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11 years
Wow. Jesus’ birthday was the same day as Christmas. That must’ve been tough.
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She's wrecking my balls. #balls http://t.co/Rf2AXMFeF0
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By the beard of Zeus, the News Team is back! See Anchorman 2 in theaters now, get tix! http://t.co/RbKtPhSk5t | http://t.co/9liGXlXaS5
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Rejoice, for today I am come! Go forth to the nearest cinema & let the lilting sounds of my voice sooth your soul. Merry Anchorman 2, all.
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Like the robust flavor of Scotch, nothing compares to the taste of sweet release. It's been too long, friends. It's good to see you again.
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R rating? Check. 763 new jokes? Check. The cut of Anchorman 2 America needs? Check. Buckle up, it's gonna get weird. http://t.co/1exvguj9Bq
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Don't act like you're not impressed, Anchorman 2 is now in theaters! Get tickets: http://t.co/VFUeNLgZ1m | http://t.co/QzntAnplDL
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New trailer for #Anchorman2 ...Spoiler alert: I look ruggedly handsome yet approachable. http://t.co/vSgPwTX6oD
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Anchorman 2 is out! I'm taking a bath in warm almond milk to soothe my nerves. I advise everyone to do the same. http://t.co/VFUeNLgZ1m
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New trailer w/ first footage from #Anchorman2 . Thank you in advance Internet for saying how we haven't aged a day. http://t.co/OvdHxJ9DUi
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Seeing Anchorman 2 this weekend would probably be the best idea ever. Seeing it twice would make you a bonafide hero. Just saying…
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I do hope Baxter enjoys the galoshes I got him this Christmas. He's going to need them to wade through all the ladies lining up for him now.
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I guess this guy @shaun_white is some kind of roller skater or hula hooper. Whatever this is a masterpiece. http://t.co/IiAedPHiej
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New Years Resolution: do a series of jazz-flute instructional tapes. Maybe I'll call it "Ron Burgundy: A Jazz Flute-orial."
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For Valentine's Day, Veronica and I wore our matching fur coats and someone threw red paint on us! It was quite festive! What a great day…
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Just realized that twitter is NOT a personal journal for private thoughts. If I said anything embarrassing, please disregard. That is all.
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Anchorman 2 on Blu-ray has 763 new jokes! That's one new joke for every day of the year. Own it today.
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Here's a poster as an appetizer to trailer coming tomorrow. Yes I'm in a kimono smoking a cigar while writing this. http://t.co/y8GmaiVQCG
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I get Washington, Lincoln & Jefferson but Teddy R? Come on! Let's get my mug on Rushmore & make USA great again. http://t.co/looBaTZiIj
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Do wish you could see my new movie early? Wish granted, we're now opening 12/18. Do you want to see me w/o pants on? No? Ok, I had to try.
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I'm Ron Burgundy. Go f*ck yourself, San Diego. #BestMovieLineEver #Anchorman
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Harrison Ford joining the cast of my movie. He flys his own plane and enjoys a fine scotch...can you say #soulmate ?
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Have you seen Anchorman 2 yet? You haven't? Gods wounds! You need to rectify that immediately. Drop everything and go! You'll thank me.
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Emerson College Comm. School is Burgundy School for 1 day. G&Ts in every class & grades based on hair sheen & bounce http://t.co/bUBsXZlLOh
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Advent calendars should be a year-round thing. It’s a logical and delicious way to keep track of my daily Scotch & chocolate breakfast.
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Today we honor St Patrick by imbibing vast amounts of alcohol, pinching people, & singing songs of the old country. AKA my morning ritual.
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I let Brick fill in my Final Four bracket. I'm not crazy. He's won the lottery three times. The Boise Luckdragons are a real team, right?
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Hey America & Hawaii. Looks like Paramount & my lawyer Gene Tigerworthy have agreed to terms on a sequel to Anchorman. Whiskey sours on me!
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Ahoy, amigos! Feel like wetting your whistle? Play my Scotchy Scotch Toss app. It'll go down easy. I promise. http://t.co/V3CZbdY3Hi
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Did you call in sick today? Afraid no one believes you? Don't worry. No one does. So commit to your lie and see Anchorman 2 today!
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I invented a new card game called 'Scotch'. It's alot like 'Gin' except you play 'Old Maid' while drinking Scotch. Everyone always wins!
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Hope your weekend plans are πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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By the beard of Zeus, it's #NationalScotchDay ! πŸ₯ƒ
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Ahoy! Have you seen the R rated Anchorman 2 yet? You should. It's the cat's pajamas. Silk pajamas, to be exact. Reduces chaffing.
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We've been nominated for 3 MTV Movie Awards! Suck it Oscars! ...and Emmys...and Golden Globes...and SAG Awards...and AARP Awards…
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Here's our new "teaser trailer." I remember when teaser trailer meant getting a lady to drink wine w/ you in a UHaul http://t.co/aDaemGrqb2
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Today I was convinced a secret society switched the buttons on all my coats to the opposite side. Turns out I was wearing a woman's coat.
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A special Christmas message from me to you. http://t.co/HVVqzvYtYM
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I was given a smartphone device. However, when I said "Phone! Reveal yourself!" it didn't do anything. "Smart" my ass http://t.co/db26470sm4
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I don't know what an app is. Thought it was clams casino or mozzarella sticks. Guess it's not, it's this... http://t.co/UNVPZ562pn
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Kristen Wiig is officially on board for A2. She's a top notch talent with a high motor. And I hear she has a great set of buns.
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Congrats to England on Royal Baby. Bigger congrats to Kate & William on some quality baby producing love making. Cheerio you dirty birdies!
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My friends at Paramount told me to say how proud they are to announce that Anchorman 2 will release on December 20, 2013.
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If you can be as funny as me I will give you Brick's entire salary for this year. That's $763. After taxes. http://t.co/l0HJ4gRRQo
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The greatest news team on Earth is back tonight at 9pm. How are you preparing your loins? Gently, I hope. http://t.co/iuGLp1tRti
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Hey England! Put down your fried cod & quit solving mysterious crimes w/ a magnifying glass & buy the Anchorman 2 DVD and Blu-ray today!
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Merry X-Mas! Attending a "Dress to get Scrooged" party tonight. I'm a little concerned, to be honest.
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No flying burritos🌯 allowed on @JackBlack 's birthday. #Anchorman
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Anchorman 2 is coming to HΓΆmme VidΓ©o April 1. See what I did there? Much classier than regular, boring old 'home video'. You're welcome.
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Google: how to remove beef gravy stains from leopard underwear without my wife finding it.
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2 years
Breaking News: It’s Will Ferrell’s birthday! Pour a glass of scotch and fire up Anchorman to celebrate:
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A2 teaser trailer is up on funny or die. Watch it or I'll pop you in your sneeze bump. http://t.co/RgrFwQlO
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Dont get Twirter. Anchorman2 teaser w Dictator tom night. Dont know what a teaser is. World is crazy? Having a scotch. http://t.co/3Iw2Fa9T
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The time has come. Anchorman 2 is available to own TOMORROW. Give someone the gift of laughter and salon-quality hair. They'll thank you.
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Ahoy! Catch the Super-Sized R-Rated Anchorman 2 on Blu-ray TODAY! http://t.co/xdIH6kdB0j
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February 28th. Start counting the days, America. You're about laugh your robust balls off. http://t.co/SVFc7fKpeL
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We love poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, our friend Baxter here. #NationalDogDay #Anchorman
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For Thanksgiving I'll be eating a turkey sandwich over the Hoover Dam in a helicopter w/ Vanna White's sister, Sharon http://t.co/LJ5ri98xG3
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Greatest singer ever? Christopher Cross. Guess what we'll be singing on @JimmyKimmelLive on December 19? cc @JimmyKimmel #kimmel
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You wanna dance, Burgundy?
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Godzilla vs. Kong
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Can you deal with me and my Durango? The answer is NO. http://t.co/psvarzTvZk
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Learning to text. The Score: Phone - 64, Ron Burgundy - 0. Never thought my thick, manly fingers would be my undoing http://t.co/XnZk98seGq
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Boy, that escalated quickly. #2020Challenge
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In just 1 week, Blu-ray turns a robust shade of Burgundy. Buckle up, America. It's going to get weird. http://t.co/xdIH6kdB0j
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Yes, in case anyone was wondering the 'No Joke Cut' was a joke. Or is this a joke? Sorry for blowing your mind...it's just what I do.
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EVERYTHING is better when you add the word "super" to it. Even tickets! Especially tickets to #Anchorman2 ! http://t.co/pQxmlN1BCY
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Today the @HuffingtonPost turns a robust shade of Burgundy. Enjoy, compadres. http://t.co/7vnHn04tFS
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The unrated version of Anchorman 2 is available on Digital HD today! Let's make some dreams come true today, America.
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Stay classy & catch the News Team in Anchorman 2! Get tix to see it today: http://t.co/VFUeNLgZ1m | http://t.co/7d53IBNpz0
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Do DVDs spin the opposite way below the equator? I'm not a scientist. I'll let the eggheads answer that one. A2 in stores in Australia now.
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Happy Halloween gang! I'll be going as a sexy French janitor. Hope there's a lot of messy gals that need cleaning! http://t.co/srMhBk1b8M
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My book is out today. Can't wait to read the Cliff's Notes. And congrats to my ghost writer John Stosell. http://t.co/eVhyTwOHmD
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Looks like the US is going to pay its debt and gov't will reopen. Does this mean I can't water my lawn naked anymore?
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We don’t know how to put this, but he’s kind of a big deal. Cheers to 20 years of the legendary Ron Burgundy πŸ₯ƒ Get #Anchorman on 4K Ultra HD for the first time ever:
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Milk was a bad choice. #NationalMilkDay
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We're grateful for all our wise friends who occasionally poop in the refrigerator. #NationalDogDay
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That's right. I'm writing my life story. Anyone got any white out? Not for typing, for a new cocktail I’m inventing. http://t.co/cLFrfSGJPj
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Say whaaat? The classiest News Team in history is back! Get tix to see Anchorman 2 now! http://t.co/VFUeNLgZ1m | http://t.co/LKrhlUhI1s
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On Twirtter to say the A2 teaser is in theaters tonight with Dictator. Done. Now having a Cutty Sark & watching McCloud http://t.co/Yx79l3e5
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Is it just me, or does listening to Helen Reddy awaken emotions you never knew you had? You know what? I AM woman. Hear me roar.
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Express your love this Valentine's Day. ❀️ Watch Anchorman with your loved one:
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Great Tevye's ghost! Chanukah's almost over! Time's running out. Now light that candle and you stay kosher! http://t.co/CiuM2X6Gif
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A very flattering Ron Burgundy retrospective featuring my "peers"...have a look! http://t.co/61CxBjDWWh
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There's an updated A2 site. No idea what that means. Better do what I do when confused: eat pork chops & have a drink http://t.co/bXrWRDwnl0
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BREAKING NEWS: It's #WillFerrell 's birthday today!
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Hello Australia! A2 releases digitally today. I recommend eating a roast beef sandwich and drinking a Harvey Wallbanger while watching.
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Yes, he's a vandal but he's a vandal with fantastic taste. http://t.co/ygcISoWPiJ
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These quotes have aged like a fine single malt. πŸ₯ƒ Celebrating 20 years of Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Get it on 4K:
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The Newseum in Washington DC is featuring an exhibit on me. Not Brokaw or Cronkite. ME. http://t.co/CIT2JmNGSK
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You bring the scotchy-scotch, we’ll bring the laughy-laughs. πŸ₯ƒ Watch Anchorman this #NationalScotchDay :
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Lady who swam from Cuba to Fla has got spunk w/a side of a moxie. How bout we make same trip on my boat with fondu & some pino g? #Nyad
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Have you read my book? You haven't? Do you have something against prose that only wishes to see you laugh? http://t.co/cHzFPNG1RI
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Check out your homeboy from outer space riding like the wind with @itsMrCross tonight on @JimmyKimmelLive ! #Anchorman2 #RideLikeTheWind
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Cheers to the greatest holiday mankind ever invented. Happy #ScotchDay !
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Today, the AnchorVan makes its last stop in the USA. New York City. Our nation's capital. http://t.co/EHijQPuwqg
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Sweet Lincoln’s mullet! We're 72% sure we're heading to Escupimos En Su Alimento to celebrate the fantastic Will Ferrell's birthday!
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Weather forecast: temperatures are plummeting below 72 degrees this weekend. β›… Perfect for snuggling up for an Anchorman movie night!
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