Alphi @alphi_sipho Twitter profile

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

5 years

Am I the only one who doesn’t want a house as massive as this? 😕

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

2 years

If anything ever happens to me, DO NOT POST our WhatsApp conversations. Oh my word 😭😓

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

2 years

🕯️🕯️🕯️ To start my own Christmas tradition where we only wake up around 1pm no baby, order food in, bev bev, sidlane, siyolala 🕯️🕯️🕯️

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@alphi_sipho

2 years

I can’t believe I get dragged into EVERY MESS ON THE TL 😭😭😭😭 yoh

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@Zandi_Legend

2 years

Sonia Booth said…

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@alphi_sipho

2 years

I need someone to explain why our body clocks think we work for the SANDF on weekends. 😤😤😤 Why am I up at 6am on a Saturday ngathi siyohlasela eMaputo 🤬

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@alphi_sipho

2 years

Niyawazi ama groovy ka @Bonang ??? RESPECT! 😭

Didiiiiiiii

@Didiiiiiiiiii_

2 years

Nothing gets you drunk like these 2 😫😫😫

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

4 years

This picture was shown to me in a meeting at work after I told them I “don’t feel safe” with being at the office during Covid 😭😭😭😭 Stop posting this stuff!!!

Molefe®️

@_MolefeR_

4 years

Mood 🤪 🔥🔥

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@alphi_sipho

5 years

Mr Kansi has agreed to meet with us today. I hope uMam Kansi will also be there❤️ We’re trying to lock down a date for their wedding and tell him about all the stuff you guys are willing to help out with. I’ll keep you posted! WUMSHADO LO! #KFCProposal Cc @KFCSA

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@alphi_sipho

2 years

Bought Jäger for my mom as a Christmas present. She doesn’t drink alcohol 😓 now I have to drink it. Argh man ☹️

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

2 years

Is it me or are the less road accidents this festive season? I’m so glad man 🥺❤️

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

3 years

Sicela kube yinto encane yomndeni okwamanje. Please. ✋🏽

New York Post

@nypost

3 years

South African woman reportedly gives birth to record 10 babies at once

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

2 years

iTupperware yami? NEVER!

Kirk Franklin

@kirkfranklin

2 years

Let it go…….🙏🏾

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@alphi_sipho

2 years

I want the most peaceful December. I’m not in the mood for a busy festive. Honestly. 😒

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

5 years

@byLeo84 has just offered to design and sponsor Mr and Mrs Kansi’s traditional outfits for the wedding. Woooow 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 #KFCProposal cc @KFCSA

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

5 years

Called him, he’s so happy. Such a softie 😂. We’re gonna try to make this work ❤️❤️❤️. Thank you for all the love guys 🤗

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

5 years

Hayi yoh. Nami ngibheke bona 😕

Taf Afrika

@taf_afrika

5 years

"Qina ndoda ekhaya ba bheke wena" ✊🏿

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@alphi_sipho

5 years

Y’all don’t know God like I know God. I SAW HIM TODAY 😭😭😭😩😩😩❤️❤️

Sam The Challenger

@MohauSam

5 years

What did you learn this week? 😊

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@alphi_sipho

1 year

Not this video scoring me the BIGGEST CAMPAIGN 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥

Peché Africa 🇿🇦

@pmcafrica

1 year

😂😂I can’t imagine not being South Africans 🙆‍♂️

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@alphi_sipho

1 year

I’m gonna need this energy when it’s time for us to go vote 😭😭🙏🏽🙏🏽

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

2 years

Lettuce in a kota really doesn’t sit well with me 😕

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

5 years

Mam Letta has been hearing this story for the 1336558436773rd time. But that’s her boo, she gotta listen again 😍❤️🤣

Bridget Masinga

@BridgetMasinga

5 years

Happy 80th Birthday to Baba Caiphus Semenya. Here’s to a great love story, a life well lived and legacy that continues to touch us all. 🌹🎉

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

5 years

Aku se early. Niyo peela?

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

2 years

You’re definitely going home after this.

🌻𝕏𝕏𝕏 Maqhawe 𝕏 𝕏 𝕏🌻

@MaqPaulM

2 years

Go big or Go Home!

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@alphi_sipho

5 years

Sorry for what happened. Where can we come collect the deceased? 🌚

Skyler Songo

@Loni_Pork

5 years

We nearly died though

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@alphi_sipho

5 years

Random lessons I keep learning: Speak things into existence. Be mindful of your words AND your actions. Someone is always watching. Lol, ALWAYS. You’re never really too young. Place less trust on man, God is your hope. Focus and be consistent! Say THANK YOU!

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

2 years

Birthday presents when you’re born in Jan:

Caroline

@Carolinerathabe

2 years

Back to Tembisa Monneng

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@alphi_sipho

2 years

I’ve had to have this conversation with my mom. Should the Lord decide to remember her, I’m honestly not going to be buying expensive coffins and ridiculous tombstones. I really don’t see the necessity of an expensive funeral. And I want her to do the same if I leave first!

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

2 years

I was on top of a table again izolo 😓 what did my mother raise? 😪

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

2 years

Being in love with someone who doesn’t even look at you in that way is the most ghetto rubbish you can put yourself through. Yeka lawo masimba! Slima 😕

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

1 year

I don’t mean to rush you @MRPfashion , but I’m gonna need you to pull through for us 🥺🙏🏽

incurably straight 🍉

@Kea_IsTheName

1 year

It's the gin trunk. Introductory price is R3799-R3999.

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@alphi_sipho

1 year

Apparently this fellow is the new @MTNza ambassador for Summer 2023 🥺🥺🥺🔥🔥🥺 we’re definitely skipping to the #MTNGoodStuff 🔥🔥🔥🔥😎😎😎

Vuka Africa

@Thisthat_Acadmy

1 year

Message for the Springboks from uMhamha uSbongile. Faf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ~~~~~~~~< #Springbok #Springboks #RWC2023 #RWC23Final Siya Ramaphosa All Blacks

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

5 years

If you’re not giving my your phone number in the 3-3-4 sequence then just keep it. Honestly. I don’t have time for abo 0716 32 359 1. TF?

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

9 months

What a good God 🥺🥺❤️❤️

Kgopolo

@PhilMphela

9 months

AWARDS: Alphi Sipho to host TikTok Awards Sipho “Alphi” Mkhwanazi will host the 2nd Annual TikTok Top Creator awards. The #TopCreator2023 ceremony, powered by Vodacom NXT LVL, will be held on Friday February 9th 2024 in Johannesburg. #KgopoloReports

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

5 years

Hayi bo Hlengiwe Dwala Lam Rock of Ages Living Waters Sewakhile Mhlaba, WHY???

Events Update

@eventsupdate

5 years

This lady she hit me and she did promise me to fix my car and she run a way. She is scammer. This new post hiding her id details.

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@alphi_sipho

5 years

Guys, I really love what we did today. Just a quick one from my side, would anyone perhaps mind to speak to my university (UCT) about my assignment? That thing is due tomorrow and I haven’t started. Please SA ☹️🌚🌚

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

2 years

Iphi steak en kick me?

Damien Scott

@MadScientistFF

2 years

Which pie are you eating?

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@alphi_sipho

2 years

Day drinking is actually such an elite concept 🤔

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

2 years

Reddington and Dembe’s love 🥺>>>>>

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

1 year

A PRAYER WARRIOR!!!! A FIGHTER IN THE KINGDOM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@Thisthat_Acadmy

1 year

Message for the Springboks from uMhamha uSbongile. Faf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ~~~~~~~~< #Springbok #Springboks #RWC2023 #RWC23Final Siya Ramaphosa All Blacks

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@alphi_sipho

1 year

Weird take: single people have families too. I know it’s so bizarre. But they do 😅

Jerome Trammel, M.B.A

@MrJeromeTrammel

1 year

If you’re single, who do you all have as your emergency contact? 👀

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

2 years

Calling me before 8am and expecting me to answer is just a bold move on your part hey. 🤣😅

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

2 years

Thank you for this image. It’s gonna come in handy soon. ❤️

Thendo Muloiwa

@MuloiwaThendo

2 years

Okes am I the only one failing to log in?

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@alphi_sipho

2 years

I don’t know man. Am I going to hell? 😓

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

1 year

Someone asking for a cow when they couldn’t even come home ne braai pack while they were alive. Cabanga 🥴🥴🥴

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

7 months

We’re so undeserving of the grace God keeps showing us man. 😔

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

5 years

Christmas was sooo much fun when we weren’t using our own money ☹️🤕

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

1 year

We can’t afford to die before we take our families out of poverty 😔 personally, my family can’t afford that. God, please keep us alive for our families 😔🙏🏽

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

2 years

So the soap is supposed to mean Lux???? 😭😭😭😭 LOG OFF DAMMIT 😭😭😭

bhut’ omdala

@MprueDie

2 years

Dawg who made this Nhl*nhl* 🧼 person a thing?

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

2 years

I’ve learned to share my content on platforms where it’s encouraged and appreciated. Creating content is already so hard, and for it to be ridiculed on the TL? That hurts a lot bruh 😞 It’s so important to know your audience.

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Alphi

@alphi_sipho

4 months

I got fat, you stayed thin. Never again!

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@richmondsajini

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You used to take me to places where they braai meat @alphi_sipho

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