Bought a new kewpie mayo. Left the grocery bag on the ground for a little over an hour. Tell me why as soon as I started squeezing it, Frost size teeth holes of mayo started coming out the side of the bottle.
No one has ever looked at a beautiful woman and thought “But if only she had a tattoo!” They’re ugly and uncivilized. Savage, even. Getting a tattoo shows you value “trends” over objective aesthetic value—Stupid herd behavior.
I grew up playing Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater and that soundtrack is a huge reason I listen to th music I do. No one talk to me for the rest of the evening.