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Andrej

2 months

After my short hiatus I have regrettably come to the conclusion that I can no longer find it morally excusable to continue using this site, which has in my view been taken over by a malevolent actor with the intention of furthering far-right interests across the globe.

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3 years

My mum is visiting this weekend and she has taken the absolute best photo of the cats.

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1 year

Whoever it was on here who noted that he stands like the front end of a centaur, I have not been able to unsee it ever since

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1 year

perfect posture

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6 years

Are there photos of Macron where he *doesn't* look like a Bond villain?

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3 months

It is 2004, the internet is a decentralised and distributed global network, designed so that no single weak point can take down the whole thing It is 2024, most of the world relies on the same three companies, so one single weak point regularly disables half the world’s systems

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4 years

Politics is awful, so have a few pictures of my favourite animal: the noble viscacha

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2 years

Now I'm losing the huile d'olive

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BBC News (UK)

2 years

Olive oil prices to rise as heatwave hits production

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11 months

I scaled the Prime Ministers to their terms in office

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Lewis Goodall

11 months

All of the former prime ministers (and Rishi Sunak) gathered at the cenotaph,

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5 months

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BBC News (UK)

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Slot machines to go cashless as debit cards allowed

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1 year

So that's two people arrested for Sycamore Gap... just one more and they'll have the tree fellers they're after

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Andrej

3 years

I am the very model of a Russian Major General My standing in the battlefield is growing quite untenable My forces, though equipped and given orders unequivocal Did not expect the fight to be remotely this reciprocal

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thaddeus e. grugq

3 years

Writing prompt: I am the very model of a Russian Major General

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Andrej

8 months

The fact that the Prime Minister is allowed to go on what is fast becoming the governing party’s own TV channel and, unchallenged, deliver what is essentially an election address is just utterly nuts. Makes a mockery of having broadcast rules in the first place.

@GBNEWS

GB News

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'Labour simply don't have a plan. If you don't have a plan, you can't deliver any change.' Rishi Sunak greets the GB News People's Forum in County Durham. #GBNPeoplesForum 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604 🔓 Become a GB News Member:

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2 years

Interesting part of the 2005 election Question Time when the audience were having a go at Tonty for the 48 hour target for GP appointments meaning they were being forced to book appointments sooner than they wanted them...

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5 months

. @AndrewGarethP just reminded me of this one, which has to be up there with the best of them

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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚

5 months

what's the funniest moment on live TV you've ever seen😭

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3 years

I used to have a tank brigade but now I have lost several My fresh assaults are faltering with battleplans extemporal I can't recover vehicles but farmers in a tractor can It's all becoming rather reminiscent of Afghanistan

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3 years

My ordnance is the best but only half my missiles make it there I would have thought by now that we would be controllers of the air But at the rate the snipers work my time here is ephemeral I am the very model of a Russian Major General

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4 months

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Politics UK

4 months

🚨 BREAKING: A second Tory candidate, Laura Saunders, is being investigated by the Gambling Commission over a bet placed on the election date [ @BBCNews ]

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4 years

my plans: 2020:

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10 months

Was quite amused by this present from my brother 😛

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1 year

Putin’s advisors waking him up last night

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4 months

It just hit me how absurd it is that we’re a day out from polling day and the governing party’s prevailing message is “don’t destroy us, please, have mercy”

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1 year

Getting real Dishonored vibes from this, dunno why

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@JAHeale

James Heale

1 year

Theresa May’s parliamentary painting just dropped

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Andrej

4 months

I think TV debates are an imported Americanism we could do without

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Andrej

2 years

This view is astoundingly common on the trad right but it fundamentally misunderstands NIMBYism. You could plan the nicest looking streets and buildings in the world and people would still veto them if it threatens the view over their emotional support disused Safeway car park

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Ben 🇬🇧

2 years

Want to defeat NIMBYism? Build beautiful

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5 months

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@kateferguson4

Kate Ferguson

6 months

London Mayoral race update.... Sounds like Tory Susan Hall is ahead in the voting in Camden / Barnet patch A Ulez bounce?

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2 years

I don't want to say we didn't realise how good we had it, but it's certainly a fascinating contrast with today's situation where you're lucky if you can get a GP appointment at all...

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10 months

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@tomhfh

Tom Harwood

10 months

Expectation management of No10 this eve has been magnificent. Flying Graham Stuart back to make things look like they are on the brink makes the win tonight look all the more seismic. It makes the PM’s authority look stronger even if No10 never believed things were in doubt.

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Andrej

4 months

Whenever I see those on the right resorting to this sort of rank classism about Rayner, I take heart in the fact that the last time they did this about a Labour deputy leader, he ended up serving as deputy PM for a decade.

@JackHadders

Jack Hadfield 🇬🇧

4 months

The costalivin the Torehs the Torehs the Liz Truss the windfall tax it’s disGOSTIN

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Andrej

1 year

the american mind cannot comprehend this

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@chrislhayes

Chris Hayes

1 year

This is completely insane.

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Andrej

6 months

A 5-month fall! Impressive. Now to take a big sip of tea and look at the big picture...

@JohnGlenUK

Rt Hon John Glen MP

6 months

We’ve seen the biggest 5-month fall in overall NHS waiting lists in over a decade, outside the pandemic. Since September, overall NHS waiting lists have decreased by almost 200,000. With an extra £2.4 billion announced at the budget, we’re delivering on our shared priorities.

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Andrej

8 months

Authorities say they're investigating a shell company

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@BBCNews

BBC News (UK)

8 months

Probe into claims of snail farm in old BHS building

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Andrej

11 months

Tonty standing there like

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Andrej

6 months

I just can’t get over how this was an entirely unforced error and he apparently just woke up on Thursday and decided to implode his own premiership

@KieranPAndrews

Kieran Andrews

@KieranPAndrews

6 months

EXC: Humza Yousaf is preparing to quit as Scotland’s first minister after coming to the conclusion that his position is no longer tenable

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Andrej

4 years

The Jenkins Commission (1998)

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7 months

If they don’t call the football regulator Ofside I will be very disappointed in them

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4 months

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@christopherhope

Christopher Hope📝

@christopherhope

4 months

NEW @GBNEWS viewers break for Labour in new JL Partners survey Labour has extended its lead over the Conservatives from 11 points to 21 points among @GBNEWS viewers, with Labour on 46%, the Tories on 25%, and Reform UK on 18% of the vote. Labour 46 % (up 7%) Conservative 25 %

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4 months

They chose today to do a betting advert...

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2 years

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Scott Bryan

2 years

The Ian Wright “solidarity” news resulted in a BBC Breaking News alert.

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Andrej

2 years

I wish I could remember who first described Bitcoin as Dunning-Krugerrands because all I remember is that it was pretty early on and it was just perfectly withering as a description for the crypto phenomenon as a whole

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Andrej

4 years

smh train conductors shouldn't have to deal with bullion in the workplace

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BBC News (UK)

4 years

Efforts are being made to track down owner of more than 3kg of gold left on a train 💰

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Andrej

3 years

Okay since this has rather exploded, I'll answer a few common questions: They are sisters, their names are Maisie (left) and Morag (right), they are ragdoll cats & they are just over 6 months old! I have set up an Instagram if anyone wants to follow them:

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Andrej

2 years

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@AdamBienkov

Adam Bienkov

2 years

Penny Mordaunt says she will bring "the white heat of modernisation" to government.

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Andrej

2 years

Does any country's older generation openly hate its young quite as much as ours?

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Times Radio

2 years

"Places like Italy in particular or Germany, they don't actually aspire necessarily to own their own home they’re quite happy to rent." This Somerset Tory activist says young people need to be more realistic about their dreams of home ownership. @Jo_Crawford for #TimesRadio

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Andrej

5 years

What if we put one fish in one end of the fish tube, and another fish into the other end of the fish tube, and turned it into the large haddock collider?

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Andrej

6 months

The Tories' governing strategy, 2024

@BrynleyHeaven

Brynley Heaven

6 months

Officials under govt pressure to sell off token plot of HS2 before election to create rhetorical trap for Labour (which is bound to impress the voters!)

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Andrej

6 years

So I don't have anything particular to hawk in my 5 minutes of Twitter fame, but if you can spare some coin for the good people over at @MSF , pls consider it ❤️

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Andrej

5 years

We all need a bit of levity at the moment - what's your favourite video on the whole internet? You know, the one you go back to when you need cheering up... I'll start:

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2 years

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@ndrlee

Neil Lee

2 years

Striking how many of the UK's problems are related to a failure to invest (1/n) 1. Home insulation -> higher energy bills

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6 months

I again remind people what the Tories were saying after the 1996 local elections…

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Beth Rigby

6 months

HARLOW: Con HOLD (Maj down 11 to 1) Tory source: "Tough night [but] clear absolutely no love for KS" >>Tories performance dire. Cld lose up to half seats based on results in (c500 losses) BUT Lab gaining half Tory losses as seats go to others. Cld b Qs abt Lab sealing the deal..

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Andrej

2 years

This is beginning to feel less "NHS in crisis" and more "systemic societal collapse"

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Lizzie Dearden

2 years

Exclusive: Armed police are being sent to save the lives of people in cardiac arrest because ambulances “can’t cope” with demand Officers are spending up to a third of their time on non-policing matters, HM Chief Inspector of Constabulary told me

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Andrej

9 months

I don’t think the Doomsday Clock should get headlines any more

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Sky News

9 months

The Doomsday Clock remains at 90 seconds to midnight, the experts predicting the likelihood of a global catastrophe have said Full story ⬇️

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Andrej

1 year

Amusingly @AndrewGarethP has found this very similar reaction from Robin Hodgson in the wake of the 1996 local elections (featuring a youthful @jonsopel !)

@JohnJCrace

John Crace

1 year

‘I don’t see any enthusiasm for Labour,’ says Greg Hands after Labour win two by elections and overturn 20,000 + Tory majorities. Finger on the pulse

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4 months

[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like Rishi Sunak flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Rishi Sunak: is that good

@DamianSurvation

Damian Lyons Lowe

@DamianSurvation

4 months

Current feeling in the Survation office. Maybe don’t look up, or do, I dunno.

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1 year

I think I’m right in saying she’s run the hairdresser in Parliament basically since it was converted from the old men-only barber, she’s lovely, and it’s actually really nice that she’s been recognised for her work.

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Politics UK

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🚨 | BREAKING: Boris Johnson has given an OBE to his... hairdresser Apparently, it's for "parliamentary service"

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Andrej

11 months

@ttmfrwts Oh no, she's in there

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Andrej

2 years

Guido journos at every photo of Starmer in a car for the next 2 years

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Andrej

3 months

I hate to say it, but is it possible that the oversaturation of polls before the election has actually made the hackneyed Peter Hitchens meme come true? What if the repeated assertion that Labour were going to win big actually *did* influence the public’s behaviour?

@ProfTimBale

Tim Bale

3 months

Wow: over half of those who decided to vote for the Greens made up their mind in the last few days or on polling day itself. Perhaps they were just waiting to make absolutely sure that Labour were going to win anyway, rendering it safe to do so; but, really, who knows?

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Andrej

3 months

Lindsay Hoyle in the dark fortress of Barad-Dûr, there

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Andrej

2 months

The Human Centipede (2009)

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Andrej

1 year

Sorry, they just need to be banned. Breed-specific legislation is a blunt instrument but I don't see any alternative when you have killing machines like this roaming around. The sheer number of examples suggests it isn't just a few bad apples - they're just dangerous dogs.

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The Mirror

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Two XL bully dogs kill 22 sheep in savage attack after escaping from their home

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10 months

@PageSix Immortan Jay

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1 year

What a difference 4 years makes!

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1 year

Swollen eyes, a hunchback and claw-like hands: What remote-workers will look like by 2100

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2 years

Using this site as an average user is really starting to feel like a peasant trying to live with the increasingly insane whims of a mad king. Until recently there were just unnerving rumours from the castle, but now the fields are being painted purple and cows have been outlawed.

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Andrej

11 months

@fesshole Meaning you took them if you *weren’t* drunk, right?

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Andrej

4 years

He must really hate this guy then, he sold it so well...

@TelePolitics

Telegraph Politics

4 years

🔴 The Brexit divorce deal is "contradictory" and must be rewritten to protect the Union, Boris Johnson will tell EU leaders on Tuesday

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Andrej

2 years

The Badger/Mushroom theory of Prime Ministers predicted the final in this leadership race. Churchill🦡 Attlee🦡 Churchill🦡 Eden🦡 Macmillan🦡 Douglas-Home🦡 Wilson🦡 Heath🦡 Wilson🦡 Callaghan🦡 Thatcher🦡 Major🦡 Blair🍄 Brown🍄 Cameron🦡 May🦡 Johnson🦡 Truss/Sunak🦡

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1 year

@feedthedrummer Thought I had a good one but it seems it’s cheating because there is apparently literally no public transport to the village I thought of any more so anywhere to there kind of wins

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Andrej

11 months

@The149thBishop When I created it they were 1 pixel width = 10 days in office, hence Truss got 5 pixels. I think the translation to Twitter has resized it somewhat but I think it should all still be in proportion.

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Andrej

2 years

Heartening to see such joy, but it also reminds me of the Ukrainians deported to the far reaches of Russia, the children forcibly adopted to Russian families in the meantime, and the many killed civilians, who will never know the joy of liberation. They must not be forgotten.

@Kateryna_Kruk

Kateryna_Kruk

2 years

Nothing beats this happiness of liberated people.

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@Mendelpol

Jack Mendel ✍️

9 months

The BBC could cause serious harm to local news publishers who cannot compete with the national broadcaster, the chief of trade body News Media Association has warned.

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@strawhousefilms

Francis Lee

@strawhousefilms

2 years

Make your gay characters complex. Problematic. Nasty fuckers who do bad things. Unapologetic. Evil. Manipulative. Unlikeable. Three dimensional. Villainous. Not just the ‘cute’ teens holding hands.

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Andrej

2 years

@Yeegrek @cooIboobs *14 years, but basically this

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Andrej

2 years

🔒RT Thinking about that time Peter Bottomley said the quiet part out loud

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8 months

This one. It’s one of the best things that’s ever happened.

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Andrej

6 months

"We've angered the Greens by mistake"

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@JAHeale

James Heale

6 months

Another vintage Humza Yousaf quote today re the Greens: “I didn’t mean, and didn’t intend, to make them as angry as they clearly are.”

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