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@amydjh
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3 years
Prioritise those who prioritise you 🤞🏼💫
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@amydjh
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3 years
There’s a special place in hell for people that promise you things unprovoked and still don’t deliver
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@amydjh
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3 years
Who is the funniest man alive and why is it Karl Pilkington
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@amydjh
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2 years
The right decision isn’t always the easiest
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@amydjh
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2 years
Coming back from a rave and watching Rick n morty is one way to send yourself fully under btw would not recommend
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@amydjh
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9 years
Imagine seeing ur boyf kissing another girl on national tv looool I'd break into the big brother house
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@amydjh
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2 years
I hope the woman stood barefoot in fabric toilets on Friday night asking to buy someone’s socks is ok x
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@amydjh
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3 years
Stuck being trying to control every situation in my life but also remembering everything happens for a reason & what’s meant for me will never miss me 🥲🪐✨🤞🏼💫😂
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@amydjh
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3 years
Looks like I’m medically exempt again
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@amydjh
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3 years
Proud of myself & every other nhs / care staff who stuck to their values & didn’t back down despite the coercion 🙏🏼
@SkyNews
Sky News
3 years
The government is expected to step back from requiring NHS and social care workers to be vaccinated against COVID-19
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@amydjh
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3 years
Me watching the world wake up after being called a selfish anti vax conspiracy theorist for the last 18 months x
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@amydjh
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2 years
Currently in malta about to play my set in 15 mins and someone just asked me to play music with words in. Yuck x
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@amydjh
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3 years
How can we end up staying in the completely wrong air bnb on Sunday and a bbc 3 film crew walks in 8am Monday morning to start filming & we’re all just chilling there 😭 cba
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@amydjh
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3 years
Why’s there so many good events in winter I’m meant to be saving 😭😭😭
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@amydjh
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3 years
Getting advice from a cabbage. 😭😭😭
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@amydjh
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1 year
Can’t believe I’ve just played Fabric 😭😭😭 someone pinch me
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@amydjh
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5 years
Dunno about you lot but I don’t come on twitter to be a called a racist cuz I wear fake tan 😂 if I sit in the sun I will tan naturally so what’s so different if I buy a £1 primark mitt and a bottle of bondi sands
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@amydjh
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1 year
The best time yesterday my first time playing in Italy 💕 the @AfterCaposile energy is special 🧚🏼‍♀️
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@amydjh
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1 year
I’m just not cut out for the 9-5 life
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@amydjh
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1 year
Still laughing how the passport control man in Romania asked for my instagram
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@amydjh
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3 years
Getting home by yourself is the worst thing after being with your friends for days 🥲
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@amydjh
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3 years
Good job a weekend in fabric means everything to us then x
@SkyNews
Sky News
3 years
Professor Chris Whitty, England's chief medical officer, says people should be "prioritising" the social events "that really matter to them" ahead of Christmas amid the rising Omicron cases. More on #COVID19 here:
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@amydjh
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3 years
If they wanted to they would is such a weird saying because I want to but I won’t 😂
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@amydjh
Amy
9 years
U know when you just want the best for someone :) that is me I am the best for you
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@amydjh
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2 years
Love having plans, hate finding outfits 💔
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@amydjh
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5 years
Does anyone else get really impatient when making toast? Like I literally pop the toaster about 4 times to check if it’s done yet
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@amydjh
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2 years
My elf bar is the only thing stopping me from going insane today and I just dropped it in my cuppa. Goodbye world
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@amydjh
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1 year
The excitement is realllll flying to Ibiza today with my best friends to open the terrace at Cova Santa tomorrow ❤️❤️❤️❤️ someone pinch me x
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@amydjh
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5 years
Makes me feel physically sick reading she actually had to have surgery after the attack and these 2 animals are stood celebrating it. 😩 scary world.
@metpoliceuk
Metropolitan Police
5 years
#GUILTY | CCTV shows the moment two men brazenly laugh and high-five each other, moments after raping a woman at a nightclub in #Soho . Today, they have been found guilty of four counts of rape. Read more 👉
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@amydjh
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3 years
Vibes on vibessss as always 🔥🔥🔥 @JulianAnthonyDJ
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@amydjh
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4 years
Once they confirm there’s no negative impact on female or male fertility, maybe I’d think twice about having the vaccine... but unfortunately they can’t, because there is NO long term studies on either of the vaccines that have been approved 😅
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@amydjh
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3 years
🥳🤟🏼 #NewProfilePic
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@amydjh
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2 years
Pay not reflecting cost of living = forced to leave. Less care staff = high stress & poor mental health of workers, causing a decrease in patient care. Pay rise attracts ppl to the 130k+ vacancies. Don’t see how anyone can argue against these strikes unless ur totally ignorant 😅
@Skye_Lloyd
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2 years
Could someone please explain the nhs strikes to me cos I genuinely don’t get it? They knew the pay when they joined? Health care assistants pushing tea trolleys and giving out pills need a pay increase why? Average ambulance paramedic wage is £27k? Average nurse wage is £33k??
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@amydjh
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4 years
Know the difference being patient or wasting your time ✔️
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@amydjh
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5 years
Can’t believe there’s people in the world who don’t like mayo
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@amydjh
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2 years
U know you’re excited for the day when u wake up before your alarm 😂
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@amydjh
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4 years
When u say ur popping out for one and end up creeping up the stairs at 5am trying not to wake anyone up and ur dog starts barking the house down x happy Sunday x
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@amydjh
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3 years
Just when you think it can’t get any more embarrassing
@SkyNews
Sky News
3 years
COVID-19 boosters available on Christmas Day in NHS 'jingle jab' campaign
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@amydjh
Amy
1 year
Playing in Ibiza was something else 😭❤️ made even more special having so many people I lovee there, heart is so full after the best week 🫶🏼
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@amydjh
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1 year
One day closer to playing Ibiza closings 🥹 get me there alreadyyyyy
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@amydjh
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8 years
Having money would literally solve all my problems 😢😢😢😢😢😢
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@amydjh
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3 years
The fact I actually lose my job soon unless I get the vaccine 🤣 madting
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@amydjh
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8 years
Buzzing I had my interview this morning at the primary school and just got a call to say I've got the job 😁😁🤗
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@amydjh
Amy
3 years
Feel 100x better after having a few chilled weekends 🥰
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@amydjh
Amy
2 years
Tinnitus is savage 😭
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@amydjh
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4 years
I thought that petit sunset song was the worst and most overused song on insta stories but I think I love you baby has taken its spot
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@amydjh
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3 years
#NewProfilePic ☺️💫💘
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@amydjh
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4 years
Can’t stop thinking about how much I wish there was an extra 10 years between our 20’s and 30’s
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@amydjh
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3 years
Never been more ready to take up all the room in someone’s sons bed x
@954Cobi
𝙁𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙖𝘽𝙤𝙮 🌴🏄🏾‍♂️
3 years
This is exactly how it be 😭
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@amydjh
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3 years
Go on the girl
@fabiangib
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3 years
Kebab shops after midnight are wild.
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@amydjh
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3 years
The sound of people eating is actually not ok this early in the morning
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@amydjh
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3 years
How can make up artists face app their clients looool
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@amydjh
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1 year
A month today & I’ll be in Barca playing at off sonar 😅
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@amydjh
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5 years
Anyone else think about how u let someone treat / speak to you like shit before and it genuinely angers u that you ever let them get away with it ? Cuz same 🙂
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@amydjh
Amy
2 years
Abode shaped my first days in the rave scene all those years ago 😭 grateful for this & proud of my @beats_ldn boys 💕
@beats_ldn
BEATS LDN
2 years
Next stop ….. MALTA 🇲🇹✈️☀️ See you in June @AbodeRecords
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@amydjh
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4 years
I honestly refuse to watch the news, full of negativity and scaremongering
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@amydjh
Amy
8 years
71% vote "nah" when asked if they think you're buff and ur still tweeting .. come on mateeee 😭
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@amydjh
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5 years
I’m so glad it’s not just me who thinks this 🤣😭 thought I was a weirdo x
Boys in there dirty work gear 🥵🥵 Nothing sexier
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@amydjh
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3 years
2 words: manny accent 😋😂😅
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@amydjh
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3 years
#NewProfilePic reminiscing over the best couple of months. 🤕🥲
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@amydjh
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1 year
Literally had the best news EVER today 🥹🩵🪩 ticking off more 2023 goals 🥰
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@amydjh
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5 years
One of my Year 2’s turned to me today and asked ‘why is the top of your hair dark but the rest of it blonde’ 🙂 my gals sending for my roots 🤣 kids have no chill x
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@amydjh
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6 years
Seeing pics of people travelling honestly pains me. A lil part of me dies every time cuz I’m so jealous & wish I could drop everything and go 😳
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@amydjh
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8 years
So annoying when you defend someone and they turn out just the same 👍🏻😊🙃
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@amydjh
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8 years
Naaah imagine actually winning 61 million on the lottery, I would be chilling for my whole life
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@amydjh
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1 year
What a trip to Barcelona it’s been so far ❤️ life is goooooood
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@amydjh
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10 years
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@amydjh
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5 years
Honestly hate myself after I’ve had a few drinks 🤦🏼‍♀️ I talk absolute 💩😂
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@amydjh
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8 years
Smoking is so grim
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@amydjh
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7 years
A woman today at work asked me if we sell Gucci or Louis v bags...... lol i work at new look
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@amydjh
Amy
3 years
So 817 apparent new cases of the ‘new variant’ (that has 0 recorded deaths) out of a population of 68 million
@SkyNews
Sky News
3 years
Omicron: UK identifies another 249 cases of new COVID-19 variant as total reaches 817
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@amydjh
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7 years
Finally have my uni offers 🍾 just to pass my skills tests then the journey to being a teacher begins 😊👩🏼‍🏫
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@amydjh
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10 months
I sleep better knowing I’m not one of those people that send an offer on Vinted for £1 less than the listed price x
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@amydjh
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8 years
Just clocked I don't need to buy my boyf anything for Christmas cuz I'm already the best present he could get
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10 years
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@amydjh
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3 years
How can people actually say with their chest £50 for appetite fabric ticket??? Little dweebs 😂
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10 years
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3 years
I thought this was just standard procedure 😂
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@amydjh
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8 years
Omg it's actually depressing how single I am
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@amydjh
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6 years
Lol at the woman driving behind me who started shouting &doing 🖕🏻 to me cuz I let a lorry out at a junction 🤣 hope me laughing at u and then driving 30 in a 60 helped your mood x
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@amydjh
Amy
2 years
Heart might burst in a sec with all this love I’m feeling today 🥹🤣🤣🤣
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@amydjh
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6 years
Serving a mum & her kids asking if they’re holiday shopping, I tell the little boy u can go swimming with Dad while mum sunbathes. She goes “actually we aren’t together anymore” 🙃 ok great 1 Amy x
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@amydjh
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2 years
Someone trying to sell appetite ticket for £70 before 2pm entry when they’re still 50 on RA 🤣 bye
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@amydjh
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8 years
How is it June tomorrow? 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶 this year is going too fast
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@amydjh
Amy
5 years
Why is it that when I don’t need / can’t afford clothes I see a million things I want to buy, but when I need to find an outfit for something I can’t find / don’t like anything ??? Help
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@amydjh
Amy
3 years
Manifesting a new job and city apartment more than ever 😅🤞🏼✨💭🙏🏼
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Amy
5 years
Nothing like a wedding to make you feel even more single xx
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1 year
Counting down the days hours mins n seconds I’m that excited 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
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@amydjh
Amy
10 years
What do girls achieve from trying to ruin a relationship 😂
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Amy
8 years
I actually have the weirdest taste in boys always fancy people I shouldn't
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11 years
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2 years
I’ve come to realise the main reason I’d consider getting a boyfriend is so I have someone to help me change my bedsheets
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@amydjh
Amy
3 years
If another bday party of mine gets ruined in feb I’m genuinely refusing to age until I get to celebrate properly
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@amydjh
Amy
2 years
So ready for the loft this weekend 👽😆🐝🥳💕✨
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@amydjh
Amy
3 years
If you genuinely support segregating society based on someone’s vaccination status then trust me you are the deranged one. 😂
@JeremyVineOn5
Jeremy Vine & Storm Huntley on 5
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"I can't understand why people believe anti-vax propaganda, it's deranged - there's no reason not to have the jab" @ToryBoyPierce understands why countries are putting unvaccinated residents in lockdown, but isn't convinced we could police it in the UK. @y_alibhai | #JeremyVine
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@amydjh
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2 years
What is it about turning 25 that makes it feel so serious 🥲 if age anxiety is real I’ve got it x
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Amy
3 years
Life is seriously overwhelming me at the moment and I don’t like it x
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4 years
Why do girls search through social media to find stuff they knowww is gonna upset them 😭🤣 we’re actually all nuts
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@amydjh
Amy
9 years
When your ex tweets lies about you 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
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