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neither funny nor hot so what are you even doing here — interests include ✈️🌮🍕🌈🚞🍦🗺️🌱🍃🌤️🎭🗽📬

Brooklyn, NY
Joined September 2009
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8 months
hell of a year, my people
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3 years
how do i know the new associate is gay?
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@andrew9ndrew
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1 year
broke my gunnison cherry!! lowkey I get the hype
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2 months
pride pole swap?
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3 years
@VICE can he do the US next
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4 years
@enews LOL WHAT IS THIS PHOTO
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3 years
@giltweetsstuff @alex_abads arguably the worst stretch of street in the 5 boroughs
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3 years
stop gassing up hots online who are actually pricks IRL challenge
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5 months
gm I’m not here I’m at my desk
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4 years
otters and twinks and BEARS oh my!
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4 months
hello from my arm veins
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forcing colleagues to memorialize
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3 years
boyfriend content 🫂
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5 years
biiiiiiitch I’m blessed
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1 year
a rando on sniffies saw it first
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@islandthembo
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post a pic where your body tea was insane
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3 years
it's a star is born, vodka cran and dua leading the way for me
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20 days
@AP prettttty sure brands and agencies can spend their media dollars however they like
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4 years
this whole drinking in the street thing should stick around a while
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4 years
you're all chaotic bottoms enough with these grids
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5 years
Yeah I looked cute last night
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@andrew9ndrew
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4 years
I. JUST. DON'T. HAVE. TIME.
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For those taking notes at home, here’s a list of things I don’t have time for: 1. That.
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2 years
i found the perpetrator!! this man walks around bushwick blasting evanescence at least once a week lmaoooo
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4 years
i went for a lil walk
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2 years
hey
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3 years
national boyfriend day awwwwww
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3 years
3x3 is 9 and 9 is my lucky number so I think 33 is gonna be a good one 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
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3 years
my legs are very sore from four 15K+ step days and shakin my ass for the four subsequent nights
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2 years
the gay flight attendant isn’t giving me attention and I’m getting a little mad
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3 years
get the shoes baby, get the shoes
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3 years
i took basically 0 pictures this weekend but this was a cute moment ❤️‍🔥
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3 years
sometimes I still think about how no one nominated me for the ice bucket challenge
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2 years
buenos dias
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4 years
@Reidiculouz “sure why not”
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2 years
yay cheers 🥂
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1 year
until the walls etc etc (he's 23 dw)
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@andrew9ndrew
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2 years
it’s so nice and cool out this morning!!!
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@andrew9ndrew
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3 years
i cooked today too I made baked ziti
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4 years
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4 years
@CollinsforGA WHAT ARE THESE VOCALS
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1 year
Good evening and welcome aboard @airfrance flight 23! CDG is not our final destination, but this 19 year old @Boeing 77W will be flying us across the Atlantic before we continue on to Budapest. This flight set us back a mere 55K Amex points, transferred to Flying Blue, +$200
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3 years
@Reuters "NYC workers" who come into the city from other states and counties
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4 years
the tea when you see someone's truvada bottle in the bathroom with their real name on it 👀
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4 months
not the 11 year old in my office for the day, out of no where, letting out a huge sigh and saying "how do you all work all day! i could NEVER" same kid
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7 years
@CNN I wonder how much he'll profit personally off of all that
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5 years
Don’t @ me
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3 years
date night last night 💞 @tcpennell
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1 year
major jump scare
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3 months
best pilots everrrrrr @Delta
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4 years
umm am I gorgeous??!
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3 years
the 30-minute window before leaving for the airport is some of the most unhinged and chaotic moments of panic that i've ever known
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1 year
sanctioned swim attire
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4 years
@ChuckGrassley hun you have NOT earned the right to call anyone an icon
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2 years
i look like a hot person in these!!
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3 years
heyyyy @Twitter if you could figure out a way to separate people's media tabs into a) user uploaded content *cough* selfies and b) gifs/other media... that'd be neat
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2 years
being at the eagle when all the lights come on is something I never aspire to do again
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@andrew9ndrew
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4 years
we couldn’t even anticipate the content opportunities @ kaaterskill falls
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2 years
thanks @vanityfairtote for making me look cute
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2 years
night 11/11 😍
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2 years
Good Morning and welcome aboard @Delta flight 351 with nonstop service to LAX. I will be sitting in an updated delta one cabin (!!) on this 21 year old @Boeing 767-400ER. She is a BEAUT!
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2 years
“thanks @delta !!” - @badgirlryerye
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@andrew9ndrew
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3 years
FINALLY pulled the plug and subscribed to the gold version of @flightradar24 - get ready for so many more plane things
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2 months
just a taste 🇮🇹🤌🏻
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4 years
cute pics alert!!
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2 years
10 years ago today, the human trash bag to your left moved into an $890/month bedroom in hells kitchen with no windows or air conditioning pictured right—same trash, just older, a little wiser and I have AC now thank you, New York, to the next decade 🥂
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3 years
@tytypiket every. single. one.
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2 years
errands on a summer Friday 👋🏼
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4 years
@desmonddabomb desmond this is main
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3 years
happy 20something-th birthday to my sweet @hallemcberry 💞 love you, belle of the ball
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2 years
made SEVEN DOLLARS ($7) via dividends in 2021 and the tax documents are 9 pages lmao
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2 years
my love!!!! 💗 greatest year ever
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3 years
I think I blacked out from ouid last night cuz when I checked my email this morning it said I bought $95 worth of boxer shorts with pockets from an Instagram ad... so
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5 years
k so Vancouver is BEAUTIFUL
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@andrew9ndrew
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2 years
Good afternoon and welcome aboard our final flight of the year! N706TW is the 25 year old 757-2Q8 operating as DL325 and flying us home to JFK. As the transcon workhorse, she is fitted with 16 lay flat Delta One pods, two of which are ours for the next 4.5 hours!
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A very good morning and welcome aboard @Delta airlines flight 487 with service to SFO. This 22-year old @BoeingAirplanes 767-300ER has been retrofitted with the “updated” (basically just a new seat) delta one cabin, as well premium select
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7 years
@CNN he sounds like a scared little girl. sad!
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1 year
did you know we’re in Stockholm?
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3 years
camping with besties and ml 🏕
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4 months
make me chief snack officer you won’t regret it
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5 years
look at this gaggle ❤️
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5 years
hot gay summer lasts all year
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5 years
Ptown tea coming through with those viewssss
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3 years
(•_•) <) )╯Three / \ \(•_•) ( (> Day / \ (•_•) <) )> Weekend / \
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2 years
all these disney cigarettes up in arms about walt daddy funding don't say gay... is it your first day here?
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