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Amit Tandon

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Stand Up Comic / Writer / Host / Checkout My Solo on Netflix - Family Tandoncies New Video -

New Delhi, India

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Joined January 2008

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4 months

US / Canada Tour Following cities already listed. More will be added soon Calgary - 6th Sep Dallas - 8th Sep Bay Area - 14th Sep Vancouver -15th Sep Detroit – 20th Sep New Jersey - 21st Sep Atlanta - 22nd Sep Connecticut – 27th Sep Chicago - 29th Sep Raleigh - 4th Oct

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5 years

Corona has proven that India's bigger problem is not illiteracy, it is stupidity of literate people

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Corona Virus has reached the "Dekhi Jaayegi" stage in India now

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My 73 yrs old Dad called me up yesterday and said "Koi Paise vaise ki zaroorat ho to bata dena" I am 44 yrs old and well settled. Almost had tears in my eyes. Daddy to Daddy hee rahenge :)

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3 years

Covid Positive? Let's talk (If you are interested :))

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It is insane how #IndiasGotLatent is becoming as popular as the show whose parody it is. Made at 1% of cost of the original, much funnier and totally unscripted, it is changing lives of participants as well as judges. Kudos to @ReheSamay and @IndieHabitat for building such an

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Saw a guy at the Airport who had come to pick his mom. He had a bouquet in his hand. As soon as she walked out with a trolley of 3 big bags, he ran up to her, hugged her, she hugged him back. And then, his friend walked up to him and said "Bhai, vo angle theek nahi aaya reel ke

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4 months

These elections have been so interesting that no one reported who has performed at the pre-wedding cruise in the last three days

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5 years

Saif - Taimur iss time hag raha hai News Channel Anchors - What a coincidence! Hum bhi

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Latest on primetime: Taimur is on potty, can't give flying kiss to Times Now viewers.

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A guy in Delhi told me he carries a wheel lock with him and whenever he parks in No Parking area, he puts that lock. The traffic police ppl think one of their guys already did it and others don't park around him thinking they also might get challaned 😁😁

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Thanks to OTT Platforms, Brilliant actors who weren't "Hero Material" are playing lead roles that they deserve Stories are getting the treatment that they deserve Viewers are getting the content that they deserve

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10 months

Jab Ranbir Kapoor Rocket Singh aur Wale up Sid jaisi movies kar raha thaa, to koi dekhne nahi gaya

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3 years

Delhi! Free Home Cooked food at Doorstep for Covid Patients. Call - 9687446553 Verified at 1:50 pm, 26th April

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4 years

Aaj Antila mein kitne TV toote honge!

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1 year

Received this today. Don't know how to even respond to that. I can only thank almighty

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Delhi! Tomorrow you decide whether you want 5 yrs of Development or 5 yrs of Hatred. Go out and vote for what you think your children deserve

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3 years

We all should be more responsible while using social media. I made a mistake and I apologise unconditionally

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4 years

Eight years since Jaspal Bhatti left us. Probably the best satirist India produced. His Flop show is still as relevant as it 28 yrs ago. Clips from the show still going around on Whatsapp. It didn't get a second season because last episode was a satire on Doordarshan

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4 years

Hahaha.. Someone give him a mic and stage please

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Ideally from the non strikers end. Although with Ashwin even that's not safe😉 #INDvsENG

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In 1988, I was in 7th standard. There was a small gathering in the school where they asked students if any of us wanted to perform anything on stage. I went on stage and performed my first ever stand up set on stage. It was from Johny Lever sir's Audio Cassette, and I had heard

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4 years

Indian bowlers are bowling against Aussie batsmen and Indian fielders

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3 years

Just saw a Ketto fundraiser that was started to buy 100 Oxygen Concentrators and eventually ended up raising enough money to buy 1365! Sleeping to some positive news

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Indian sentiment right now: 3rd Wave Aane se Pehle Pehle Ghoom Aao

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Jab tak 4 bedroom house ke paise ikattha hue, hamari need One bedroom ki reh gayi

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Woke up at 4 am, drove 650 kms from Wellington to Auckland because I was told it was a drive to remember. And man what a memorable trip it was! From desert drive to snow capped mountains, we saw it all. I wish we could make more stops on the way but we had a show at 6 pm. Had to

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Kohli getting ready to be a Dad kyonki vo Baap kis kaam ka jo apni public dancing se Bachchon ko embarrass na kar paye.

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2 years

Paise Aa jayein to Luxury mein Logic dikhne lag jata hai

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4 years

Aajkal Dulha Dulhan shaadi mein itna enjoy karte hain ki baad ki life boring lagne lagti hai

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5 years

Ab to dar lagta hai ki @klrahul11 kahin comedy na try kar le

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If you look at Kejriwal, he wasted the first three years in fighting and other distractions. Then, he worked hard in the last year and a half to get the desired results. Engineering College ki Kuchch habits kabhi change nahin hoti

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Family Vacations: Mornings - Uthth Jao, Buffet Breakfast na miss ho jaye Nights - So jao, Buffet Breakfast na miss ho jaye

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Sometimes your start complaining about the same things that you prayed for

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Uttarakhand CM has done more for Levis than Deepika Padukone #rippedjeans

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3 Saal baad Sanitizer ka Cancer discover hoga

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3 years

Politicians campaigning in these times tells you that they value your Vote more than you Life

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4 years

On @iamsrk 's birthday, watch Fir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani, also produced by him. It wasa fab satire, made many years before the youtube channels started doing it. Was way ahead of it's time in terms of it's writing

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Some fan mails just leave you in tears...

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3 years

Crossed 100 million views on YouTube, with total watch time of around 7 million hours. Thank you everyone for watching 🙏🙏🙏!

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Chai Banane mein Sabse Challenging kaam hai iss Tokri se Chai ka bartan Nikalna

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3 years

Just ordered a shirt from Myntra and received 12 SMSes and 15 emails complimentary

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4 years

Tewatia ki innings motivation speaker dikhaya karenge #ipl2020 #KXIPvsRR

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3 years

All Covid positive, all without masks :) First two sessions of #TalkPositive and both were fun!

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Me - Why is IPL being allowed while everyone else has to sit at home? Me (5 minutes later) - Thank God there is IPL every evening to distract from all this!

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Saw #VikramVedha yesterday. It is a big screen movie. Hrithik Roshan has just owned every frame and Saif is looking great too. It is a movie that makes you use brain as well :)

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4 years

Ye #HappinessIndex ka survey shaam ko 8 baje ke baad karte to India top 10 mein aata

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4 years

I AM GOING TO BE ON NETFLIX'S COMEDY PREMIER LEAGUE! A show where 16 of India’s fav comedians join forces and go head to head in never seen before comedy challenges to be crowned winners of the Comedy Premier League. #AbMenuMeinSabNew

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While we judge others by their actions, we want to be judged by our Intentions

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4 years

And the govt says there are no migrants on road!

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Audience in a Zoom Show..

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Sometimes I wish Whatsapp was a Chinese app #pubgban

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1 year

Imagine finally gathering the courage to speak up about sexual abuse and getting branded as liar and politically motivated.

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Seething with anger at Sakshi Malik crying. She says she was sexually abused by WFI President Brij Bhushan Singh between 2015-16. For people are asking why so late? It takes lot of courage for a woman to come out publicly against an abuser, especially such a powerful politician

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If you think there is a Problem with today's kids, It is actually a problem with today's parenting

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I have met so many people who deeply religious or follow a guru but make money by cheating others. How do they justify that to themselves? What do they ask God for? "Give me more strength to be cold blooded"?

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When It Rains Everyone - Lovely weather, Mitti ki khushbu My Mom - Khule Biscuit khatam kar lo, sil jayenge kal tak

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If you don't get the context, imagine Navjot Singh Sidhu or Archana Puran Singh getting up in the middle of Comedy Circus/ Laughter Challenge show and slapping your favourite Comedian. You can sue a comedian, stop working with him but violence? Not right for any profession

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Pakistan can pay pay all it's debts if they dig out the gold buried by our families

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4 years

#MissionISRO by @bhogleharsha on @Spotify is the most beautiful podcast that I have heard so far. As an Indian, it makes you proud and at one place even makes you cry

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Jo mann ki shanti khoon bhare machchar ko maarne se milti hai, vo kabhi bhi dry machchar maarne se nahin milti

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3 years

Now, life is what happens between waves

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4 years

Most of the ppl I know in Delhi know someone personally who has Covid-19 Most of the ppl that I know in Mumbai don't really know anyone personally who has Covid-19 Yaa to Delhi mein Coron bahut hai yaa Jaan Pehchaan bahut hai

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Recorded my new Stand Up Special yesterday with Abhishek Upmanyu directing it. He isn't just one of the finest comedians but also one of the most hard working and passionate person in Comedy. Looking forward to the reaction once it comes out!

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2 years

RGV brought AR Rehman to Hindi cinema, delivered blockbusters across more genres than anyone else, Manish Malhotra debuted with him. But thanks to his idiosyncrasies, his achievements will never be celebrated as much.

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#oscar winning composer #mmkeeravani has now credited filmmaker @RGVzoomin in a new interview as his ‘first Oscar’ because he said he gave him the first break in the industry with Kshana Kshanam which released in 1991.

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@one_by_two Sir, he is good at collection also :)

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4 years

Orkut was finished within an year by Facebook, Google finished Yahoo, Whatsapp killed BBM. That's the challenge in tech. Adoption and Abandonment both happen overnight. #SignalApp vs #WhatsApp

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3 years

ISKCON Punjabi Bagh offering one free meal per day for ppl in 10 km radius. Details in the image below

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7 months

She travelled two hours at the age of 85 to watch the show in Reading and then stayed back with her family as she wanted a picture. I feel so thankful for the skill that I have been blessed with. Can't ask for anything more 🙏

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4 years

Main Letna chahta hoon, Main Sona Chahta hoon, Main Baithna chahta hoon, Bas Uthna nahin chahta

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I remember asking him "Kitni Practice Roz ki kaafi hoti hai?" and he said " Ye Tapasya hai. Tapasya kabhi kaafi nahin hoti"

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As per YouTube, 3 million hours have been spent by people this year watching my comedy. 2020 doesn't sound that bad anymore

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Mujhe ye darr hai ki 21 din baad kahin ye lifestyle mujhe pasand naa aane lag jaaye

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Except for the human race, 2020 was one of the best years for all other forms of life

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Suez Canal Delhi mein hota to ab tak Ek Do Ship peeche se maar ke rasta khol dete #SuezCrisis

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4 years

Just Remember, Corona is more excited about Christmas and New Year parties than you are

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4 years

School wale poori fees maang rahe hain kyonki vo poori classes le rahe hain. Unko nahin pata ki aadhi fees hum bachchon ko 9 ghante ghar se baahar rakhne ke dete hain

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2 years

I think my kids are going to block me

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Airport pe pata chalta hai ki Padhai se etiquettes nahi aatey

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Exactly what 50 other countries felt for the last couple of centuries

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This is London. It’s filled to the brim with foreigners. We are being replaced in our homeland. We need mass deportations now.

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There is a new growing trend in my shows that I have observed. People in 60's come for the show and tell me their kids living in a different city/country booked tickets for them and told them to go. It is so heartening! While we always talk about kids leaving their parents, there

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This is such a beautiful podcast! When @DrKumarVishwas is speaking, you just want to close your eyes and listen. Hadn't heard of the great poetess Laldyad before this and this was an eye opener

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AudioBites App download करें, और निःशुल्क सुनें मेरे माध्यम से महाकवि 'संत कबीर' के जीवन और लेखन पर आधारित पूरा एपिसोड, AudioBites by @Storytel_In से... APP Link :

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5 years

If you look at it from the point of view of God, Only one living species out of 8.7 million is panicking

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2 years

Bank walo, marketing pe karoron rupaye kharch karne ki jagah New Year pe Diary aur Calendar banto. Saare senior citizens ke accounts mil jayenge

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4 years

Naye Corona Strain ko aaye hue 3 din ho gaye, magar abhi tak Whatsapp pe uska koi desi ilaaj nahin aaya. Yeh Kaise ho gaya?

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3 years

Taking a break for a couple of days from the Talk Positive sessions with Covid Positive patients. 16 sessions in the last ten days. It takes a toll on your mind. Will be back, starting 28th April. Keep emailing on amit @tandonamit .com

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4 years

Milind Soman should stop telling everyone to exercise. Kyonki agar hum sab fit ho gaye to uska USP khatam nahi ho jayega?

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3 years

If someone famous follows me, my next three tweets will be under a lot of performance pressure

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Age mein "50s is the new 30s" True ho na ho, Board Results mein "90s is the new 60s" true ho gaya hai

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Hahaha....

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3 years

IPL facing a lot of heat but I still feel it is doing a lot of good to keep the locked up janta busy for 3 hrs everyday. Might be unintentional but it keeps your mind away from Corona for sometime

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5 years

My wife told me I'm better at dusting than our maid. First time in my life I am not sure how to respond to a compliment

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4 years

Log to aise Baahar Ghoom rahe hain jaise Corona ko Dhoondne nikle hon

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2 years

Tonight, a lot of Singers, DJs, Hosts who have worked with KK and have been friends for life will get on stage and entertain their audience, make them sing and dance while mourning from inside. Yes, that's part of your job as an artist

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Now Lounges have longer queues than Security check at Airports

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Happy Birthday to one of the most talented and sharpest minds in comedy @Zakirism ! The journey has just started

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4 years

"Today is Friday the 13th" log aise bol rahe hain jaise baki saara saal bada bhaghyshali gaya hai unka

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4 years

As Comedy becomes an industry, I am happy to introduce nepotism to it. Here's me performing with my Son who took stage for the first time!

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Nepotism in Comedy

Finally, Bringing Nepotism to Comedy as my Son gets on stage for the very first time, thanks to Countingwell :)Countingwell is an interactive app that teache...

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1 year

Humble request to all Banks 🙏

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3 years

A request to all Taxi Apps

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2 years

Bay Area show this Sunday was my biggest show in US till date. i wasn't sure how many people will come as it was also a long weekend. In the end we had A Sold Out 1500 seater room that laughed and applauded for over two hours! 18 more cities to go now....

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If you went to US and no one asked you to get an iPhone, do you really have any social life in India?

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