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God's silliest soldier

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Joined July 2022
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@alxturnrkizouja
zaineb🪻
7 months
"was ur exam good?" no but i know kindness. i know friendship. i know love. i know how to see the world in a grain of sand and heaven in a wildflower. i know how to hold infinity in the palm of my hand and eternity in an hour.
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zaineb🪻
5 months
i hate consecutive exams bro it takes me atleast two days to recover from an exam how am i supp to prepare for the next one in ONE DAY .
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zaineb🪻
9 months
most annoying kid u knew had this water bottle
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zaineb🪻
9 months
seeing who liked a reel is always sm more fun than watching the actual reel 😭
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zaineb🪻
5 months
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@fa1rymoongf
5 months
khuda ne mere andar rajj ke funny daala hai omgg
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zaineb🪻
7 months
@umerrooo no but i know kindness. i know friendship. i know love. i know how to see the world in a grain of sand and heaven in a wildflower. i know how to hold infinity in the palm of my hand and eternity in an hour.
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zaineb🪻
9 months
why do u as a guy have aesthetically pleasing instagram highlights .
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zaineb🪻
5 months
watching reels from ur spam is so humbling cuz why tf have i liked this shit from main bro ...
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zaineb🪻
10 months
do yall also get excited for someone's bday nd u try wishing them exactly at 12 but then u realise that u aren't even that close to that person nd they'll probably think that its wierd that ur wishing them at 12 so u force urself to calm down nd wish them a little later at like 1
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zaineb🪻
2 months
going to war ❤️ (abt to ask my brown parents for permission to go out)
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zaineb🪻
9 months
weird way of making someone want u is like ALL of their stories for like two months nd then j suddenly stop . dont like a SINGLE story that they post . j dont do it . speaking from experience they'll want to get ur validation again nd they'll start liking u
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zaineb🪻
23 days
u guys better count ur fucking days
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zaineb🪻
7 months
@griefiswania no but i know kindness. i know friendship. i know love. i know how to see the world in a grain of sand and heaven in a wildflower. i know how to hold infinity in the palm of my hand and eternity in an hour.
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zaineb🪻
6 months
it's so crazy to think that the past ppr im so casually solving rn potentially ruined someone's life at some point
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zaineb🪻
11 months
lahorio ko batatay huai sharam nhi ati kai wo lahore sai hai ?
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zaineb🪻
5 months
everyday i wake up nd thank God for making me a woman so i dont have to pretend like lizards don't scare me
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zaineb🪻
3 months
fuck u guys nd ur vacations i hope y'all have a horrible time there
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Opens Instagram Everyone on their story :
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@alxturnrkizouja
zaineb🪻
1 year
is that imran khan or cillian murphy
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zaineb🪻
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zaineb🪻
2 years
@titojay21 @daveannn @keyon And if it follows u then what
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zaineb🪻
22 days
alia bhatt they cld nvrrr make me hate u
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zaineb🪻
2 years
@crueIlntentions the only likeable character she played was in tvd when she had like 10 minutes of total screentime
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zaineb🪻
18 days
im like if rory gilmore had no life no job no rizz no social life no goals no aims no money no motivation no skills no future no bitches
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zaineb🪻
1 year
this is the most productive thing ive done all day btw
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zaineb🪻
7 months
it's ok if u dont study while ure fasting guys 💗
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zaineb🪻
7 months
maybe dont be ugly then
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Selenur
7 months
Selena Gomez posted a beautiful selfie, but deleted it right after 1 minute to post a throwback picture of her in 2017. Y’all have really been so mean to her to the point where she has felt insecure with herself. I feel disgusted, she has always been a role model.
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zaineb🪻
7 months
fake idgafer i saw u going thru that girl's insta wishing u were more like her
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zaineb🪻
10 months
who tf likes saag ...
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zaineb🪻
8 months
imagine u tie a ribbon around ur bf's arm nd he flexes his bicep but the ribbon doesn't break im cryinf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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zaineb🪻
3 months
"u discovered a premium feature" how abt i discover the inside of ur mom
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zaineb🪻
24 days
@str1ppertitts he's off pudding 😂😂😂
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zaineb🪻
6 months
prayed 4 this 1 couple to breakup in tahajjud . now we wait 😊
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zaineb🪻
24 days
forgetting to add vanilla essence is ltr the worst thing that can happen to a girl
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zaineb🪻
1 month
@ruumroom I WAS GNA SAY THAT BUT I THOUGHT PICK ME LAGOUNGI KEHTE HUE
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zaineb🪻
1 month
@ladyfrownalot @ruumroom shut the fuck up ❤️
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zaineb🪻
3 months
mango + paratha combination is so 🤤🤤🤤
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@alxturnrkizouja
zaineb🪻
7 months
hello guys im back with a newer better hotter smarter funnier version of me
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zaineb🪻
2 months
to whom it may concern im not a minor anymore 😊
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zaineb🪻
6 months
uske sath shawl le kr uske sath bethi
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zaineb🪻
1 year
to the girl who left her phone in yhe common room while she had her class j so i could use her hotspot, i love u SO MUCHHHH
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zaineb🪻
10 months
got one past paper question right 😭💗😭💗😭💗😭💗😭💗😭💗😭💗😭💗😭💗😭💗😭💗😭💗😭 this is the best day of my life 😭💗😭💗😭💗😭💗😭💗😭😭💗😭💗😭💗😭💗😭💗
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zaineb🪻
1 year
@janesreputation unrelated but joe looks so fine in that first clip
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zaineb🪻
10 months
conan gray i will sl!t my throat in front of u to change the trajectory of ur life forever
@conangray
conan gray
10 months
the original second verse to heather, for heather day <3
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zaineb🪻
4 months
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝔃𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓫 ❤️ 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝔃𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓫 ❤️ 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝔃𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓫 ❤️ 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝔃𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓫 ❤️ 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝔃𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓫 ❤️ 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝔃𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓫 ❤️ 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝔃𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓫 ❤️ 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝔃𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓫 ❤️ 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝔃𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓫 ❤️
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zaineb🪻
11 months
ok lets do this
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zaineb🪻
8 months
who even gaf anymore gen1
@PopBase
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8 months
Taylor Swift announces new bonus track ‘The Albatross’ for her upcoming album ‘The Tortured Poets Department’, Out April 19th.
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zaineb🪻
9 months
u guys aren't real friends if one of u isn't constantly encouraging the other to bunk nd the other is determined to take all their classes
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zaineb🪻
2 years
hating cami that is IT
@laheyspells
ؘfran “ken” stein!!
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what’s everyone’s tvdu fandom icks?
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zaineb🪻
25 days
r u forget wot hapin at 11 spetambir 🤨🤨 is u forget 🧐🧐
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zaineb🪻
1 year
can u guys pls pray for my nana. he passed away a few hours ago :/
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zaineb🪻
8 months
thinking abt how next year all the lifeless oomfs on gap year will get a life so they won't be as active ontwt anymore 😢😢😢 u guys will be missed fr 💔💔
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zaineb🪻
9 months
i need her so badly this isn't a joke anymore
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Dua Lipa shares video trying to sit down in her Golden Globes dress.
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zaineb🪻
10 months
i love seeing happy oomfs on the tl can u guys pls stop being sad all the fucking time
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zaineb🪻
10 months
hey sry i unfollowed u its j that my oomfie doesn't like u 😟
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zaineb🪻
10 months
me when oomf interacts with me on my alt even tho they don't have me in theirs
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zaineb🪻
2 months
omg after 2 days we will be 1 digit number days away from result
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zaineb🪻
4 months
my ass is nawt watchinf any of these
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zaineb🪻
1 month
if u asked me abt annoying my brother id say it's fine but if u asked me on a deeper level id tell u that it's my fav thing in the entire world i love punching his stomach i love pulling his hair i love randomly slapping his head my day genuinely goes awful if i dont annoy him
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zaineb🪻
8 months
no bigger jumpscare than a number appearing next to ur requests in ur insta dms
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zaineb🪻
5 months
NO CUZ WHAT DID CAMBRIDGE HAVE AGAINST THE 2023 BATCH LIKE UNKO TO ITNA GANDA PPR DIA THA
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zaineb🪻
4 months
i love how i don't have to pretend like i like lana del rey's music anymore that shit mid as hellll
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zaineb🪻
5 months
LOCKING THE FVCK IN TODAY (4 days until caies btw)
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zaineb🪻
9 months
u guys r not allowed to talk to me ab im a celebrity
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zaineb🪻
17 days
haven't seen my bsf in over a month this is the worst thing that can happen to a girl
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zaineb🪻
8 months
when u listen to a song u wld listen to during the worst time of ur life nd u can physically feel ur heart closing
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zaineb🪻
2 months
aurat ka sab se bara dushman uska khandan hota hai
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zaineb🪻
4 months
sniffed ammonia in da practical and almost passed out 🙏
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zaineb🪻
8 months
hate it when ppl i hate make an actual valid tweet
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zaineb🪻
11 months
it pisses me off sm when this one girl tries to be all cute nd wholesome on her insta knowing that she's gen1ly the worst person you'll ever meet nd its not even j an opinion like she's j rude nd fking miserable who gets joy off of ruining other ppl's days for ltr no reason
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zaineb🪻
10 months
my hater arc
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zaineb🪻
9 months
OHMYGOD I USED TO LOVE THESE SM
@Khan_hon_Yawr
𝗔𝘁𝗶𝗸𝗮🌙
9 months
Todays kids will never know the taste of this
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zaineb🪻
1 month
added 1.5 tablespoons of sugar in my oreo milkshake instead of 2 goodluck finding my waist ❤️
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zaineb🪻
1 month
which one of y'all lied to me croissants r so fucking mid
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zaineb🪻
24 days
cooked me ..
it’s always zaineb with an e added a note that u might like on a post and never zaineb with an e got a job
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zaineb🪻
8 months
imagine fumbling me bro i had all of our convos memorized word to word
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zaineb🪻
11 months
nooo babeeee stawwpp ✋🙄🥺 im not like other zainabs 😫😜🤯 im zaineb 🤪😤 like with an e 🥺😩😣
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zaineb🪻
5 months
just did 9709/12/mj/2023 bro ...
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zaineb🪻
5 months
what if i start shivering in the exam hall tmrw bcs they always have those fvckass acs turned on
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zaineb🪻
25 days
i will nvr understand how some ppl show up to clg five days in a week and THEN GO TO ACADEMY EVERYDAY AS WELL LIKE R U NOT TIRED BRO
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zaineb🪻
10 months
instagram plsplsplsplspls come up with a new feature that allows us to have diff lists of close friends PLEASEEESKJDJDNDMKSM
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zaineb🪻
9 months
first date idea : u propose to me n we get married :3
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zaineb🪻
8 months
story na like krtey huai sharam ayi apko ?
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zaineb🪻
1 year
seeing ur parents judge other ppl for things u do behind their backs is such a humbling experience bro ong 💀
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zaineb🪻
1 year
getting an actual nice teacher for physics is such a groundbreaking experience cuz FYM U ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO DO UR JOB ?!?!?!
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zaineb🪻
7 months
u guys shld take permission before talking to me jbtw
@alxturnrkizouja
zaineb🪻
7 months
"was ur exam good?" no but i know kindness. i know friendship. i know love. i know how to see the world in a grain of sand and heaven in a wildflower. i know how to hold infinity in the palm of my hand and eternity in an hour.
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zaineb🪻
2 months
added nihari to my instant noodles why does this actually slap so hard ong
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zaineb🪻
8 months
talking stages r fifty fifty he sends u a dry text nd u stop eating for the whole week
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zaineb🪻
9 months
will nvr not be funny how ppl r gna talk abt boycotting stuff on twt to get a hit tweet nd then go ahead nd do the v things they speak against like girl r u not embarrassed 💀💀
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zaineb🪻
8 months
if u guys ever feel confident in urself nd think that no one's judging u just know that ure wrong ... im here... watching u ... judging u ...
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zaineb🪻
8 months
me liking football reels only cuz he's liked them (idk a single thing abt football)
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zaineb🪻
9 months
bartan dhona wese itna mushkil nahi hai agar dekha jaye
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zaineb🪻
2 months
so jealous of everyone who will get to see their result at their own house .
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zaineb🪻
8 months
LOYAL STORY LIKER DIDN'T LIKE STORY LOYAL STORY LIKER DO U HATE ME DO U WISH I WAS DÉAD DO U WANT ME TO KÍLL MYSELFFF
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zaineb🪻
9 months
they shld make converse that don't take 3 business days to put on
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zaineb🪻
8 months
feeling #sorry for da babies who have boring parents
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zaineb🪻
13 days
12 year old me had no business sobbing THAT hard over perks of being a wallflower
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zaineb🪻
9 months
im gna name my child after me like lorelei gilmore did so i can call my husband zainab kai papa 😈☝️
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zaineb🪻
6 months
u guys r nawt ready for the comeback im abt to make this eid
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zaineb🪻
5 months
guys hahsha invigilator mujhey kehti pls remove ur face
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