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Washington, DC
Joined August 2020
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Death is a Mug's Game.
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Nancy Pelosi's son in law with Qshaman, as seen on TV.
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During #AlexJones 's Defamation Trial, Attorney Kyle Farrar asked InfoWars Host @OwenShroyer about an ad for #INSTAHARD , a product not sold by #Infowars in any shape or form but appearing on Mr. Farrar's computer as a personalized targeted ad from @Google . Which is hilarious.
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"You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body."
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@IanCrossland Saint Nicholas not only existed, he literally slapped Saint Arius. #neverforget
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@linusgsebastian Okay so you don't like elon. Ok.
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@AdamCrigler He looks like an american POW in a North Korean mind control camp.
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@RexHuppke Are you a liar or a delusional psychopath? I can't tell if you actually believe the propaganda you're peddling.
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Just got 30 days on FB for this old post from last August. Some really exciting new illuminati psyop must be coming in the next few weeks.
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Note to self, medieval beekeeper is the look.
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We all knew what this was from the start.
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@ksorbs @AdamCrigler You hit the nail on the head.
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Do you want to live in a Van Gough down by the river?
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Propaganda is art for a reason.
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@AdamCrigler we used to call being woke #illuminated and I think we're about to start that up again.
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Knock knock knock
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@itrevormoore It's crazy we were just talking and now you're dead. Crazy is not the word. Suspicious is.
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Trump didn't drain the swamp, and didn't arrest Hillary, but he did nominate current Pfizer board member Scott Gottlieb as FDA commissioner, banned bump stocks, sealed the JFK files, signed the CARES act which resulted in the largest-ever transfer of wealth to the 1%, recommended
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Labyrinth at the Cathedral of Chartres Cloรฎtre Notre Dame France & Schumann Resonator with Chartres Labyrinth Coil.
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Here's a friendly reminder that we're only just discovering how extensive neurodiversity in humans is. There are people who have no inner eye, no inner speech, cannot feel pain, have no qualia of long-term memory, cannot understand music, never remember their dreams, and for
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The Great RESIST #resist #reset
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Pray for me I need to go to California.
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@cliftonaduncan The world will need new elites.
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@AdamCrigler This is why humans can't have nice things
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Uncharge Evil from all Symbols. Recharge all Symbols with Love.
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@StephenKing Does the CIA pay you for each tweet, or is it a retainer?
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It's never too late to start believing in yourself.
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Raรซlism started cloneaid, cloneaid cloned the first human clone in 1997. Epstein helped fund their human cloning operations.
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Raรซlism got Ye deplatformed.
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@itsmikeluso Official policy from @KamalaHarris
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@davidicke "The technotronic era involves the gradual appearance of a more controlled society. Such a society would be dominated by an elite, unrestrained by traditional values. Soon it will be possible to assert almost continuous surveillance over every citizen and maintain up-to-date
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XIRTUS thoughts.. after dark.
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Look what you did.
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100% of the vaccinated people I know and have met got Covid after being vaccinated.
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The world I come from seems so Alien now.
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There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as
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Cheers
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We do not move through time. We move time through us.
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#art #propaganda #agenda #ุงู„ุญูŒูู„ู‚ู€ุฉูู’_ุงู„ุฃุฎูŠุฑุฉู’
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Bob Saget's last podcast: "...I don't have long to live. I'm going to be found dead in..."
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Graphene and Ian Crossland
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Remember What They Stole From You.
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Station wagon.
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@Timcast Babies will just have to wait in the uterus like everyone at the dmv
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@jackmurphylive You're a king
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@AdamCrigler you're just cool
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Happy Easter
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Alex Jones lawyer accidentally emailed me the rough cut of Batgirl.
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All good ideas start out as bad ideas, that's why it takes so long. -Steven Spielberg
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Drop it like it's the population.
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I would rather be a lighting rod than a seismograph. #storm #renaissance #Gulf #COSMOS
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Everything. It's all happening at once. #OmegaPoint #TeilhardChardin #Noosphere
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Started as a Brahman, now we're here.
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@OdyseeTeam @cyberxspeed Odysee has always worked really well for me, but at this point it's the ultimate experience.
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Vaccine hesitancy can save your life.
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Have a happy Merry Xmas
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People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Just drink whateverโ€™s in the glass.
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@AdamCrigler We should start a petition to make @AdamCrigler the next #Aquaman
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@AdamCrigler you make a better Aquaman for a number of reasons.
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@Asmongold @M1das_OW2 you can do better
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@Timcast @mflambert 2023: Tim Pool invents a zeppelin using graphene..
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Nobody: (SOME) Flat Earthers: also Australia doesn't exist.
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@PhilanthropyGal Better have a Biologist present
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Angels speak Enochian English, a divine language revealed to John Dee, who discovered it through mathematical and spiritual means. Enochian is distinct from Old English (Beowulf's tongue) and was divinely inspired as the true language of God. Shakespeare was a mere actor fronting
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@AdamCrigler I dissected a shark
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X is now banned in the B, R, and C of BRICS.
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My cousin was just featured in Forbes magazine, holding a wheelbarrow smoking a doobie.
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@commentiquette It's the safety of what's inside that counts.
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Good Day, Atlanteans. Have you witnessed the gospel of Ecco the Dolphin? @edannunziata
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Imagine being grateful.
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@MikhailaAleksis excellent discussion on rollerblading, degrassi and prototypical slavic cooking. #carnivore #lambhack #lamb #meat #based @Timcast
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IT can never truly be virtual. IT must always be realized. @syncronus @ItsMeVBDC @DarthCaul
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Y'all not even ready for this conversation.
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Stop Child Trafficking.
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Scientists warn that Earth could run out of conspiracy theories by 2025 if they keep coming true at the current rate.
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New idea for a game, every level is literally just the rituals of masonic degrees; only they are not explained, and every time the player fails the npcmasons disembowel the playing character and the player has to start over. #gamedev #IndieGameDev
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I'm about to have 100,000 subscribers on youtube and I keep having visions of me burning and melting my plaque down for scrap.
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The more you know #katebush
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WATCH QSHAMAN? More like IQ Shaman. Dude is brilliant, and based @AmericaShaman
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I just saw some things on Hunter Biden's laptop that I wish I could unsee.
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Vaccines can't melt steel beams.
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If you will not investigate the mysterious circumstances of my death don't follow me.
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Its always good to meet actual cool people nowadays.
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@JennaEllisEsq Can I just reply with another hieroglyph?
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Hey Brother, did you know Joseph Smith was Tartarian?
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Easy come easy go.
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Tartaria is real.
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1840: 49% of the population was under 16 years old and had jobs. The Society for the prevention of cruelty to animals was created in 1824, 67 years before the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children, in 1891.
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I'm the kind of guy that gets free furniture off of lawns.
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@fatdragonpro Patrocinium clientela libertus
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@BrainDumpTweets #mickeymouse seeing sun light for the first time after escaping from #Disney Maximum Security Prison after 95 years.
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Monday is going to be Based AF. Watch the Superstar Quintet on Adam Crigler's channel every Monday at 6:30PM EST with @AdamCrigler @Flawdzilla @QTRBlackGarrett @DarthCaul and @andreasxirtus
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