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Amanda Corsin

@amandaaaaaz

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Only Jeb! can save us

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

I miss Forrest Mommy :(

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4 years

@SexCounseling At first I was willing to give the guy a chance but now he seems sketchy as hell

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Amanda Corsin

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1 year

I just blocked everyone who isn’t retarded. So if you see this I have some bad news for your retarded ass.

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3 years

I love seeing 500lb people wearing masks inside stores.

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2 years

@CasuallyGreg Ursula ate Ariel

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Amanda Corsin

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3 years

Trudeau now claims that 2 hosers came by with hockey sticks and doused him with maple syrup and said “this is honk honk country eh”

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Amanda Corsin

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4 years

Biden will be a shitty President. Just like he was as VP

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Amanda Corsin

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3 years

Trevor Noah has never been funny

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Amanda Corsin

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7 months

Keith Olbermann’s eye doctor has stated that Mr. Olbermann has piss poor vision

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Amanda Corsin

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3 years

Underground Meat Speakeasies

No One 🇺🇸

@tweettruth2me

3 years

Won’t be long before it’s illegal to eat meat.

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Amanda Corsin

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8 months

Do guys ever accidentally sit on their balls?

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Amanda Corsin

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4 years

@perlmutations Ron I really wish that you were a better actor so that you would spend less time on here and more time actually working.

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

Can you imagine how big Lizzo’s shits are?

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Amanda Corsin

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4 years

@hiitsquinn @Glorivera01 @LindseyBoylan @yashar @NYGovCuomo Exactly. Pretty disgusting.

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Amanda Corsin

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4 years

So are we just gonna forget about Tara Reade? Because Brett Kavanaugh was put through the ringer with Ms. Ford’s allegation

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

Ugh Pride Month is gonna be fucking annoying isn’t it?

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Amanda Corsin

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5 months

@ThePacificNews When did this acct become parody?

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Amanda Corsin

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3 years

@MAGARebirth The answer is racism

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

You are all dirty dirty hookers

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Amanda Corsin

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3 years

I really thought the guy that fell up the stairs 3 times in a row would’ve had a plan for COVID-19

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

If one more coworker tells me that team work makes the dream work I’m gonna stab my eyeballs with a pair of kitchen scissors.

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

Just think of the dozens of fans that’ll be in attendance at Britney Griner’s first WNBA game back. And the crowd goes mild.

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Amanda Corsin

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5 months

Courtroom sketch artist rendition of Stormy Daniels on the stand

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

I’m really high at work and I’m paranoid that everybody knows

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Amanda Corsin

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3 years

I forgot to wear my mask in the shower this morning and I’m very angry at myself. I can’t stop crying.

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Amanda Corsin

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4 years

@Sandernista412 Over the pants handjob

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

Jussie Smollett has also stated that he too was arrested at today’s abortion protest in DC

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Amanda Corsin

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4 years

@AOC Ma’am I’ve been waiting for my Bloody Mary for 20 minutes now I think I’ll just close out my tab. Terrible service here

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

Lia Thomas on news about the ban, “It’s a kick in the nuts, that’s for sure.”

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

46 people shot in Chicago over the Memorial Day weekend

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Amanda Corsin

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3 years

@theangleradio All I wanna do is watch Raw episodes from the Attitude Era and I can’t 😭😭😭

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

I would rather watch my dog lick his own asshole for 30 minutes than watch CNN

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Amanda Corsin

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1 year

Dylan Mulvaney wins Woman of the Year and if you will excuse me I’m going to laugh my ass off for a good 45 minutes

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

If we could lick our own genitalia nothing would ever get done

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Amanda Corsin

@amandaaaaaz

2 years

I choose violence today fuck it

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Amanda Corsin

@amandaaaaaz

2 years

I follow back everyone. Sometimes in real life and I cut myself with a butter knife while I hide in your bushes and watch you sleep.

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

Kathy Griffin looks like a female Carrot Top with a terrible drinking problem

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Amanda Corsin

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13 days

We will always love Grady. Saw him on West 6th like 1,000,000 moons ago and I got to hug him. I haven’t showered since.

McNeil

@Reflog_18

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Cleveland watching Grady Sizemore have to manage this awful White Sox club

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

Weed and alcohol open bar at my funeral in about 40 years or so. No losers allowed.

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

BREAKING: Alec Baldwin accidentally shoots Lizzo after mistaking her for a balloon.

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

Now with 60% shittier tweets

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

I love being unvaccinated

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

I’m gonna try to fuck an alien

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Amanda Corsin

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1 year

I was also fucked by Obama for 8 years by the way

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Amanda Corsin

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3 years

@ArtValley818_ This is exactly why I don’t wanna be paying for everybody’s healthcare

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Amanda Corsin

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4 years

Not to brag or anything but Trump didn’t say the n word once in his four years at the White House. Biden lasted about a month before he said it.

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Amanda Corsin

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3 years

@AtlRey A year ago Trump got kicked off Twatter

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Amanda Corsin

@amandaaaaaz

2 years

How many people have to die of climate change for you to wear a mask and get vaccinated?

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Amanda Corsin

@amandaaaaaz

2 years

BREAKING: Lori Lightfoot gets job at Planned Parenthood to ensure herself that she’ll still be able to kill black people after her Mayor term is up.

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Amanda Corsin

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1 year

Don't do blackface for Juneteenth. This tweet is for a reminder to myself.

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Amanda Corsin

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4 months

Drinking cheap beer in a shitty hotel room waiting for some weird sex from someone I met off Tinder. Pretty sure this is rock bottom 😂😂😂😂 no really I’m fine don’t worry about me

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

Does Dan Crenshaw only pay half price at eye exams?

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

BREAKING: Kellyanne Conway loses 250 pounds of ugly fat in one day.

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

How many zombies would Rob Zombie rob if Rob Zombie did rob zombies?

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

You wanna know what really makes me crazy? The chemical imbalances in my brain.

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

Tulsi Gabbard is very hot.

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Amanda Corsin

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3 years

Colin Kaepernick has never done anything worthwhile in his life. But damn has he profited off you fucking idiots.

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

Lizzo is gross I’m just gonna say it

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Amanda Corsin

@amandaaaaaz

2 years

@CCPISASSH0E Boys have penises and girls have vaginas

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Amanda Corsin

@amandaaaaaz

3 years

Anyone have any tips on how I can shower without getting my mask wet? I tried to put a plastic bag over it but then for some reason I got really lightheaded

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Amanda Corsin

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2 months

RIP Sheila Jackson Lee

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Amanda Corsin

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8 months

Will we get uniforms for the Civil War?

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Amanda Corsin

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3 years

A lot of you ungrateful assholes seem to have forgotten how Biden saved us all $0.16 on hot dogs last 4th of July

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

Dan Crenshaw to once again dress as a pirate on Halloween

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

BREAKING: After seeing the price of eggs the Aliens left.

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

Ukraine and China agree to joint custody of Biden family.

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

Liberals are shitty tippers

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

John Fetterman plans to do his Senator duties in the daytime and then work with a 3rd grade speech teacher at nighttime.

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

Once again I feel like I’m going insane because the president’s son is on a video with crack and hookers and nobody in the media is talking about it

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

It is kinda weird how global warming goes away during the winter months, right?

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

Abby Shapiro vs AOC in a bra and panties match next year’s Wrestlemania who says no?

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Amanda Corsin

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3 years

What is Lebron James’ expert analysis on the situation in Ukraine?

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Amanda Corsin

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1 year

I like that at any moment, it looks like Chris Christie would be able to swallow a baby ox

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

John Fetterman. Where is this fucking guy?

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Amanda Corsin

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2 months

Only the finest liquors for my liver

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Amanda Corsin

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2 months

Joe Biden is trapped inside a Jumanji board game

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Amanda Corsin

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1 month

I’m very sad send nudes (no ugly peeps please)

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

Show me boobs or something

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Amanda Corsin

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3 months

My goal is to work with under privileged retards

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Amanda Corsin

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9 months

How did an evil practice like killing unborn babies even start? It’s pretty fucked up that that’s a thing

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Amanda Corsin

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1 year

I haven’t shit my pants in over 8 years

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

It’s all theater. All of it.

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Amanda Corsin

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2 months

Hunter is gonna start stealing shit from the White House, isn’t he?

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

I remember when we blamed the PRESIDENT after mass shootings by the way.

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2 years

Lori Lightfoot, you’re fired.

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

Does Keith Olbermann ever not get ratio’d? Poor guy

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

The Flying Dutchman’s China cabinet

🧃🫖🍩CHARLENE🧋🥤🧊

@Charlen60403930

2 years

Know what this is?

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Amanda Corsin

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4 years

@DearAuntCrabby Nobody breaks rules..........ever

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

@conservmillen How much is a home run worth?

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Amanda Corsin

@amandaaaaaz

2 years

Use the keyword TOTESNOTAFED when you checkout and save 20% of your khaki pants

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Amanda Corsin

@amandaaaaaz

2 years

What did Kermit ever see in Miss Piggy?

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Amanda Corsin

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5 months

Only non uglies can see this. Congrats you sexy bastard

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Amanda Corsin

@amandaaaaaz

2 years

BREAKING: Ron Reiner has drowned in a flood of his own semen after reading that Trump will soon be indicted.

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

Don’t forget you said you would help me move a dead body at 3:00AM tomorrow morning

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

Last Titty Tuesday of 2022. Thank you for your service titties.

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Amanda Corsin

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5 months

I follow only tards.

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Amanda Corsin

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4 years

@thehill How many people have you polled in less than 24 hours?

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Amanda Corsin

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5 months

try not to be a filthy whore today

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

I would abuse the fuck out of that gadget they had in Men in Black that makes you lose your memory

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Amanda Corsin

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2 years

I’m convinced Keith Richards will never die

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