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@angelbyshaggy

5 years

for christmas I *just* want the dress that was crystallized at the bottom of the dead sea

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@angelbyshaggy

3 years

homosexual court jester

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3 years

“Do not ignore our pain........... I would like to thank Netflix” PLEASE.

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@angelbyshaggy

5 years

Antoni explaining what farm-to-table means to a fourth generation dairy farmer is lobotomy goals

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@angelbyshaggy

6 years

good morning ONLY to this austronaut who hates space

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@angelbyshaggy

4 years

with everyone excited about Fran Drescher’s recent anti-capitalist tweet, let me remind you she’s been vocal about this since 2014 ❤️❤️❤️

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@angelbyshaggy

5 years

@gossipbabies of course! must be dewy for our emotional reunion

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@angelbyshaggy

5 years

if I ever had a daughter I’d give her the two things everyone wants: a cool name and a canopy bed

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@angelbyshaggy

11 months

The Secret History by Donna Tartt is about punishment for the seven deadly sins: - poor - from California - gay - incest - annoying - murderer - from Boston

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@angelbyshaggy

1 year

they say the best ideas come as you are drifting off to sleep

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@angelbyshaggy

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@angelbyshaggy

8 months

i hate to be rude but kamala harris’ stepdaughter makes me want to book a tattoo removal appt

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@angelbyshaggy

2 years

vindicated and deeply pleased to report that Frances McDormand doesn’t tip

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@angelbyshaggy

6 years

there’s no reason for us to go to space. it’s none of our business. like an ant climbing into an oven

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@angelbyshaggy

2 years

my boyfriend doesn’t know what red scare is 🖤

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@angelbyshaggy

3 years

her fridge looks like this.... wyd?

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@angelbyshaggy

3 years

"If a man has not embarrassed you, he just hasn’t embarrassed you yet." - @hunteryharris

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@angelbyshaggy

4 years

do u think Matisse knew his real legacy would be defining a whole generation of paloma wool thots a century later

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@angelbyshaggy

5 years

your gf is sick so you go pick her up some soup. this soup faerie is manning the counter and says her shift is almost over.... wyd 👀

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@angelbyshaggy

5 years

when i was 11 my parents took me to a hypnotherapist because they thought I was addicted to Neopets

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@angelbyshaggy

2 years

beautiful perfect birthday cake from my beautiful perfect bf

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@angelbyshaggy

5 years

sex is good but have you ever

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@angelbyshaggy

7 years

when my tweet get 3 ❤️ (left) vs. when my tweet gets 30 ❤️(right)

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@angelbyshaggy

5 years

this one invention set us back hundreds of years

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@angelbyshaggy

2 years

we as a collective consciousness r projecting a lot onto that julia fox lady. she’s just an aquarius

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@angelbyshaggy

3 years

commenting “unfollowed” on influencer interior designers’ ugly space reveals

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@angelbyshaggy

3 years

none of you bitches pushed your stepmom down the stairs stop lying

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@angelbyshaggy

9 months

@malonebarry @hyphy_republic and their op-ed page

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@angelbyshaggy

4 years

happy to report that hilary duff seems like she's doing great <3

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@angelbyshaggy

7 months

wait you’re telling me Emma Stone’s dad is a real estate developer in Arizona creating gentrification style buildings — so she was playing a character entirely too close to herself in The Curse 😭

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@angelbyshaggy

5 years

me in my art class presenting some last minute conceptual bs that the teacher looves while the girl who made a hyperrealistic paintings fumes in the corner

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@angelbyshaggy

6 years

at first I thought the duck would be overhyped. but then I took a good look at it, and you know what? I have to be honest, it’s a beautiful duck

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@angelbyshaggy

4 years

@KevinTPorter @LAFoodBank she made my friend (who was working for her wife) go get her a sandwich at some restaurant alllll the way across town in rush hour traffic and when he got back she didn’t even want it. mind u this wasn’t his job!

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@angelbyshaggy

6 years

one thing i will say about New York is at least rich people look glamorous. in SF, rich people ride neon green scooters and wear Northface jackets and it's too depressing to bear

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@angelbyshaggy

3 years

on multiple d*tes i’ve referenced this video and not one person has gotten it. my cinderella story….

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@angelbyshaggy

5 years

remember this lol

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@angelbyshaggy

4 years

2020 is more neo-Victorian than anything... people walking around in puffy sleeves, tropical houseplants in every living room, whooping cough, heightened class consciousness, nostalgia, potent experimental drugs

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@angelbyshaggy

5 years

my poor dog is cursed with the inability to comprehend the concept of beauty, nevermind her own shocking beauty, and why strangers reach for her face. upset, she recoils

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@angelbyshaggy

3 years

@wownicebuttdude doctors are of very limited help unfortunately 😔

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@angelbyshaggy

7 years

my dream job is to Creative Direct these tiny ass rat pictures

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@angelbyshaggy

1 year

they’re playing ratatouille at the upscale french restaurant

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@angelbyshaggy

3 years

the feminine urge to use 12 different spoons while cooking a meal

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@angelbyshaggy

5 years

what are YOU doing on the 10th anniversary of Jennifer’s Body

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@angelbyshaggy

4 years

when they slow down the theme song on Vanderpump Rules

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@angelbyshaggy

4 years

millions of American voters to the DNC

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@angelbyshaggy

6 years

fav for jokerman (font), retweet for jokerman (bob dylan song).. trying to prove a point

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@angelbyshaggy

7 years

sorry too much coffee

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@angelbyshaggy

7 years

me: h- instagram caption: “I am humbled to have shared space and opened my third eye with all the folx last night thank you for allowing me to spread my energy and upack our time. there is nothing more special to me than contextually exploring the negative space within oneself a

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@angelbyshaggy

3 years

rewatching The Hills again

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@angelbyshaggy

3 years

i don’t think i’ve ever seen an image i relate to more

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@angelbyshaggy

6 years

when people go to a museum & make every neoclassical sculpture/ renaissance painting a meme in their instagram story

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@angelbyshaggy

8 years

"alt" meme accounts be like...,,

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@angelbyshaggy

6 years

English Lop Rabbits are angels on earth. u can tell by their wings

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@angelbyshaggy

7 years

no one wants to talk about coercive sex because it’s messy and exposes the most embarrassing tenets of gender socialization. each account renders women frail damsels & men cartoonish, lecherous monsters

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@angelbyshaggy

5 years

put some respect on MORTIMER’s name

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disney had an episode where a mouse in wide-legged pants stole slim-fit mickey's girlfriend

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@angelbyshaggy

4 years

mood is Lana’s writing style in her texts to her dad

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@angelbyshaggy

3 years

in both new york and LA everyone is too sexy and boring. in the bay people are medium sexy and interesting

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@angelbyshaggy

3 years

today my eyeliner wings are neither sisters nor twins, but two drunk girls who met in the club bathroom

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@angelbyshaggy

2 years

if you talk like this stay away from me

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@angelbyshaggy

4 years

me, continuing to listen to L*na after she’s been cancelled for the 846th time

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@angelbyshaggy

4 years

if you didn’t print and cut out juergen teller photos saved from tumblr I don’t want to hear your opinion

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@angelbyshaggy

8 years

Hackers (1995)

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@angelbyshaggy

2 years

this is how good poetry sounds to me

Jess Hernandez 1ST DAY OF UNICORN SCHOOL

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Toddler made his own lunch

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@angelbyshaggy

3 years

watching a goth couple at the park take their massive turtle out of a tupperware and sit it down on the grass to sunbathe with them. i love the way they love

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@angelbyshaggy

7 years

found my high school math teacher's instagram & it's all blurry pics of Long Island Iced Teas from TGI Fridays

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@angelbyshaggy

8 years

whenever im having an off day i go to starbucks & tell them my name is Angel

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@angelbyshaggy

4 years

when I called the new york party girl superspreaders Renata Adderall....lol

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@angelbyshaggy

7 years

him: i love Alex G me: omg yessss !!! Alex Guarnaschelli is my favorite chopped judge too

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@angelbyshaggy

6 years

I tweet so many times a day because I DON’T want these stupid thoughts they’re yours now good luck !!

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@angelbyshaggy

2 years

do you guys think i should spend $60 on floor cleaning concentrate because floors are the root chakra of the home

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@angelbyshaggy

2 years

very into pilates now because it’s all about control and they say poetic things like “imagine your back is a string of pearls and gravity is the string” or “serve the silver platter wide” or “you are waving at the others who didn’t win the beauty pageant”

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@angelbyshaggy

7 years

the plot of the movie Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri:

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7 years

I wanna swim in the cranberry bog so bad

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7 years

these 2nd graders are obsessed with a local injury attorney radio jingle. they even made art about it

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@angelbyshaggy

6 years

“are you from europe” is a really good insult

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@angelbyshaggy

4 years

do we know how to gut a pig? plow a field? build a moat? express any animal’s anal glands? oh just scroll oh ok

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@angelbyshaggy

8 years

mosh pits r privileged white dudes hitting each other bc they wanna feel trauma they've never felt

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@angelbyshaggy

7 years

who else has these images burned into their brain after reading Guinness World Record books in waiting rooms as a child

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@angelbyshaggy

6 years

*mouthing DUMP HIM to a girl all the way across the restaurant*

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@angelbyshaggy

3 years

had several drinks and garlic bread and am in bed by 9:30 to the sweet sound of rain god bless

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@angelbyshaggy

6 years

one of the third graders I teach asked me to sign & verify her weekly reading log. i told her I didn’t believe she read this book:

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@angelbyshaggy

7 years

retail worker: just let me know if you need anything! alt lit person: the cum stain on my ikea couch is shaped like a <3 and it reminds me of the time we did coke in the bathroom at the wendy’s off the i-5

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@angelbyshaggy

6 years

wore a fucking beret to the party and all my enemies are here..

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@angelbyshaggy

8 years

him: are you ok? what's on your mind me: i'm fine :) nothing my mind:

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@angelbyshaggy

5 years

I was upset that my 2 guy roommates don’t clean up after themselves and told them so. the next morning, one of them thought he could fix the situation.... by buying me a turkey

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@angelbyshaggy

5 years

my 30 year old boyfriend thought the song Promiscuous Girl (Nelly Furtado ft. Timbaland) was released this year

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5 years

every thought is intrusive

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5 years

recreated my fav Neopets foods (and wrote about my parents turning to hypnosis for my Neopets addiction...)

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4 years

why white women started naming babies Kayleigh, Taylee, McKarty, Nayvie, Maylee, and Lakynn

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3 years

what IF i got this boat name my friend saw as a tattoo

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@angelbyshaggy

4 years

I told my boyfriend “I’m not convinced by The Doors or Jim Morrisson,” and he asked “Convinced of what?” to which I replied “I’m just not convinced”

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6 years

here we go..2019 forecast 🦚⛳️

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7 years

but like, duh, if you’re a woman you’ve had coercive sex and often and with men who aren’t cartoon villain evil. it’s like an afterthought

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@angelbyshaggy

7 years

umMm.. yes, hello, this is she. how can i help U

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@angelbyshaggy

8 years

when straight cis people co-opt "partner"

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@angelbyshaggy

4 years

i saw an older man standing on the beach alone in a suit

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@angelbyshaggy

3 years

what’s the psychology behind girls being drawn to miniatures? society controls us so we want mimic that dynamic in an inoffensive way ? reappropriate and satirize cuteness? anyway i love sylvanian creatures

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@angelbyshaggy

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kardashian health insurance / my health insurance

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