Melissa @amymelissa555 Twitter profile

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Melissa

@amymelissa555

2 years

Has anyone tried unplugging the Ottawa police and plugging them back in? #OttawaPolice

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@theashleyray Is this an American thing because no.

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2 years

@bennyjohnson You really thought you did something here.

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2 years

Happy Friday to everyone who spent most of the day watching our PM be an absolute bad ass. #TrudeauWasRight

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4 years

I don’t know how to even face today. I feel like I’m looking out the window at a different world. How do Americans deal with mass shootings over and over? My heart is just broken. #PrayForNovaScotia #NovaScotiaShooting

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@patdubois Two things can be simultaneously true: 1) it’s disgusting & reprehensible and we condemn it. 2) Pierre has been courting these people for votes knowing exactly who they were and has turned a blind eye when female journalists have been attacked because of his rhetoric.

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2 years

My name is Amy. I’m a working professional who loves her family and pays taxes. I also understand how democracy works and that the PM we just voted in for the 3rd time won’t resign because of a hashtag and bizarre conspiracies. #getalife #Trudeau

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6 years

@wifetomike @dexteritee @chrissyteigen Exactly. And supporting other women (which Chrissy Teigen obviously does) isn’t a blanket, do whatever horrible shit you want and we will still smile and say “go, girl.” The right to criticize when warranted and call people on their bs still exists.

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@amymelissa555

3 years

@CameronAhmad @JustinTrudeau I wouldn’t be able to do it in his shoes. I can barely handle it on Twitter. He deals with insane amounts of vitriol and hate with grace and compassion. It makes me proud. 🇨🇦 😭

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@amymelissa555

4 months

@Beno_ldn And it was a mess of their own creation. Worse PR I’ve ever seen.

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@amymelissa555

4 years

I realize most CPC folks have lost all sense of irony, but I find it pretty ridiculous that the party that muzzled scientists is trying to create hysteria over the government trying to crack down on misinformation during a pandemic. #cdnpoli #cdnmedia

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6 years

@fred_guttenberg @NRA You are a hero. I see your tweets everyday and think of my own father. You represent the best of humanity in a horrible time and you give me hope. I pray that you find some peace and I’m so terribly sorry for your loss.

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@amymelissa555

2 years

@MeghanMcCain @DailyMail A progressive leader breathes and Meghan writes a column about it in the Daily Mail while the right wing flirts with full on authoritarianism and white supremacy. This is Trudeau’s tan suit moment.

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@emilykmay lol. Also, hate those “comment for” posts. Hard pass, just tell us in the post.

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3 years

@benmekler My husky is so dramatic, the vet left the room to get his air pods yesterday to drown her out-all he had done was listen to her heart. 🤣

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@ben_rosen @laurenthehough You don’t need an assault rifle to hunt. Plenty of countries have plenty of hunters but we also have common sense gun control and regulations.

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2 years

@rupasubramanya Breaking news, bank robber did not feel same fear as bank teller. 🙄

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2 months

@SussexHenryVIII It makes sense. They don’t want the peasants to know they’re paying for expensive, private care.

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@amymelissa555

4 years

@MeghanMcCain So is an attempted coup, though.

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4 years

@gelliottmorris These people also believe that wayfair sells children and pizza gate and *insert whatever insane Q thing happening today*

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7 months

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. No matter what you celebrate I hope you find some happiness and peace today. And if today is tough for you, I’m sending you love. ♥️

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Melissa

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5 years

@WTAE Watching from the outside is just mind blowing. How anyone could vote no is just something.

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Melissa

@amymelissa555

6 years

I can’t wait to see this show in Toronto!!!! #TheBandwagonTour #biggestfan

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#TheBandwagonTour #GetOn @LittleBigTown

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4 years

@CBCNews Sweet baby Jesus, the bar is so low. This is such an embarrassing take.

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3 years

@AhmedBaba_ @NMalliotakis The stupidity is just epic. 🤣

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3 months

@HenMazzig Anyone comparing what’s happening on these campuses to the civil rights movement is deeply unserious.

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2 years

@PierrePoilievre

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6 years

@jaketapper I’m proud of my country for this. 🇨🇦

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2 months

@realalexlains No one is encouraging abortion. I don’t see abortion showers or abortion parties, Alexandra. It’s about the right to choose. Society loves celebrating a pregnancy but damn they don’t love helping women once that child is here.

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1 year

@chauncilious @theashleyray Right?! I feel awful for everyone involved.

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6 years

If watching The Handmaid’s Tale doesn’t scare the shit out of you, you aren’t paying attention. #whattheactualfuck #TheHandmaidsTale

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1 year

@Quinnohara63 @PierrePoilievre The national post writes their right wing wishes not the actual news or the truth.

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@amymelissa555

6 years

@realthecaffiend @macleans @InklessPW Dead serious, I thought it was The Onion or similar.

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@amymelissa555

3 years

@IvisonJ This has a very “but what was she wearing” feel.

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@amymelissa555

2 years

@JamieSale OMG. 🤣 Does this lady not have any family or friends to take her outside or for lunch or something?

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@amymelissa555

2 years

@TheoFleury14 When you live in an echo chamber fuelled by conspiracy, it can probably seem like this but young ppl (and women) voted and they lean left and reject the extreme positions and christofascism of the far right.

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3 months

@__Injaneb96 This just keeps reminding me of Iran. The comparisons are so chilling.

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2 years

@brianlilley You spend every waking moment trying to blame every problem (real or made up) in the world on Trudeau while ignoring literally everything else then you wonder why people can’t take a column like this seriously. Trudeau isn’t above criticism, but that’s not what you do.

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@amymelissa555

1 year

@CTVAtlantic Fellow Nova Scotians blaming Trudeau- this is solidly in Houston’s court. He scrapped cap and trade.

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2 months

@emilykmay Unfiltered people are my favourite people.

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@amymelissa555

2 years

@RealAndyLeeShow The PM only has to breathe for you all to decide you’re offended. I’ve never seen ppl so able to make something out of absolutely nothing.

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Melissa

@amymelissa555

1 year

Completed my unrestricted firearms safety course last weekend! Now my application has been submitted and in a few months I will be licensed and able to purchase my own little hunting rifle. I am so happy that we have serious regulations in 🇨🇦 to keep us safe.

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@amymelissa555

4 years

@girlsreallyrule Ummmm girl has never had to pull up and wait for food????! 🤣

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@amymelissa555

6 years

@wifetomike @dexteritee @chrissyteigen Imagine if we talked to men this way? Oh, so you think Putin is an evil dictator? WHAT HAPPENED TO SUPPORTING OTHER MEN, FRANK??

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@amymelissa555

1 year

@takeyourzoloft Insanely gross and WAY too far.

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@amymelissa555

4 years

@BrandiGlanville Stop it with this misinformation. The Obama administration held kids when it looked as if they were in danger and were being trafficked . The trump admin’s whole goal simply separation. That’s it. You come here and we will take your kids. It’s cruel and disgusting.

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@amymelissa555

4 years

@CBCAlerts She needs to be removed. She has needed to be removed for a long gd time.

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@amymelissa555

2 years

@Dean_Winnipeg I’ve been so weirded out the last little while finding myself agreeing with things she says and seeing her as a reasonable voice in a party disconnecting from reality. It’s… something.

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@stephen_taylor The clownvoy was the only thing that brought shame to Canada.

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@LeslynLewis It’s gotta be tough to live in scary conspiracy world all the time.

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@David_Moscrop @TheRealKeean Right? I mean he literally ran on these issues and won.

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2 years

@ollyrowland Not going to call anyone names but I’ll never understand the politicization of masks or why guys like you think it’s some huge hardship to throw one on. It’s literally the easiest thing.

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@amymelissa555

2 years

@SJRBoomz @2closetocall Yes to this. The dislike is visceral.

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@amymelissa555

2 years

Oh, I’ve also used ArriveCAN twice this year and *gasp* it didn’t kill me and took all of 5 minutes. Sick of these whiny babies.

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@amymelissa555

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If feeding hungry kids at schools makes you mad, you may have lost the plot. I’m not blessed with kids (yet?) but fuck yeah I want those kids fed and ABSOLUTELY support $10/day daycare.

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2 years

@christyclarkbc Most young people I know are thrilled with this deal, me included. A stable government enacting progressive policies and shunning the insane populism on the right is a huge win.

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@amymelissa555

4 years

If I was a Democratic politician and anyone in the media asked me how I was going to work with Republicans going forward, I’d laugh in their faces. You can’t work with corrupt and dishonest conspiracy theorists. Stop pretending it’s two sides of the same coin. #TrumpCoupPlot

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2 years

@yellowsnow9 @atRachelGilmore She’s literally telling you what happened, dude.

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3 months

@1rorycowan The grace and poise from someone so young is so inspiring. I know I would’ve been crying for sure.

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@amymelissa555

7 years

@MrKennyJimenez @amybrewster2016 @jaketapper @alfranken I would be upset and demand an apology, it’s unacceptable, but I refuse to put this in the same category as Roy Moore or Trump though and don’t think I’d expect a resignation if I’m being honest.

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@amymelissa555

2 years

@charlesadler @JustinTrudeau If there is an election called, Canadians like myself will be so pissed. The coalition should produce what the majority of us voted for. Let the right make noise, focus on getting things done then run on that.

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@SpencerGuard I think you might be shadow banned, John. I’ve attempted to repost you several times and when that didn’t work I attempted to quote you and it will not appear on my page.

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@amymelissa555

5 years

@HoarseWisperer I am so nervous.

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@amymelissa555

2 years

@David_Moscrop My Twitter feed had this directly under a column about how united the Conservative party is. 👌🏼

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@RagingLibNana @ItsDeanBlundell I don’t even have mixed feelings. This isn’t about human rights it’s about the equal application of professional standards across the board. You have the right to be whoever you want, you don’t have the right to do what you want in a professional setting. This is a circus.

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5 years

@DarylGregoire @JustinTrudeau Canadians love Obama.

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@ctvedmonton Jesus the anonymous qanon army coming out hard against any measures to help immunocompromised kids. Get your heads checked, you’ve lost the plot.

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@SavPanics @therealjanellew @justcameron I adore her and two things are simultaneously true: she has been through unimaginable trauma and she also clearly needs help.

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1 year

@sur_rules The only person I want to hear speak on it is Ariana. I’m SO sick of the rest of these hypocrites.

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@amymelissa555

2 years

@CBCAdrianH @MichelletypoQ I have been wondering, watching the police officers assist and seemingly welcome the occupiers, how many of them followed orders from their chief and if he was dealing with many internal conflicts along with all of this due to racism.

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1 year

@TheoFleury14 They were democratically elected, get a grip.

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1 year

@RobertFife So now the same people who run around screaming that Trudeau is a dictator are mad that he won’t interfere with our judicial system. What a bunch of clowns.

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@amymelissa555

2 years

@EvanLSolomon @PierrePoilievre She will always be the woman who posted far right slander and lies to me.

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@rupasubramanya Unlike twitter, in real life there are consequences for being rude and insufferable.

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1 year

@acoyne I never thought the leopard would eat MY face comes to mind here.

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1 year

@Captaincoby00 I just want to know why she’s in every picture now and at every (campaign) stop.

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4 years

@mikiebarb @AriFleischer When you’re on a steady diet of Fox etc. you don’t differentiate between the two.

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@amymelissa555

6 years

@realthecaffiend @macleans @InklessPW My thoughts exactly.

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3 months

Post hike, no makeup, greasy hair, and forced cuddles. Perfect little friend hangout this weekend.

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6 years

*In hushed reverence with tears pouring down* That was one of the most powerful performances I’ve ever seen. #TIMESUP #GRAMMYs @KeshaRose

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2 years

For the love of god, I am begging people to learn how our system of government works in Canada. Even bots should have a little background knowledge, Jesus. #Canada

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3 years

@EvanLSolomon @acoyne

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@brianlilley @PierrePoilievre Like you’d say any different lol.

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@yonkojohn The same way we’d act if they were Canadian born, this isn’t hard.

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@Captaincoby00 “Hello Liberal party, I’d like to donate my whole pay this month.” - me, right after he says let’s go girls.

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4 years

@JohnDombrosky @MeghanMcCain Ok, now this is a very cool wedding story!!

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5 years

@mini_bubbly @HoarseWisperer Thank god we do! ☺️

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@CTVAtlantic Scrapped cap and trade and screwed over Nova Scotians. At least there will be rebates.

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@TheRealDrePapi I worked in a couple of prisons once and there should be studies on the type of women who do this because there are way more than I ever would’ve thought.

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@ColumbiaSJP “You backed the saving of innocents so that missiles fired at them would be stopped and we are mad about it because we want dead Jews.” At least you’re saying exactly what you are out loud now. Vile.

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2 years

@CTVNews All the cons barking good riddance fail to grasp that he represents a lot of PCs that no longer have a home in the CPC. This is what integrity looks like.

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@Joshuaisonx @UofT Meanwhile, the Hamas cheerleaders are so proud of their stance, they have their faces covered.

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@CynnaAel @benmekler 🤣🤣 they are so comical. When we left the building the vet is in, she turned around and growled at it one last time for good measure lol.

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@Captaincoby00 It’s all fun and games until it happens to you, I guess.

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@AlexpiersonAMP Actually, this is pretty awesome. It must suck to be permanently miserable.

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@PierrePoilievre He used it exactly as he said he would and did what needed to be done.

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@jkenney “Kids come first” says man literally doing everything to avoid putting the kids first.

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@markcritch God I’m so sick of this. The worst humans feel comfortable crawling out of whatever dark corners they were in and acting like this.

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@LevittMichael How does this not get them arrested? What an absolute disgrace and an embarrassment for us all.

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4 years

@Yamiche This hit me hard. I’m so proud he’s my PM. He isn’t perfect, we aren’t perfect, but I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else.

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