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Andy Greenwald

@andygreenwald

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I am a professional showrunner and an amateur real runner and also I co-host @thewatchpod .

LA, CA
Joined February 2009
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Andy Greenwald
5 years
I care a lot (too much?) about the songs in @Briarpatch_USA . Here's a playlist of every needle drop featured in season one -- updated weekly!
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8 years
Hi, the President of the United States declared that a free press is the enemy of the American people. If anything, we're underreacting.
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6 years
LET’S GOOOOOOOO
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6 years
Rosario Dawson, who fielded a lot of broadcast pilot offers, has signed on to star in USA Network’s #Briarpatch , the pulpy thriller from @andygreenwald and @samesmail
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6 years
My relationship with SUCCESSION: Episodes 1-3: Eh. Episode 4: Huh. Episode 5: Hey! Episode 6: Wow. Episode 7: <gets cousin greg tattoo>
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6 years
I loved Anthony Bourdain so much I took a swing at him.
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8 years
No, really, let's spend time in 2017 arguing why old people deserve food, science deserves respect, and NYC deserves antiterrorism funds.
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8 years
The operative word would appear to be "living."
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8 years
Ryan: "Yeah, we're going to be living with Obamacare for the foreseeable future."
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4 years
Nah, I think I’ll keep championing the project I spent three years working on and that I remain extremely proud of, thanks!
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4 years
@andygreenwald I will donate $500 to a charity of your choice if you can make it one episode of The Watch without talking about Briarpatch.
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4 years
It is I, the undecided voter who in 2020 cares primarily about the legality of fracking. And I just gotta say this debate is going great!
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8 years
THE FALCONS RESPECT AN INDEPENDENT JUDICIARY.
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6 years
Good morning! I'm making a pilot called BRIARPATCH. It's (loosely) based on the novel by my all-time favorite writer, Ross Thomas. @samesmail is the executive producer. @USA_Network is the channel. Somewhere on Pluto is my mind.
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6 years
Moments before we took this photo I said “I apologize for this. I promise I’ll be cool and professional on stage.” And he took my hand and said <extremely Gordon Cole voice> “you be however you want to be, Andy!” 😭🙏😭
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4 years
🤠🦒💥✌️
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6 years
This is why we shouldn’t let millennials coach in the super bowl.
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8 years
Some news:
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7 years
I don't ask for much for my birthday but Jared Kushner being perpwalked off an Aspen ski-lift would be so choice.
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6 years
Today we lost a man of great courage, appetite and curiosity, who traveled the world to both lose himself, and find himself, and who was generous enough to invite us all along for the ride.
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6 years
Day one. 🙃🎬🎭
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7 years
We won. Philly forever. Goodnight.
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5 years
BRIARPATCH. 02.06.20. Let's gooooooo!
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8 years
Can we fast forward to impeachment please because honestly this shit is exhausting.
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3 years
Never forget the AVENGERS: ENDGAME awards screener that looked like Downey doing a cyberpunk Hamlet on a Pottery Barn swatch.
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7 years
TWIN PEAKS made me fall in love with television. 27 years later, THE RETURN did it again. Audacious, brilliant, joyful, inspiring art.
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7 years
Sometimes this website still delivers.
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5 years
Comes to set once, starts giving notes.
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4 years
@danpfeiffer Finally a president who can offer a Green new deal my god I'm so sorry
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7 years
Just two beloved, internationally recognized partnerships coming together.
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4 years
This is a screenshot of an email I sent my agents three and a half years ago. It started a journey that ends (for now) tonight. I'm so incredibly grateful to so many people but most of all, in this moment, I'm grateful to all of you who have watched. Enjoy the finale! We all did!
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5 years
Very proud to announce that the first two episodes of BRIARPATCH will premiere next month at the Toronto International Film Festival! 🇨🇦🎥🇨🇦
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5 years
. @RosarioDawson plays a political fixer who returns to her hometown after the death of her sister in BRIARPATCH, created by @AndyGreenwald . #TIFF19
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4 years
Honestly just overjoyed for @rosariodawson rn. 😭
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4 years
Doug’s reaction to the first firework really brought it home that there’s finally a Jew in the White House. 😃
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5 years
Jesus Christ he got his dog back and you vultures still aren’t happy?!?
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5 years
This is literally the kindest thing a multinational corporation has ever done.
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Disney
5 years
Surprise! #Frozen2 is coming early to #DisneyPlus . Start streaming this Sunday.
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6 years
“Actually, I’m certain Trump is guilty of much more serious crimes,” the man said to his nine-year-old on the way to little league and that, children, is how I knew I was back in Park Slope.
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6 years
i need a direct dial for @ringer HR please yes i’ll hold
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Andy Greenwald
5 years
MANDO!
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Carl Weathers
5 years
Hell of a good show. Love your performance, Rosario! #BePeace
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5 years
Please, Susan Collins and Lindsey Graham, lecture me about anti-semitism.
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7 years
Friends of the pod @jonfavs & @jonlovett know a savvy political operator when they see one. Also, dogs.
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4 years
Coming tomorrow on @thewatchpod : Checkmate. ♟♟
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7 years
I want to say this as soberly as possible but I love Joel Embiid more than many members of my family.
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5 years
Debate me, coward.
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7 years
Tonight is Bradley Cooper’s finest performance in supporting role.
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5 years
But are energy drink commercials cinema
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6 years
is anyone from the @ringer still alive after that
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4 years
The thing that made MINDHUNTER exceptional -- apart from the directing, the acting, the production design, etc -- is that it was unapologetically a *tv show*. Characters were placed into fraught situations and changed and grew over time.
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7 years
Can’t believe I have to post this every year but: My top ten list is a document of unquestionable, objective facts. If a show doesn’t appear on it, then that show is bad, I hate it, and you shouldn’t like it either.
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6 years
My top ten movies of 2018: 1. ROMA 2. Come 3. On 4. Try 5. Harder 6. Next 7. Year 8. Literally 9. Everyone Else 10. PADDINGTON 2
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Andy Greenwald
8 years
Hahaha laugh at the despicable, trolling clown, but seriously it's hard to imagine a more un-American statement than this.
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Ann Coulter
8 years
If only people with at least 4 grandparents born in America were voting, Trump would win in a 50-state landslide.
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7 years
Get you a Jason that can do both.
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9 years
Backstage, Dave Grohl carefully slips the soul of Rock and Roll back into the scuffed, leather valise that is his burden to carry, evermore.
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Andy Greenwald
6 years
“I write about taco stands and fancy French restaurants to try to get people less afraid of their neighbors and to live in their entire city instead of sticking to their one part of town.” — Jonathan Gold. RIP to a hero and a giant. I love this city because he did.
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9 years
For what it's worth, next Weds was to be my last day at Grantland. Now it's today. Will forever be proud of the amazing work & friendships.
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6 years
I hate it when popular shows add new characters for no reason.
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8 years
This is just a note to say, watching this ignorant, gruesome monster be taken seriously on this stage makes me sad, nauseous, & depressed.
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6 years
I’ve never been more proud to co-host a podcast for an online media outlet.
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7 years
tfw when you are world champions
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7 years
This biggest job in the world is being done by the smallest man who ever lived.
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6 years
I would like to thank the 2017-2018 Philadelphia 76ers for teaching me how to love again.
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6 years
hi
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4 years
Colin.
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Colin Hanks
4 years
I’ve resorted to listening to podcasts at half speed just so I can pretend I’m trapped in a conversation with drunk people. Here is one of those conversations.
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Andy Greenwald
5 years
Also, on a more emo note, covering GAME OF THRONES -- in recaps, on podcasts, on HBO, on Twitter -- has been the most amazing joy and privilege. I will miss it!
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Andy Greenwald
6 years
...maybe never have a host?
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Andy Greenwald
7 years
My favorite parts of the five hour movie award show are always the long montages reminding us what movies are.
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Andy Greenwald
8 years
My daughter and I just went to the polls. Not to vote against someone but to vote for the first woman president. 🇺🇸It was awesome.🇺🇸
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Andy Greenwald
5 years
I will miss my friends talking about the show even more than the show itself.
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The Ringer
5 years
𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄𝘀 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗲. #GameofThrones is officially over but #TalkTheThrones continues! Join @ChrisRyan77 , @MalloryRubin , and @netw3rk as we explore and analyze the series FINALE!
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6 years
ATLANTA is the best show on television. (But MAISEL is really, really close don't @ me.)
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Andy Greenwald
7 years
Mostly I’m just glad that something finally went @SheaSerrano ’s way.
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7 years
I can't believe I'm doing this, but here are a series of tweets about Luke Skywalker: (1/)
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7 years
Embiid reading your Giannis and Porzingis thinkpieces like
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7 years
For years @MalloryRubin & @netw3rk have been number one in my heart. Now they are number one on Time Magazine's best podcast list for 2017. Pour the mead!
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Andy Greenwald
7 years
So now you're telling me that an electoral strategy of racist fearmongering, ending healthcare, cutting taxes for the wealthy, and shrugging at treason might *not* be feasible longterm? Huh.
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Andy Greenwald
5 years
Please send me your improved outlines of the episode that devote the correct amount of time to chronicling Arya’s thrilling journey from there to here. I’ll wait.
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Andy Greenwald
6 years
The 2019 Oscars.
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Andy Greenwald
6 years
Don’t know how you guys feel about websites but @ringer dot com — for whom I am proud to co-host a podcast — is currently on a heck of a run.
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Andy Greenwald
4 years
Jason is the smartest, funniest, kindest, best guy. I loved working with him and I am a fan forever! (Also, I reserve the right to text him and only him when I balk at spending hard-earned money on a 22-part X-Men crossover.)
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4 years
some personal news!
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4 years
A bummer.
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9 years
The fact that Sarah Silverman's dick jokes preceded the minions by an hour suggests a deep misunderstanding of audience and/or bedtimes.
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Andy Greenwald
9 years
Excited to announce I'm writing a book for the good people at @eccobooks . It'll be called HOW TO WATCH TV.
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Andy Greenwald
5 years
Lol you guys didn’t like that episode? OK.
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Andy Greenwald
6 years
Champagne for @ringer for this beautiful, comprehensive, thought-provoking package! (But real pain for whoever put SURVIVOR and TRUE DETECTIVE ahead of "Ozymandias" and "Pine Barrens.")
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6 years
They say never meet your heroes but fuck that: Always meet your heroes.
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9 years
I'm good. Have the book to write and some things to announce soon. Today is about the editors and staff who gave everything for all of us.
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Andy Greenwald
3 years
Show me the lie.
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UPROXX
3 years
'Citizen Kane' lost its perfect score on Rotten Tomatoes, making 'Paddington 2' the new greatest film of all-time
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5 years
MEGAN RAPINOE JUST WON THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION
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Andy Greenwald
6 years
There are people you follow on twitter and then there are people like @SheaSerrano who you’d follow into a burning building.
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Andy Greenwald
7 years
My TV Top 10 for 2017: 10. THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL 9. THE GOOD PLACE 8. INSECURE 7. TOP OF THE LAKE: CHINA GIRL 6. MINDHUNTER 5. GLOW 4. THE DEUCE 3. THE LEFTOVERS 2. THE YOUNG POPE 1. TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN
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E-A-G-L-E-S
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The New York Times
6 years
President Trump appears to have disinvited the Super Bowl-champion Philadelphia Eagles, who were scheduled to visit the White House on Tuesday
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Andy Greenwald
6 years
So much gratitude and so much to say at the end of this long and thrilling day but mostly I'm just happy you'll get to see how amazing @rosariodawson is in this thing. 🔥🔥🔥
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4 years
Do House of Balloons you coward
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5 years
As someone who only saw one of the nine best picture nominees — this one — I feel like the real winner here!
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6 years
Happy birthday, @ChrisRyan77 !
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Andy Greenwald
4 years
Gonna keep banging this drum: Don't buy books on Amazon. Remember that bookstore you loved browsing in? Call them instead. Remember the one that was an oasis in high school? Call them, order your parents something. They might even deliver it for you. SAVE BOOKSTORES.
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McNally Jackson
4 years
Dear New York, Please come back to our stores. Sales remain down over 50% and we need you to keep this bookselling gig going. We have so many wonderful books and booksellers, all we need is you. #BoxedOut #ShopIndie
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Andy Greenwald
4 years
Think of all the health benefits this could have bought for their employees. NO ON 22!
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Sam Harnett
4 years
Gig companies put another 9 million into the yes-on-prop-22 campaign yesterday. They're up to $199,433,381.28.
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