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@android4512doe

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Texan. American. Human. Just an average guy into guys. Widowed. Pissed and working through it all.

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Joined July 2022
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@BehaviorReturns @theonetimfrom91 @ClownWorld_ We, Hispanics, also decline your offer. Offer is now granted to Asians. Carry on.
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@Shuttlecock Why was it the lowest viewed Star Wars show?
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Here’s one more of us. We’re gonna spend the day together. Her three brothers just took off for the Vet.
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@JackDan110 @ThatOtherJJ I remember when “Transsexuals” was the correct word.
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@bennyjohnson Why does the RNC let this happen? Wait. I know. Is there an emoji for bending over????
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Now I’ve got Dexter with me!
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@Provokatov @AgingWhiteGay I still can’t wrap my brain around all this. It’s so awful.
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My friend’s dog, Marianne, is keeping me company while I still wait for power at my house.
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@Jim_Jordan Do something besides TWEETING/POSTING!
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Hurricane Beryl may have broken a lot, but the bitch helped me find my wedding band I lost over a year ago right after I lost Bruce. I know my baby boy is smiling down at me, thrilled for me. #Love
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@Provokatov Oooooo that hate headed your way 🤪🥸
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Happy Hump Day! ☀️
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@CraigChamberlin @libsoftiktok Women need to stop participating in anything involving a man pretending to be a woman. It’s that simple.
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@android4512doe
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@MicheleMuse5 Slept in my Duran Duran t shirt and woke up Hungry Like the Wolf.
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Guuuuuuuuuud mornin’! Some of you have asked for pics bc I haven’t posted any in a long time, so here you go! Have a great day!
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@tormenta4k Gay men who eat pussy are bisexuals. This isn’t anything new, you 🤡
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@AaronCr04135005 @ClownWorld_ First of all, that’s a “he”. Stop playing games. And second, he’s mocking women. Sad you don’t see that.
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To those who still eat PB&J: Do you PB on both slices? I’m just curious. I put creamy PB on one slice and crunchy on the other bc that’s how I like it. My jam of choice is Smuckers seedless blackberry, seedless boysenberry, or seedless raspberries. Sometimes it’s a
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@emiterraoficial @AidenDeanX Look, everyone! A man and a woman having sEx ! How progressive!
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@android4512doe
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Going #Shopping 🤪 Be back soon!
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I put my long lost wedding band on today for the first time. It’s nice to have it back on. It’s spent more time off than on, which is a long story, so now I gotta make up for lost time. Thanks again, Bruce. I love it! ❤️
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First calla lily of the season!
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@L__G__B Hee/Haw
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@natrinicle No. Never. It’s always been the number to the former place of employment. How could anyone expect you to have that kind of PERSONAL INFORMATION about SOMEONE ELSE from the PAST? Gimme a break! 🙄
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@Provokatov Isn’t “she” supposed to be covered up? 🤷🏻‍♂️ Aren’t we supposed to see just her eyes???
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@carthage_reigns @Oilfield_Rando No, he’s correct. 100% correct.
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Calling it an early night. Good night, gents! 😘❤️😈
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@johne_erhardt @JesseKellyDC Awe you got the sadz??
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@L__G__B @libsoftiktok No imagine being old and gay…. 😉🤣 You are not alone.
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I’m tellin’ ya, best time of year!
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Finally!
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Goodnight, beautiful people ❤️☮️😴🌙
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@catturd2 They’re going to cheat even more, even harder.
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@android4512doe
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My power is back on! Thank you everyone for your support! Special shoutout to @RonFL67 and @Alan1121156 who I was in contact with when I could find cell service. God bless you guys and everyone else, too! 🥰🫂❤️
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@ThatPhilosopat I’m sorry to hear this. We don’t interact much here, but I think about you and what’s been happening to you and I want you to know I pray for you and all my X friends. Hang in there! We’re all rooting for you! ❤️
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Thank you, sir. I have God, my folks, and sun block to thank!
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@redpilledhomo That’s too messed up. No gay man would want to experience that.
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Forgot to post these yesterday. Great sweets! #Crumbl
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I picked the wrong day to come back on X. Going to log back off. See you all next week or whenever……
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Good morning, beautiful people! Enjoy your Saturday!
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First time I’ve been rendered speechless. And I just log in, too. Logging back off. Have a great day, ladies and gentlemen.
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My roses are too!
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QT a picture that could be a painting. Barbados 2014
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QT a picture that could be a painting. My neighborhood.
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Good night, gents. Have a great weekend! 🩷
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@CBSNews She came out LESBIAN. SAY IT!
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@mirandadevine If I refuse to check out from my hotel room, THEY CALL THE POLICE! WTH? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@Provokatov The bathroom? Seriously? 😐
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@thewontonshawn I’m widowed and I’m neither happy nor unhappy. Where’s my button?🤪🥸😘 I’m just giving ya a hard time 😉
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@Provokatov McDonald’s is killing more trans (with their food) than the general public is 🙄
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NO LGB trending.
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Seriously?!? Eye contact issues??? BROUGHT A PARENT?!? Well, I guess that’s more business opportunities for us older people 🤷🏻‍♂️ I’m looking to switch things up, so now seems like a great time!
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My favorite: “Brought a parent to their interview”!
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@BenGaming108 @libsoftiktok @Starbucks This isn’t a far right or far left issue, you 🤡 It’s about decency. Seriously, WTH is wrong with you?
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Pure evil goodness from Costco.
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I remember when a person’s word, professionalism, compassion, and personality were all I ever needed. Every thing else is just noise.
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When I was a GP, I always wore something rainbow (badge, earrings, lanyard). Message to LGBTQ+ patient (whether out or not): you're safe with me. Banning rainbow-wearing means officially silencing minorities. Is opposite of common sense.
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No. No no no no …… NO!
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No, not at all.
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Does this video of Black women with guns offend you?
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Without saying what decade you were born in, what decade were you born in?
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Without saying what decade you were born in, what decade were you born in?
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I went through X withdrawals after Mother’s Day and a 12 hour shift today and I come home & poor @Oilfield_Rando is somewhere near tornadoes (praying for ya) @Provokatov is suspended, and some freak is staring in a video pleasuring himself w a gas pump! Think I’ll take my Xanax
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@ClownWorld_ $3.09 outside Houston.
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Drew Barrymore sucks ass!
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I hit my follow back limit for the day. I promise I’ll follow back as soon as X lets me! Have a great weekend!
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MASS DEPORTATIONS SHOULD BE TELEVISED! Imagine the ratings bonanza.
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Again, thanks for all the follows. I promise to follow back when X allows me to. I’m off to work. God bless and have a great weekend!
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@monkieboy99 Thirst trap and I’m here for it. Have a good workout.
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@pk13510 It’s worse when you’re in your 50s.
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I haven’t been on bc I was impacted by the hurricane. I still don’t have power. I wanted to thank @RonFL67 for your support during this time. It’s been great talking and texting with you whenever I could find service. It’s almost nonexistent in many areas. You’re super sweet and
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@big_figgot HEAR! HEAR! 🙌🏼
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@ClownWorld_ Her pets running away just gets me 🤣
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@GlobeScranton @WanderW83777213 @daniel_doubler @ClownWorld_ She’s the one who doesn’t know how to act in public.
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Can you think of a very attractive movie villain— male or female?
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Can you think of a very attractive movie villain--male or female?
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Me— a tall, terrifying, evil Android generated by Grok.
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I don’t. I’m different and it’s for one simple reason: Dentist rarely give patients “bad” news, if you get my drift. Doctors almost always do. I’ll take the pain of any dental procedure over the pain of bad news. *Footnote: I’m ok! No bad news from either! Carry on! 🩵
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Name an iconic duo from your childhood. Bo & Luke!
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Name an iconic duo from your childhood. Steve Austin & Jamie Sommers
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You must binge watch one TV show from the sixties or seventies...Which one is it?
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You must binge watch one TV show from the sixties or seventies...Which one is it? The Bionic Woman.
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And with this, I wish everyone a happy, wonderful Memorial Day weekend! Catch up with you next week! 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸🤍🇺🇸💙🇺🇸
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I'm selfish with my time, and I'm ok with it.
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Calling it an early night, beautiful ones! Enjoy the rest of your evening. Have fun! I mentioned this earlier to a friend on here, so I’m sorry for repeating myself, but everyone better laugh at life first before life laughs at you! ☮️❤️🫂
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I was listening to the score to this all morning, so of course I had to rewatch it. Beautiful score, beautiful movie.
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Good night, gents. Have a great night and a great tomorrow 🫂😘❤️
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Good morning!
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Hey Benny! It’s not intimidation that’s your problem. You are waaaaay too sensitive and you have ZERO work ethic! #BelowDeckDownUnder
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Rose of Sharon finally blooming!
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Goodnight! Till tomorrow, sexy MFs ❤️
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Pretty good. Nothing amazing. It’s like regular Cookies and Cream except it has a slight tang to it to mimic the cream cheese taste.
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@BeingArush @AMAZlNGNATURE I wanna know what the cat being chased did!
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@ClownWorld_ Blue Titanium Pizza!
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Tastier 😋😋
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@Scott_Haefs Thank you. It’s probably not the best time of year to grow a beard, but at the glacial pace my face hair grows, I may have something resembling a beard by Fall 😉
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In a gif, who was your first concert?
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In a gif, who was your first concert?
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@amalieskram I’m Hispanic and we’ve actually been questioning the “Latina clout” of many female celebrity Hispanics for decades. It’s one of the longest running jokes in our community.
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