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@alilfc17

8 years

@GWijnaldum no ur black

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@VLONEPREDATOR why is this suddenly blowing up 11 years later…?

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@alilfc17

8 years

When you realize that Premier League isn't what Rafael Hernandez or Sergi Dominiguez said it would be

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@alilfc17

4 years

Ordered from foodpanda, a woman delivered. How amazing, more power to u cheeti

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@alilfc17

11 years

I SAW A BLACK CHINESE PERSON. I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING.

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@alilfc17

3 years

Test cricket has only seen 4 200+ run partnerships for the third wicket. 3 of them in the last 100 years and all three have been made by Pakistan loool

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3 years

the kids are alrighttttttttt

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3 years

he avoided the word sex what a king

(C) Sussex Cricket 🏆

@SussexCCC

3 years

He’s here. 😍 @iMRizwanPak

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@alilfc17

10 years

Alexis Sanchez - Welcome to #LFC

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@alilfc17

4 months

believe it or not the worst part of this group stage exit is paxtanis hyping up below average options who didn't make the squad. please tell me how wasim fucking jnr was going to perform better than the bowling attack we took loool, the man's a boundary machine

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@cricketandstuff

4 months

I still can’t believe that he wasn’t even in the squad

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@alilfc17

8 years

@SkySportsNewsHQ @officialbantams @BlackpoolFC ahahahah what

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@alilfc17

6 years

my parents when i was born:

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6 years

aik masla hogaya hai

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@alilfc17

3 years

Faheem is looking so dangerous and gets rewarded only for bowling consistently on the same line. Shaheen has simply been too poor but nobody wants to talk about that…Cummins and Starc will run RIOT on this pitch

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@alilfc17

11 years

@Doha_LFC A simple random guy just black and Chinese

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@alilfc17

3 years

@9squeeze @KayethenLFC Nothing colder than this promise tbf…

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@alilfc17

7 years

Imagine thinking Zardari will ever get caught ffs he can sell the country and get away with it, he's too good at this stuff

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@alilfc17

7 years

But this is peak hhhahhhhhahahahhah “the best player in the league” dropped for McTominay 😭😭😂😂😂

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7 years

#MUFC 's starting line-up for #MUNHUD is in...

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5 years

Lords? Completed it.

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@alilfc17

10 years

I can bet on my life, screenshot this, fav this, Di Maria will be a flop in the Premier League

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@alilfc17

4 years

Help Shahrukh to get his kidney transplant

Help Shahrukh to get his kidney transplant, organized by Madiha Kamran

On behalf of my dear Friend Kanwal who is currently with her brother in Pakis… Madiha Kamran needs your support for Help Shahrukh to get his kidney transplant

www.gofundme.com

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@alilfc17

4 years

Still the greatest Tennis ad, ever made!!! Happy Birthday to Rafa Nadal, the man who never gives up! “Is he gonna play every point like that?”

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5 years

Amir at Lords is like Messi at the Bernabeu. You just know it

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9 years

@FinallyMario Ex team mates?????????? I think he's done with @lfc

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@alilfc17

2 years

All things considered, only Na Kaho - Aaroh can somewhat challenge Aitebar for the GOAT Pakistani song of all time

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@alilfc17

8 years

@MezugaM @GWijnaldum had to be done bro

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2 years

GUYSSSS THIS IS NUTSSSSSSSS

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@alilfc17

7 years

@LFC Not my club

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@alilfc17

5 years

Love Kohli, he’s the better batsman and so much bigger than Babar, but if we’re only talking about style, then Babar’s cover drive is more aesthetically pleasing than Kohli’s, and that’s a fact.

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India Fans Pakistan Fans 🤝 Appreciation of exquisite cover driving

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@alilfc17

3 years

labuschagne ne itni batting ki practise ki aur isse bowling karwa rahay hain ahahhahahaha

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@alilfc17

3 years

The Sehat Card was a bad idea in the first place. Obvs the alternative of people simply dying was so much better.

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@alilfc17

5 years

Wahab’s six off Rashid is the greatest moment of my life

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@alilfc17

8 years

Just gave my neighbours the same meat they gave us, just changed direction. Cba going in and cleaning the plate

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@alilfc17

2 months

North African Muslims are a totally different vibe. The Algerians, Moroccans, Tunisians have such a refreshing take on Islam, especially since all I’ve experienced in Pakistan is this suffocating version of Islam. There’s just no hope for the subcontinent

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2 months

All of the salafis being shocked to see teenagers in jeans in North Africa is killing me 😭😭🤣🤣

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@alilfc17

2 years

Love this shirt smmm

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@alilfc17

7 years

Dad just got a phone call from some police officer in Kashmir, he told us that our car (which got stolen in 2006) has just been found 😂😂😂

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@alilfc17

4 months

@VLONEPREDATOR let's get started!

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@alilfc17

11 years

@TheYoMonstR Have you ever seen a black person? I bet you haven't if you say you have, you are lying randomly which means you are high.

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@alilfc17

8 years

@tancredipalmeri ok

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@alilfc17

3 years

@9squeeze Absolutely lethal when he doesn’t have the time to think and finish

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@alilfc17

1 year

biggest achievement of my life, paying the final and full fees of my masters on my own lets fucking gooooooooo

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@alilfc17

3 years

petition to make ramiz raja the caretaker PM so that hes removed from PCB

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@alilfc17

3 years

India really thought they could sneak into the World Cup semi finals after beating Scotland, Afghanistan and Namibia 😭😭😭😭

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@alilfc17

5 years

@sachin_rt Thank you Sachin bhai, fantastic tweet, couldn’t have done it without your efforts

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@alilfc17

7 years

@AnfieldHQ Salah, Keita, van Dijk, at least one leftback. Anything else is just a plus

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@alilfc17

2 years

WINNING SIX OVER VIRAT KOHLI LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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@alilfc17

7 years

@JamesPearceEcho YOU DONT? JAMES YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO TWEET LIKE THIS

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@alilfc17

3 years

apparently Cristiano decided to join United after the Champions League draw yesterday

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@alilfc17

1 year

babar azam you have ruined my life

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@alilfc17

7 years

ARY News using Interstellar music for Iqrar-ul-Hassan’s show I’m so done with this country

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@alilfc17

9 years

@Fraudiesta @Artekkers http://t.co/Zt1X1hRWka

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@alilfc17

3 months

all these chances in the space of five minutes literally...against City at Anfield. I don't ever want to hear any liverpool fan wanting luis diaz to stay that man is DEAD to me

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@alilfc17

5 years

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become a villain.

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@alilfc17

2 years

The moon looks so pretty today

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@alilfc17

3 years

Don’t even get me started on this negative coaching and captaincy. How do you not give extended bowling spells to Hassan ffs I’m still in shock after that disgusting 28 over consecutive spin session…when Hassan and Shaheen were reversing it

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@alilfc17

3 years

I’ve never seen Pakistan so united behind the team. Losing the World Cup stings but they’ve come a long way in a very short period. This is a special lot, I hope they realise it. Onwards and upwards boys! @TheRealPCB

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@alilfc17

3 years

exactly my point, every club bar Norwich and Watford have at least one midfielder better than Ox and Jones...its insane

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@SeanDOlfc

3 years

When will people stop moaning about klopp and realise the likes of jones and ox wouldn’t start for West Ham. We are riddled with mediocrity. Klopps flaw is not being up front in transfer windows

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@alilfc17

4 years

Chelsea, btw, biggest club of London. They always decide the title, have won the champions league, none of that arsenal spurs nonsense

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@alilfc17

3 years

The fact that Rizwan defended the negative approach last night shows that it wasn’t only captain’s decision, it was the mindset of the dressing room which Saqlain and Yousaf are trying to ingrain. Get them out of here and get us the “foreign” coaches u promised @iramizraja

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@alilfc17

8 years

Happy Birthday to the Loris Karius and @dan_ward52 best two goalkeepers in our team. Both are 23 today!

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@alilfc17

1 year

me in two days

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@aimaMK

1 year

Malala's husband has the perpetually dazed expression of a man who can't believe his good luck.

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@alilfc17

9 years

@SkySports little unusual not selecting an attacking player here but it has to be Alex McCarthy for Reading v Liverpool 0-0 #plmoments

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@alilfc17

10 years

I mentioned this a while ago, even Henderson can go on to be a better player than Scholes

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@alilfc17

7 years

Ox: "We are in good form, going into City after beating Arsenal 4-0. Im expecting a close game."

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@alilfc17

5 years

MAAAAA YAWAAAAYYYYYYY AKELA DOOB

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@ESPNcricinfo

5 years

Afghanistan are four wickets away! Was this just poetry, or a prophecy from the 🇦🇫 captain? 😲 #CWC19

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@alilfc17

2 years

honestly couldn't care less about imran khan but where are the so many "liberal activists" who were talking about pmln being the savior that the country needed? not allowed to campaign, not allowed to protest loool, what is this? russia???????

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@alilfc17

8 years

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha yersssssss

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@alilfc17

3 years

next game for Jason Roy is v Hasan Ali...

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@alilfc17

5 years

Peshawar ki hospitality ko salaam. Pathans are genuinely the greatest

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@alilfc17

3 years

nah geo and ary dont even hide their agendas anymore ahahahahhahaah...the voice of the reporters and "analysts" on geo is soooo dead jaisay koi mar gaya ho inke ghar mai...ary par its like eid came early today

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4 years

2020 finally delivering. PS5, covid vaccine and now Khadim Rizvi, December should be great 👍🏼

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@alilfc17

4 years

I don’t care if anyone reads this, but this one is from the heart. This might be extremely irrelevant but it means the world to me. Our story starts in 2007 when a very very young Ali and his older brother (a United fan) got a football shirt each.

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@alilfc17

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It was a free hit man, no one was expecting a win. But to lose in THIS fashion? This team is full of idiots and stupid losers. Can’t handle pressure, can’t do the basics right when it matters most. Abhi karwa lo useless bilaterals sab shair ki tarah khelen gai

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@alilfc17

7 years

Thought about taking revenge from Spurs in FIFA, ended up losing 4-3 to a Kane hattrick what a day

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@alilfc17

4 years

@JamesPearceLFC pardon me if i don't buy into ur optimism, James....you have a bad eye for talent. I will never forget the Lazar Markovic training tweet

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@alilfc17

5 years

i swear u guys are such massive suck ups. yes ali sethi is a very good singer but how was that comeback anything special??????

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@alilfc17

4 months

what happened to just saying "they bowled immensely?"

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@malaibooty

4 months

Aamir and Naseem really put their 5.36 inches cock deep inside them pajeets booty touching their belly and cuming all over their chest.. I literally don’t want anything more outta this world cup LOOOOOOL

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@alilfc17

3 years

Babar is already planning for it by getting knocked out from the tournament at the earliest possible stage and preparing for the Test series. My captain ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

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3 years

I'm seeing several tweets by journalists and fans asking the PCB to release Hasan, Naseem, Shaheen, Babar and Rizwan a couple of weeks before the Test series starts. I don't think this would happen as the franchises had nothing to do with this scheduling. #HBLPSL7 #PAKvAUS

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@alilfc17

3 years

imran khan se ziada khush iss waqt sirf mere abba houn gai...happy for him and bcz no fazlu as president of pak...its a win for me

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@alilfc17

10 years

@BBCSport I have this Gerrard shirt from 06/07 season away kit. Liverpool and I are unbeaten, whenever I wear that shirt. #myfootyritual

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@alilfc17

7 years

Waking up at this time for eid ki namaz????? I'd rather have period cramps and call men trash on twitter

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@alilfc17

8 years

@TotalWestHam state of West Ham

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@alilfc17

2 years

i think losing to a good bavuma knock might just be more embarrassing than losing to zimbabwe

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@alilfc17

3 years

#PalestinianLivesMatter #IsraelStopPlayingVictim Islamabad, today!

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@alilfc17

4 years

LETS GOOOOOO GRADUATEEEEE

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@alilfc17

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@ziazulfii Swallowed a baseball bat? ur making the wrong videos king

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@alilfc17

4 years

Aguero

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@afcxman

4 years

Who says no?

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you were still in the game when iftikhar got out btw, and that tells you ke jo aik expected knock hai from a player of babar's caliber on a KANCHAA pitch wins you the game comfortably. lekin nahi he's a mental midget

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@alilfc17

9 years

@SkySports Aguero last minute title winner. #PLmoments

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@alilfc17

3 years

IMRANNNNNNNNN! I SWEAR YOU'LL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN

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@alilfc17

10 years

@ArScouser8 just wait and see

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@alilfc17

1 year

shaheen on this kancha pitch would've been getting murdered by now, at least he gets to know where to bowl in the second innings (not like wo sunay ga, pitch up karay har delivery aur maar khaye ga)

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@alilfc17

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oh fuck off South Africa that's the worst choke of all time

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@alilfc17

6 years

Arsenal win neither so sit down son

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6 years

One wins titles and one wins hearts..

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@alilfc17

2 months

? why is this even a topic of conversation? arshad nadeem's achievement is bigger than any cricketer's, maybe on par with IK/Wasim back in '92, but for me it's probably bigger than that too

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@alilfc17

3 years

Invested $60 in crypto, now have $60.98 They don’t call me the crypto king for nothing

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@alilfc17

3 years

confidence in the establishment is definitely at an all-time low. that's the best thing that has come out of all this tbf

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@alilfc17

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the most muslamic ive ever felt when arshad nadeem did the sajda in france my god what a moment

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