ALOSTRO @alostrophobic Twitter profile

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

2 months

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Short video of you ☺️

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

2 months

To all black people, pls travel and enrich yourselves with priceless moments and experiences with the illegal funds you’ve attained. The govt can’t auction your trip to the South of France on a yacht with 10 skinny white models.

Sowetan LIVE

@SowetanLIVE

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WATCH | On Wednesday, Hamilton Ndlovu's fleet of cars will finally be sold at an auction that has attracted more than 400 potential buyers. He owes the state R157m in relation to the 19 unlawful PPE tenders awarded to him. Video: Sinazo Kos

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nwamaka.

@rubylaren

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Visited 12 countries this year. What about you?.

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EuroFoot

@eurofootcom

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🥹❤️‍🩹 Florian Wirtz with his girlfriend after winning the DFB Pokal! 🏆

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

4 months

We tweet amongst people who were drinking beer at this tournament.

FIFA World Cup

@FIFAWorldCup

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𝐓𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐥𝐚! 𝐆𝐨𝐚𝐥 𝐁𝐚𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐁𝐚𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐚! 🇿🇦 14 years ago today, the 2010 #FIFAWorldCup kicked off with a banger! 💥

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

5 months

Me during the medical examination when MK introduces compulsory military service:

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@alostrophobic

3 months

@leliibaby @afcbongs You know aura

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@alostrophobic

5 months

Rulani at fnb classic clashes soon:

ESPN FC

@ESPNFC

5 months

Pep in Boston for the NBA Finals ☘️🔥

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

7 months

No fucking ways.

ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

8 months

This ig baddie that only follows 100 people follows me back, of course I’m gonna check every week to see if I’ve been cut yet.

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

11 months

Baby girl 💕

@chennifhar

11 months

what was the pinnacle of wealth to you as a child?

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

7 months

Niggas used to convoy to the townships and rev their sports cars in the name of philanthropy, I ain’t forget 😭

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

3 months

Pure hatred will save our country one day, watch.

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

2 months

You risk your lives and look over your shoulder forever just to shut down diamond walk and flex on a society that can’t afford to keep their lights on, asseblief man.

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

2 months

You’ll all be in jail telling inmates how you hold the record for the highest bill at nostra, that time they thought you were gonna tell them you went to the moon.

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

8 months

"This era of piano" and it’s the hottest garbage you’ve ever heard

Didiiiiiiii

@Didiiiiiiiiii_

8 months

This era of amapiano>>

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

4 months

My favourite past time is piano niggas listening to is’mudufuka 😭😭😭

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

3 months

He has underworld ties guys, that Porsche isn’t from birthday mixes so pls 😭

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

2 months

Groove cartel by Christmas:

Vusi.Mz🦉

@YouDunnoVusi

2 months

Groove cartel letting anybody in now

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

2 months

A boarding school experience is a very necessary lens to see life through: It is never that serious.

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

2 months

We heard you the first time. 🙏🏾

𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐧.

@_ShaunKeyz

2 months

I really miss the era of John Wick, Msholozi, Tender love, Liyashona and Izolo. That was peak piano.

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

4 months

Come near my neck and I’ll start sounding like Skroef’s audi

💕 real neck kisser 💕

@aandreiaas

4 months

Men also like their necks kissed!?!?!?! 🤔

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

5 months

Two kids at St. John’s and pushes the evoque, I know this spec.

Padma Lakshmi

@PadmaLakshmi

5 months

Tomorrow I can finally tell you about my new project... keep your eyes here! 👀

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

2 months

Look at what this piano shit means to us man 😭😭😭😭

sanele nkosi

@sanelenkosixx

2 months

Dj Maphorisa highly emotional on his Instagram live because nobody appreciates the efforts he has put into the South African music industry

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

5 months

These IG dollies all look the same man, same factory, same settings. 🍅🍅

Forza Juventus

@ForzaJuveEN

5 months

McKennie with his girlfriend Chiara Frattesi (Davide's sister).🖤🤍

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

7 months

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@leliibaby

7 months

amapiano broers please plug your best playlist?

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

3 months

I know a site.

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@psemythyst

3 months

can we skip to the rich part

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

7 months

"Heita, ka tseba gore you’re in need of blankets and food mara how inspirational is my 4 pipe??"💀

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

7 months

MSc corpo finance & advisory. Talk to me nicely.

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

8 days

She put too much dash. 💔 I knew it.

Musa Khawula

@Musa_Khawula

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Kelvin Momo introduces his new girlfriend Manasseh Kali.

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

7 months

Those broers had full on videographers with slow mo effects and girls hanging out the sunroof but apparently it was about giving back 😭😭😭😭 nah bruh

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

4 months

😭😭😭😭 The dlozis ku twitter coming for me:

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

2 months

I think I watch this video everyday.

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

4 months

Me and my niggas the day WhatsApp is no longer encrypted:

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

3 months

His albums aren’t the only misses.

Peché Africa 🇿🇦

@pmcafrica

3 months

Kabza at shooting range 🔫🔫

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

7 months

@YouDunnoVusi Yup 😭

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

2 months

Forever distracting us from garbage music by accompanying them with good visuals, you got to respect it.

NFR Podcast

@nfr_podcast

2 months

A$AP ROCKY TAILOR SWIF (MUSIC VIDEO) 🎥 🚨OUT NOW🚨

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@alostrophobic

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Cairo Mathebula

@Cairo_Mathebula

5 months

Very important to be done with the game before the game is done with you.

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

6 months

I heard he asked Oscar to make a beat right now without any help 😭😭😭 allegedly tho

Vusi.Mz🦉

@YouDunnoVusi

6 months

@Mph0dolski The real question is what did your friend do

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

4 years

Guys, my birthday is coming up and I've been thinking having something small at Woolies by the vegetable section, let me know if you can make it

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

6 months

DJ played xduppy and gunna left, makes you wonder

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@alostrophobic

6 months

I don’t like how we’re made to feel bad for not having erectile dysfunction, really.

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

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@YouDunnoVusi We have been waiting for you, welcome. 🙏🏾

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

6 months

Just got hit with the "enjoy your stay" after throwing down "I’m in your city"

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

7 months

Hear me out, Balcony mix but with good music.

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

7 months

SHE USED TO REPLY TO MY STORIES

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

5 months

If your "love" for piano isn’t grounded in house, I’ve got news for you.

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

7 months

You’ll be having a bad day then sh*kes & les come to finish you off

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

6 months

We know about you Kabelo 😭😭

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6 months

Kabza. What a man.

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

5 years

Getting robbed is so disrespectful. They really looked at you and said "ya, this one we can pull off"

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

7 months

The Saka limp is generational man 😭😭

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

9 months

Styled a global New Balance campaign. Grooving with Ronaldinho and Yeat. Met Gunna and Westside Gunn, got given an unreleased Giggs joint. Rocking 2 pairs of unreleased NB kicks that only drop in April, put Paris onto LeeMckrazy. Just know when it happens, it wasn’t a mistake. 🫵🏾

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

5 years

@kiankunta You forgot "I'm smart and these actually won't be achieved"

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

5 months

Piano literacy >> financial literacy

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@alostrophobic

4 months

Mshishi during this morning’s training session:

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

8 months

This ig baddie that only follows 100 people follows me back, of course I’m gonna check every week to see if I’ve been cut yet.

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

3 months

I will never be made to feel guilty for putting my country first 😭 idc what the consequences are, as a result of that.

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@alostrophobic

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@KATSPOV__ You are not alone my brother. 😔

ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

7 months

You’ll be having a bad day then sh*kes & les come to finish you off

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@alostrophobic

3 months

Attended a hate watch but the referee was involved. 👍🏾

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

3 months

One day we’ll address that producer making the worst revisits of house & kwaito songs but for now let’s vum vum 👍🏾

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

4 months

Nah man, this is the kind of legacy that has grade 8s from all over country doing goose steps in the corridors on the way to maths 😭😭😭 I am so fucking moved by you, Alzeadon.

MB5

@MB5Plug

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Alzeadon Felix, you are a special player.

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

4 months

Real music man, trust. 🤞🏾🤞🏾

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

6 months

"as majita" 📍

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

6 months

The amount of times I fantasized about stealing those sticks while they were playing and running for my life 😭😭

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@alostrophobic

4 years

If his diski name is Sniper, Killa or Ace, DO NOT PRESS

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

3 months

"You’re sooo annoying" we inside.

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

7 months

"I’M NOT BENZEMA" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

3 months

"Soon" in piano means next elections 😭

Test of Time⏳

@stixx_za

3 months

Me & @Nvcho_rsa are dropping an Ep so special soon 🥺❤️💪🏽

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

4 months

Just as I was about to get an engagement ring for her. 💔

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5 to 6 gun shots fired at Brooklyn Mall. Browns Jewellery Store robbed.

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

5 years

Check privilege on Monday, drink raw eggs on Tuesday 😍

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@alostrophobic

5 months

Jazziq thought he was playing at zone 6 last night 🚮

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@alostrophobic

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Ayanda

@iam_siyafierce

2 months

What is “spirited driving”?

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@alostrophobic

6 months

Once we accept that piano is the only thing that matters in this country, we can stop arguing about a lot of things.

The Instigator

@Am_Blujay

6 months

I love the South African club scene everyone is there for a good time 🕺🕺

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@alostrophobic

2 months

Since when did having a good time, have to mean, knowing the songs? 😭 hayi we are really from different eras.

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

4 months

Mzansi is failing Skomota ngwana sesi 😔

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

4 months

The "Hawk Tuah" girl is to closing a deal to star in a reality series about her life. (Source: )

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@alostrophobic

4 years

@sandiledube_ Which white person forced you to ask this? Be honest

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@alostrophobic

4 months

@YouDunnoVusi Nigga kicked him off stage just to play Mob Ties with his tight ass amiri jeans and lv sneakers 😭😭😭 the audacity

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@alostrophobic

5 months

She’s my girlfriend, I just haven’t spoken to her yet.

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@alostrophobic

4 months

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@alostrophobic

2 months

How are you going to tell us about i-piano when you don’t have a redbat skippa posing like this: 🤘🏾 kanjani?

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

2 months

I’m deleting every exclusive off my phone and transferring all 700 drillion of them to my laptop and backup usbs. They’ll be kept in a secure high-max facility, far away from my friends and family and only used on special occasions. I need to appreciate official releases again.

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

2 months

If whatsapp were really violent, they’d give us a 'whatsapp wrapped' every year to show us our failures. 😭

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@alostrophobic

8 months

Jaivane by the end of the year 🤞🏾

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@alostrophobic

4 years

This is the first Saturday that actually feels like Saturday

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@alostrophobic

5 years

Yes yes yes yes mcmfkwldlrlgtjsuwirfk MICHAELHOUSE !

Genius

@Genius

5 years

what lyric did you not understand for the longest time?

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ALOSTRO

@alostrophobic

3 months

Leleti is so real, my gf will definitely manage all my social media accounts, including WhatsApp. Don’t talk to me, talk to my lawyer. ✋🏾

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@alostrophobic

5 years

You guys get told to make your bed and call it a toxic household

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@alostrophobic

5 months

Twitter users realizing that the real movers and shakers don’t interact with us on here 😭😭

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@alostrophobic

11 months

Some white boys had the full set with the bag on wheels, I’m carrying mine like Maize Meal 💔

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@alostrophobic

9 months

Trinity man 😭😭😭 I can never hear this name and not think of when Romeo was chasing down a boundary with a happy meal in his pockets, fries flying EVERYWHERE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I miss my nigga man. 🕊️🖤