my favorite part of xiv social experience is every so often you will run into a random who is just. insane. and goes into a full villain monologue over the smallest party error
yshtola doesnt have goth dommy mommy swag shes like 30 she was stealing the keys to matoyas station wagon to drive to the mall to hang out at hot topic in a black dress with fishnets and converse
i will never get over gaius just “we will speak LATER ascian,” like what. he just blew up your fucking praetorium. are you gonna take lahabrea to taco bell after this
amon glitch rundown for those curious: curtain call is entirely broken and thus is an unavoidable full party wipe. yes i did queue into syrcus just to see and we had to vote abandon
its so cute how ardbert tries so hard to seem edgy in heavensward and then when you get to shb everyone who knew him is like “he was the nicest guy ever. a literal puppy dog of a man. he helped my cat out of a tree once” i care for him
my favorite phenomenon is someone playing pandaemonium 1-4 for the first time and you see dead silence from them for about 40 minutes and then they tweet “LAHABREA HAD SEX?”
its so fucking funny being on the level of "the devs care so little about the lore of the shit youre hyperfixated on that they forgot the elementals just straight up fucking kill people they dont like"
ill never get over the end of hegemones arc was lahabrea being like You wanted to fuck my wife real bad… I get it entirely. Im letting you off the hook and giving you a promotion
what i miss about tumblr fandom is the presentation. rp blogs with the pageantry of a catholic basilica. 8tracks playlists. icons. websites like twitter that dont allow that much control over the infrastructure of your page becoming the norm killed it we gotta bring it back
lahacred is so funny bc. he literally just runs to meet up with wol in some random shitty poison cave somewhere leaves them to deal with his stupid monster while he runs back to the waking sands, puts his thancred outfit all ready to greet them like “so, how was the cave?”
i love this trend of like these dudes treating lahabrea like a weird pet. first gaius then thordan. they let him blow shit up and kill millions and just go “ok lahabrea thanks for the help”
i legitimately cant remember if this has already been redrawn in this context so i apologize for redundancy but i cant stop thinking about this with lahabrea and themis
i realized i wrote this wrong in my haste but i meant *cannot think about what myths of the realm said about this point ahfkajgjs ITS SUCH A BAD RETCON BRUH
being a cringe mall goth in 2009-2010 gave her a permanent aversion to the subculture and now she does desk job stuff while listening to mcr and reminiscing
my aside to all my rambling is keepers and duskwights have my favorite lore of their respective races and if we dont get to learn about them in a future variant dungeon or other side content im going to scream
en trailer lines:
“I SHALL SEE MY WISH FULFILLED”
“LET SWEET SORROW INTO YOUR HEART”
“REST ETERNAL IN THE DARK DEPTHS OF THIS PRISON”
l-lahabrea 😳 what does this mean
i saw some people ask where this is from this is the official live letter recap for the questionnaire segment the question was “how did the unsundered survive”. lahabrea (who happened to be nearby) is official baby…
i like sphenes design bc her looking like an idol captures how shes more of a product to placate the emotional needs of her people than a fully realized person… she has no autonomy