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Amey Agarwal
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4 months
Interviewer to Lord Ram- "Can you explain this 14 year gap in your resume?"
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Amey Agarwal
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8 months
ain't nothin but a heartache
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Amey Agarwal
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3 months
Looking for a woman in finance, 6'4 yrs old, Finance Minister of India, to talk to her about something.
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
Signing off ✌🏻 If anyone needs my BITS wifi login creds in case it still works- ID: F20190731 Pwd: B4PS076729# newlyleft
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Amey Agarwal
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4 months
Capitalism is such a new concept to Pilani (outside BITS) that there's no competition, so things don't even have names The laundromat is called "Laundromat" The pizzeria is called "Pizzeria"
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1 year
BITS admin math is- "Achha tumhara BITSAT score kam hai? Tum 2 degree le lo"
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Amey Agarwal
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10 months
BITSians informing you someone died- "Saans lena lite le liya usne"
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
Meri ek degree nakli hai Main Msc. Maths ka bahaut bada khilaadi thha Ek din AUGSD ko meri kisi SG par gussa aa gaya, Toh meri hi fees se mujhse hi Manu karai Lekin dil ke bahaut achhe hain fauran ERP leke gaye, 3 HuEl diye, 1 Finance minor, aur yeh PS1 diya..
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Amey Agarwal
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5 months
The purpose of PS-I, PS-II, and Thesis is to give every BITSian the chance to see "Term GPA 10.00" on ERP once
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
NAB washrooms mein raat ko stag entry allowed nahi hai, I tried
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
My PS2 preference list used to be FIFA 2014, GTA, Burnout, aur bada royal rumble wala latest WWE Laut aayo bachpan waale Sony PS2
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
Mfs will order cheese fried maggi with extra masala at redis but not buy spotify premium
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Amey Agarwal
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11 months
Sher CAT deke Billi ban gaya
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2 years
startup idea - good food in BITS campus
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
Taapte rehte tujhko, saanjh savere
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Amey Agarwal
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2 years
1) yeh band kar rakha hai taaki bacche na jaa paayein 2) yeh khol rakha hai taaki bacche jaa paayein but dangerously
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
First stipend credited (first 3 months ki ek saath) Finally enough to enter a Mumbai club 🙏🏼
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Amey Agarwal
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3 months
What it feels like using the first hint in NYT Strands
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Amey Agarwal
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2 years
It all comes down to whether 'n' likhne par tumhare browser mein Netflix likha aata hai ya Nalanda
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Amey Agarwal
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1 month
A single sheet of paper can't decide your future unless it's a medical report, degree, deportation paper, court order, eviction notice, tax notice, bill, grade transcript, job offer, firing notice, arrest warrant, or an exam
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Amey Agarwal
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3 months
Bro disappeared and gave us one banger movie
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
The only thing I've been pulling these days
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
What's a picture of your metro that serves Cantt in a god honouring way?
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Amey Agarwal
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2 months
Please help I have WAY too much free time and have lost all sense of cringe
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Amey Agarwal
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5 months
🇯une 3 being released in 2 days
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Amey Agarwal
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7 months
That is an insane and lowkey badass way of informing that the mess will be closed Hilarious
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
Uncle jiiii Mujhe intern dilwa dijiyeee Mera resume sookh ra haiii
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
Helped a man use the coffee dispenser, and he did not turn out to be a wealthy CEO offering me a job for my character Big L
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
Bro looking like someone's first joint (slippery slope)
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1 year
How many litres old were you when you found out only these two taps have drinking water outside audi?
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
Need the confidence in life jo hostel mein nahate waqt speaker use karne waalon ko apni playlist mein thha
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Amey Agarwal
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8 months
Walked past someone in the library this week and they switched tabs from House MD to some PPT Sry bro didn't mean to discipline you like that
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
My relatives walked in and I said I'm watching p*rn cuz it's easier to explain (I was applying for 'dual degree')
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
It's not cool the way all my profs called me the C word today on ERP, cyber bullying me every sem
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Amey Agarwal
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2 years
Going into non-tech so my mitsakes can be called "creative liberty"
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
Wall Street crash hote hi trust khol liya, poora US short karke baithe thhe Birla ji
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Amey Agarwal
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2 years
Feeling sad for Buddh Bhawan alumni who can't visit their old rooms
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Amey Agarwal
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8 months
Seniors to freshers 2 secs after calling it a 'formal' dinner- "Muh mein chammach leke naach"
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Amey Agarwal
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3 months
The tragedy is that we'll hear jokes about JEE and coaching at the age of 70 and still understand them
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Amey Agarwal
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4 months
Just to clarify this is 100% not a hate tweet 🙏 I'm not sure why some people took it that way
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Amey Agarwal
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2 years
"Omgg I really wish he picks me!!" ANC waale bhaiyya I'm looking at you with QR in my hand
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
Coming to Pilani for OASIS, and am excited to see in what ways a 5th yearite on PS will be discriminated against
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Amey Agarwal
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4 months
Koshish karne waale rich kids ki haar nahi hoti
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
Krishna Bhawan is 1-1.5 songs away from ANC. Don't let anyone tell you it's 400m or 1.5 bhawans away.
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Amey Agarwal
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2 years
BITSians atleast once this week in MedC
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
Welcome to PS-II, The only place from which you can get both fired and rusticated
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
@tutannkhamoon A̶v̶g̶ R̶a̶j̶a̶s̶t̶h̶a̶n̶i̶ f̶a̶c̶t̶o̶r̶y̶ w̶o̶r̶k̶e̶r̶
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Amey Agarwal
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6 months
Idk who needs to hear this, but you get a pretty clear view of the ISS from Pilani campus So look at it before you graduate n stuff if you haven't yet Ty
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Amey Agarwal
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10 months
RIP blue-walled Bhagirath enjoyers
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Amey Agarwal
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2 months
Two roads diverged in a wood, and apparently everyone took the one to Bangalore
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Amey Agarwal
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11 months
Mere sapno ki money kab aayegi tu
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
Wifi pe insta chalaane ki aadat nahi hai feels illegal
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Amey Agarwal
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11 months
You're either in Bangalore, or in long distance friendships
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Amey Agarwal
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6 months
If you're the smartest person in the room, stay in the room and enjoy cuz that's prolly not happening again
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Amey Agarwal
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7 months
Phatela grade sil jaayega Av+ pe B mil jaayega Tere Compre aayenge chhote Achha khaasa hil jaayega 👍🏻 Rukne ka nai thakne ka nai Tut mein jaate rehne ka
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
The things I thought were important in my second year Hahahha Man were they really important. Wish I'd paid attention
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Amey Agarwal
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2 years
Yeh Superman ke liye instruction likhe hue hain
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
People ask me my career plans and main unhe PS2 ka system samjhaane lagta hun (I include the "potential PPO" part)
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11 months
"ORRY" sounds like a logic gate which is taught post midsem in a Discrete Maths or DD course
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Amey Agarwal
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3 months
Mere batchies ke startups shuru hoke fail bhi ho gaye aur meri naukri ki joining nahi ho rahi
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
No matter what I did with my grades, they just kept falling in this really chic way
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Amey Agarwal
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2 months
"Live in the moment" The moment-
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Amey Agarwal
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10 months
Oh noo PR number 700 aa gaya I really hope koi meri thesis mujhse pehle na lele
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
Me- Poore college kabhi class hi nai gaya lmaoooo Friend- Main bhi hahahahaaaha Me- Jaana chahiye thha Friend- Haan
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Amey Agarwal
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2 years
Open book exam mein kitna kuch naya seekhne ko milta hai
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
Kitna bhi self-love seekh jaaun, khud ka tweet kabhi like nahi karunga
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Amey Agarwal
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11 months
"Isko S9 aane bola aur yeh FD3 chala gaya"
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
Now I'm legally required to put an 'L' on the car Thank you for the constant reminder government 👍🏻
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Amey Agarwal
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2 years
Just found out that the BCG matrix is non invertible no one talk to me
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2 months
Binged all seasons of Saath Nibhaana Saathiya Here are 5 things I learned about Indian SaaS-
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2 years
My last inaug with Mime tomorrow Do come to watch us and others No jokes here, tweet ends ✌🏻.
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Amey Agarwal
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6 months
Dekho aise aapas mein chilla ke kuch nai hoga Peet do ek dusre ko
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Amey Agarwal
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3 months
Kuch nahi bas final due fee bharne ke liye paise nikaalne jaa raha hun
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Amey Agarwal
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5 months
Modi ji ko PM isliye banna hai taaki unki CV mein PoR aa jaaye
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Amey Agarwal
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9 months
Laundromat mein 6kg se kam ka load dene mein financial inefficiency ka dukh aaj bhi hota hai
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1 year
Perks of having a PS-2 station- I've realised Placement/ CAT ki taiyaari karni padegi
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2 years
"Money laundering? This university opens a new degree before every tax inspection"
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2 months
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1 year
9:30 se compre thha 9:28 pe kisi ko reel bheji 9:32 aur 9:34 pe wingies ke saath raste mein photo li 12:30 pe paper khatam hoga, abhi main tweet kar raha hun @shivankngm @2hcaulden
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1 year
"Main rukna chaahta hun Naina Baithna chaahta hun Sona bhi chaahta hun bas, kuch karna nai chaahta"
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3 months
Is this their way of telling me I'm not graduating this time?
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1 year
Diwali night pictures of Pilani from space released by NASA
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4 months
Psenti sem ke baad PS-II karne waale log-
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2 years
Tu Jhoothi main Car
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Amey Agarwal
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2 years
I mean I'm all for nature and everything but can we ban kabootar on campus?
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
Jiski CG chhoti uska bhi bada naam hai PPO dilwa do Placement ka kya kaam hai -PSD until this sem
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1 year
Bought all their rizz, still not enough (This is Jhunjhunu btw)
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1 year
15 mins of work in the kitchen with my mom anytime makes me realise she's smarter than I am
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8 months
Every successful Vendiman venture is a miracle
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1 year
I'd prefer Dostoevsky but if you have Vistara Safety Instruction Card that'll do ig
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1 year
BITS is the worst person to be in a relationship with when you need 'space'
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10 months
The people celebrating the end of PS-II are celebrating the onset of unemployment
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11 months
"Here, a list that will determine your life for the next 6 months and maybe your career ahead. Fill this in 4 days." -PSD
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
Sir what is the procedure to change the PS station please?
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2 years
Man vs Wild but you're crossing NAB through Krishna stairs
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8 months
Lmaooo it's so not
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6 months
M1 M2 M3 Trilogy Mathur or smth, Idk I didn't go to class
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Amey Agarwal
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6 months
Who called it N2O and not HASya kavi sammelan (sorry)
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Amey Agarwal
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6 months
Short logon ko door rehne bol diya
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Amey Agarwal
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1 year
Tarakki usse kahunga jab arranged gay marriage hon desh mein
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