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This is the most public yet of my many humiliations

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@andylancaster
Andy Lancaster
3 years
@ValerieJarrett What about the life if the girls she was actively trying to stab? What should the officer have done?
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Andy Lancaster
4 years
- Abolish Electoral College - Eliminate Filibuster - Pack Supreme Court - Riot All things Democrats have said they will do. Seems normal.
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
2 months ago they were telling us inflation hits the wealthy harder. Now they’re telling us to take the bus and don’t eat meat
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Andy Lancaster
7 months
I thought vacationing with billionaires was bad. Where is ProPublica to investigate?!?
@nypost
New York Post
7 months
Biden again staying for free at St. Croix home of wealthy ‘friends’
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Andy Lancaster
3 years
If you are waiting until after the holidays to implement something, it's not an emergency
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
@jimmykimmel @elonmusk it has been interesting, over the years, to watch you blossom from the black-face wearing man show guy into a fully-formed humorless activist scold @jimmykimmel
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Andy Lancaster
2 months
Things that trigger immediate outrage: -Pine tree flags -Catholic commencement speeches Things that require nuance and context: -Calls for eliminating Jews -Support of Hamas
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Andy Lancaster
5 years
It’s ok to say infested and point out the squalor now
@washingtonpost
The Washington Post
5 years
Jared Kushner owns lots of apartments in the Baltimore area. Some were infested with mice.
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Andy Lancaster
4 years
There should be nothing in the bill that isn’t related to pandemic relief. Why is this so hard?
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
Imagine being able to dishonestly rename bills the most absurd, scare-mongering way possible, and then have the media only refer to it as that. Amazing.
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
Shameful there was coordination to censor a legitimate news story because it could have hurt Biden’s chances in the election.
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Catherine Herridge
2 years
CBS News has obtained data from a laptop purported to have belonged to Hunter Biden. The data came directly from the source who said they provided it to the FBI under subpoena. @CBS_Herridge shares what was found during an independent forensic review.
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Andy Lancaster
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@thejcoop @bdomenech I honestly don’t know what that means
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Andy Lancaster
3 years
. @GovWhitmer says Covid is out of control in Michigan because they did such a good job that a lot of people didn’t become infected and don’t have antibodies. She seriously said that and with her Fauci pillow proudly displayed.
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@andylancaster
Andy Lancaster
4 years
Like Trump or not, this is a lie
@costareports
Robert Costa
4 years
President Trump’s unyielding push to preserve Confederate symbols and the legacy of white domination was crystallized by his harsh denunciation of the racial justice movement Friday night at Mount Rushmore. My latest report w/ @PhilipRucker
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Andy Lancaster
5 years
The plot twist is you’re the Nazi here
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
@CBSNews Didn't she just contradict herself?
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@andylancaster
Andy Lancaster
2 years
@aabramson Coordinated, false accusations of gang rape will do that.
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Andy Lancaster
22 days
@peterbakernyt If the really old guy was winning, they wouldn’t want to replace him
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@andylancaster
Andy Lancaster
2 years
So people don't like being smeared as one of the worst things possible in society? Interesting
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
No one actually needs your permission.
@HillaryClinton
Hillary Clinton
2 years
No one actually needs an AR-15.
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Andy Lancaster
4 years
LOL there is no way there will be a vaccine this year. *vaccine available in December* Why haven’t more people been vaccinated?!? This is an outrage!!
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Andy Lancaster
6 years
@HeinzKetchup_US But it should have been called Ketchonaise
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
@AnnBrenoff @JoJoFromJerz No. It's clear you live in a bubble and don't understand real life.
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Andy Lancaster
3 years
What do all of the people celebrating breast cancer and wishing covid on people they disagree with have in common?
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Andy Lancaster
4 years
Are you saying ACB didn’t win the popular vote? 🤡
@voxdotcom
Vox
4 years
Amy Coney Barrett was confirmed by a slim 52-48 vote. The 48 senators who voted against Barrett represent 13.5 million more people than the 52 senators who voted for her.
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Andy Lancaster
6 years
@redsteeze @GayPatriot @thinkprogress What about salad bars? I once paid $9 and had unsupervised access to multiple greens and unlimited croutons. No background check
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
I can only assume, based on the current rules, it is because she is racist.
@JakeSherman
Jake Sherman
2 years
in response to a question about whether Clarence Thomas should resign, Pelosi says he shouldve never been appointed
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
@ARmastrangelo @BrentScher I hope he wasn’t attacked again
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Andy Lancaster
4 years
Just like DACA
@MarkJacob16
Mark Jacob
4 years
The U.S. Supreme Court needs to get ready to quickly kick aside these bullshit Trump orders, which he has no power to issue.
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Andy Lancaster
11 months
@peterbakernyt @GlennKesslerWP He’s always been a liar
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Andy Lancaster
3 years
I miss every President of the last 40 years
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Andy Lancaster
3 years
@megan_kristin @HotlineJosh Thank God this didn't happen while Trump was President. The hot takes about symbolism would have been insufferable
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
Like roasting under a bridge in Texas?
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
@POTUS Didn't you raise the price? And why not just do it separately if it's the right thing to do?
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
Now, no matter what else happens, we get to say DeSantis' only scandal was white rain boots. We can jokingly celebrate the anniversary every year. It's the tan suit rule.
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
@JohnJHarwood Don’t forget about the 16 cents you save on your 4th of July cookout!
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
@FoxNews @alwaysonoffense Maybe he should try calling them Ultra Latinx
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Andy Lancaster
1 year
@USAmbKabul @Beyonce @lizzo @ReginaKing I understand why we fail now. Thank you
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Andy Lancaster
2 months
@redsteeze Remember when “Lock her up!” was beyond the pale? Good times.
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Andy Lancaster
3 years
Sex still undetermined ~ CNN probably
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
@AllenBGlines If only Trump had other children who are closer to Hunter's age to make this comparison not laughable.
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Andy Lancaster
3 years
They think you’re racist AND stupid
@CNNPolitics
CNN Politics
3 years
White House says President Biden was not making "human" comparison between segregationists and opponents of voting rights bills in his address in Atlanta this week
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
You gave me Covid so you are fired. What a lunatic.
@DWS________
Dear White Staffers 🇵🇸
2 years
VIBE CHECK: Rep. Katie Porter fires staffer after both test positive for COVID. Full texts from the Congresswoman firing the staffer via text. Shared with permission from staffer.
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Andy Lancaster
9 months
@OKnox I just heard it live
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Andy Lancaster
4 years
Good news, ACB, being a working parent is good again! An inspiration even.
@SamanthaJPower
Samantha Power
4 years
Can’t let this get lost: the next US Secretary of State @ABlinken is a new dad. It will be inspiring for working parents everywhere to see America’s top diplomat in action as he also helps raise two toddlers. Thanks to Tony & the incomparable Evan Ryan for their family sacrifice.
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Andy Lancaster
4 years
@IL0VEthe80s I see dead people
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Andy Lancaster
3 years
Win presidency promising to have a plan and fix everything. 7 months later everything is a disaster, but it’s not Biden’s fault. 🙄
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3 years
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2 years
@DeanObeidallah @elonmusk Because he bought twitter? You sound insane
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Andy Lancaster
8 years
Not gay enough. Not black enough. Not Hispanic enough. Who are the intolerant ones again?
@Mediaite
Mediaite
8 years
Leading LGBT Magazine Argues Peter Thiel Isn't Gay Because He Endorsed Donald Trump
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Andy Lancaster
1 year
@FoxNews So it’s just the Uvalde police who are cowards and making excuses.
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
His only sin was working too hard for the American people! 🙄
@CNN
CNN
2 years
White House aides' process to pack up Biden's workspaces was muddled and hurried as he used his office until the final minutes of his vice presidency.
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Andy Lancaster
3 years
Fauci on @FaceTheNation says it’s too early to tell if we can get together for Christmas. 🙄
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Andy Lancaster
10 months
12 minutes more than he has spent in East Palestine
@RNCResearch
RNC Research
10 months
After spending about 12 minutes at the UAW picket line and just over an hour total in Michigan, Biden boards AF1 using the short stairs and heads to California for a ritzy fundraiser with Hollywood liberals
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Andy Lancaster
3 years
@redsteeze Fauci thinks wet markets should be scrutinized and regulated more, but not the lab studying coronaviruses down the street.
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Andy Lancaster
7 months
When principles are replaced by a cult of personality, even Farrakhan is redeemable if he says nice things about Trump.
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
Sounds like a threat to democracy and our institutions.
@ScottJW
Scott Whitlock
2 years
Grumpy @chucktodd  is very unhappy about Roe being overturned. Rants that pro-life Gorsuch and Barrett are on the Court "unfairly" and are "out of bounds."
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Andy Lancaster
3 years
@redsteeze The last 4 years taught me that Presidents are responsible for everything that happens in every corner of the country.
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Andy Lancaster
1 year
Yes. The criticizing is the true disaster!
@nytimes
The New York Times
1 year
After a train carrying toxic material derailed in Ohio this month, Right-wing commentators have been particularly critical of the response, using the crisis to sow distrust about government agencies and suggest that the damage could be irreparable.
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Andy Lancaster
3 years
@Martina Or you could just not say anything 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Andy Lancaster
3 years
@redsteeze Then: Trump doesn’t have a plan! I have a plan!! Now: I inherited a mess from Trump. I can’t fix this! Just keep doing what you��re doing
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Andy Lancaster
3 years
@sunnyright Under Trump they compared Covid deaths to war deaths to amplify. Under Biden they compare war deaths to Covid to downplay. It’s gross
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Andy Lancaster
8 years
I didn't think why Trump won could be summed up in a tweet, but I was wrong
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Sam Kalidi
8 years
Boycott Hamilton? First of all you had no intention of seeing a musical with black people & more importantly you can't afford the tickets ☕🐸
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Andy Lancaster
4 years
@JonahDispatch The rest of them is pretty amazing too
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
@PramilaJayapal People don't have to buy coffee there if they don't like it. There are other coffee shops.
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Andy Lancaster
1 year
To them going against Trump was more important than finding the origin of Covid to help prevent future pandemics.
@JosephWulfsohn
Joseph A. Wulfsohn
1 year
NEW: As the COVID pandemic unfolded, then-CNN President Jeff Zucker ordered his staff to not chase down the lab leak theory because he deemed it a “Trump talking point.”
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Andy Lancaster
8 years
The risk you take when you govern with phone and a pen
@nytimes
The New York Times
8 years
With Trump's signature, dozens of President Obama's rules on health care and environmental safety could be undone
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Andy Lancaster
11 months
‘a tradition of embellishing his personal tales.’ Normal people call it lying. And Biden has done it his entire career.
@peterbakernyt
Peter Baker
11 months
As president, Biden has continued a tradition of embellishing his personal tales in ways that cannot be verified or are directly refuted by contemporaneous accounts. ⁦ @GlennKesslerWP ⁩ breaks them down.
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Andy Lancaster
6 years
They just spent weeks accusing a man of gang rape. What’s your definition of ruthless?
@harrispolitico
John F. Harris
6 years
Democrats lose again. And some wonder if they just aren’t ruthless enough to win against the likes of Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell. I check in this morning with a bunch of leading lights of the Wet Rag Party.
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Andy Lancaster
4 years
Did Biden say if he would support packing the court or not in his speech?
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2 years
@DLoesch It sounds more like he is feeling pressured by his mom to say he was pressured by DeSantis so she can be outraged.
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Andy Lancaster
4 years
@frankthorp @PeteWilliamsNBC It was directed directly at Gorsuch and Kavanaugh. That doesn’t fly
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
@redsteeze Remember when they paid all of those tik tok influencers to get more people vaccinated, and exactly zero people got vaccinated because of it?
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Andy Lancaster
8 months
That should help
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NBC News
8 months
Hillary Clinton’s role in President Biden's re-election campaign is expected to grow in the new year.
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Andy Lancaster
6 years
The world lost a great man yesterday. I miss my dad
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
@TheAmishDude His smirk tells me he wanted to take off the mask
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
Surprising poll on @ThisWeekABC says 76% of Americans want Biden to consider all possible SCOTUS nominees
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
Maybe now we can focus on getting Martha's Vineyard the supplies and infrastructure they need. It's literally an island. How do people live like this?
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
@Heminator But their hearts were in the right place so it is compassion. I mean they gave them bottled water.
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Andy Lancaster
6 years
I didn’t realize The Art of the Deal involved so much humiliation and groveling
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
To tell us the economy is great again. Just needs better messaging!
@charliespiering
Charlie Spiering
2 years
Joe Biden plans to address the latest inflation numbers from the Port of Los Angeles at 1:45 pm EST
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Andy Lancaster
4 years
@ComfortablySmug They are more outraged that a politician is partisan than when a journalist is
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Andy Lancaster
10 months
More of this
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Andy Lancaster
6 years
It reads just like a @TheOnion headline
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
@pbump @AaronBlake It wasn’t not just reported on, it was suppressed.
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Andy Lancaster
5 years
Oh my God. ABC World News has the cadet circle game story. “One white cadet even made the gesture behind a minority”
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
@BryanDeanWright Oh thank God Russia can still rake in the billions
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Andy Lancaster
8 years
Silly me. I thought Obama would address unrest and violence following the election. But instead he pats himself in the back
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
@jason_howerton @RashidaTlaib What is she even talking about?
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Andy Lancaster
4 years
I saw the vaccine going from vials to people's arms. I'm sure Biden will be asked about his 'there is no plan' accusation
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Andy Lancaster
4 years
@CHueyBurns @NoahCRothman Like a maid? Is that what she’s saying?
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Andy Lancaster
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He can barely make it up the stairs. This is insane.
@reporterjacobg
Jacob Gardenswartz
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Biden arrives at the airport in Vegas, tells reporter's he's "good"
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Andy Lancaster
3 years
@wjmcgurn @alwaysonoffense Where are the ‘private companies can do what they want’ crowd I heard so much from just a couple of months ago?
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Andy Lancaster
2 months
This is such a terrible idea for many reasons
@nypost
New York Post
2 months
Biden plans to address Trump ‘hush money’ verdict from the White House: report
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
@redsteeze The beauty of the green boondoggle is there’s no measure of success. They can always claim things would be worse if they didn’t spend trillions.
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Andy Lancaster
4 years
Why are they including funding for pet projects? Millions that could go to buying more equipment, hospitals, and helping people
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Andy Lancaster
4 years
In what stadium?
@axios
Axios
4 years
The Kansas City Chiefs announced that the team will prohibit fans from wearing ceremonial headdresses and Native American-themed face paint in Arrowhead Stadium.
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Andy Lancaster
2 years
@maggieNYT @nytimes Remember when tech companies and a lot of media colluded to suppress the story? We do.
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