Simmo @andrewthomas12 Twitter profile

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@andrewthomas12

2 years

2022 has been a belter - But finding out 5 days before christmas that i passed all my assessments and finally made it in to the fire service is the cherry on top. What a buzz 🧑‍🚒

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@andrewthomas12

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Surgery complete🤕 Fractured ankle, snapped ankle ligaments, chipped bone and a broken leg. Thanks to everybody who has wished me well and a massive thanks to the physios and staff of both @Harpenden_Town and @LondonLions_ in assisting me. I’ll be back stronger 💚💛

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@andrewthomas12

10 years

Nanny Pat gets invited to more parties than i do

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@andrewthomas12

2 years

London - Amsterdam.. Completed it mate😎

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@andrewthomas12

3 years

@MaxGreen98 😂😂😂 fantastic exchange. They’ll be working in tesco soon complaining they’re over qualified

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@andrewthomas12

4 years

If you’ve waited all this time for boozers to open and order a fosters as your first pint. You need to have a long hard look at yourself

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@andrewthomas12

4 years

Looks like hatfield town centre

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@andrewthomas12

4 years

4:30 and not pissed up in the boozer, what a shit year

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@andrewthomas12

10 years

Knew Malia would ruin me! 😂 http://t.co/RNhTIriVYc

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@andrewthomas12

2 years

I do this on a saturday and get called a shit cunt

Liverpool FC

@LFC

2 years

Relentless Robbo 👊

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@andrewthomas12

11 years

Prom tonight xxx http://t.co/wxehjPnHo4

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@andrewthomas12

2 years

Pre season ☑️ Roll on Tuesday, big season ahead⚽️

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@andrewthomas12

2 years

Clean sheet, massive shift, 3 points, @MickeyShutts96 masterclass. All under the lights. What a dream start to the season 😍⚽️ @Harpenden_Town

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@andrewthomas12

3 years

Arrivederci its one on one 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@andrewthomas12

5 years

Trust my sister to arrange her wedding for it to be on deadline day😨 and to make it worse she’s marrying a Chelsea fan, massive L

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@andrewthomas12

2 years

Cycled 100 miles today, after doing 153 across the 2 days before, and 88 tomorrow. i dont give a shit im actually buzzing, thats mental 🚴🏼‍♂️💨

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@andrewthomas12

6 years

Few players missing, gaffa in goal against unbeaten top of the league - dominated the whole game and took it to them, everybody knows we were the better side. very unlucky tonight @HatfieldTownFC proud of that performance from the boys 🔵⚽️

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@andrewthomas12

2 years

Nice kick about with the lads today⚽️

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@andrewthomas12

10 years

Note to self: dont walk into poles.. http://t.co/zDoMNT2dEU

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@andrewthomas12

1 month

Its good to be back +3⚽️💚💛 @Harpenden_Town

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@andrewthomas12

3 years

I dont get it, when someone runs on the pitch the cameras cut. But a players drops down seriously ill and we get to see the whole lot? Shambles from the BBC

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@andrewthomas12

3 years

Costs more than that i think

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@jas_mckenna

3 years

might go parklife just for 50 cent

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@andrewthomas12

10 years

This actually had me in tears😂😭 http://t.co/QCtHxftSyQ

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@andrewthomas12

5 years

Wish they’d scrap interviewing players as soon as the whistle goes. Henderson missing out on a once in a lifetime celebration to talk bollocks to an old fella, let the players celebrate

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@andrewthomas12

3 years

Lets gooo⚽️💨

Harpenden Town FC

@Harpenden_Town

3 years

NEW SIGNING! We are delighted to announce @andrewthomas12 has joined the club from London Colney FC. The defender joins having impressed in the recent fixture between the two teams and goes straight into the squad for tomorrow’s fixture at New Salamis. #oneteamonetown 🟡🟢🦌

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@andrewthomas12

4 months

Up the fucking town @Harpenden_Town

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@andrewthomas12

2 years

Boshhh💨 not bad for the day after 80 mins at rwb. training in full swing now, 8 weeks to go #LDN2AMS

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@andrewthomas12

4 years

Shes taking home the match ball 3/3 🤝

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@andrewthomas12

3 years

Up the fucking wood

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@andrewthomas12

6 years

2 wins in a row and 2 clean sheets since working 1-2-1 with @bennyboy009 massive improvement in my game and confidence. Been drilling close control and attacking quality. Show him some love! @StMargaretsbury @thecoldend @TonyIncenzo @NathanJHobley @max10mitch @HatfieldTownFC

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@andrewthomas12

10 years

Happy birthday Jamie, would do anything to have you back. Words cant describe how much you are missed! ❤️ http://t.co/UKyPmHZBGR

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@andrewthomas12

5 years

Proper Scaff, thick but funny as fuck😂

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@andrewthomas12

4 months

Shit at football, quality at opening gates. Roll on next season 🟢🟡

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@MickeyShutts96

4 months

Wasn’t the result the boys wanted last night, but that’s football! At least me and @andrewthomas12 have a new role at @Harpenden_Town best gate keepers you’ve ever seen🟢🟡👀⚽️😂

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@andrewthomas12

4 years

Chin her and bill her for a new jumper the scruffy little cow

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@EFCFC10

4 years

What you doing in this situation?

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@andrewthomas12

1 year

Hope i played well

Codicote FC

@FC_Codicote

1 year

Belstone's match day program for today Anagrams Qrt Final... showing Codicote squad for today.. 🙈

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@andrewthomas12

11 months

Next stop Lens 🔴

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@andrewthomas12

2 years

Arsenal win, city draw, harpenden win and @JakeAnthony1998 scoring 2.. what a weekend of football 😍

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@andrewthomas12

6 years

3 points in the bag, about time ⚽️🔵 @HatfieldTownFC

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@andrewthomas12

3 years

Some scumbag stole my van keys with no idea of what van or where its parked? now im having to shell out £300 on a new set. Some people are just born to be cunts

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@andrewthomas12

6 years

Woke up to the news of Swedish house mafia being officially back together😍 happy fucking Friday

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@andrewthomas12

6 years

Derby day win, and what a way to do it⚽️🔴⚫️ @StMargaretsbury

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@andrewthomas12

3 years

If arsenal lose tonight i’ll give it a go

SportsCenter

@SportsCenter

3 years

Would you try this? 😱😳 (via kilianbron/Instagram)

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@andrewthomas12

4 years

A short story...

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@andrewthomas12

4 years

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@andrewthomas12

11 months

Incredible. If you’re going to watch anything today, let it be this🗣️

Norwich City FC

@NorwichCityFC

11 months

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁. Check in on those around you. #WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

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@andrewthomas12

2 years

Guy next to me in the van has just done a ham sandwich, flaming hot crisps, coffee and a redbull all before 7:15. Where do they find these people

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@andrewthomas12

3 years

Wouldn’t last 5 minutes in the smoking area in that

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@andrewthomas12

3 years

Come if you can, RT if you cant💙

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@andrewthomas12

2 years

Gone down way too easy for me

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@andrewthomas12

7 years

Won 7-3, goalkeeper notching, 22 man scrap no red cards and everyone shakes hands at the end. I love sunday football😂

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@andrewthomas12

4 years

Saunders on point tonight, up the AL10

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@andrewthomas12

10 years

Wearing huaraches with a hospital gown, i feel like a girl going to a rave

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@andrewthomas12

3 years

Only 20 games into the season and i’ve had 2 black eyes, head glued and concussion twice. God bless the spartan

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@andrewthomas12

4 years

Shock the fireworks at wembley are red🎣

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@andrewthomas12

3 years

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@andrewthomas12

10 years

How can a woman at work say "you look like how i feel" 😩 hope you felt like a million dollars you rude bitch

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@andrewthomas12

2 years

Bissouma fist pumping the crowd after playing 10 mins, drawing 2-2 and got a chelsea shirt in his hand. The games gone😫😂

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@andrewthomas12

2 years

Tricky reds in manc🔴

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@andrewthomas12

3 years

The BBC are complete and utter scum. Up there with the Sun newspaper.

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@andrewthomas12

4 years

Me at the petrol station at 4am June 22nd waiting to get a bottle of red

Defected Records

@DefectedRecords

4 years

Bringing this back to your timeline... because, why not? 🕺

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@andrewthomas12

4 months

This is @JakeAnthony1998 world, we’re just living in it ⚽️

Harpenden Town FC

@Harpenden_Town

4 months

🚀 PICK THAT OUT The Leverstock Green keeper had no chance of stopping Jake Anthony's ferociously-struck second goal Skipper for the night, a hat-trick, and he lifted the trophy with club captain Ryan Plowright after the final whistle Rocket shots sponsored by @PoweredZappaty

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@andrewthomas12

4 years

Dunno who needs to hear this but if you do wheelies in the middle of the road, ur mums a hoe

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@andrewthomas12

26 days

After the weekend i’ve just had, get yourself covered lads. It’s true you never think its going to be you until it is😫

Josh - Football Injury Cover ⚽️

@JoshInjuryCover

3 months

Your playing football at the weekend. You get absolutely crunched and do your ACL. £6000 could be in your account days later. Softening the blow of having to take time off work to recover. EVERY player should have this! ‘It won’t happen to me though’

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@andrewthomas12

4 years

No idea who you are but Im dead pleased you tested negative, maybe put the right number down next time tho..

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@andrewthomas12

7 years

What a battle today, love winning late on. Tidy 3pts on the road⚽️ @HatfieldTownFC

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@andrewthomas12

5 years

75 mins in the tank. Couple beers and Chinese as a reward, proper athlete me

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@andrewthomas12

2 years

Says the guy who got done for racial abuse.. hope you get the boot from talkSPORT for this you cabbage

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@andrewthomas12

10 years

HTFC⚽️ http://t.co/5S4bA8iKPw

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@andrewthomas12

3 years

Broken down on the m25.. giving me time to reflect on how much i fucking hate the m25

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@andrewthomas12

9 months

Another quiet night in Watford 🤥🔥

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@andrewthomas12

3 years

Bleached my barnet to look like gazza, if we lose im gonna feel like a right prat for a good month or so🤕

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@andrewthomas12

4 years

Managed to get out on the field and spray a few passes about. What a feeling😍⚽️

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@andrewthomas12

4 years

Seems like ages ago everyone was booting a load of bog roll around their living rooms

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@andrewthomas12

4 years

Luiz played a blinder today, even nailed the post match interview 🤝

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@andrewthomas12

5 years

Nothing quite like 4 days in Benidorm to really kick start pre season fitness 🤮

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@andrewthomas12

6 years

Good luck today @max10mitch & the @StMargaretsbury lads. You deserve to be in a cup final this season🔴

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@andrewthomas12

2 years

Loved being back under the lights, great workout. Lets keep it rolling⚽️🙌🏼

Harpenden Town FC

@Harpenden_Town

2 years

Full Time Harpenden Town 1-2 @stalbanscityfc Plenty of positives to take against a very strong St Albans side. Thanks to everyone from Harpenden and St Albans who turned up. #oneteamonetown 🟡🟢🦌

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@andrewthomas12

4 years

Imagine Boris comes out at 8pm and announces the signing of Buendia to arsenal

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@andrewthomas12

5 years

How you meant to double the black up the table if hes got his digits up your ass?

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@andrewthomas12

4 years

Thanks @Msummers90 & @JamesUpson_ for the nomination. Join the challenge of posting a footy pic, once nominated u have 24hrs to post picture of yourself as a player or donate £30 to charity Tag 5 people. @JayWelsh92 @Daniel_Staples @kosibasden @Stevo1085 @mattNoot_17

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@andrewthomas12

4 years

Self isolation round 2 after 3 days of being back on site, 2021 gonna be a belter i can feel it 🤥

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@andrewthomas12

10 years

Must be having such a good night out if your snapchat story is 100+ seconds

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@andrewthomas12

2 years

3 points✅ Clean sheet ✅ @MickeyShutts96 doing more running than me?🥴✅

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@andrewthomas12

10 years

Welwyn and hatfield times fully mugging me off😭 http://t.co/9jJ7ZH1Oaw

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@andrewthomas12

3 years

All Bwood today aint we

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@andrewthomas12

11 years

Girls if you think period pains are bad, go do a slide tackle on astro turf then get back to me

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@andrewthomas12

12 years

Happy valentines day http://t.co/yspmF34m

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@andrewthomas12

3 years

90 mins in the gym this morning ☑️ Sub 22 5k in the evening ☑️ Ready for a strong finish to the season⚽️💨

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@andrewthomas12

3 years

Ah yes lets go back to a time where there were about 2/3 deaths a day on site, u dopey bastard

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@andrewthomas12

4 years

announcement at 4pm, then 5pm then any time from 5pm, then dont expect it any time before 6pm fuck me the geezer is a clown 🤡

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@andrewthomas12

5 years

Early finish on a Friday, you love to see it

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@andrewthomas12

10 years

There is nothing as devastating as dropping your biscuit in your tea

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@andrewthomas12

1 year

Huge job for my first involvement in real incident based response, mental to see the devastation first hand. Really feel for all the owners of the businesses😦

Herts Fire & Rescue

@HFRS

1 year

Drone footage from the ongoing Baldock fire. The incident is now scaling down but Hertfordshire Fire & Rescue Service will remain on scene for some time. If you live nearby, please keep your windows shut and avoid the area.