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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

i chindits in the lobby plant they’re going a kick me out of my apartment 😭😭😭😭😭

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annabel

@anablebonk

8 months

i wish u were allowed to threaten university administrators with suicide

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

they should invent a bubble tea that doesn’t cost 8$

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

closing my door for privacy and then stripping naked for anyone who looks into my window to see

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

the way this is literally mcgill’s covid accommodation guidelines

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annabel

@anablebonk

1 year

me when i meet declan mckenna YET AGAIN at the alvvays set during dreams tonite (full circle moment bc i discovered them through his cover of marry me archie)

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

if ur grades don’t show up on minerva by the time the new semester starts they legally have to give u an A

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annabel

@anablebonk

1 year

bitches spend 1 hr of quality time w the girls and start reflecting on the beauty and comfort of female friendship 🙄🙄🙄

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

so are u like… a friend of oat milk ?

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annabel

@anablebonk

1 year

i got that smog in me

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

does anyone else find it. suspicious that quebec claims to have hit its peak in covid cases 2 weeks after they stopped testing the general population (just stirring the pot)

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annabel

@anablebonk

1 year

going to the 1975 show and doing this every time matty healy starts speaking

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

i have a theory that france has no libraries and that is why it’s always french students that don’t know how to act in libraries

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

i’m not addicted to cigarettes but if i had a montreal balcony i would be

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annabel

@anablebonk

10 months

scariest thing that can happen to a girl while high is being confronted with a tesla door handle for the first time i. your life

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

crazy how u can tell when a cs assignment is due by the way trottier starts to smell

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annabel

@anablebonk

1 year

something so thrilling abt showing people around a place that u are intimately familiar with.. like yes this is where i do my little chores and go on little walks and that’s where i lived when i was at my worst mentally and that’s where i get my coffee etc etc

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

stem majors fr are incapable of writing like what business do u have citing the merriam webster dictionary in a paper at your big age

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annabel

@anablebonk

1 year

my favourite instagram pastime is seeing ppl from my hometown going to mtl and identifying exactly where each photo in their mtl photodump was taken

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annabel

@anablebonk

9 months

the “people are all we’ve got” message from fleabag is so so so meaningful to me… that humanity and community and love for others is what sustains us as individuals.. why would u be a hater when u can instead enjoy the full magnitude of the human experience

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

my favourite genre of tweet is white people being unable to relate to movies that center poc family dynamics therefore the movie sucks

Avery Edison

@aedison

2 years

there was a movie this year which came to the conclusion that you’re allowed to treat your family abominably if it’s a result of generational trauma and if you saw that movie and thought “uhhhh fuck that???” YOU’RE the bad guy

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

i think some people would be a lot less angry if they developed better reading comprehension skills

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annabel

@anablebonk

1 year

channeling her (just got off the phone with my mother)

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annabel

@anablebonk

10 months

notice how mcg*ll zionists have been reallllll quiet ever since the genocidal regime they fight tooth and nail for bombed a hospital

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annabel

@anablebonk

8 months

bitch wtf is pov indie i’ll kill you

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

THE STARS ARE ALIGNING FOR ME TODAY YALL!!! I GOT PROMOTED AT MY JOB AND I ALSO GOT INTO THE NEUROSCIENCE PROGRAM AT MCGILL WHICH IS COMPETITIVE ENTRY AND IVE BEEN WAITING ON THE RESULTS FOR MONTHS

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annabel

@anablebonk

1 year

i hate you annoying ass lana stans all you vibeless bitches have such little lung capacity bc of all the vapes you hit why is it that even the tiniest bit of beat and melody overstimulates your tiny little neurons so bad you go catatonic like

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

i don’t do drugs recreationally actually i do them with academic intentions (for science)

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

this mcg*ll tiktok girly made a vid of all the people who went to her (new rez) dorm room and all the comments r talking about how 95% of the people in the vid are white i am screaming rolling on the floor crying

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

if u post an instagram note i’m putting ur name on a hit list

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annabel

@anablebonk

1 year

and they say girls w round face brown eyes cherub cheeks and a flirty pout can’t crochet

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

this line never fails to make me sob but there’s a very subtle translation mismatch that idk if non-chinese speakers get bc he actually says “in another life, i still would have CHOSEN to do laundry and taxes w u” but it just doesn’t hit the same as a direct translation

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2 years

SO EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE BROKEN MY HEART YET AGAIN I WANTED TO SAY IN ANOTHER LIFE I WOULD HAVE REALLY LIKED JUST DOING LAUNDRY AND TAXES WITH YOU

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

and when i start replying to work messages w “slay”? what then?

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

the real pandemic is the french international students who come to the library just to take their masks off and speak fr*nch

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annabel

@anablebonk

1 year

mhm mhm let me not forget my wide brimmed hat

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

so ironic how institutions will have their little land acknowledgements to show that they understand what colonization is, but then when the opportunity presents itself to denounce colonization in palestine they’ll say that it “violates their commitment to equity and inclusion”

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

at the root of every single problem in the world, there is a man who refuses to go to therapy

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annabel

@anablebonk

7 months

some of u are getting perms to look like boba boy

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annabel

@anablebonk

10 months

if u see me working at a consulting firm postgrad and saying things like “private equity” and “capital investments” i give u permission to take me out back and shoot me in the head

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annabel

@anablebonk

8 months

@girlbossinstem the anablebonk agenda is spreading..

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

if legault doesn’t lift the curfew before the end of april imma have to intervene .

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

ppl who’s exams r over how does it feel to live my dream …

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

yea i’m a trendsetter (first to jaywalk at the red light)

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

sorry to anyone who knew me in high school. i’m better now

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

unfettered access to a functional public transportation system is the most powerful thing u could give to an unsupervised young adult

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

my mom just said that ontario is normalizing covid bc schools aren’t reporting positive cases anymore and testing is limited. she’s right but who taught her that word

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

finding out that almost 10% of my life has been spent in pandemic times has ruined my year good night see u in 2022

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

i need new small talk questions for meeting people in uni that aren’t just “oh where are u from! what’s ur major! what year are u!”

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

the feminine urge to watch the garden bella’s finals performance from pitch perfect 1

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

i go to mcgill for 1 reason and 1 reason only: to befriend rich kids who will later invite me to their lavish weddings (playing the long game)

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

it's time for mcgill university to have a campus starbucks that does not close at 4:30pm

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

pavlovd into feeling extreme dread and anxiety every time i hear the microsoft outlook notification sound

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

this quote lives in my head rent free

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annabel

@anablebonk

4 years

@heavybagofbones the good place

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

if the new york times starts making me pay for the wordle i am going to kill myself

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annabel

@anablebonk

9 months

u can’t claim impartiality while simultaneously investing in apartheid and promoting study trips to israel get a fucking grip

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annabel

@anablebonk

1 year

NEVER LOSING THE IDGAF WAR!! (i have an avoidant attachment style)

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

so weird how mcgill covid numbers randomly started going up the week of january 24th… so odd…

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

school is starting tomorrow and i feel like i’ve regressed back to fall 2020 😹😹😹

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

today i am grateful for the 2.5x speed function on mycourses lecture recordings software 🙏

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annabel

@anablebonk

10 months

writing an oppenheimer-style biopic of mao zedong starring simu liu (this will get me banned in many parts of the world)

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

it happened 🧍🏻‍♀️

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

microdosing 9:30 curfew by staying out until 8:01 every night💯

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annabel

@anablebonk

9 months

to be loved is to be known is a phrase that has changed my life tbh

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annabel

@anablebonk

9 months

the sense of vindicative joy i get from seeing a long forgotten opp and they look HAGGARD.. indeed every tongue that rises against me shall fall

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annabel

@anablebonk

1 year

just got my first tech paycheck🧍🏻‍♀️ the techbroification is getting serious for me i fear

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

there is something evil that resides in the montreal water filtration system

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

screaming crying begging on my knees i want to have a crush so bad (just finished rewatching fleabag)

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

my dad after telling him i went to the hospital for a fainting spell🫶

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

@ mtl besties i’ve done nothing but labour all summer which means i am asking u all to hang out w me every day for the 2 weeks before school starts

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

purva: “does anyone know who the crescent street man is???” caf: “LEONARD COHEN?”

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

Why are u making kissy noises in trottier… the one place where i thought i would be safe…

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

dug my own grave when i foolishly believed my last 3 exams would b so easy peasy… 🙇‍♀️ now realizing they r all content heavy courses and i do not have enough time to study for them 😵‍💫🥸 and yet i still do not care enough to stress 🤭👩‍🦯

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annabel

@anablebonk

11 months

if ur a man taking off ur sweater and u don’t pull ur undershirt down when it rides up u are a SLUT

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

saw a tiktok comment calling an asian persons dark eyes “boba eyes” what if i killed my self in front of you

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annabel

@anablebonk

8 months

the consequences of avoiding linear algebra as a stem student for my entire academic career are catching up to me i’m afraid

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

bitches who don’t refill the toilet paper holder r the weakest link

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

i'm sorry if u have a priv twitter but me and the people sitting behind me in my lecture r going to be reading ur tweets if they show up on the tl.

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

if ur fully carrying out a conversation in the quiet zone of the library rest assured that everyone around u is talking shit about u

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

the best way to go thrifting is to follow the indie looking kids and steal stuff from their baskets

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annabel

@anablebonk

8 months

currently cooking up an unimaginable plot rn that no one but me and my henchmen will see coming

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annabel

@anablebonk

11 months

whoever designed the apple text reactions bar lowkey captured the full range of human emotion

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

i’m back from the dead.. course registration has turned me into the joker

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annabel

@anablebonk

1 year

being in a summer mentality during exams is so dangerous.. sometimes it is bad to have too much free time

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annabel

@anablebonk

10 months

was forced to dock my bixi in a bixi desert (avenue laurier) but the beautiful tall woman who stole my bixi smiled at me as she snatched it away so the subsequent 10 minute walk to the next available bixi was worth it actually

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

every time a girl washes her emotional support water bottle that’s been brewing covid22 for a month and is building up mildew in its crevices, the stars align and the world resets for a moment

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

guys phoebe bridgers just said that she hates mtl gay people no one who is gay and from montreal should buy her tickets spread the word !!!!

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

they served idc

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

the shared immigrant child experience of helping ur parents write important emails and decipher legal documentation

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

spent 2 much time at the library the past few weeks ive conditioned myself into only being able to study in a library (causing my own downfall)

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

gaslighting my roomie for fun

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

i genuinely can’t be an arts student bc i complain any time i get more than 15 pages of reading for a class

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

it should be illegal to do work on rainy days bc how am i expected to study for my 3 midterms and work on my 2 assignments when i am just soooo sleepy

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

only men who are sluts and women who are normal type in all lowercase

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annabel

@anablebonk

3 years

no matter how many dishes u wash there will always be more ..

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annabel

@anablebonk

8 months

everyone beware the water balloon terrorist on prince arthur between hutchison and parc 😭 keep ur eyes in the skies..

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annabel

@anablebonk

1 year

chinese dads are one of the funniest demographics on earth

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annabel

@anablebonk

2 years

breaking bad is just fleabag for middle aged white men

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annabel

@anablebonk

1 year

i actually come from a long line of idgaf warriors.. i learned the craft from my father who learned it from his father before him; our ancestry traces back to the idgafghani region of china where the very first idgaf wars were fought

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annabel

@anablebonk

1 year

the hallmark of a good facetime call is an imessage log full of attachments

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