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amy muller

@amyjmuller

2 years

wanted to share a few of my favorite signs I’ve encountered (part 1)

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

5 years

The group of NYU Tisch students belting “Seasons Of Love” outside my window in the East Village are a... uh... frustratingly appropriate punishment for my role in the area’s gentrification

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

1 month

Kinda crazy that you can now watch the getaway in its ENTIRETY… like you could find out who wins. You could see me slowly get a rlly bad sunburn. You could even laugh, cry, or appreciate the beauties of the American west. What a show tbh

Nebula

@WatchNebula

1 month

call in sick the getaway finale just dropped

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

3 months

been cooking

Sam (from Wendover)

@wendoverpro

3 months

Basically @WatchNebula paid me to gaslight creators into thinking they were on a different show than they actually were. The Getaway: coming July 10th.

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

11 months

I returned to utah because I want fabulous (that is my simple request)

amy muller

@amyjmuller

2 years

I came to sundance because I love cinema

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

1 year

@wendoverpro

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

1 year

cutest thing I’ve ever seen. team sparrow 4ever

Sparrow

@twitchy_sparrow

1 year

Also another bonus doodle of @amyjmuller and Tristan!! (Sorry king I have no idea if he has twitter lol)

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

1 year

FUN NEWS! For ONE WEEK ONLY, our lil show “come if u want” is available to watch on dropbox (the people’s streamer)! Bigger and better things to come, but we had lots of fun making this version and just wanted to share with u ✨ Password: montauk

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

7 months

Neighborhood bagel place is closing. I wanna sit shiva but what the fuck would we eat

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

3 years

word of warning: I also live by these principles and am not seeing the same results

Yahoo Entertainment

@YahooEnt

3 years

Timothée Chalamet reveals the secrets to his success: ‘No hard drugs and no superhero movies’

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

2 months

This one’s for the girlies who wish the traitors were incentivized to sabotage the missions 💐 getaway quite literally out now

Nebula

@WatchNebula

2 months

The Getaway

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

3 years

Absolutely glowing after voting for @elizaorlins ! Let’s abolish some cash bail, NYC! I know the sticker is upside down! I was caught up in the moment!

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

2 years

I came to sundance because I love cinema

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

3 years

~spooky~ halloween recipe/tutorial!! definitely one of the classics, be sure to check out 😇

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

1 year

October 23rd, 2020 was the most annoying night of my life—and it’s not close. Come relive it with me at my ✨debut half-hour✨on June 29th!! We think it’ll b super fun… u can come if u want ig Tickets here!

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

if what the internet wants is a glimpse at the daily life of a columbia student in nyc, then by gum, that’s what they’re getting

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

9 months

MONDAY NIGHT! CAVEAT! ALSO A LIVESTREAM! Don’t let the event description fool you, I WILL provide rebuttal and I WILL be rude about it. Pretty cool Monday activity imo, see u there ✨

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

MEET MY NEW FOSTER CAT HIS NAME IS ROCKY AND I THINK IF HE COULD SPEAK HE WOULD HAVE AN IMPLACABLE EUROPEAN ACCENT

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

1 year

@thewheatgerm amyhive stays winning

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

if you’re gonna claim you’re irreplaceable, you need to be 100% sure you’re right. brian agler was right

Why I’ll Never Be Replaced by a Robot

I do certain things at work that a robot would never be able to replicate, like spending two to three hours in the bathroom every day.

www.newyorker.com

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

Cinnamon Toast Instagram Crunch 🤝 Me, craving those crazy squares

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

2 years

little something I’ve been working on

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

3 years

CDC says fully vaccinated people can now get a thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

Thrilled to announce my new Netflix show “Juliette in New York” about a French girl who moves to NYC for work and she’s like “je ne parlais pas anglais” and everyone else is like “I’m walkin here”

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

10 months

(part 7) skipped over for 30 under 30 again this year :( they told me it came down to me or kendall and while it was a tight vote at the forbes office she beat me again. no matter, i still have my signs

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

5 months

can’t wait to share my treasures with you LIVE at projectorfest 😘

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

1 year

finally living out one of my wildest dreams (accepting a bribe to move my flight back one day at zero inconvenience to me) is this how the gods feel

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

Lying in bed, gazing out the window, recalling the time a friend said, behind my back, that I had “big Doofenschmirtz energy”

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

5 years

This NYTimes story is awful. My parents didn't buy my way into C*lumbia, I got in on hard work and unchecked systematic privilege ALONE

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

Do you guys remember when I went home for an indefinite quarantine and only packed formalwear? That was wild

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

6 years

Who needs drugs when you can get high just by seeing kids you never liked in high school getting pulled into pyramid schemes on Facebook?

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

2 years

He’s my present this year ;)

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

3 years

Knives Out (2019)

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

3 years

Feeling powerful bc I’m the only one on the L train who knows my backpack is full of pancakes

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

1 year

red alert!!! breathtaking modern love piece from an unbelievable writer who critics and fans alike have called “my friend caitlin”

My Mother, the Stranger (Published 2023)

After cutting off all contact with my mother, I tried to let go. Now I’m trying to hold on.

www.nytimes.com

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

5 years

When people asked if I’ve figured out how to put a video in a tweet yet

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

9 months

@jltgonmyphone @thewheatgerm strawberry hibiscus went hard am I right

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

1 year

@thewheatgerm Oh my god

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

5 years

The Boss Baby 2 Boss 2 Baby Boss Baby: Tokyo Drift Boss & Baby Boss 5 The Boss Baby 6 Baby 7 The Fate of the Baby The Boss Baby Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

1 year

@twitchy_sparrow @irondaledays brb sending this to my trivia team

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

8 months

(part 8) happy new year everyone. if you’re looking for a sign, you’ll always find one

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

Me at 20! I know I look the same, but look at that crowd behind me! Unimaginable

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

11am: set up my cute lil outdoor office 1130am: shit on by bird Onward: mental health day

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

Is this relatable

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

2 years

In lieu of a resume I will now be sending this

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 months

oops we went and turned this twitter thread/lifelong passion into a show. catch a ticket see the signs!! Thursday May 30th xo

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

3 years

ok yeah a lot of people went to the VMAs and the Met Gala within 24 hours, but in those same 24 hours I finally acquired a bed frame. What I mean to say is that New York is a city of many lives

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

3 years

Last day of classes and I can’t believe I did it... survived a whole year without the sweet rush of a classmate glancing at my notebook and being like “wow, I really like your handwriting!”

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

3 years

i’m only this risk-averse is because i refuse to die before we get lorde’s third album. once that shit drops i’m never looking both ways again

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

5 years

Next arriving at the #MetGala , social media influencer Amy Muller, styled by Qiu

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

Might not be the only bug he’s caught at a political event lately

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

I wanna live in his world

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

5 years

EAST CAMPUS, SATURDAY NIGHT By Amy Muller Vomit on the floor Just outside my EC door A footprint, center

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

2 years

do you think she’d destroy them

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

5 years

Wore the same outfit... so embarrassing! I guess one of us has to change

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

5 years

He lasted a while, that guy. And served wine in a cave, no lie! But now is the end For Pete from South Bend Whose hopes were a little too high.

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

I don’t think I would last on survivor because, to my core, I did come here to make friends

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

3 years

if you have my number, delete it

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

About to snatch an A in my ornithology class

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

Prezbo, with no plan, realizing he needs to send another email today (colorized)

Mad Men Quotes

@MadMenQts

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

3 years

Me Putting Toasted Pine Nuts on Paw Patrol Kraft Mac and Cheese (2021)

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

Subjecting your closest inner circle to 2 weeks of multiple health screens and quarantine but then not taking them to a private island would be a killer prank (+good 4 public health!)

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

hey ztudents a fun fact is that when you watch class recordings you can see what your prof/TAs are saying about y’all in the main session once they’ve sent u to breakout rooms

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

3 years

They say write what you know, and all I know is #survivor micronesia

West Wing Writers

@WestWingWriters

3 years

NEW, and in honor of #Survivor41 finale day: WWW's resident Sole Survivor @amyjmuller analyzed the show's best season, offering lessons from the rhetorical masterclass that is the Micronesia Jury. Survivors ready? GO!

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

so hard to make plans for after 11/3 cuz it’s like “yeah im prob good for dinner next thursday! obv unless they attempt at a fascist coup... might have to take to the streets but guess we could do that, like, together?”

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

5 years

I didn’t know comparing hand sizes was flirting I just have tiny hands I thought it was a party trick o no

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

11 months

“For accustomed Charli listeners, ‘Vroom Vroom’ is as holy as the Bible and twice as iconic.” talking to andy is like this always (and what a pleasure)

Paste Magazine

@PasteMagazine

11 months

It's high time we pay our proper respects to one of music's greatest contemporary pop stars. Here are our picks for the 15 greatest Charli XCX ( @charli_xcx ) songs of all time ⬇️

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

up all night thinking about her

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

to the girls screeching–and I mean SCREECHING–All Too Well outside my window... y wasn’t i invited 😢

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

Timeline cleanser

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

Do you think the ball pit industry will ever recover

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

5 years

Me: dense urban living and public transit use are not only more enjoyable than suburban sprawl/car culture, but are far more environmentally and economically sound Me, sweaty and having waited 6 mins for the M train: sink NYC into the ocean and drive me to my Farm

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

1 year

Feeling really good about my brand today

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

5 years

Nobody: College professors trying to turn on a projector: sorry, my doctorate is in medieval poetry, not projectors!!

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

5 years

I think we found his quote for Disney World's Hall of Presidents!!!!

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

1 year

If you’re low on plans tonight, I recommend this sampling platter of projectorfest shows! Tix (irl and livestream) below c u there

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

5 years

“I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL” is going to be in the punchy start to so many DBQs in APUSH circa 2034

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

3 years

Ten years ago today, I made an account on this wretched website, thought long and hard about what my first tweet should be, and then knocked it out of the park (as I have continued to do for every tweet since, ask anybody)

amy muller

@amyjmuller

13 years

bowtie pasta

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

3 years

It’s like Forbes doesn’t even know I’m under 30

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

3 years

we need to talk about the haircut

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

3 years

Shoot! Can someone spot the difference for me?? I’m having trouble

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

5 years

Yes

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

sucks that my HS class apparently has a gossip girl now and sucks more that said gossip girl hasn’t mysteriously texted me ANYTHING

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

“I rented this apartment for the location” The location:

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

Love it when a recipe specifies a pasta shape because it’s like, oh?? You think you can convince me not to use bowties??

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

5 years

Though she lobbed that stapler like a bomb, When all the men yelled she stayed calm. But her Klobucharge Just wasn’t so large But she did win one vote: from my mom.

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

4 years

After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

5 years

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them inside.

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

2 years

so excited to share the first draft of my book!!

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amy muller

@amyjmuller

1 year

days later still reeling from my trip to the freshwater fishing hall of fame … more pictures of guys holding a fish than you’ve ever seen … halls and halls of this. tinder with walls and roof