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@alyrch99

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she/fae 25 trans lesbian 🔞 DM for sensitivity reading. pfp: me & edge of @orbital_railgun (gf). Unironic forcefem enjoyer. Phoenix & Falchion lover. MTG stuff

Mid-Atlantic US
Joined August 2019
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@alyrch99
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4 years
Remember that "what do cis allies think is trans supportive but is actually transphobic?" going around yesterday? These fucking signs. "I don't care what sort of wacky alien gender you are" is transphobia.
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NowThis Impact
4 years
This Etsy shop sold more than 1,200 gender-neutral bathroom signs in 2019
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@alyrch99
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4 years
YOU CAN FIND A SPECIAL PRESENT FROM BEIDOU TO NINGGUANG IN THE JADE PALACE OMG.
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4 months
@girlmadeofwires I read your @ as girl made of wives at first and I was like damn yeah it sure does sound like it
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3 years
@_maiqo Thank you as always this is beautiful
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7 months
For anyone wondering how transmisogyny is going on other sites, tumblr's CEO just misgendered a trans woman in an official statement about why he had banned her, threatened to contact the police, and started DMing random people who called him liars to complain.
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Alyssa⚢
3 years
@teir3s god everything about Itto does seem like he'd smell like a high school boy's locker room. Been there. Not a good time.
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Alyssa⚢
3 months
@hovermyr hi can she spit in my mouth I mean spit in my mouth I mean spit in my mouth I mean spit in my mouth I mean spit in my mouth I mean spit in my mouth I mean spit in my mouth I mean spit in my mouth I mean spit in my mouth I mean spit in my mouth I mean spit in my mouth I
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4 years
@benjanun_s I know you love reddit relationships things, well I saw this on tumblr, and it's a bit more wholesome than most of your browsing, but I thought of you.
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Alyssa⚢
4 years
#StopSISEA Trying to destroy anyone's income during a global pandemic is horrifying, but especially targeting a community so widely made up of marginalized people. It doesn't protect sex workers in any way, it just further hurts them. Call or email your congresspeople.
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6 months
@An_Aria_Blooms A lot of people sure have made a lesbian conversion fetish into a political position huh
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3 years
@dark_cosmo Keqing walking around in shades, booty shorts, and an oversized tshirt saying "worship women, not gods"
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@badambulist Were thrown away like trash if we're not amazing at something (or several somethings) and villainized if we are
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4 years
@FavoriteMewArt @ialika_lifina This is *absolutely* fascinating holy shit.
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4 years
@OhHaiDRol @JustinMcElroy I feel like we kind of knew that from the podcast already, what with his sister and all that. But yes I love that Justin said this, gods.
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3 years
@_maiqo MiHoYo does just keep making pink haired girls who are just. the fucking thirstiest.
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2 years
@_maiqo She looks like she's been stepped on so many times she could rank the girls in her school by how comfortable the soles of their shoes are.
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6 months
@hovermyr also like, as exclusively a commander player, I massively prefer taking cards not designed for commander and twisting them to work than every card being spoonfed "this is for this commander deck ^_^" obvious and kinda generic value engines.
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Alyssa⚢
4 years
Cis people, look, I get it, you don't want to miss out on things, but don't make a joke part of the pronouns in your bio. Just don't. Trans people can. But if you're cis, you have to understand that joking about pronouns is *the* transphobe move. If you're an ally, don't.
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3 years
I'm cis actually I love *looks at my hand* horny potter and rude paul
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9 months
@glacier_clear @badambulist Shadowheart discovers the girlchaser (immediately finds out she has a weakness for them)
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2 years
@_nyancrimew "Let me threaten and harass the person who does ethical hacking and hates Nazis this could never have potential consequences"
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7 months
This is while he banned every account she had so that it's impossible for her to give any sort of statement.
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Alyssa⚢
3 years
@goose_impact It’s the Siegfried himbo genes combining with the Cecilia gorgeous genes.
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7 months
He's moved from calling her they, to performatively going "oh sorry I didn't know I'll use 'this account'" and being told that's bad too, to "she" (correct), to suddenly randomly "it" (she uses she/he pronouns) lmao. Actual fucking parody. Legal is shitting and crying rn 100%
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3 months
@hovermyr no I wanna get high and cuddle tbh. I mean being taken advantage of is cool too but like. when I get high I am just like pressing my whole body into girls begging for snuggles
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1 year
@benjanun_s @AlexandrasFolly nothing says "I don't hate trans women" like talking about excluding all trans women for something that's "only female presence"! :)
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Alyssa⚢
3 years
@AzulCrescent This is how I've tried to explain how utterly life-changing it was to cis people before, because for so many of them they really don't get it. It changed my life from every day being a further slide to something alien and horrible into the reverse - every day I become more me.
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8 months
@benjanun_s She's literally not even correct, the whole "yuri means porn GL means pure" thing was made up entirely by western weebs and is incomprehensible to any Japanese yuri fans or mangaka lmao.
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Alyssa⚢
2 years
@_maiqo ah this one's public now. just like fu hua's pu-
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Alyssa⚢
7 months
Oh fuck important context I forgot. She was told repeatedly that her account was banned for sexually explicit materials, not for harassment, directly contradictory to what Matt is now saying.
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Alyssa⚢
1 year
@OpheliaDrowned_ @badambulist Usually I see cis people have the opposite misconception. They think that HRT will uhh... do nothing? they think you need a boob job to get tits and FFS for your face shape to change at all, they think you need lotion to make your skin softer, etc., they imagine it has 0 effect
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2 years
@Doshka_horny She’s trans, trans women can have penises.
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3 years
@benjanun_s My favorite fake one was "my (gay) roommate's heart monitor goes crazy when she sees me (I'm also gay)" because yeah it was prolly fake but it was *cute*
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10 months
@_maiqo Love a girl who rolls up on you like "haha I'll shove my tail down your throat and cuddle you 🥰"
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2 years
@_maiqo How to become a Mantis wait this isn’t google
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Alyssa⚢
3 years
@ceilingfxn I for one would simply say “please mommy” if I thought yae miko wanted to knock me up. We are not the same Sara.
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Alyssa⚢
3 years
@_maiqo look after what Mei did to her last night how can she not walk like that.
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Alyssa⚢
3 years
I feel like the fact that CP2077 was a mess on a technical and design level has *completely* overshadowed how utterly disgusting it's repeated transphobia, racism, and crunch were, which are imo much bigger issues than "video game not good D:<"
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Alyssa⚢
4 months
Forcible feminization
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SpyHards - A Spy Movie Podcast
4 months
You have woken up with full creative control of the #JamesBond franchise… What is your first action?
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3 years
Holy fuck cis people need to be stopped. Just got my peer review back from a cis woman telling me my (entirely hypothetical - the project is just for the proposal for a research project) research project isn't sensitive enough to trans people. I'm. Trans??
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Alyssa⚢
3 years
@dark_cosmo Seriously it's the stupidest fucking thing in the world when str8s are like "ohh we're oppressed by the queers" as if they don't control everything.
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7 months
@benjanun_s I think if you ever say a trans woman has groomed someone unless you have evidence of them isolating a child for the specific reason of sexually abusing them in the future with hard evidence you should Minecraft yourself
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Alyssa⚢
3 years
I decided to go ahead and just post that fic I'd been writing, instead of agonizing over editing for years. It isn't perfect, but I'm very proud of it. It's MeiHua/slight FuKiMei Honkai fanfiction about Fu Hua being a subby vampire, so if that sounds fun
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Alyssa⚢
3 years
@boba_witch God I hate the memes about "ironic" use of slurs in gamer communities, or calling slurs "gamer words" because it's just *more* ways to remove the actual impact or any admittance of accountability, and it gets used by "actual" bigots (I mean, the ironic use is also bigoted).
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11 months
@tedjiart @_maiqo Everyone is prey for Elysia and she knows it
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22 days
@hovermyr At least she treated me like a person, unlike most of the airport staff while I was in a wheelchair.
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Alyssa⚢
3 years
@Nymphomachy @Kalindlara Jesus this really brought some weirdos out to the comments. Lotta TERFs apparently love crisp rat, which is strange cause aren’t they supposed to be pro-LGB?
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Alyssa⚢
3 years
holy shit the level of stupidity of the idea that fucking a dude is "being used to masturbate" First of all, if I'm getting fucked, and my partner is using me to masturbate, that sounds fucking kinky and awesome, like I'm tied up and she's just grinding on me to completion.
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Alyssa⚢
8 months
@wontgoon So interesting how many people openly suggesting killing both OP is liking. What an interesting decision. Love advocating for violence against imagined trans women because they dared to suggest "men" isn't an axis of oppression.
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Alyssa⚢
4 months
@_kikimari_ Marcille is the mage, Falin is the princess courting her, Pattadol is jealous, ~~but eventually they sandwich her~~
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Alyssa⚢
7 months
@checkria @badambulist The fun part is watching 15 year old "any pronouns! :)" in bio people like shit from people named things like, I shit you not, hitlercunny1488. Like.
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Alyssa⚢
2 years
@LeafTilde (not to mention that the game has like 6 different bigotry scandals in its creation, from its transphobic marketing to its racist gang concepts to the ableist literal intentionally-seizure-inducing pattern of flashing lights it shipped with, but since when have gamers cared)
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Alyssa⚢
3 years
I’m neurodivergent because a fae queen said “may I have your attention” to me once and I fell for it. I don’t have attention anymore.
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1 year
@benjanun_s Statistically, some of them have probably transitioned because of it
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3 years
@_maiqo If I'm going to die and it's from Grandma physically punching a hole through me I will simply say "thank you".
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Alyssa⚢
2 years
@_maiqo I appreciate your apology and your repeated interest in protecting your trans fans, but honestly, this person just has a vendetta, and literally nothing you do will satisfy them or their squad, it's insane. Other trans women have told her plenty how ridiculous she's being.
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Alyssa⚢
2 years
Also just fucking give us money
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Alyssa⚢
3 years
@boba_witch It's so ridiculous how gamers hate just... any attractive woman, while at the same time being the ones who commodify them and make it actually matter to be attractive. I hate it so much.
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7 months
@badambulist Also like. "It's dangerous for men to be in women's wards, so we'll create a ward where men and the most vulnerable women in society are there together"
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Alyssa⚢
2 years
The dark crimson skin on freshly-forged metal flaking and vaporizing away to reveal molten orange heat beneath, moldable and ready to be shaped to its purpose, is absolutely my gender.
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Alyssa⚢
9 months
@benjanun_s I would say "die so they can performitively sob over our graves" but apparently our deaths get policed too now, cause we're not misgendered posthumously enough, unlike the poor definitely real trans men who are.
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Alyssa⚢
2 years
So, if you're not reading the Sister's of Dorley, I want to state, that it is the best thing I've ever read and nothing else I've ever read has ever made me feel the things it makes me feel to the degrees it makes me feel them. Go give Alyson money about it and read the story.
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2 years
@benjanun_s Please please oh please let them be planning to ritually sacrifice him. Otherwise this is not a decision anyone ever makes.
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6 months
There's a deeply alarming amount of people whose interpretation of Marcille involves "and obviously her behavior is partially hiding an attraction to Laios she'd never acknowledge" and like. Jesus Christ shut the fuck up.
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3 months
@hovermyr Ah, like Hogaak (iirc?) where it was broken for the combo, and then people realized they could disrupt the combo, and then they realized it was just broken for just. hitting face. (before my time but that's what I've heard)
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3 years
@_maiqo The combined top energy is making Fu Hua shudder somewhere, wherever she is.
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1 year
@_maiqo Do what would make you happy. Gender is half-fake anyway. I will of course continue to support you maiqo <3
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4 years
@wlwseraphim I tell them to in every survey...
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7 months
@girlcel_ If I was a mantis girl I would not be wasting my time with talking around hornet I'm just saying there's historical basis for mantis girls having affairs with other girls
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8 months
@InstantSunrise Now you see me (2013) has a joke about one of the officers dressing up in his wife's clothes, called "tr*nny Tuesday". That always stuck with me for recency.
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Alyssa⚢
2 years
@_maiqo I haven’t even looked yet and just seeing this image I’m already sitting here like a whore
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Alyssa⚢
2 years
@AmyZenunim @Kalindlara you can't forget that she proposes with a sword and turns into a goddess and frankly what more could you want out of a girlfriend.
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1 year
@benjanun_s I've seen several posts along the line of "waiting for an f!handler voice mod because only women are allowed to call me a dog" or something at this point
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3 months
@LikeEnkidu @candlekeeps I swear to god I was so confused being given the option to apologize for being so forward after I wasn't at all lmao
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Alyssa⚢
2 years
@binaryAegis ah, yes, of course she's a voracious top in the bedroom. I'm assuming Gracewood is a dude? so it's just standard guy fantasizing about "sexually aggressive uber top trans girl with 0 bottom dysphoria who will dismantle me"
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Alyssa⚢
2 years
straight people are not allowed to make useless lesbian jokes anymore. I'm revoking the privilege. they don't use it responsibly, and it's their fault in the first place, so *no*.
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4 years
This is the response I needed whenever I went back to it.
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Alyssa⚢
6 months
@An_Aria_Blooms Everyone going "all labels group people in with their oppressors" but the difference here is that 'monosexual' for example is primarily deployed against lesbians or gay men but not against straight people, their oppressors. It'd be like only ever using cis to describe cis gays.
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Alyssa⚢
6 months
If you're a man with interiority and you're thinking of replying angrily to this: simply step inside my basement I have this wonderful vintage.
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Men have no interiority so this is an easy one.
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Alyssa⚢
7 months
@LeafTilde Thank you for your insight miss tilde
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Alyssa⚢
7 months
He has now followed her over to this platform to sexually harass her and state publicly that 1) she was punished on her main for sexually explicit content on her alts & 2) that her transition timelines weren't the violations (they were marked as explicit content by tumblr)
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Alyssa⚢
7 months
For anyone wondering how transmisogyny is going on other sites, tumblr's CEO just misgendered a trans woman in an official statement about why he had banned her, threatened to contact the police, and started DMing random people who called him liars to complain.
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Alyssa⚢
2 years
@badambulist @VyriaDurav I honestly feel like I'm still learning how to actually work toward things or express agency in my life after it - I truly did not give a fuck to, unless circumstances (school, my mom, etc.) would make it more inconvenient to not do the thing than to do it.
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Alyssa⚢
2 years
why do I get smitten so easily? fucking. girls. dammit. damn them. stop being cute.
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Alyssa⚢
4 years
@Katabassist Wait do people hate picrews now or something??? Picrew pfps has *always* been the 'probably trans' signal to me, who's hating on them. Damn. and wait is the justification "you're not comfortable showing your own face"? Cause like no, I'm not, thanks. And I won't.
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Alyssa⚢
3 years
For me it’s both
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Alyssa⚢
2 years
Just saw in a thread about fragile masculinity and cruelness of cishet men around being perceived as queer “thank god I don’t have a penis so I don’t have to do this.” Fuck off. Stop making penises the basis of manhood. Stop casting trans women as implicit in our own oppression.
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Alyssa⚢
3 years
@benjanun_s I was literally regularly sexually harassed and assaulted for half a decade by being the chubby, unpopular, “weird” ““boy”” in school it’s just delusional. Your peers can tell you’re trans, or autistic, or whatever, long before you can. Somehow. And you will suffer for it.
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Alyssa⚢
3 years
@_maiqo But maiqo there's no bed posts what are they going to tie each other to?
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Alyssa⚢
2 years
@binaryAegis I'M NOT IT'S ANNOYING.
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Alyssa⚢
7 months
If you ever think "man I hate the transmisogyny on twitter I should leave and go to other social media" - it's all like this. the same discourse is happening in parallel on tumblr rn. Someone has been sending this literal sexual harassment to random transfeminists recently.
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Alyssa⚢
10 months
@badambulist It’s always nice being reminded trans solidarity and queer solidarity are damn-near entirely fictional
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Alyssa⚢
4 years
@Salamander18th @sjflemwriting Personally I'm a big fan (read: pissed as hell and feeling moderately betrayed) of hbomb joining in on the mockery. This guy was supposed to be the model of a supportive cis ally? Who is literally driving harassment towards trans people for the crime of... not liking a thing said
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Alyssa⚢
3 years
@y4ntaoist @teir3s Sara can be shipped with literally any woman and it just works, I love it.
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Alyssa⚢
2 years
@badambulist This made me imagine a narrative forcefemme looping self referential game with you as a narrator and I made myself melt into bed basically
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Alyssa⚢
3 years
Cis artists who draw girls with dicks but don’t make the easiest fucking overtures towards trans-supportiveness like putting their pronouns in their bio kinda suck. If you’re profiting off of trans bodies then show you support trans people.
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Alyssa⚢
4 years
@Spdrcstl You know something I specifically hate about this? genderfuck is a literal term within queer studies, and it's about going against social norms and power structures and stuff, not... fucking just doing capitalism against trans people.
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Alyssa⚢
11 months
@benjanun_s "I love you girlies" > says "true" to someone who directly says that transfemme people can't make good representation and directly implies that we're all sex crazed lunatics
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Alyssa⚢
2 years
@_maiqo I mentioned it on patreon I think but I literally do this to my gf and she doesn’t like sleeping with me in anything but a very large bed because of it. I cannot help it I just wanna cuddle. I’m not even awake at the time!
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Alyssa⚢
3 years
Apparently doing a project about the ways that trans peoples' sexualities change over their transition is insensitive to trans people. Because they don't want to think about what happened before transition. Damn, someone should have told me, a trans woman, that.
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