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Alistair Kitchen

@alistairkitchen

2 years

The Flemington Racecourse flood wall is some kind of perverse tragedy of the commons. A privately-owned floodplain refusing to take on water, ensuring worse flooding for the city of Melbourne.

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Sorry but if you actively direct floodwater towards people’s homes, you’re doing something wrong, and we should have a legal framework capable of holding you to account.

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1 year

damn who is the economy

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2 years

shot, chaser, etc

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Talia Jane ❤️‍🔥

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4 months

NYPD using LRAD telling the rally outside Columbia to “not disturb the barriers. Any altering… of the barriers will result in arrest. At this time, you are making unreasonable noise. You are directed to stop using sound devices.”

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1 year

“I compare it to what I call Gotham City” is one of the all time lines

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1 year

Marjorie Taylor Greene on New York: It’s disgusting… It was repulsive, it smells bad. I think it's a very terrible place.

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2 years

People in the comments tell me it’s state land leased to VRC

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1 year

evergreen

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1 year

Is there a single major economy in the world that’s obviously outperforming the US right now?

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1 year

Something majestic about watching @naamanzhou explain Aussie Rules in the New Yorker

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Alistair Kitchen

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3 years

My new essay in @Meanjin tries to grapple with something that has perplexed me for years. It's government policy that about 1/20 Australian workers be unemployed at any one time. How come we never talk about that?

More Workers Than Work

Full employment is suddenly the mantra of the Liberal Party of Australia. After more than a decade without a sustained period of unemployment below 5%, Treasurer Josh Frydenberg announced as part o…

meanjin.com.au

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Alistair Kitchen

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2 years

Young people may become more conservative when they finally inherit the capital hoarded by older gens, but they'll never revert to boomer levels. My sense (hope?) is we're a decade away from a massive realignment.

Julian O'Shea

@julianoshea

2 years

Millennials are doing their own thing. This graph of Australian political trends vs age is wild. #auspol

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10 months

Last year, at the request of a pseudonymous collective of online scientists, 160 strangers voluntarily replaced their entire diet with potatoes for a month, weighing themselves daily.

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3 years

. @thomas_violence did a funny tweet two days ago and i've already seen three screenshots of it floating around here each with 100k likes

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Alistair Kitchen

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4 years

The emergence of @jdcmedlock offers a rare moment of redemption for Twitter.

Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼

@Noahpinion

4 years

Today on my blog I interview @jdcmedlock , the pseudonymous prophet of Twitter's Social Democrat movement. If he can't convince you to love higher taxes and universal benefits, no one can.

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3 months

My piece about potatoes seems to be getting some attention again. Here it is ICYMI. TLDR: - potatoes may hold the cure to obesity - the pseudonymous scientists @mold_time tested it with volunteers from the internet - the results are extraordinary

The Potato People

A pseudonymous online scientific collective tries to solve the mystery of obesity

www.kitchencounter.blog

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Alistair Kitchen

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2 years

Steve’s right here, but he’s missing a key group: centrists. The Australian centre has been drinking from the firehose of American politics for decades.

Steven Hamilton

@SHamiltonian

2 years

The worst version of Australian politics is the unthinking importation of American political fads. The right and left are equally guilty of it. Lefties talking about abolishing student debt. Right-wingers talking about voter ID laws. Totally brain dead. Incredibly cringe.

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3 years

My latest essay, now out from behind the paywall at @Meanjin , argues that the "cancel culture" moral panic is the result of material changes to our public sphere.

The Democratisation of Disagreement

About two days after I submitted my undergraduate thesis, my supervisor was cancelled. He’d been sending emails with slurs in them: Muslims were ‘Mussies’; East Asians were ‘Chinky-poos’; Nelson Ma…

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Alistair Kitchen

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10 months

@BrandyLJensen a century of putting hams in bags... and nothing

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10 months

@BrandyLJensen I'm reeling from the realisation that it's the latter?? who knew we had such restraint

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Alistair Kitchen

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3 years

. @rachelrwithers asks the right question: ‘A well-respected former Coalition MP accused the PM of “menacing, controlling” behaviour, of bullying and backgrounding against her...Why isn’t this major news?’

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Alistair Kitchen

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1 year

Still coming to terms with the discovery of an old, damaged, undeveloped roll of film I shot in Xinjiang at least 5 years ago

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Alistair Kitchen

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10 months

@mold_time If you've heard me talking obsessively about potatoes in the last year, this is why. My story of a pseudonymous collective of internet scientists trying to solve the mystery of obesity:

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3 years

call me sonic the hedgehog cause i just got a boost

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Alistair Kitchen

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2 years

@TheOmniZaddy @aaron_renn 'Residential' is when as few people live in a street as possible

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Alistair Kitchen

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2 years

Urging all people in nyc to get amongst it today. Exquisite vibes. Best weather of the year. Not to be missed

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3 years

I’m having a stroke

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4 months

@prem_thakker All surrounded streets cleared and locked down. Hundreds of police, massive operation.

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Alistair Kitchen

@alistairkitchen

2 years

Warnie was at least 10x more famous than, say, Tom Brady, but the yanks wouldn’t know it. Good on the NYT.

The New York Times

@nytimes

2 years

Shane Warne, one of the greatest cricket players of all time, and a larger-than-life figure on and off the field, died Friday in Thailand. He was 52.

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4 months

Columbia President Minouche Shafik's letter to the NYPD requesting force. The 'clear and present danger' was that some undergrads were camping on a lawn.

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Alistair Kitchen

@alistairkitchen

3 years

Now that Netflix has fired the organizer of the trans employee workout, let's revisit the famous Culture section of their website

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Alistair Kitchen

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2 years

Hey guys, as some of you know already, my health went really downhill this year. I’m headed back to Australia for a few months to convalesce and get the (universal) healthcare I need.

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Alistair Kitchen

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3 years

If that sounds odd to you, that's okay! We don't usually talk about unemployment that way. But we should.

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Alistair Kitchen

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4 years

Hi everyone. When covid pushed me out of the USA 10 months go, I left behind my apartment, my things, my friends, and my partner. I’ve been working US hours from Australia for months, but today I received a new visa. I’m coming back.

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2 years

As I wrote in @Meanjin , what @nytopinion calls cancel culture is really a moral panic about the rapid democratisation of disagreement.

The Democratisation of Disagreement

About two days after I submitted my undergraduate thesis, my supervisor was cancelled. He’d been sending emails with slurs in them: Muslims were ‘Mussies’; East Asians were ‘Chinky-poos’; Nelson Ma…

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Alistair Kitchen

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3 years

The current outbreak in Australia was predictable, predicted, and the preference of the federal government. The alternative - prompt vaccination and effective quarantine - was deemed too expensive.

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Alistair Kitchen

@alistairkitchen

2 years

bad news everyone. turns out the Australian media class functions to protect and reproduce a narrow political orthodoxy

Steven Hamilton

@SHamiltonian

2 years

Sophisticated question by Leigh Sales.

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2 years

When you haven’t been to Australia

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1 year

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Alistair Kitchen

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7 months

YIMBY Melbourne

@yimbymelbourne

7 months

Why is Brunswick—one of Melbourne’s trendiest suburbs—almost entirely restricted to low-density housing? Why can you only build two storey single dwellings around its plentiful train and tram stops? The answer: NIMBYs. 🧵

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Alistair Kitchen

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4 years

@bencjenkins Not interested. Working on a novel about burgeoning masculinity in a coastal town instead. There will be surfing and possibly footy. might be something in it

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Alistair Kitchen

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3 years

vaxxed

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vaxxed

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Alistair Kitchen

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2 years

I’ve been feeling really down about career stuff and the future but today I remembered all my heroes died broke failures. we’re all good

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Alistair Kitchen

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4 months

The moral courage of these students puts so many to shame—shame that people desperately don’t want to feel. Watch out for bizarro behaviour over the coming days as people across the spectrum try to offload their bad feelings.

maryam مريم🇵🇸🍁

@bluepashminas

4 months

Just got out of jail after Columbia called NYPD to mass arrest 100+ students. I have been suspended and evicted from housing by Barnard. This has only strengthened my commitment to the movement for Palestinian liberation and I promise to continue fighting for divestment.

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Alistair Kitchen

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2 years

This is as good a time as any to say that I'm actively looking for work! I've worked in comms, project mgmt, and chief of staff roles. I like working in progressive politics but I'm not confined to it Please DM me if you have any (NYC or remote) leads - I'd be v appreciative🤗

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Alistair Kitchen

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3 years

We made it. Deleting Twitter for the next fortnight and about to sleep for two days, but thanks for following along at home 🙏

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2 years

How good is this! Just weeks after @naamanzhou wins a Walkley, the articulate Australian lands TWO pieces in the @NewYorker !

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Alistair Kitchen

@alistairkitchen

3 years

The ding dong ditch of academic posting @lastpositivist

Liam Bright

@lastpositivist

3 years

It's kinda weird that science bros still like to act like STEM is better than philosophy even though Berkeley definitively pwned science on behalf of philosophy way back in the day.

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2 years

Last week the Greens became the only Australian party with an explicit anti-poverty proposal. It wasn’t perfect, but people on here lost their goddamn minds. Meanwhile, 13.6% of Australians live in relative poverty.

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Alistair Kitchen

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4 years

I was overcome by the urge to make this

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Alistair Kitchen

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2 years

Never before has Twitter’s tagline, “What’s happening?!”, been more appropriate

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Alistair Kitchen

@alistairkitchen

3 years

For the last few years I've written a low-quality low-effort newsletter to a small group of friends. In 2022 I'm opening the doors to everyone. Politics, criticism, memoir, economics, fiction and philosophy. Hopefully some of it will be good. Enjoy 😊

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Alistair Kitchen

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3 years

The news from Australia is just so tragic, so demoralising. Weeks of reminders of the vile misogyny at the core of our culture.

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3 years

how it started how it's going

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4 years

I love Americans

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Alistair Kitchen

@alistairkitchen

4 months

It is increasingly clear that the higher ed administrative class sees faculty and students as an unfortunate byproduct of their business model—to be managed and controlled.

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2 years

3 million Australians live in poverty. On the stories we tell ourselves to pretend that's normal:

Poverty in Australia

I'm against it

www.kitchencounter.blog

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3 years

Damn I wish this were true but the best anti-poverty program is one that distributes economic resources to people *unable* to exchange their labour for income.

Nina Turner

@ninaturner

3 years

The best anti-poverty program is a union ✊🏾

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2 years

The crucial thing about Australia’s egalitarian myth is that it is the right myth to have. Our task is to make it real.

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3 years

@JMilesColeman

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3 years

I came to the USA to learn from US progressive movement and here is what I have learned: - there is a terrifying amount of money - most orgs have no identifiable theory of change

Kate Aronoff

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3 years

So much foundation money has gone to completely useless things these last couple of months. Tens of millions of dollars for basically nothing

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2 years

I’ve been working on an essay lately about why there are so few ideas in Australian discourse. I think the reaction to the Greens’ two proposals this week helps explain why.

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Alistair Kitchen

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2 years

If Matt Yglesias can build a decades-long career explaining economics without knowing what a basis point is, you can apply for that job you feel unqualified for.

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Alistair Kitchen

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4 years

@RadishHarmers One of the grains of rice 😎

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2 years

@quantian1 Strict eligibility

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1 year

This happened to me literally yesterday

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3 years

George Scialabba is such a gift.

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Alistair Kitchen

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4 years

I wrote about democracy and the flimsy stuff that holds it together, for @Meanjin

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1 year

sorry to succession post but “I’m a plant that grows on a rock and lives off insects that die inside of me” is a line that will be with us for decades to come

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Alistair Kitchen

@alistairkitchen

9 months

I saw this speech delivered by @hashtagoras on the Columbia steps. It was extraordinary. I hope you read it.

David Klion

@DavidKlion

9 months

One of my oldest friends, @hashtagoras , gave this phenomenal speech at Columbia, where he teaches. It's as eloquent an expression of why many Jews reject what Israel is doing in our name as I've read anywhere. It's also a defense of free speech on campus.

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Alistair Kitchen

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3 years

What really makes the US government unique is the confluence of two things: widespread procedural fetishism and just the worst procedures in the world

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Alistair Kitchen

@alistairkitchen

4 years

it's my birthday so here is my yearly birthday message: ✨ better worlds remain possible ✨

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Alistair Kitchen

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1 year

A lot of people say it’s bad that Elon has allowed Twitter to be swamped by bots. but they bolster my follower count and DM me in Japanese what I can only assume are messages of love and affirmation

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1 year

two friends happened to text me pics at the same time

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10 months

This makes the all-potato diet, if @mold_time ’s data is to be believed, among the most effective diets ever researched. ‘People lost more weight on the potato diet,’ they told me, ‘than, as far as we can tell, any other diet in the history of mankind.’

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Alistair Kitchen

@alistairkitchen

3 years

It would also let us see that our current Jobseeker payment, at its current rate, is an extraordinarily cruel way to treat a group of Australians the entire country depends on.

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1 year

Mentioned to an American that I spent the day listening to the cricket. She thought I’d zeroed in on a single insect for 5+ hours. A broken people.

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Alistair Kitchen

@alistairkitchen

3 years

We predicted the vaccine supply problem in November last year

Karen Barlow

@KJBar

3 years

PM Morrison says there are a lot of "heroes of hindsight" re. Australian #covid19 vaccine supply #COVID19Aus

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4 months

It doesn’t even bring profit! The Columbia portfolio underperforms the market! This is a case of mere ideology, *not* material interest.

schizophrenic reads

@schizoreads

4 months

I think it’s actually good to oversimplify things: this is happening because Columbia’s portfolio is profiting too much off of genocide for them to care what students and factually wants or thinks.

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3 years

Anyway lfg!!!

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Alistair Kitchen

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4 months

I’ve spoken a lot to Tahlia this week. Her work is extraordinary and we are lucky to have her.

Talia Jane ❤️‍🔥

@taliaotg

4 months

I have covered tons of protests over the years and the cop response to Columbia University tonight was more than I’ve ever seen. It felt like they were using these student protestors as an excuse to play with their military toys.

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3 years

My first ever piece of published fiction is out behind the paywall at @OverlandJournal . I hope it resonates with someone out there. Writing is hard!

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Alistair Kitchen

@alistairkitchen

3 years

There is nothing compassionate about policy that offloads the cost of safety onto domestic violence victims.

The Age

@theage

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A new compassionate provision for early access to super would allow domestic violence victims to apply for up to $10,000 of their super to be withdrawn “as an important last resort lifeline”.

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Alistair Kitchen

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4 years

I redownloaded Twitter for this

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Alistair Kitchen

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2 years

in a cafe where a girl has a makeshift sign with the words “I am a queer leftist - I just research the far right for work” propped next to her laptop screen

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Alistair Kitchen

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3 years

Second day at JFK trying to fly JFK > LAX > SYD. Can’t get off the ground because @AmericanAir don’t have enough crew.

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10 months

The results were extraordinary. Those who ate nothing but potatoes for 4 weeks lost on average 10.6 lbs (4.8 kgs)– far more weight, in far less time, than other studied diets can boast.

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Alistair Kitchen

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10 months

@mold_time I wanted to understand how this was possible, what it meant for how we understand science, and whether a blog on the internet had really cracked the mystery of obesity.

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Alistair Kitchen

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2 years

Since I shared this essay I’ve had an amazing, terrifying number of people reach out to talk about chronic illness and the isolation that comes with it. In case there’s anyone else out there it might help, here it is again.

Being in pain

Notes on the gulf between you and me

www.kitchencounter.blog

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1 year

Twitter has really just turned into a qt farm huh. we’ve been reduced to recycling tweets from back when this site was funny

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1 year

I’ve been saying

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4 months

Hamilton Hall, Columbia University

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Alistair Kitchen

@alistairkitchen

2 years

I’ve been unwell for the last few years. To make sense of that I wrote this essay about pain and the problem of other minds. Hope you like it.

Being in pain

Notes on the gulf between you and me

www.kitchencounter.blog

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@alistairkitchen

3 years

replies to this are deranged - @SHamiltonian has been repeatedly vindicated on covid; grow up - economists and public health professionals are responsible for an equal number of clangers these last two years - I cannot believe I am defending economics; look what you made me do

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Alistair Kitchen

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3 years

Doing so would allow us to get clear of some pretty messed up notions of "responsibility" and "obligations". We would see that we don't so much need people to "get a job" – we very literally need them to *not have* a job.

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Alistair Kitchen

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2 years

@PMacSwell I’d be curious to hear from experts, too. My sense is that reducing flood levels by 1270 mega litres would be significant — equivalent, as you say, to about a square km of low lying land.

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4 years

Arriving in New York from Australia, this is all I can think of

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2 years

I broke the sacred vow today and posted on LinkedIn. But I did it for a good reason! My job is coming to an end and I need a new one to stay in the US.

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Alistair Kitchen

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2 years

Sorry everyone but the media class functionally protects and shepherds a pro-capital ideological hegemony. Whether you’re a raving drip or Antonio Gramsci you’re basically bang on this one.

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Alistair Kitchen

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2 years

In ‘The Rhetoric of Reaction’ (1991), Albert Hirschman diagnoses three arguments conservatives use to justify inaction in the face of injustice: jeopardy, futility, and perversity. Following the #auspol Federal Election? Keep a look out for each of these over the next 6 weeks:

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2 years

Why are we doing this again? Because those who once had a monopoly on speech now find that monopoly under threat.

New York Times Opinion

@nytopinion

2 years

“Free speech is predicated on mutual respect,” the Times editorial board writes. When public discourse in America is narrowed, it becomes harder to answer the many other urgent questions we face as a society.

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