketing

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3 years

In India, accidents happen because of the divider. #irony

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4 years

🇺🇸 Elon Musk is the richest man on Earth 🇮🇳 Indian politicians : lol #ElonMusk

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2 months

Employee 1 Manager 0 #employee #employeeappreciation #employeebenefits #manager #managerlife #managers #officepolitics #officememes #officememe #corporatelife

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5 years

Heard some agencies are offering SEO services for Rs. 250. Mamypoko pants costs more. #DigitalMarketing #AffiliateMarketing #Organicreach

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3 months

Tax Coma actually 😂😂 #unionbudget #unionbudget2024 #unionbudget2023 #taxbreaks #gst #capitalgainstax #propertytax #indirecttax #nirmalasitharaman #nirmalasitaraman

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3 years

According to me, the best time management tip is learning to say 'NO' #timemanagement

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2 years

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3 years

Guys, I just won a gold medal for most number of Udemy courses bought and not opened. #udemy

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4 years

If you want your posts to go viral on linkedin, your starting line should be 'My uber driver cried in front of me' #linkedinTips

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3 years

Sales of Rangoli Power have gone down because of work from home. #teambuilding

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5 months

HR : What’s your motivation to come to office daily? Employee : Home loan. #corporatelife

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3 years

Employees are now dying to do cubicle decoration.

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3 years

#imho

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2 months

Mummy hai toh Mumkin hai! #salary #salarynegotiation #salarytransparency #salaryman #salarymemes #salaryday #salaryearners #salaryincrease #salaryadvance

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3 years

What is innovation? Calling afternoon sleep as 'power nap'

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7 months

Bill Gates was also at the wedding. I hope MS Teams goes down today. #instagramdown

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4 years

I am doing a webinar on how to do a webinar 🤣 #webinars

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3 months

Size doesn’t matter 😂😂 #microsoftteams #crowdstrike #msoffice #indigoairlines #microsoftwindows #billgates #billgatesquotes #billgatesfoundation #satyanadella #downtime

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3 years

#startupfunding

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8 months

#nike

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3 years

What is Byjus? An edtech company which buys other other edtech companies. #byjus

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4 months

Orange cap didn’t win IPL but will orange party win on June 4th!? #orange

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4 years

I don't know why Lenskart keeps calling me to change my spectacles See, the problem is not with my eye-sight, it's with your vision. #lenskart

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3 years

Companies should legalize 5 ‘no mood to work’ leaves every year. #WorkLifeBalance

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3 years

I am tired of hearing ‘If you had invested in stock ‘X’ in 1993, by now you would be a millionaire’ Well, if you had invested everything in Kodak in 1993, by now you would be bankrupt. #Investment

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3 years

What 10th standard syllabus should be : 20% - How money works! 20% - Sales 20% - Leadership & EQ 20% - Communication skills 20% - Maths, Physics, Chemistry blah blah…

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4 years

CEAT will be known more for strategic timeouts than for tyres 🤣

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2 years

Ashneer Grover to SonyLiv - ‘I’m out’ #ashneergrover

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4 months

Google has invested $300 million in Flipkart. Google is listening to what we want & now Flipkart will deliver it. Brilliant! #google #Flipkart

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3 years

Market mai naya job aaya hai - ‘candid vaccine shot photography’ #VaccineForAll

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4 years

"Even the wrong course can teach you the right lesson" #ShriAnmolGyan

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4 years

100 million dancers just lost their career #tiktokban

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2 years

Why???

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5 months

Virat says Vamika has started swinging the bat. RCB’s future is safe 🙌 #rcbvscsk

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3 years

Why so many online courses, we’ll soon have a Rs. 99 online course on ‘how to make the vaccine at home’ #vaccine

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3 years

🇺🇸 : Pornhub 🇮🇳 : MX Player #MXPlayer #altbalaji #pornhub

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3 years

If India has to win more Olympic medals, 'Maths' should be declared as a sport! #Olympics

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3 years

Zomato's competitor is not Swiggy. It's ghar ka khana. #ZomatoListing #ZomatoIPO

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7 months

ED is a problem in both political and personal life #arvindkejrival

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4 years

Opening line of my next standup comedy script - In India, there are 2 things you can buy for less than Rs. 200 1) mamy poko pants 2) digital marketing course #DigitalMarketing

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3 years

We need a startup which can make your Aadhar card pic look good.

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3 months

Elon Musk - please colonise Mars soon! #ambani #ambaniwedding #ambanifamily #ambanis #anantambani #ishaambani #nitaambani #mukeshambani #anilambani

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2 months

Comment ‘yes’ if you agree! #officefurniture #officeinteriors #officeinspiration #theoffice #officelook #officedesk #officedecor #officespace #officespaces

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3 years

I was watching Javelin throw...that's exactly how I throw away my responsibilities. #Olympics #Olympics2021

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3 years

If you want to sound intelligent in any conversation, just use the word 'empathy' 😝 #empathy

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3 years

What is Facebook? An online software that reminds you of others' birthdays #Facebook

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4 years

One of those days when you don’t want to go to the gym but you summon all your courage, train your mind to control the negative thoughts, pump yourself up and still go because you left your water bottle there last night. #gymlife #gymdiaries

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2 years

Strangers who give you hotspot are marriage material

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4 years

Passing marks is 35 Indian cricket team scored 36 We didn’t fail! #thankstoByjus

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3 years

Maths teachers are talented af. They can draw a perfect circle with just a chalk.

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4 years

The next time investors ask you for an exit strategy Say 'Grocery' #grocery

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4 years

As per a report, WFH has made workday of Indians longer by 32 minutes! Extra 32 minutes is for ‘Can you hear me, can you see me?’ #wfh #lockdown

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15 days

Performed for 100+ top HRs at the Global Excellence Awards! The scariest thing in this world is doing HR jokes at an HR forum! But guess what, this was one of the best audiences I have performed for! They laughed, enjoyed & bonded. #standupcomedy #corporatebabaji

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2 years

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4 years

What is CRED? It’s a company through which Govinda got funded. #cred

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7 months

A woman in Bangalore stabbed her husband for not giving her a anniversary gift. Guys, which is the best place to buy a gift? Asking for a friend. TIA #bangalore

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2 years

These days, mid-life career crisis happens at age 25.

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5 years

A corporate job is far tougher than being an entrepreneur #experience #corporatejob #entrepreneur #Entrepreneurship

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