I've fallen in love with this French ice skating couple, James/Cipres. I can't take my eyes off of them when they skate. They might not be the best technically, but they definitely have the best taste. WHY DO I LOVE THE
#OLYMPICS
SO MUCH?!?!?
If you're not sleeping in a child's indoor tent set up over an air mattress in your aunt's hallway cause there were no other beds/bedrooms available, you clearly aren't having the best Christmas Eve ever like I am.
My dad has just announced that, for the first time in decades, he is going to stay up til midnight this NYE because he "needs to make sure this damn year actually ends."
To the ego of the guy I dated 17yrs ago -
The 'like' you just received on your month-old Instagram was made by my lesbian friend who thought she was on Tinder while looking at your pic.
You're welcome.
Sincerely,
Alison
Dreaming of Sept 4th when I can once again get my fix of corrupt superheroes and the lunatics who try to take them down.
@TheBoysTV
was one of my favorite binges this past year and we are SO CLOSE to season 2!
Watch The Boys on Amazon Prime Video!
#TheBoysTV
#ad
I've just learned that New Zealand uses the phrase "we're not here to fuck spiders" as a way of saying "get to the point" so if you need me, I'll be sitting here contemplating the meaning of my own existence.
In the last 3 weeks, my mother and I have watched every available episode of The Expanse. And now we just have to...like...wait...for Wednesdays...like everyone else?
GAME OF THRONES GAVE ME ALL THE FEELS TONIGHT WHICH OBVIOUSLY MEANS LITERALLY EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE AND I DON'T THINK MY HEART CAN HANDLE THIS WHERE IS THE WINE????
#GOT
ME: *sneezing uncontrollably* Dad! What's wrong with me???
DAD: Oh, you're full.
ME: ....what?
DAD: Yeah, it runs in the family. We sneeze a lot when we're full.
I'M JUST HEARING ABOUT THIS NOW??
So my nightmare just happened...
Got out of the shower. Went to put on my bathrobe. SPIDER STARTS CRAWLING ALONG MY STOMACH.
Whatever horror movie I am currently living, I want out. NOW.
NYC: Walk 50ft out of a Starbucks & some dude slams into me, knocking my iced green tea to the ground, and just keeps moving. 😞
Also NYC: Walk 50ft back to the same Starbucks to buy a new iced green tea, and the barista happily just gives me a new one. 😊
I'm rewatching Ghostbusters and I'll never get over the fact that the villain in this movie (besides, you know, all the supernatural stuff) is...the EPA.
My flight attendant told me I looked like Brooke Shields and I immediately blushed, thanked her, then said it was "PROBABLY BECAUSE I GREW OUT MY EYEBROWS" because apparently my awkward ass needed to give some explanation for such a nice compliment and THAT was the best one.🤦♀️
It is 3pm.
I am still in my pajamas.
All I have eaten today is a bowl of pumpkin spice granola in milk and a Ferrero Rocher.
Ah yes...
...my holidays have begun.
4 years ago, I watched the
#Oscars
with Rami on a friend's couch while we ate pizza. Tonight, I got to watch him win an Oscar. Nothing could make me more proud of this wonderful,…
My mother, who has a PHD in statistics & taught it at a collegiate level for decades, just said this and blew my mind:
"Statistics should help you make an informed decision, not make the decision for you."
Madam Vice President
I'll probably cry every time I hear this phrase for the next 4+ years and I'm so unbelievably thrilled about it.
Thank you,
@KamalaHarris
.
Let me just say...the experience of hearing your own voice coming from an NPC before you stalk up behind them and stab them in the neck with a knife will never get old.
#LastOfUsPartII
I haven't been wearing a ridiculous neon orange vest and an absurdly huge hat to make sure people don't get hit by cars in front of Paramount over the last 105 days to settle. Proud to have my name on this letter. Proud to be
#UnionStrong
.
@sagaftra
As our Negotiating Committee continues to fight for a fair deal, SAG-AFTRA members want them and the CEOs to know that we have our leaders’ backs, and no one will break our solidarity.
One day longer. One day stronger. As long as it takes.
#SagAftraStrong
Nothing is more magical than watching my drunk mother (from 1 glass of wine) explaining to a drunk me (from 4 glasses of wine) how to turn off all the lights in the house before I go to bed.
My family now has a new Thanksgiving tradition where we start watching The Irishman right after dinner til someone falls asleep, wakes up, & asks to "rewind a bit" so they can catch up, creating a cycle that means we will never actually finish the movie til Thanksgiving of 2034.
I had the honor of working with Stan Lee many times over the last decade. But the greatest moment was this interview here...in his office to launch his new website. He found out it was my…