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celtic glasgow - socialism he/him

Joined February 2022
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@alf123_2
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1 year
I beg to differ.
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@A1ZH4RY
A1 🇵🇸
1 year
There really are no happy endings in football man
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@alf123_2
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8 months
Genocide also has no gender, you enabling fucks 👍
@Copa90
COPA90
8 months
🇩🇪 St. Pauli’s International Women’s Day tifo was a work of art
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@alf123_2
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1 year
this dude is so fucking hot idc anymore
@JustinWhang
Justin Whang 🐙
1 year
Drink beer. It’s good for you.
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@alf123_2
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2 years
@thejdtucker lemon twitter raging when someone wants to wear a football shirt instead of looking like a carbon copy stone island wearer
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2 years
you genuinely were just attention seeking if you thought it was white and gold
@notgwendalupe
pop & hot culture
2 years
8 years ago today, this dress broke the internet
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@skzaaylzeigh @VICENews In other news, here is wonderful, beautiful Cumbernauld!
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2 years
Jota’s got “retired at 29 to take up full time wave surfing” written all over him
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10 months
@addjuantogeaysh twitter follower, surely they know?
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1 year
it’s so obviously him 😂😂😭😭
@GoFootballShow
The Go Radio Football Show
1 year
🗣️"I've got a Siamese cat" Neil Lennon sets the record straight on long rumoured secret social media account.
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@alf123_2
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2 years
@nocontextfm1 International cap bonuses on russian players 👍
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2 years
@MilkmanDistin @mikebetsonstuff @Everton He could have chosen not to move to a club with a betting sponsor ahahahahhahaha
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2 years
@AlvaroSilva1906 the airports and train stations that get you out
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@alf123_2
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10 months
He should have been ours. Fuck the board.
@afcbournemouth
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
10 months
22 points gained from the last 27 available 😏
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2 years
we chose fucking ajeti over this guy fuck me
@TPLCSports
The Premier League Club
2 years
GOAL! Brighton 1-2 Brentford (Toney) #BHABRE
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@alf123_2
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3 years
@EBK_18 @FutSheriff Casillas. Goalie for rest of the game whilst the rest of those bums will be SBC fodder after 5 games
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2 years
Jesus fuck never knew that
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2 years
It’s a treat, and it’s part of our national cuisine. Fuck up. This sort of shit is why kids get eating disorders
@ScotNational
The National
2 years
The Scottish Government’s chief health adviser has criticised primary schools for handing out shortbread and Irn-Bru during Burns Week Linda Bauld said giving children drinks and snacks filled with sugar would 'undermine their chances of having a healthy diet' in later life
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@alf123_2
a*d*n
2 years
Of all the horrible things said about autistic people that I’ve heard, lumping Mason Mount in with us is probably the worst i’ve seen
@sspencerukk
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2 years
He’s just like messi, not in footballing ability but in another way I won’t mention
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2 years
@buendiazboyz @TheOfficialFNG yeah but he lives in birmingham mate
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@alf123_2
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9 months
Me sending the best message to someone on hinge ever:
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2 years
Your reminder that goals from the halfway line cannot be nominated for, or win the puskas as they all go down as goalkeeping errors, despite how impressive they may be.
@spfl
SPFL
2 years
Stephen Humphrys. Own half. Weak foot. 🤯🚀 Your 2023 Puskás Award winner is here! #cinchPrem | @JamTarts
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2 years
@skagtrendy91 “DO NOT go to Edinburgh on a Saturday with your pals” This is just good advice?
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2 years
@Gerskev1971 @Nathan_Andy22 No, you wouldny. From your perspective at least you can wind up the celtic man. You canny wind up a guy who knows nothing about football
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2 years
Fixed
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@OhthatBhoy
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2 years
By the looks of it, Taylor is fit to play tomorrow
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8 months
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@alf123_2
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3 years
@L1872_ Talk lots of pish. We know it's because one of your shareholders owns a car dealership and views it as a conflict of interest. If you were actually "sticking up for the league" that would actually be laudable, but you aren't, so it isn't.
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1 year
@Ttfafwasc @Silkennine The fat jokes would probably have been crazy on twitter
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@alf123_2
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2 years
@FlashBKFootball @FootballFunnnys It’s not about standard. It’s about style. Sancho thrives on open space and hitting teams on transition. When most teams in england sit back that’s an issue as you’re facing more players at once than you usually would do. He’s talented enough to figure it out eventually though.
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@alf123_2
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10 months
We need a total and complete shutdown of cyclists buying GoPros until we can figure out what the hell is going on
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2 years
Love how fans of the other teams watch this shit and think “aw it’s ackshually both of tehms fault” when one is celebrating a massive point and the other is headbutting the guy enjoying himself because his team can’t defend
@TheLeishy
Leishy
2 years
WHY CANT THE OLD FIRM BE NORMAL FOR ONE FUCKING DAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WEIRDEST COUPLE OF CLUBS EVER
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2 years
me when i go on my 8th £20 ryanair flight funded by my giro
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2 years
@ku_kuu @GraemeBailey @90min_Football He’s shit. Don’t buy him. Our best player is Albian Ajeti
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2 years
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1 year
Good. Disastrous for the environment and to be fucking frank having lots of wee lithium batteries kicking about on the streets is perhaps the most daft and dangerous idea ever
@BBCScotlandNews
BBC Scotland News
1 year
BREAKING: Scotland to consider ban on disposable vapes
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@alf123_2
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3 years
@JamFitzpatrick 1984 but woke and divorced
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2 years
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2 years
@FenianOfTheLoch This is misogynistic from you tbh. Comparing Cantwell to a woman is insulting to all women!
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1 year
FC Saint Pauli, for them Anti-Fascism is a mere aesthetic.
@ftamsut
Felix Tamsut
1 year
FC St Pauli fans show solidarity with the Jewish community, while also holding a message to some of #FCSP ‘s intl. fan clubs after criticism for their statements re the war in Israel. “Never again is now! Fight antisemitism! From Gaza to Glasgow: free Palestine from Hamas!”
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@alf123_2
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10 months
@ReissFerguson Won’t match Daizen’s juice though
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2 years
@TheRyanMcGinlay @Kieran_Celtic He is an utter gift from God.
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10 months
@addjuantogeaysh have to respect the guy, full cultural phenomenon and yet he’s still going through with it. a man of his word
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2 years
@CelticLisboaa @heraldscotland it's a funny joke get over yourself
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@alf123_2
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1 year
God KDS is so fun it's like the old days with transfer RUMOURS no "here we go" pish
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@alf123_2
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11 months
@CelticWalks67 Don’t think you’re allowed to take those into the stadium pal
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@alf123_2
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3 years
Indeed.
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@alf123_2
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10 months
@kieran_ashton1 Literally spent 30 quid to get 3 of them cause all ours broke. Worth it
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6 months
Cans being this price would fix me more than any woman ever could
@PintsO_Guinness
PintsO’Guinness
6 months
The price for a can of Guinness in Seville Spain!😕🤔
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2 years
He is literally turning this website into Reddit
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2 years
@Arron2Smith scots who only support english clubs are the most fucking bizarre people ever
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10 months
this person would break down in tears immediately if a scottish person tries to have a joke with them
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@alf123_2
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8 months
@Arron2Smith Racist tweets… about their own player?
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@alf123_2
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2 years
ban non-americans saying y’all
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2 years
@Arron2Smith @PJ_1888 football’s just a career to him. surfing is his REAL passion
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@alf123_2
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1 year
@FenianGambino @MaedaMealOfThat not a bigger club. no way in hell will i ever accept a club which has less than 8 league titles and no extant european trophies is bigger than us. i can go practically anywhere itw and find the celtic game live, can i do the same for spurs if it's a 3pm kick off? no.
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1 year
Whoever at twitter decided that the bottom bar should disappear when you scroll should be, in the kindest way possible, rolled into a joint and smoked by Snoop Dogg
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@alf123_2
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7 months
Cyclists think they're fucking VAR now
@ediz1975
Ediz
7 months
Dear LTN residents……. We know you love cars ….. But please buy smaller cars …….
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@alf123_2
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6 months
@ChrisHewittLFC The Queen singing Charles the 3rd to “Life is Life” as a zombie would’ve gone hard as fuck, tbf.
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2 years
Breaking bad if instead of Jesse it was Morelos
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2 years
giakoumakis stans go fuck off and [REDACTED] [REDACTED]
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2 years
@NotoriousBAG_ @AidanCeitic But when he does, its a game here an dere
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1 year
Americans when they have a crispy roll n square sausage (they can’t comprehend something so wonderful)
@villain_support
𝔏𝔬𝔲𝔦𝔰𝔢
1 year
She’s Scottish, yall .. name a Scottish restaurant you frequent, you can’t, no one says “let’s go get some haggis tonight .. man it’s been a while since I had some cullen skink .. man I got a taste for some deep fried mars bars”
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2 years
@kezbhoy For that to be the conclusion you come to the day. Jesus fuck
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6 months
Mediaeval peasant child
@OfficialVizeh
𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢
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How old would you say I look?
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2 years
@Tam_Selleck @dundeeunitedfc They didn’t apologise or reprimand fans, tbf.
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Partick Thistle fans need to get a grip of themselves
@danghentschel
Dan Hentschel
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At the beach - Where the hoes at? Cocky want boing boing!
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1 year
@vanillaspitt Too right. The LEZ is a good idea on paper but when you have no competent public transport it's just a tax on people who can't afford newer more efficient cars.
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2 years
@kieran_ashton1 "Well we all have the 24 hours in a day, so just get on your pairs of unmatching shoes and achieve it!"
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@alf123_2
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8 months
I hope the feds are paying you for your work. I don’t believe in unpaid labour.
@laymagdalene333
lay - CHECK PINNED🌺
8 months
great but where are the masks. how are the most vulnerable capable of gathering in-person. how is this useful in the longrun if the same state disables and kills you and your comrades.
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2 years
@Connor72x wtf?????
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@alf123_2
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11 months
because he was
@MuiryyCeltic
Muiry
11 months
Where do people get the idea Greg Taylor was one of our best players last season?
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@alf123_2
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2 years
@hornywinger67 Delete this tweet. He was a beloved father, son, and grandchild. Would you say this of someone else?
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2 years
@BeingCalum Thinner crust is good for real pizza. Dominos, though?
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2 years
@CelticFC hardly 5% of 70k lmao, club have to challenge this @CelticFCSLO
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@alf123_2
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6 months
You can kill the man, but not the idea.
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@BetweenThePosts
Between The Posts
6 months
A lUis EnriqUe passmap. #PSGBVB
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@alf123_2
a*d*n
1 year
the normies can not cope with a wee autistic fella being the best to ever do it. COPE! Losers.
@elsdawg
‏ً
1 year
dunno how to explain this but Messi simply cannot be the face of this sport.
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@alf123_2
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1 year
Fuck this fucking bullshit, look forward never back
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@alf123_2
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2 years
@ekvous can't believe i've been rattled so much by this tweet i went to google maps to measure how far i was born from celtic park
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@alf123_2
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2 years
He is so incredibly unlikable. Show some respect to your club and keep it under wraps.
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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Mykhaylo Mudryk’s Instagram story… after the exclusive news of official bid made by Arsenal tonight. ⚪️🔴🇺🇦 #AFC
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2 years
@buendiazboyz @TheOfficialFNG i’m glaswegian, shitehole recognises shitehole
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@alf123_2
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2 years
sam smith please, please, please find a way to fit "themchester united" into an interview. it will be the fucking funniest thing ever and it will wind so many people up
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@alf123_2
a*d*n
10 months
@RJ1888_ Alright player as well
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1 year
wish i got something for being all 3
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@alf123_2
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6 months
Starey man is now also pointy man. Very good to have multiple skillsets!
@IainMitchell17
Iain
6 months
Feel like I need to know who he’s pointing at, and who else he can possibly be blaming?
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@alf123_2
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2 years
Tory grass bastard
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1 year
@NotoriousBAG_ The most upsetting thing in the world is going on holiday to a city of a similar size to Glasgow and realising that the public transport is infinitely better
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1 year
no, that is not “girl maths”, you are delusional. get a grip you’re £1500 down in credit card debt “pilates” are not free
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@alf123_2
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1 year
@Arron2Smith Tells you what decision they actually made before great reporting forced their hand
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@alf123_2
a*d*n
2 years
Remember. The Just Stop Oil guys won’t see your tweets praising them, but your cans of tomato soup that are scared of being thrown on paintings will 💔
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2 years
Wid take Goldson as a Joe Hart replacement, thoughts?
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@alf123_2
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1 year
@Hoidy dukla also had most of the czechoslovak team that made it to a wc final in 62(?) i believe as well. they were a great team that had they went through probably would have won the cup as well
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@alf123_2
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1 year
People who watch tiktoks on full volume on buses: I hope you fucking d1e you utter reprehensible dickheads
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@alf123_2
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2 years
@KingDivock3 ngl don't think the coefficient will ever concern you
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@alf123_2
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2 years
@CPHamill Blame neil lennon for pushing him out.
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@alf123_2
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1 year
@HITCSevens Taha Ali's equaliser btw. some goal
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@alf123_2
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8 months
@inspector350871 Didny know Aidan FC was a thing mate cheers
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