⭐️ music, comedy and DJ weirdo ⭐️ co-host of Joy Agenda pod with Jay Lafferty ⭐️ finalist musical comedy awards 🏆 ⭐️ fringe tix now on sale ⭐️ links below ⬇️
Five years sober today!
I’ve stayed sober through the ups and downs thanks to people in recovery, friends, family and fellow artists 💖
I know one day I’ll look back on this year as a life-changing year that has taught me a lot and will continue to teach me a lot 💖
ODAAT 🙏🏻
Going to be 3 years sober next month. This past year or so I really missed booze etc more than previous years tbh. But doing a bit of DJing online has been helping with that which is really nice and unexpected. It brings me joy. 😭💖 Hope this doesn’t sound too emosh. X
Omg I won best newcomer at the Scottish Comedy Awards! Love that they chose the pic of me where I’m wearing my fave
@LibertyLondon
x
@fredperry
trackie ❤️ thanks to everyone that voted ❤️
Omg just found out I got nominated for best newcomer at the Scottish Comedy Awards! Feel v emosh! Thank you to those who put my name in! Congratulations to all the nominees you bunch of legends! Here’s some outtakes from me trying to film a video recently. 💕
Got a lovely mention in The Herald on Sunday Best of Scotland supplement as one of the 21 for 2021! I have always wanted to be on one of these lists! Also they totally captured the essence of the vibe show haha 😂 although my schedule is now 4 days a week as was burning out 💖💝
Delighted to announce my fringe show is now on sale!
⭐️ ‘I Work In Customer Service but I’m Actually a Pop Star’ ⭐️
It is my debut hour baby and is a right laugh!
Directed by icon
@jaggasild
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Here is the fabulous poster designed by my fabulous mum 💞
4 years sober today! ❤️ Coincidentally my radio show slot is on the same day as my sober birthday so will be playing some music I love on
@clydebuiltradio
at 4pm today woo! ❤️🎶🥲🎹
11 months sober today! xx This time last year I was going through my ‘hanging out with exes in Perth phase.’ I wore a latex dress to get the train to Perth. I wore a latex dress in Perth Aldi. Anyway life is good today and I only wear latex on special occasions xx ☺️💕
Hearing about so many family members and acquaintances getting engaged today and I’m single as f with seasonal depression in a bear onesie covered in crumbs
I got through to the semi-finals of the
@musicalcomedyuk
! So buzzing! So many icons on the bill and got to watch an incredible headline set from
@SoozUK
✨🎹
7 months off booze today! Being sober has also allowed me to realise that I needed to take a break from dating and stuff and finally learn to be alone. Honestly this stuff is really life changing! Day at a time ☺️❤️🙏🏻.
I’m not lying when I say anti depressants have fully changed my life. I was so anxious and for so long that sitting at a desk and with my own thoughts would make my skin crawl. I’ve actually been able to sit and write a decent press release today! 🙏🏻🥰💘
Pissing myself because a café in Edinburgh has posted a pic of me right on their grid and my ex boyfriend never even posted a pic of me on his stories in the whole time we were together LMAAAOOOO
I will be taking a week off streaming next week as I gotta look after my mental and physical health.💘👍🏻✌🏻🙏🏻 Will defoz miss doing the show 😭 but gotta look after myself ❤️💘
Buzzing to have got through to the finals of
@musicalcomedyuk
. There was so much talent and it was such a fun day! Thanks so much to everyone for voting and the support. Tickets for the final on the 13th April at Bloomsbury Theatre are available here: 💖
Hey internet! I have some life stuff to sort out atm and so will not have a streaming schedule for the foreseeable and instead will be streaming when I have the time. I hope you understand 💖😀❤️ lots of love, Amelia xxx
I 🎶 MAKE ⭐️ JINGLES 💖 THEY 🌞 ARE ❤️ BANGERS 🍊 FEEL 🍒 FREE 🥰 TO 🎹 COMMISSION 🎸 ONE 🍉 MY 💀 RATES ☕️ ARE 🎷 GREAT 🚨 RT 🌈 IF 🍇 U 🍍 WANT 🥑 TO 🍌 FEEL 🍔 GOOD 🍰 THANKS 🧁 AMELIA xxxx
Thanks for all your kind words!! I’m gonna have to have a lie down from all the excitement this week! Got an award ANDDD sold a pair of dungarees on EBay. Buzzing off my tits xxx
Omg I’m on Spotify! My first EP of comedy songs has been released today. You can stream it in all the usual places including Spotify and iTunes and download it at . ❤️
Sold out my show today on the bus 🚌! I’m buzzing 🐝!
Thanks to everyone who’s come to the show and shouted it out it means the 🌎!
Still tickets for tomorrow 🎟️💖
They are available from the link in my bio 💖
This show is super fun 🕺🏼🪩💃🏼
This week decided to take a break from dating and was feeling low but want to record some fun things:
✨ recorded a pod
✨ got a piercing
✨ band practice
✨ went for a solo mosque kitchen
✨ ate a birthday cake
✨ did a radio show
✨ was the house band at a comedy show
I don’t have a PR and I therefore had to send my own press releases but I am worried that I’ve included too many exclamation marks!!!
If you are a reviewer then I’d love for you to come and review my show!
I am doing everything myself this year including flyering and the door!
When I came to the fringe I was struggling to get over some stuff and my phone background was a quote saying ‘the right people will be in your life at the right time.’ My background is now a pic of some Drumstick Squashies. I’m healed lol. xx
Went to the wrong address in Springburn to record a podcast today... an elderly gentleman in a dressing gown opened the door I was like ‘Do you... do... podcasts?’ 😬 Damn you Google Maps!
Whichever audience member gave me a fist bump on my way out of
@StandComedyClub
tonight you made me feel cool lololol 👊😎 validation sorted for the next year of my life might delete social media xx
Hey! My work-in-progress
@GlasgowComedy
fest show is now sold out! I’ve never sold out a Glasgow Comedy Fest show before so feel dead emosh and grateful thank-you! 😭❤️
Anyone who wants to see the show I will be doing more work-in-progresses over the next few months 💗
Some people have commented stuff like ‘you’re an idiot hen.’ And I wish I could reply, ‘Hey! You don’t realise that this is a COMEDY sketch... I’m playing a CHARACTER!’ But I have made my exes take pictures of me for the gram and in the sketch I’m wearing all my own clothes haha!
I’m at A&E ‘coz I have a nut allergy and I’m having a reaction and just injected my epipen into my upper thigh and it’s the first time my poppers trackies have come in handy xx also some buzz for a sober gal xx
Just went to a sober rave by myself on a Sunday evening and I swear my soul has been restored it was pure old skool vibes 🙏🏻❤️🎶🎹 also… there was a buffet xx
@FreedUpEvents
💕😊🎶🎹
I suffer from anxiety and other things and usually I’m very high functioning but not today. I will be taking three days off streaming and back on Tuesday. 💕
Here’s my fringe poster 💕💃🏼 I’ll be at The Clootie Dumpling - Room 1 from the 15-25th August 14:45-15:45 with some bangers and some very special guests! Can’t wait 😊
Hey! Hope you’re all enjoying my podcast ‘Funny Looks.’ Next week’s episode will feature v special guest Bilal Zafar aka Zafarcakes aka the gaffer 💖🎧
@Zafarcakes
. It will be out on Monday! 💪🏻
I finished my fringe run and been back at work but on my days off able to go and see shows and I’ll tell ya THIS it’s so fun and liberating walking round Edinburgh and seeing shows without carrying around my guitar and bag of flyers and tech haha! 💖💖💖
Hey Twitter I make pop / electro / punk music as GYM CRUSH and looking for some more support gigs and gigs etc etc ❤️😊 my stuff is at ❤️ my Instagram is ‘gym_crush_93’ ❤️😊
Edinburgh Fringe tickets are now on sale!
I’ll be at The Waverley from the 2-14th August at 12:15pm!
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Broadway Baby
‘This is a one-woman mission to make musical comedy cool again.’ - Rolling Stone
Best Newcomer Scottish Comedy Awards
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Just had a v fun birthday rave on Twitch playing bangers for four hours! Thanks everyone for joining and for the raids woo woooooo 🥰💿🎶💖 best birthday x
So buzzing to have sold out my
@GlasgowComedy
show tonight at 8:30! Thanks so much to everyone for buying tickets and sharing the show it means the world 🌎💖. The show starts at 8:30pm! (Think SeeTickets might be showing the wrong time for some shows). See you later! Xx