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Ana Fabrega
5 years
My conservative, 94-year-old grandfather and I don't see eye to eye on a lot, but every now and then, I'm reminded of our similarities. Today, he emailed me a video asking a really important question—what if we put all of our trash in volcanoes?
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3 years
Every hair salon’s Instagram is mostly this
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5 years
Not a day goes by that I don’t think about they/them pigeon.
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5 years
It's very unfortunate that Pete has so much internalized homophobia. To tell voters he would be straight if given the option reinforces the idea that being LGBTQ isn't something you want, that it's bad or undesirable. It's a really dangerous message to spread.
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5 years
When I was 3, I told my lawyer I wanted to be a physics professor. He laughed and said women can’t dance. Today, I’m graduating from culinary school with straight A’s and my own fragrance collection. Be your own hero and the rest will follow.
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Ana Fabrega
1 year
Shoot your shot!!!!!
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Ana Fabrega
6 years
“Hola. I’m Mike Pence”
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Ana Fabrega
2 years
All the ads on the subway are like “When ‘Oops’ becomes ‘Yup,’ get your favorite soup delivered to CityMD…without the hassle of roommates. Did we mention it’s Friday?”
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Ana Fabrega
4 years
Killing time in the calculator app, adding up whatever the fuck I want
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Ana Fabrega
4 years
Hahahahaha damn, I gotta marry the person who wrote this synopsis
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Ana Fabrega
2 years
I love the term “creator” for someone who posts on social media.
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Ana Fabrega
5 years
I want to make a stand up special so that a queer Hispanic kid somewhere can see someone like them on TV and think, “Damn. She sucks.”
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Ana Fabrega
2 years
While I'm bummed Los Espookys is canceled, I'm excited to begin a new chapter of my life.
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Ana Fabrega
3 years
Finally finished season 2 of Los Espookys after a two year covid hiatus 🖤🥲
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Ana Fabrega
4 years
Indigenous people are being arrested on their own land for protesting Tr**p event at Mt Rushmore. Donate if you can!!
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Ana Fabrega
2 years
My daily vitamins
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Ana Fabrega
6 years
Can you think of a more iconic trash can than Rubbermaid's 32-gallon Brute? I sure can't. Congratulations on the slam dunk @rubbermaid !
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Ana Fabrega
8 years
Working on my new impression, "drummer having a blast." Keep an eye out for "guitarist who's really feelin' it."
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5 years
When you see someone you know at the club but don’t want them to see you
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5 years
He beats women, and he dates teenagers. What can't this iconic duo do?
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Ana Fabrega
4 years
My daughter is mad at me, but I don't care. I'm mad at her, too. Long story short, she betrayed me, so I got revenge. Not my problem that she can't handle it.
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Ana Fabrega
4 years
I just got a covid test...they gave me a happy ending 😳
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Ana Fabrega
5 years
I‘m on the ferry right now. Just spoke to the captain. I wrapped my arms around waist & menacingly whispered in his ear, “If I drink all the water in the river, you’ll be out of a job, so play your cards right, playboy,” & squeezed his ass hard before coming back down to my seat.
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Ana Fabrega
4 years
Yang is a clown. His UBI proposal is at the expense of things like universal healthcare; it shuffles around funds without meaningful impact. He's also pro-real estate, pro-police, pro-deregulation, etc. Curious to see concrete plans (his website just says "More details soon" lol)
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Ana Fabrega
4 years
Damn. I can’t believe Quibi is shutting down. Not only was the concept flawless, but they had an unparalleled understanding of storytelling. (This is a real photo from their office. I wish I’d written it myself.)
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Ana Fabrega
5 years
As you can see, the building is STILL under construction. Like, cool, you had how many centuries to finish this??? 🙄
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Ana Fabrega
2 years
BEING NICHE IS RUINING MY LIFE!!!!
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Ana Fabrega
4 years
Holy shit just read NYC won't allow restaurants that list sandwiches as "sammys" to reopen after the pandemic 😮
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Ana Fabrega
2 years
I wish my dad was an executive producer 😔
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Ana Fabrega
2 years
Holy shit I just found out they shoot all the models at the end of NY fashion week!! 😲 Wtf?!?!? That’s not right!!!
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Ana Fabrega
4 years
This is long overdue. Bravo, Google! I can't wait to get out and explore the world!
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Ana Fabrega
5 years
When is the Natural History Museum gonna get new shit???
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Ana Fabrega
5 years
When I am attracted to someone, I effortlessly make them fall in love with me. Then, I tell them I have to move to Milwaukee because of “an exciting opportunity.” I have done this successfully hundreds of times, and I will never stop.
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5 years
Keep an eye out for this in the news!!!
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5 years
HBO renewed us on the condition that Los Espookys be more like Euphoria 😤
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5 years
I wanna go back to school and get an MFA in fucking!!! 😎😏
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5 years
Too close to call
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Ana Fabrega
4 years
My gf just said “I bet your p*ssy tastes better than Ariana Grande’s.” I wanted to laugh, maybe even joke she do a blind taste test, but instead I felt angry. Why do people always pin Latinx women against each other? 😪
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Ana Fabrega
6 years
My dream is to be the first woman in history 🤠
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Ana Fabrega
1 year
Los Espookys won a Peabody 🤠
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Quirky, spooky, & defiantly original, Peabody honors the stand-out comedy #LosEspookys . For defying Hollywood’s old Latino tropes at every turn to take Latinx representation & bilingual comedy to a new level, the wildly inventive 'Los Espookys' is a #PeabodyWinner . 🏆 #MoreVoices
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Ana Fabrega
4 years
When I was younger, I would intentionally eat slower than other people so that when they finished eating, they’d get jealous that I still had food, and I would be proud that my discipline allowed me to savor my food for longer. Isn’t that fucked up? Hahaha
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Ana Fabrega
3 years
Can anyone else see through the blurry circles placed over genitals on TV shows??? I can see right through them, straight to the genitals.
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Ana Fabrega
5 years
Hey what’s up? What’d I miss? 🤠
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Ana Fabrega
2 years
Season 2 of Los Espookys premieres September 16th 🥹🦇
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Ana Fabrega
5 years
My apartment building doesn’t have locks and keys. We use a wristband system instead. I just flash this to my landlord, and she lets me inside.
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6 years
One of the first things children learn is what noises animals make, but a new tech startup hopes to change that
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5 years
Don’t give me that bullshit. Fill it to the brim, motherfucker. 😑
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Ana Fabrega
4 years
Omg can everyone stop hating on billionaires?!? 😫 They mean the world to me!!! 😭
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Ana Fabrega
5 years
Ain't nobody gonna bring me down 😁
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1 year
Netflix repurchased $645 million of its own stock in Q2, once the WGA strike had begun and SAG was on the verge of striking. So far this year, the company has repurchased over $1 billion of stock. They have money for stock repurchases but not for workers.
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5 years
They should make new fruit.
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Ana Fabrega
5 years
All these "I'm gonna tell my (grand)kids this was..." tweets 😒y'all are having kids? 🤣 sucks for you...I'll be childless on a beach, lmao and slapping my own ass 😆🏖️...enjoy talking to your kids!! 🤣
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5 years
Was feeling down and then remembered I have Oakley’s 😎
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Ana Fabrega
4 years
My body getting rid of polarization to make room for unity ❤️
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Ana Fabrega
4 years
I hope Lyft doesn’t think I’ve forgotten that their logo used to be a pink mustache...
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Ana Fabrega
5 years
Just left therapy. Was feeling down about myself, insecure, etc...then I took one look at this little guy. Now, I’m on top of the fucking world, bitch 😎
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Ana Fabrega
5 years
My girlfriend says I got that Maisel pussy...it’s maaarvelous 😏
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Ana Fabrega
4 years
lmao so true!! 😂🤣
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Ana Fabrega
6 years
So stop freakin askin me!!! 😤
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5 years
The best writing advice I ever got was to start every scene with “hello” and end every scene with “bye”.
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I want to be on Succession
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Ana Fabrega
5 years
People who are against reparations: “but I didn’t own salves!” Those same people: “I should be able to inherit the fortune of my great great grandfather tax-free, even though I had no part in creating that wealth” bunch of buckos 😒🙄
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5 years
when the band lets you write part of the song 🤠
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5 years
Just wondering because I haven’t seen them in awhile, but...are there still frogs???
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5 years
Bored at the airport, spreading fake news
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Ana Fabrega
3 years
This motherfucker won’t let me get a paper towel.
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Ana Fabrega
5 years
I always smoke on airplanes and no one gives a shit
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5 years
Listening to a podcast when this ad came on 🥰
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Ana Fabrega
4 years
Tr*mp is not and was never “good for comedy”...but he’s perfect for a rock opera. Yes, MY rock opera! I’m writing a freaking rock opera!!!! 😆👏🏼🎸
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5 years
Damn. Squad goals. For real.
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5 years
Truth is, we were having a huge fight when I decided to take this picture. I know it looks like we were having a nice time, drinking natural wine and chatting, but it was complete chaos. A lot of hurtful things were said, and most of my personal property was damaged.
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5 years
I went to the gynecologist this morning for an annual checkup, and the doctor said I “have that good pussy.” 😓
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3 years
A lemon wedge, two little piles of salt...pure luxury 🌹✨
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Ana Fabrega
4 years
Made a registration form! Feel free to use it!! 😊
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Ana Fabrega
4 years
If I became president, I’d pack the court to the freakin’ brim. So many judges, they don’t even fit in the building. And...only one gavel 😎⚖️
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1 year
Yesssssss!!!
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Ana Fabrega
4 years
I am a white POC. We exist! Please RT and share. Can’t wait to vote for Bidden.
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Ana Fabrega
4 years
I'll never forget when Yang's answer to a question about climate change during a primary debate was that people should move higher above ground. When he said that, I thought, "He should be the mayor of NYC." ❤️🌊
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5 years
Well, it happened again. They let me fly the plane 😊. I told the flight attendant I wanted to have an unforgettable experience, and he grabbed my hand and led me to the cockpit 😁.
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Ana Fabrega
4 years
As we contemplate our future and the type of city we want to live in, as we take stalk of the monuments we’ve chosen to erect and the leaders we’ve chosen to revere, it’s time to ask ourselves - should we install another Fearless Girl statue on Wall Street???
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2 years
Season 2 of Los Espookys premieres on 9/16. Here is the official trailer...
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5 years
Ok what the fuck?
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3 years
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Ana Fabrega
5 years
It Sunday noon and my gf not text me yet? She think I stupid?!??! Hell NO!!! 😤
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Ana Fabrega
2 years
If you don’t like videos promoting season 2 of Los Espookys, you might prefer this poster instead.
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Ana Fabrega
5 years
Me at 27 vs me at 28
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5 years
In 2020, I want to find a comfortable seated position.
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5 years
Started coding 😊 Don't know anything about computer science, but I'm putting together long strings of letters, numbers, and symbols. Can't wait to see if they work! 🤓🤓
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A girl could get used to this 😎
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YO if you hot but straight...I don’t fuck with you 🙅🏻‍♀️😤👋🏼
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Ana Fabrega
4 years
Saying what we’re all thinking. Thank you, Katie!!!
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Senator Kamala Harris. Thoughts everyone?
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Ana Fabrega
4 years
When I cum, I whistle like a kettle. 😏 Lmao sorry, just a little raunchy humor for my 18+ audience.
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Ana Fabrega
5 years
In addition to a wealth tax, there should be an additional tax on wealthy people with bad taste...like on people with beach houses that have a blue and white motif and rustic paintings of ship steering wheels and seashell jars as decor.
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Ana Fabrega
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At the end of the Los Espookys show in DC tonight, someone yelled, “Are you gay?” It never occurred to me that someone would genuinely not know the answer to that. Anyways, I am straight, born and raised, purebred. 😜
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NOW GET THE F*** OFF MY ASS!!!!!!!!!
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-I drink 300 lbs of coffee a day. -My ass is a perfect sphere. -I only speak in A#. -I am the only person in my family. And... -I am never going home for Thanksgiving again. 🙏👊
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My gf came to visit me in Chile. She said she had to work from home. I glance at her laptop screen...she’s typing a list of things she hates about me 😑Welcome to Chile, I guess 😪
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