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@allahsfav

10 months

desi girls have way too much on their minds burdening them. get employed, find a second gig, apply for that scholarship, leave PK, lose weight, take care of parents, dodge marriage/find appropriate spouse, help siblings, have a social life, manage mobility, manage beauty, manage

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i guess my question is how do you degenerates not know who salman toor is esp when this is pak twitter’s collective fav painting

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1 year

PAKISTAN WE MADE IT

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1 year

pretty much every hijabi around me took her hijab off when they left pakistan. I see them now in crop tops and sleeveless and dresses. pakistan suffocates, clearly it wasn’t a choice but something enforced - either thru danda or the illusion of choice.

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@allahsfav

6 years

Reading a report about Unilever's CSR in rural Sindh where what they did Get this Is train 2000 Thari women To use their products Who then trained other women in the village To also use their products Main product used: fair and lovely. CSR category: women empowerment

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@allahsfav

2 years

controversial opinion but I think locals should be allowed to “scam” the gora tourist. prices for all these informal services + goods are on a sliding scale anyway. ofc they asses u and ask. ur currency is a 100x ours. suck it up and pay a lil more that’s still a lot less for you

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@allahsfav

5 years

My mom called me at work today to ask me for my CEO's number so she could talk to him like he's the principal of my school or sth and tell him to close work early because of the baarish. Me: ma, this isn't how this works Ma: you give me his number, I will talk.

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@allahsfav

4 years

my phuppo sending quran ayaats on whatsapp like that's gonna save her instead of saying sorry to my mom

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@allahsfav

1 year

Men who say “i can never leave my family” are so mentally & emotionally deficient. You expect your partner to do that. You expect your partner to suffer your family. You expect everything from her you could never imagine yourself undergoing, and you expect it every time, forever.

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@allahsfav

4 years

MY BOSS AND MY BOYFRIEND HAVE THE SAME NAME DID I JUST TEXT "JAAN" TO MY BOSS YES I DID FUCK ME

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@allahsfav

1 year

men who are SO NICE to me + so attentive or interested in my professional life or ideas then I ask them about their wives and they just dismiss them like “oh she’s just a housewife” are gross disappointing tharki obnoxious I bet your wife is a 100x more interesting than u

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@allahsfav

4 years

"Ami, do you know what PTSD is?" "Nahi. Kia hota hai?" "Post traumatic stress disorder. Aik clinically recognized condition hai un logon ke liye jo kisi aisay experience se guzray hain jis ki wajah se abh uss waqiyay ke kisi bhi reminder se trauma hota hai.

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@allahsfav

1 year

just realized that some of the rishtas being sent my way by phuppos is actually an underhanded tana. like, they think I’m worth nothing and will settle for anything. they’re shocked I could reject anything. as a fat girl, how could I even pretend I have any prospects in the world

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@allahsfav

4 years

My sister mentioned, just casually, how she was touched inappropriately by a driver when she was a child. My brother - her older brother - proceeded to CHALLENGE her saying he doubted her memory. His own sister, with no foreseeable motive or intent apart from sharing her trauma.

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@allahsfav

5 years

Heterosexuality is not a choice. Homosexuality is not a choice. No one chooses to be attracted to men.

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@allahsfav

4 years

Everyone share their flower type please😁it’s so cutee! Take a screenshot and share a screenshot of what flower you get

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@allahsfav

2 years

while im v anti institution of marriage i do think men exploit today’s young women’s desire to delay marriage to be with them for long periods with no intention to marry bec in the end they’ll go for exactly who their mummy wants anyway

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@allahsfav

5 years

Hello! It's me, another woman in Pakistan not safe in her house at a gig in a hospital in school in a concert in the bus in the market in her dorm room in a hospital washroom I love my woman card! It helps men identify me as the culprit of every crime committed against me.

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@allahsfav

5 years

The ultimate power move would be to take the CSS, clear it, tell your family you're qualified as a CSS officer... and then say you're not gonna do it. Imagine the chaos, the reversal of dream crushing

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@allahsfav

3 years

I meet desi women who think they’re better because they don’t drink or wear short dresses or hook up casually and that’s their own business really. But it gets a little frustrating when I find them resentful of the freedom other desi women exert, the ones they moralize as bad.

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@allahsfav

3 years

My friend fought her family & called off her baat pakki with a guy who accused her of being too flirty with with his lil brother - they’d met twice with the whole families present each time. LSE educated, khandaani log, etc. Abuser in the making for sure, if not already.

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@allahsfav

5 years

At that stage in life where Amir Khan not graduating in Rang De Basanti for fear of the life after university makes total fucking sense.

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@allahsfav

5 years

A male friend from a veryy conventional Sindhi family lives in Karachi while his parents live in their village. He told me he was teasing his mom, saying "nahi karay warna baba ko bata dun ga. Phir dekhna." She said "bata do. Tumhe pata nahi, aurtein sarak pe nikal ai hai." :')

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@allahsfav

5 years

What was that Khalid Hosseini quote? Like a motherfucking compass needle that always points motherfucking north, a man's accusing finger always finds a woman even if she's just going to the motherfuckn washroom.

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@allahsfav

1 year

my bf regularly tells me he loves me but he never says I’m the bane of his existence and the object of all his desires do u think he’s cheating on me

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@allahsfav

5 years

IBA kids at work tell me they're from IBA in a way like I'm supposed to start worshipping them?? Please, Jamal, we have the same job sit the fuck down.

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@allahsfav

2 years

my first bf came from a sophisticated kinda home. he could never understand why my parents broke my phone when they caught me speaking to him.

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@allahsfav

4 years

shocking video of women fighting for a sapphire jora. uneducated housewives.

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@ujaydaman

4 years

lahore bar election gathering zindabad..lets slap each other to get first dibs on the meat - lets keep our facemasks off whilst we push and shove and lets show the next generation of lawyers what lies ahead for their time.. #barelectionsmatter #andthefoodofcourse

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@allahsfav

5 years

Men on the street who say "mashallah" as I pass by are somehow taken by surprise when I say "lund kha, suar" in return. Pata nahi kyun.

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@allahsfav

4 years

Pakistan peoples partayyy

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@allahsfav

5 years

Me, lived in a joint family my whole life: it's suffocating and there is zero personal space and as a woman it's extra difficult and there are monster children everywhere and- Asshole who has never lived in a joint family: lAiKiN rOnAk hOtI hAi yAaR.

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@allahsfav

5 years

I feel so, so fucking traumatized every time there's a leaked CCTV video of couples in this country. It's so fucked up. Those people - usually kids - can be killed. Surveillance is horrendous tbh - esp when the people doing it hate and criminalize you by default.

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@allahsfav

5 years

I wish there was a hospital for healthy people.

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@ETLifeandStyle

5 years

Actor on Wednesday was granted interim bail in domestic violence case

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@allahsfav

4 years

omg i just remembered how my first ever boyfriend knew i really liked pakola so one time he had a dinner party (before we dated) and there were big bottles of coke+7up. once everyone seated, he brought a small bottle of pakola and put it next to me without saying anything. CUTE!!

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@allahsfav

4 years

Aurat March has already won in it's philisophical purpose 'cause every household is now talking about us, every person - whether they support it or not - is now part of the discourse. We will be forced to DECONSTRUCT a conversation we were NEVER allowed to have. #AuratMarch2020

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@allahsfav

4 years

Fucking tired of being happy for married friends who can't be happy in the same way for you for the same things. Marriage, the gr8 qualifier of relationships, seriously? In this society, especially? You met your husband 2 months ago for the first time and that's "more" real??

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@allahsfav

4 years

my aunt just tried to tell me I should forgive my dad because apparently what her's did was worse, or what her friend's did was worse. fam what I hear is that men are trash and we keep shaming women into bypassing accountability to go straight to forgiveness. nope. not anymore.

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@allahsfav

6 years

Today a car full of men pulled up & told me to get in. I stared for a bit, then ran up to them & started hitting the car. They sped off. Men hooted as I cycled. Mullah on motorcycle drove by yelling "sharam karo". All this before noon. Happy Sunday to all women ❤️ men can die.

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@allahsfav

4 years

Men think they reach peak comedy by joking about second wives in front of their wives. But can't seem to find the same humor if women talk about other men 🤔.

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@allahsfav

5 years

Your sexuality is valid even if u never come out. Fuck that pressure, man. I hear ppl say "you need to come out (to EVERYone)" without any actual empathy or sensitivity to context. You can and will live your truth without having everyone know it - just like everyone else.

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@allahsfav

5 years

My boyfriend keeps giving me flowers like I can take them home or sth. Running out of excuses about why my friends love me so much!!!

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@allahsfav

1 year

When you talk about rape happening in Pakistan, some man will always say but the rape rates in America are the highest!!! I don’t think women in Pakistan care about that at all. I don’t think it matters where rape is the most. The fact that we are women in Pakistan talking about

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@allahsfav

5 years

I know the white guy is the one wearing the sherwani but I don't think it's that upsetting, Tooba. It's a beautiful exchange of culture in this one situation, calling it qayamat would be a a bit of a stretch.

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@allahsfav

4 years

4 women wielding peace signs. A mob of men raging and frothing at the mouth. This is a zeitgeist moment. In absolute awe of these women.

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@PuraniMeena

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Uff these power women... @Tooba_Sd @IsmatShahjahan @marriyamalik1 look your grace and your strength ... look how your courageous victory sign is making them crazy 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Mullay se lein ge Azadi #AuratMarch

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@allahsfav

5 years

@Spishaa Honest to god, good on you sis. I hated how she gaslit you and couldn't bother to be humbled for even one sec about her warmongering desire. You're amazing and powerful ❤️

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@allahsfav

4 years

I have no patience for "apolitical" friends anymore. I wish I could be that indifferent. But I fall out of love every time they don't show up, carry on, don't even acknowledge. Like the proverbial asteroid heading our way will just miss their neighborhood specifically.

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@allahsfav

4 years

my hero will always be my chinioti friend that managed to break off her engagement in A Levels and fought her family to go to university and graduated as valedictorian and is now earning and thriving and dating the love of her life

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@allahsfav

5 years

Looking for a Shaadi haters solidarity group

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@allahsfav

4 years

If my mom does all this work she gets to rant about it. If her kids or husband don't help her she gets to give her taanas. Step up or shut up. Stop gaslighting moms.

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@allahsfav

2 years

why do people insist on bringing their husbands to things no one has invited their husband to. I wanted to meet you and you brought him along. both of you just go home now, this is so annoying.

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@allahsfav

3 years

I would not even give birth thru my vagina, for the shame of my vagina being involved. Would not breastfeed the child, for the shame of titties being involved. To be seen with a child means people know I had sex, and my haya is so great why would I even have sex, I'm not a slut

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@allahsfav

5 years

"jitni aap ki umar hai utna mera tajurba" Sir, aap ka tajurba PDF nahi convert kar sakta. Please baat toh sun le.

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@allahsfav

3 years

I’ve never in my life wanted to live anywhere but Pakistan. Like for a short term here & there, yeah. But a citizenship? No way. Pakistan is where my people are, & mujhe apnay logon se mohabbat hai. But y’all HATE women. You HATE us. For the first time ever, I truly hate u back.

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@allahsfav

5 years

Musharraf denied rape as a horrifying reality for women and said if it's so bad, these women should leave Pakistan. I imagined what would happen if all the women in Pakistan left. Would rape stop then? Nope. Children and men are raped too. Women are not the problem, Lt. Loru.

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@allahsfav

5 years

As a Sunni I will always apologize for the entitlement and insensitivity of my sect. Sorry yaar.

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@allahsfav

10 months

I am most worried about developing a neck hump from looking at my phone/book and losing my hair bec of pcos and the chicken in this country flaring up hormonal issues!!!

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@allahsfav

4 years

Why stop at LastProphet? Why not also include Born in Makkah in 571 AD? Also son of Aminah bint Wahb? Will you persecute children who write Prophet Muhammad P.B.U.H and not LastProphet in their exams? Why does this clown of a government insist on making a mockery of everything.

JalebiTumkaas⁷

@ilmaZuberi

4 years

There are 70,000,000 other problems in Pakistan to deal with but this wasn't one of them. Ya'll for real clowning us right?

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@allahsfav

5 years

Guys from Aitchison really don't waste a second in telling you they're from Aitchison do they

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@allahsfav

5 years

The next time you're degrading your fatness in public please be mindful of the other fat people in vicinity who are just trying to enjoy their dessert and double chin, thanks.

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@allahsfav

5 years

Got my TOEFL score today. Turns out that I can still understand the English language. Better use all the English I can before I have to prove it again when my capabilities to English expire in 2 years along with the TOEFL. Again.

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@allahsfav

4 years

Muslim guilt is so wild. When bad things happen to me I immediately think it's because I don't pray namaaz.

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@allahsfav

5 years

I'm on my period but I still don't feel like ransacking a hospital and killing patients. But these emotional and unstable women, y'know..

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@allahsfav

5 years

*period cramps murdering my insides* *back aching and legs so weak I can barely stand* *feeling nauseous and bloated and everything is annoying* *sadness. mucho sadness* *kind of craving a cake, a whole cake* Society: shh don't tell anyone

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@allahsfav

3 years

your dad telling you to put a dupatta on in the house means he's a fucking sicko staring at your tits I'm sorry there is no other way to explain it

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@allahsfav

2 years

so attractive when someone does u a favor and makes it seem like it truly wasn’t anything, they’re so unfazed by their own willingness and generosity to help that their humility shines. I would die for these people.

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@allahsfav

5 years

She holds his hand and says, "Hey, it's going to be okay." But she knows the ice is melting + the forest is burning + the produce is poisoned + the bacteria are immune + the thunderstorms + far right hatred have just begun. It will never again be okay. "How about a cup of tea?"

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@allahsfav

5 years

I was taking a pic of my Nani's hands like this and she dragged me saying "wah wah wah meray burhappay aur kamzori se Facebook pe likes le gi beghairat"

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@allahsfav

5 years

My bf: drives me from end to end of the city for my chores, navigates my bs and helps me achieve my dreams, is always always there and plans ahead for everything that could affect us- Me: idk but u didn't smile when u said it do u even rly love me

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@allahsfav

5 years

@plathwoolf_ Who is this hero and how do I find her

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@allahsfav

4 years

DO YOU UNDERSTAND??? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE ENORMITY OF THIS??? TWO CHILDREN WHO'S LIVES HAVE BEEN DISRUPTED BY THE BIGGEST THREATS WHO JUST WANNA GO TO SCHOOL AND NOT HAVE TO CARRY THE BURDEN OF EVERYONE'S FUTURE??? THE SOLIDARITY AND POWER???

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So... today I met my role model. What else can I say? @Malala

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@allahsfav

4 years

desis calling married couples showing affection to each other behaya or beghairat kills me because why do you want people who live together and have sex to act like casual acquaintances that just kinda tolerate each other? woh dekh mera shohar, meri L se bus salam tak chalta hai

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@allahsfav

5 years

Fuck the people who design this Fuck the people who enforce this

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@allahsfav

5 years

A group of men walking next to me started singing "woh chali woh chali" to harass but I actually really appreciate the background chorus USSAY ROKAY NA KOI, BITCHEZ.

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@allahsfav

2 years

abusive fathers and husbands are one day just totally shocked to realize their kids have grown up and are towering bodyguards protecting their mum ready to fight back

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@allahsfav

5 years

Today in what the absolute FUCK in Karachi

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@allahsfav

5 years

Shalwar kameez of my dreams

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@allahsfav

4 years

My bf has been giving me online classes for python. Me: I have to confess sth Me: I have a crush on the teacher

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@allahsfav

5 years

As *picks gun* Per *loads gun* My *cocks gun* Last *aims gun* Email *fires gun*

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@allahsfav

4 years

me talking shit about capitalism, my boyfriend reminding me I live in dha

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@allahsfav

5 years

Someone has put my coworker's number on Google as McDonald's.... And it's absolutely hilarious that people actually call him - but also so heartwarming that he guides these people about the current deals available and keeps himself up to date on the deals just in case. Cute.

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@allahsfav

1 year

I love when men ask for proof for such things. So u want me to google all the instances of graves being raped in Pakistan and also around the world? Sure, I could do that. But also f*ck you. You do it. Who is claiming it happens the most in PK. Who cares where it happens the most

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@ghauraghaura

1 year

@allahsfav Do you have any source that says these things happen more in Pakistan compared to other countries?

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@allahsfav

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hot take zakaat is literally mandatory for muslims, but i am bothered to no end when some muslims keep it so calculated they only donate to muslims so it counts as zakaat zakaat. not to hindus during the floods, or in case they're shia. not charity for charity's sake ever.

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@allahsfav

5 years

My married cousins are so annoying they think they know the secret to life because they get halal dick once every other Sunday

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@allahsfav

5 years

"voracious reader" starter pack: - childhood trauma - need for escapism - hamara bacha CSS karay ga - parents giving money for new books but not permission to hang out with friends

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@allahsfav

6 years

Since you all are here, let me redirect you to some other and better forms of women empowerment. This is Masooma Mai at Sea View, Karachi running her own butta cart. She's close to S&P so go support her and have a nice convo while you're at it. Cheers.

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@allahsfav

5 years

"I need to get full body laser done before my wedding." Baby girl I promise you. He won't even shave his asshole for you with a razor. L pe.

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@allahsfav

4 years

A friend had to drop a well paying amazing film gig because the crew would be 80 men... And her. Sites included Northern Pak, aka places without any signals. She said a year ago, she wouldn't have thought twice before saying yes. Womxn are so, so traumatized.

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@allahsfav

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in 6th grade a teacher was yelling at a kid for not getting his test paper signed by a parent and he started crying, saying his mom was out of town. when she yelled get it signed by your dad, he yelled back saying his dad was dead. how she ever came back to teach is beyond me.

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@allahsfav

5 years

Grateful for the teachers that protect female students from the dangers of kaajal and nailpolish, instead of the pesky matters of bullying, slutshaming, and discrimination.

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@allahsfav

5 years

Maybe the desi fuckboys from KGS and Lyceum will finally stop using the N word now that they know even Harvard doesn't think racism is cool.

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@allahsfav

5 years

@irfanjunejo Sirf Junejo bache ga.

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@allahsfav

1 year

men in my fam like to bring up my marital status when they see me: go out, drive myself, earn my own money & spend it on myself, succeed in my career, travel. they are furious & their first instinct is: how do we steal her independence & happiness immediately?! akeli awara AZAAD

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@allahsfav

4 years

Monisha beta memes are 1000% accurate. My extended cousins were shifting from Gulshan to DHA, and without a joke they said "abh hum aap ko Ammi nahi Mama bolain ge."

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@allahsfav

5 years

What I love in the full clip is Qamar begins like any patronizing man qualifying his progressive thoughts as "in fact, men & women are not equal bcoz women r better" ends in an anger tantrum & exposes himself as a misogynistic chutiya - still claiming to be the "biggest feminist"

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Tahira Abdullah explains feminism to Khalil aur Rehman Qamar. Oh lord she’s merciless.

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@allahsfav

4 years

na talent na tameez auto tune aur use karle tu khabees jisko lagta tha tu handsome usne bhi kar dia cancel yeh gold digger ke charchay kaafi misogynist hai, larkay hum se lar ke kia ukhaar le ga jaana bas pi le tu apna cigarette marijuana

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@allahsfav

5 years

Would like to propose a harassment tax on men. Every time a man sexually harasses a woman, all men are charged a portion of their income that is sent to the victims - or all women generally. This would finally cost men sth & they may give a shit, and the wage gap balances too.

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ya gurl sannu

@allahsfav

5 years

It's really imp to say this apparently, but it doesn't matter that I'm from Pakistan or Muslim. My stance on Priyanka Chopra, Kashmir, Palestine, Modi, etc would be the same if the labels of my background were different. Just like my stance on Balochistan, PTM, Saudi Arabia etc.

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ya gurl sannu

@allahsfav

5 years

Everyone who wears shirts like this is a straight up piece of shit I'm sorry I don't make the rules

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ya gurl sannu

@allahsfav

1 year

i keep joking about it but i low-key want to open my own travel agency and cater it towards middle class families not very used to traveling. i'll book EVERYTHING inclusive of experiences and a daily itinerary and transport links and tips for culture and hacks.

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@allahsfav

4 years

you either die a progressive or live long enough to become a DHA aunty

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