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𝜗𝜚ceili

@almondpastries

10 months

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𝜗𝜚ceili

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9 months

i feel like i’ve been shot in the chest

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10 months

another day as a big girl with a big girl job

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1 year

sports fans have a long history of beating their spouses when their team loses but are worried about harmless excitement hm

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1 year

it’s really not that deep

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1 year

the way no other 23 yr old man looks like this i’m sick to my stomach

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1 year

genuinely cannot believe this man was 23 LIKE LITERALLY ONLY 23

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11 months

Harry Styles at the U2 concert in Las Vegas, November 1st (via: TMZ)

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10 months

remembering barry keoghan didn’t use a prosthetic

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3 years

harry’s name is so hot, like harry styles? that’s so hot. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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2 years

if im paying $1 mil for harry to perform at my wedding he better be the groom at the end of the night like

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10 months

paul mescal you will not be walking away from ME!

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11 months

U2 looking out into the crowd and seeing harry styles got a buzzcut

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1 year

remember how controversial the line “tonight let’s get some” was im crying that was a time

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1 year

11 years ago today, One Direction released ‘Live While We’re Young.’

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1 year

we’re all insane bc everyone’s saying how it’s spot on and harries are like “something is off” LIKE FJFHDHDDB

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1 year

New Harry Styles wax figure at Madame Tussauds London.

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10 months

and when i say the “i’m a vampire” scene in saltburn is kind of hot

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9 months

“don’t step on her dress” my clothes just flew off my body

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6 months

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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1 year

they’re all laughing bc everyone started screaming when he waved i’m crying this is too real person for me

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10 months

going to order sushi and watch saltburn after my everything shower tonight

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1 year

harry wasn’t wearing vans on a run he started running bc y’all were crowding him and filming im gonna be sick

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1 year

“i’m going to go away for a little bit”

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1 year

“i’m in the video” you slept outside the forum for a month

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1 year

harry: “to the most inspiring people i know” harries taking inspiration from harry

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1 year

“he was always looking at me when i was barricade he’s in love with me!!!” and this is what he perceived

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1 year

harry wrote us a 10 minute song to kick us out of his house

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2 years

olivia thinking harry concerts are a feminist gathering when we’re literally screaming crying and throwing up over a rich man

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10 months

barry keoghen saying “are you going to behave?” in saltburn

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1 year

i slept SO good that night

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1 year

you just had to be there

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1 year

harry complimenting fans on their merch when he sees them on the street does he like to see them panic when they realize it’s him???? HES SICK

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1 year

harry realizing he’s rich enough to no longer have to rub lotion on himself anymore

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1 year

me bringing up that i saw 1d when 5sos opened for them any time it’s appropriate to mention

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1 year

if i hear “she’s got a family in carolina” on a grainy livestream

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1 year

this is family business y’all need to knock it off

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1 year

Harry Styles in new tour photo.

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2 years

the way he brought a little bit of love on tour to the grammys with his jumps and his “go!” i’m crawling into a hole

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8 months

she’s so real actually stop inviting them😭

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@PopCrave

8 months

Billie Eilish at the 2024 #PCAs : “There’s some like… TikTokers here”

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3 years

who’s gonna tell tiktok stans that there’s a difference between shrooms and coke😭

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@almondpastries

1 year

how are all of y’all going to london or italy for harry…like what do you do for work or what was your major in college bc i’m clearly doing something wrong

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1 year

harries would never survive surprise songs

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1 year

mitch opening is really sending me bc i really don’t think i’ve ever heard him speak

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1 year

so that harryween announcement isn’t coming huh….

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10 months

christmas morning when tom blyth, jacob elordi, paul mescal, and barry keoghan are under my tree

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1 year

applying for a new credit card bc harry styles is playing stockholm syndrome in 2023

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1 year

enemies to lovers where they want each other dead at first hm

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1 year

love on tour isn’t ending today btw bc men are liars

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1 year

how did he get away with this

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1 year

this doesn’t include people who bitched about it being added to the setlist btw

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@almondpastries

1 year

don’t boo me!

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1 year

the lizzo lawsuit doesn’t give you an excuse to be fatphobic btw

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1 year

harry ending hslot in 2023 just to announce a 2024 tour by a new name

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1 year

niall is in his lover boy era and i cannot relate in the slightest

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1 year

i need him in ways that are not feminism friendly

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2 years

she’s not a “i want to change the movie industry for the better” feminist she’s a “guys do it and get away with it so why can’t i” feminist

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2 years

olivia’s publicist reading kiki’s caption

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1 year

OUUU HE GOT YALL BAD @onedirection

HSD Love On Tour

@hsdlot

1 year

“I’d like to introduce you to my wonderful band. They are the best group of musicians I’ve ever had the privilege of sharing a stage with.” - Harry at #LoveOnTourReggioEmilia

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1 year

someone gets paid to rub lotion into harry and i would like to apply for next tour for science

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2 months

guys omggggg

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1 year

@HarryPromote we can’t enjoy anything omg

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7 months

he met her once and wrote a song about her

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3 years

pov: you weren’t here when harry was constantly slandered in the media for being a womanizer

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1 year

harry introducing himself to fans knowing they probably know his blood type

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8 months

whyd he tattoo a crop top

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@PopBase

8 months

Machine Gun Kelly debuts new tattoos.

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1 year

if he looked at me like that i’d be finding my way backstage i really don’t give a fuck

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1 year

3 albums, no collabs, no remixes

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1 year

Harry Styles has now out-streamed One Direction on Spotify in total plays (18.344B+).

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1 year

this awoke something crazy in me

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1 year

he wrote us a lullaby

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1 year

my mind has not been at peace since this gif was created

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9 months

the man getting all the nominations for the BARBIE movie like the jokes write themselves we are toast

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@PopCrave

9 months

Both Margot Robbie & Greta Gerwig were snubbed in their respective #Oscars categories: Best Actress & Best Director.

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1 year

do they know we call them harry government

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1 year

i don’t think harry wears tom ford tobacco vanille anymore there i said it

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1 year

harry playing stockholm syndrome AND daylight means he probably saw y’all being brats about it

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1 year

brad being british was not on my bingo card i thought that was an american man through and through

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6 months

he looks like he’s about to bet on it

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1 year

can harry accidentally post a selfie on his insta story again orrrr

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1 year

Ticketmaster

@Ticketmaster

1 year

FOUR ways to reduce your chances of getting lured by ticket scammers 👇

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@almondpastries

1 year

harry’s idea of a fun date has got to be like going on a hike or to a workout class that makes me sick to my stomach

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@almondpastries

1 year

i will forever be jealous of the relationship reina now gets to have with harry after giving him his grammy

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1 year

no bc he really did a fine line centered tour, then a harry’s house centered tour….so this setlist could literally be so crazy oh my god

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1 year

harry getting some sun in italy today!

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@almondpastries

1 year

imagine ur show being next and coming onto twitter to people saying he should’ve ended tour at wembly like y’all are very evil people😭😭

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@almondpastries

1 year

“harry is going on a 5 year break” y’all need to start seeing psychiatrists to fix the voices in ur head

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3 years

how is sydney sweeney engaged when we haven’t even met yet

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1 year

harryween n1 i’m so ready!

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1 year

harry probably gets pcd too NONONONO

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1 year

i can’t stop watching his hand opening the water bottle like-

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1 year

how it feels to wake up the morning after your harry show

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1 year

might have to delete this app while he’s on stage in italy idk i’m gonna be miserable

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1 year

i’m expecting to see some form of a hslot tattoo on harry within the next 3 business days

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@almondpastries

1 year

some harrie sold that vid to tmz and had their rent paid thats so fucking funny

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@TMZ

1 year

Taylor Russell Gets VIP View of Harry Styles' Concert Amid Dating Rumors

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7 months

everyone going to hell

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1 year

so does anyone have that salad dressing recipe

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1 year

i have no backbone

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1 year

the way harry’s london house location is kinda just public knowledge is so sad like free him fr

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9 months

this is the prettiest anyone has ever looked ever

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8 months

GEMMA HAD A BABY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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1 year

if harry does the super bowl i cannot wait to see harries get those tickets instead of football fans

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1 year

he can circle his hips a little TOO well🤨

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1 year

me if i knew if i called harry styles he would pick me up on his way home

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1 year

what if i killed myself

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2 years

harry styles team addressing: homewrecking ❌ refusing to call someone his gf ❌ platinum ticket pricing ❌ spitting on chris pine ✅

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2 years

why is everyone in his immediate group going out to events THERE IS A SICK BABY WHY ARENT YOU FEEDING HIM SOUP AND TEA???;&:&/&/

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@almondpastries

1 year

pleasing it’s time to just deactivate the tiktok account. let it go.

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