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Matt Beanzy

@alltheuknumber1

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Gay geek? Train driving Doctor Who fan. Left. Liberal. My views are my own and not my employer’s. No DMs til we know each other a bit. Was once @amotorhomme

London, England
Joined July 2021
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Shiny plastic bucket hat for rain.
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Rest days are here. Pub.
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I had my alarm set
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I took my Not-We to the Planet. He wasn’t impressed. He asked if there was one of those chairs that they have for men while their wives look at lingerie #doctorwho
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@BylineTimes @cybertelosian I wonder if the Electoral Commission will find some teeth without a Tory govt breathing down their neck?
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@Bob_Fischer @IrkthePurists I had to go to A&E last week, made me sign in at a terminal THEN go back to reception. How do people who can’t walk or whose arm is hanging loose manage!?
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@mrhenrymorris @MarinaPurkiss It’s what the wealthy do. Their railways don’t get closed. Their bus routes don’t get withdrawn. Their post offices stay open. They get to see doctors for longer. Authorities listen to them.
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Celebrating the weekend off
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@miffythegamer And child care and no loss of wages or benefits!
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Unplanned visit to Who location
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We are going on the postal railway today, where’s the buffet car?
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@orbisdesigns @Qui_Quae_Quod42 Would have been better than Space Babies
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Rainbow bear
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@temcterrier1977 @sheepiefarm2 What’s immediately noticeable is the number of white people involved. Not the way the right wing pundits were reporting on it.
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@RichardVaughan1 I weep for this country. Our one serious attempt to upgrade the rail network for the next couple of centuries and we fucked it...for NOTHING.
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@miffythegamer It was the people who attended the hen and stag dos that made me laugh! Ooooh a 21 year old couple are getting married, who shall we ask? Albert Tatlock and Betty Turpin!
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@RobinJPickering @jm0ses Except that none of that has happened
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A nephew just posted a far right poster about “illegals” on Facebook. I was incandescent. I just commented “you are better than this.” I hardly see him now, and frankly don’t give a fuck if I don’t see him again. Not if he’s now THAT sort of person.
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@yarahawari @jdportes Even the concept of using dogs is so disgusting.
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He looks like a Carry On joke
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@MittensOff @BrexitBuster Why is he on the BBC again? He’s totally irrelevant now.
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@LouHaigh CARS are out of control.
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Can’t beat a Portugeuse tart
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@jamesrbuk Well they’ve had years of doing what they like I guess.
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@ChrisShaver64 @maxinefowe He could probably point to you how well some very left of centre countries are doing in Europe, that don't bankrupt their people because they can't afford healthcare, don't have massive prison populations, and and healthier happier and more propserous per captia than the USA.
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So that's both shoulders, one ankle, one wrist, and a tickly cough giving me gip today. After several years of head troubles, Covid x 2, food poisioning, Guillane Barre Syndrome and two accidents. You'll forgive me for not being Mr Cheerful.
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Rest days
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We are on the little train!
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Eltham Palace today
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Homemade rum n raisin
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Good morning. It still has me.
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I may have to turn it round
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@BobbyDazz12 I say! What a wonderful butler! He’s so violent!
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@richardosefton We've gone backwards. Mostly thanks to the filthy Tories and those they whistle up to detract what from they've done to us all.
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@RobinJPickering @jm0ses Stop answering questions with questions.
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@MichaelTakeMP They’re all SO desperate not to be HIM
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Obligatory shot of Derek Jarman’s cottage.
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So sick of being prompted for a totally unnecessary title when registering myself that I upgraded myself to a Lieutenant-Colonel.
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@premnsikka Cos it will cost the state a lot to buy them, and will transfer the cost of maintenance to the state balance sheet, and the press will scream, "rail nationalisation costs taxpayers billions". Far better to require GBR to buy NEW fleets themselves in future than now.
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When a young colleague asks you about the 1970s
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@EsheruKwaku Lee Anderson is a piece of work. Picked the side that serves HIM best and sold out the people he keeps pretending he cares about.
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Finally road testing these. And I forgot my sunnies.
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Have some birthday trainers @joseph_lidster
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Powers restored
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In North London, wherever that is. With lamps growing out of my head.
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@azemiagron75 @EsheruKwaku Im white and I’d be scared to be there.
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Back to some big lad favourites
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@JonathanPieNews What choice does he have? This was always gonna happen. Anyway...I would wager most of the people there shouldn't be there, but receiving treatment or rehab.
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@EsheruKwaku @TRobinsonNewEra Can't believe there is a whole account glorifying thugs😡
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Can you put gin in a Lemsip? Asking for a friend…
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Can’t stay in all day
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@bmay @antartica81 He’s just lost a lot of fans then.
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Got these off eBay. I think I’m just more of a big blocky trainer type of boy.
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I’m so old, three pints and I need to go home 🤨
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Men shouldn’t wear shorts if they don’t want to be looked at, they’re asking for it.
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Think I’ll start taking a folding chair everywhere with me. Is that giving in? Can I get one on the National Health?
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Can’t win. These are a bit TOO big.
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These are fun and possibly fit better now.
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I give up. Not bothering following if there’s no engagement anyway.
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@JohannPbooks @DaveAtherton20 Why did you mention his origins and sexuality?
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Went to East Grinstead. Went in the Bluebell Railway shop. Left my brand new thermal cup there. Messed around with breaks and East Croydon stoppers. Went back to East Grinstead. Went in the Bluebell Railway shop. Found my brand new thermal cup still sitting where I left it yay.
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@pipmadeley He looks like he was cosplaying a Doctor in his wedding clobber.
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Wet cobbles and middle age aren’t a good mix
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Tunnel of the day - Leigham
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Fixed it up nicely after the Sleethen ship hit it #doctorwho
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@Hopkins_Alison @matthewhodg @Channel4News Can’t believe they are still lying about this. Was only in a small office but took about 18 months to safeguard everything.
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God I love stationery
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One of those days when I wonder if I’ll be ever be pain or fatigue free again…groan
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@GarethDennis Too many lines connected by 15mph curves…if only we could build a few two level interchanges. And ditch the idea they every station has to serve two terminals or two different routes. Making 2 of the 4 Hayes trains go via Lewisham has ruined the turn up and go frequency.
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By the way…THEY’VE gone! I’ll stop saying it in a day or so.
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Are you allowed to have Oops Upside Your Head for the first wedding dance?
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I understand when higher profile people don’t reply on Twitter, but the lack of engagement from some is disappointing…there seems little point following 🙁
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All the pretty pretty things
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Going to lock the account in about a week as was my plan for this “new” account. I think everyone who followed me before who is likely to re follow me has done so. Please tell your Doctor Who/gay/railway/political friends to follow me if they used to, I’m quite nice really.
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Well I had a successful coming out to a relative I’d lost touch with…anything else happen this evening?
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@BBCPolitics It’s amazing how many people can’t tell the difference between applying to join NATO and being occupied by Russia 🙄
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Let’s OFF ROAD !!!! #fastshow
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Just describing my shift pattern to someone and realising how mad it sounds 4 on, 5 off, 4 on, 1 off, 2 on, 2 off, 7 on...
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377 of the day predecessor
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Just a quick reminder…the Tories are OUT. Night night.
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@Elwick70 I’ve never heard him speak before. He’s got a classic curtain twitching-petition-to-stop-new-homes-we-don’t-want-foreigners-in-this-area voice.
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Nearly forgot today’s trainer shot. These fit lovely but I wouldn’t want to walk the South Downs Way in them.
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Goslings!
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@ADHDForReal I should have more meltdowns, I sometimes think.
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Just bought a Wham Bar, fruit salads and a quarter of lemon sherbets. No hope for me.
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Now these are okay…not thin like a lot of the collection…
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It is fucking hammering it down in Penge Sur Le Mer…
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