Amy 💕 @ammyy_sethi Twitter profile

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Amy 💕

5 years

Just because a woman is beautiful and polite to you, it doesn't mean that she is interested. It means she was raised in a liberal atmosphere. Or may be her spouse has held her hand strongly without invading her personal space. 🌹

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

3 years

😂😂😂

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@ammyy_sethi

4 years

Today I told my husband, "I love you." He is hiding his cheque book, ATM cards since then.

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@ammyy_sethi

3 years

Dear Men...If she is mad or angry, just kiss her!

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Amy 💕

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4 years

PC with WINDOWS

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@ammyy_sethi

5 years

I've prepared a romantic bubble water for my husband. He wasn't impressed!

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@ammyy_sethi

5 years

A girl who has a crush on my son has asked him out for a movie date. My son is avoiding her... He says movie toh dekhne nahi degi bas chabar chabar dimag khayegi... And above all he is asking me... Mom aap bhi aise hi Dad ka dimaag khate the??? 🙄

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@ammyy_sethi

5 years

Sex is like a gas station. Sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self service. 😉

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@ammyy_sethi

3 years

I wish there was a way to donate Fat like you can donate blood.

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@ammyy_sethi

2 years

Friend (female) : I'm experiencing knee pain from few days, suggest something... Me : Change the position babes! 😂

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

2 years

A man should be like Coffee... Strong, Hot, And keeps you awake at night. 😉

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

3 years

Married software engineer attending online meeting ! #insta

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@ammyy_sethi

5 years

Security level in India Knock Knock -Kaun hai? "Main hun.." Opens the door.

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@ammyy_sethi

4 years

What is mutual understanding??? Wife : I love you! Husband : Kitne paise chahiye??? Husband : I love you! Wife : Ruko, bacche soye nahi abhi! 🤷🏻😉

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@ammyy_sethi

3 years

Morning sex is the best way to rejuvenate your mind, body and soul after a long and tiring Diwali celebration! 😉 #GoodMorningTwitterWorld

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@ammyy_sethi

4 years

Pro tip for men : Keep flirting with her even if she's yours.

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@ammyy_sethi

4 years

Didi ke 12 Ex, 6 bestie, 5 boyfriend, 4 crush. . . Didi ka dil hai ya boys hostel... 🙄😂

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

4 years

Kuch log jo DM mei poochte hai... Lunch kiya? Dinner hua aapka? Bhai tune bartan maanjne hai kya?

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@ammyy_sethi

5 years

Boy : Can I kiss you?? Girl : No, before marriage we don't do anything. Boy : OK.. Inform me when you get married.

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

5 years

When women wears a bikni, they reveal 90%of their body.... Men are so polite that they look at the covered parts. 👌

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

5 years

😂😂😂

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

3 years

Sawan edition Butter Chicken!

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@ammyy_sethi

2 years

Sleeping next to someone you love makes you fall asleep faster, reduces depression and helps you to live longer.... Until he start to Snore!

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

2 years

Dear Men If you can't control your woman.... Then you've found the right one... 😂

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

3 years

Chocolate, Sex and Laughter are all key to a healthy brain.

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

3 years

Important advice for men! 😉

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

3 years

#sunglassestwitter

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

2 years

My kind of people! 😅

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

4 years

A man who thinks he's smarter than his wife, has a very smart wife!

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@ammyy_sethi

5 years

Husband : Cricket wala channel lagao.... Wife : Nahi lagaungi... Husband : Dekh lunga. 😈 Wife : Kya dekh loge..??? Husband : Yahi channel jo tum dekh rahi ho.... 😬

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

2 years

My favorite six pack! 😉

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

3 years

Some people need to understand that this is Twitter and not Tinder.

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@ammyy_sethi

3 years

My landlady sent me this thali... Bajra ki roti, kadhi, mint raita and kheer! She is awesome!!!!😋

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@ammyy_sethi

5 years

रावण को जलाने से पहले रावण को खड़ा भी हमलोग करते हैं..!!! - शुभम्

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@ammyy_sethi

5 years

My bank messaged me saying, "Stay healthy, Stay Safe!" I replied, "You Too!" 🤷🏻😂

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

3 years

Some people are seriously human version of migraine.

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

4 years

Money only impresses lazy women. When a woman works hard, a man with money is a bonus, not a ladder to upgrade.

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

3 years

After a long time I painted this...

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

2 years

The first step to fitness is buying gym clothes.

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

1 year

Itni mohabbat apni patni se.... Uff!

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

3 years

Karah prasad. #gurugobindsinghjayanti

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

3 years

Women never stalk men; they just research them intensely. #read

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

2 years

Ek zamaane mein oral ka matlab exam hota tha.

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@ammyy_sethi

5 years

If tequila, vodka, whiskey, gin and rum are called spirits, then those who consume them should be called... "Spiritual People!" 🙏🥂

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@ammyy_sethi

5 years

टीचर :Escalator को हिंदी में क्या कहते हैं??? स्टूडेंट : मैं ठहरा रहा, ज़मीन चलने लगी!!!! 😂

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@ammyy_sethi

5 years

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story. 😉

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

3 years

My favorite machine at the Gym is the Air Conditioner!

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

5 years

ओरिजनल ID से ब्लॉक करके... फ़ेक ID से नज़र बनाए रखना भी इश्क़ है!!! 😉

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

3 years

Crush ho ya brush waqt par badal lena chahiye.. Warna dil ho ya daant toot hi jayega!!!!

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@ammyy_sethi

3 years

No husband ever said, "I have a lovely and understanding wife."

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@ammyy_sethi

4 years

Who wants to meet me in real ???? Warning : Reply dene se pehle soch lena... I love food. Bill nahi dungi. 😂 #Trending

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@ammyy_sethi

3 years

You know what's Sexy?? A real conversation with a real person!!!!

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@ammyy_sethi

4 years

हर उदास शख़्स का मसला इश्क़ नहीं होता.....

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@ammyy_sethi

4 years

Important Tip for men... The most dangerous animal in the world is a silent smiling woman.

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

2 years

My husband wanted to relax with essential oils, I gave him chloroform. Now I could also relax!!!!

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

5 years

The way we are locked down..... After 21 days Modi ji will address the Nation saying.... Hathiyon...!!! 🐘

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@ammyy_sethi

3 years

Women have some desires that only trust can reveal.

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

2 years

A friend with two chins is better than the one with two faces.

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@ammyy_sethi

4 years

Hamesha acha gyaan dene wala insan Zindagi mei sare kaand kar chuka hota hai! 😉

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@ammyy_sethi

4 years

A Bad Girl is expensive, but a real woman is Priceless!

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@ammyy_sethi

4 years

People who are slim and eat everything from pizza to samosa and don't exercise at all are the ones I hate the most!

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

6 years

I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is.... Scaring men is easy!!! 😉

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@ammyy_sethi

5 years

अल्प विराम का महत्व 1- चलो, पूजा करते हैं। २- चलो पूजा, करते हैं। 😅😜🤪

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@ammyy_sethi

4 years

विवाहित महिलाओं द्वारा बोला जाने वाला सबसे बड़ा झूठ . . . . ☝🏻इन्हें पूछना पड़ेगा 😷 😝

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@ammyy_sethi

5 years

Teacher : Maa Baap k bagair Ghar kya hai??? Student : Girlfriend ko bulane ki behtareen jagah!

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@ammyy_sethi

4 years

जिक्र तिल का था ... जब गुड़ पे लगा तो गज़क हो गया, जब गाल पे लगा तो गजब हो गया !!

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@ammyy_sethi

5 years

My liquid diet is going fabulously. After 2 pegs of Bacardi I no longer care about how fat I am. 🤷🥃

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@ammyy_sethi

4 years

Sunday Brunch 🍽️ Aloo naan and choley!

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@ammyy_sethi

3 years

The most dangerous animal in the world is a smiling woman sitting in silence.

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

4 years

What is 'burning love?' It's when at night you reach out for the 'Vaseline gel' and pick up 'Vicks vaporub' by mistake. 😂

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@ammyy_sethi

2 years

If husband gets up early he let his wife sleep till late but when wife gets up early she doesn't let her husband sleep. Why??? #goodmorning

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@ammyy_sethi

4 years

Sexy does not come from the shape of a body, but the fire in a soul. #read

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@ammyy_sethi

5 years

Real women are never perfect and perfect women are never real. #TuesdayThoughts

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@ammyy_sethi

5 years

People with good heart are always unlucky in relationships. #thoughts

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@ammyy_sethi

5 years

Females never listen properly... Wife : I lost my keys again! Husband : it's in your jeans. Wife : Don't drag my family into this....

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@ammyy_sethi

4 years

Aadmi aur Aurat ka rishta bhi ajeeb hota hai.... Dur raho toh judai Aur Pass raho tuh ladai! 🤪

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@ammyy_sethi

4 years

👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

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@ammyy_sethi

3 years

मुट्ठी भर ही सही.... इश़्क सभी को है!

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

2 years

The Great Indian Punjabi Wedding and Its preparations!! 😛😅

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

2 years

Waise husband itne bure bhi nahi hote jitne ham apne dimag mei soch lete hain!

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@ammyy_sethi

3 years

I think most of the adult population just needs a good fuck and a cold beer.

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@ammyy_sethi

5 years

OK Google Call my wife and tell her that I'll be late and won't be there for dinner. Google Assistant : OK, will do that. After sometime..... Google Assistant : Next time, you talk to your wife yourself.

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@ammyy_sethi

4 years

Man to his wife : "Business is going down, if you learn to cook, we can remove our cook." Wife : "Dear husband, if you learn to fuck, we can remove driver, gardener and watchman too!"

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@ammyy_sethi

3 years

Sometimes a hug is worth more than a thousand words.

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@ammyy_sethi

3 years

My contribution towards #InternationalDayOfYoga

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@ammyy_sethi

3 years

Baspan ka pyar! 😍

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@ammyy_sethi

5 years

Other countries : - Let's congratulate the bride and groom. India : - Pehle khana kha lete hain, baad mei bheed ho jayegi....

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@ammyy_sethi

4 years

On February 14, there will be 7 types of corona viruses: 1. Corona 2. Aur Corona 3. Bas corona 4. Mat corona 5. Dheere se corona 6. Zor se corona 7. Ek bar aur corona 🤐😂

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Amy 💕

@ammyy_sethi

3 years

बहुत नाराज़ थे तो रो पड़े... अपनों से क्या ही शिकायत करते!

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