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3 months

how i became the first gay driver

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Writer-Director Alex Song-Xia On How They Turned Their Unique LGBTQ+ Experience Into A Driving Lesson — HollyShorts Film Festival

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alex song-xia

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3 years

did it hurt? when u went to nyu

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6 years

If pete davidson were like, 5’6”, none of this would be happening

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in the scheme of my life, i do think this would be my proudest moment

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perfect photo

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Hi we have the same shirt @alexsongxia

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3 years

me: is that a r*ck and m*rty shirt? him: yeah me: oh no way him: yeah haha me: that’s so cool him: thanks me: him: me: i uh, i write on the show him: whoa, like you’re a writer for it? me: oh, yeah, i guess yeah, haha, yeah that’s what i, yeah, haha, cool shirt

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did shrooms on friday and found a lost cat and refused to leave it until we called the owner and didn’t understand why my friends weren’t worried until they pointed out we were in front of the cat’s house and the one who was lost, was me

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alex song-xia

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5 years

Walk into a bar

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alex song-xia

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5 years

Me and my friends in a few months:

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8 years

Saw a baby just SLEEPING in the middle of the day and it's like, y'all call millennials lazy but what about this garbage generation

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oli ⌛️⚰️🥀

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HOLY SHIT ???????

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4 years

how emo were you in middle school? i’ll start: in 7th grade we had to write a newspaper article about ourselves 10 years in the future and i wrote my own obituary

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alex song-xia

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5 years

Me coming home from Trader Joe’s

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alex song-xia

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9 years

Shoot an email. Kill some time. Murder my co-workers. Look the English language is the violent one here idk why you're mad at me

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alex song-xia

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6 years

About to do a set at a bar where a girl just walked in and leaned over to ask me when the comedy ends

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5 years

“I’ll text you” = top “Text me” = bottom

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alex song-xia

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5 years

Years ago I dated a girl who had a grill on the roof of her apt, until her landlord said she couldn’t have it up there anymore, so she moved the grill to her tiny bedroom. The last time I saw her, I had to crawl under the grill to leave her room. This Memorial Day, I salute her.

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alex song-xia

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3 years

the downside of meeting your zoom coworkers in person is you get a lil crush on all of them!!!!!!

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4 years

just a lil fun way of saying i start being co-workers with zig next week!

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5 years

i’m going* out** of*** town**** for***** the****** weekend******* *not **crazy ***i’m ****just *****a ******little *******unwell

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alex song-xia

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6 years

To clarify, by “none of this” I mean every single item in the current news cycle And I have no stance on the height of men except that I believe all men should be 5’6” and all women should be 5’6” and while we’re at it let’s say babies too

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5 years

this is my year. i can feel it. this is the year i become a carhartt beanie bitch

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5 years

i am the G train of people... - rarely on time - a lot shorter than the other trains for some reason - getting surprisingly better every day!!!

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4 years

in 2021 i’m going to stop wearing glasses. contacts too. i’ll see what i’m meant to see

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3 years

saying a prayer

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6 years

NB folks can choose their own height

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8 years

Being friendly and outgoing is one way to make friends, but like, so is carrying around enough gum for everyone

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9 years

My only regret in life is that I told my 6th grade music teacher my favorite pianist was Avril Lavigne

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9 years

Oh so when a girl is on her knees she's a slut but when a guy is on his knee I have to marry him and raise his children?

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3 years

bought my first car. negotiated $6 off the price. i’m the king of the world

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3 years

turns out the best way to book a job in ny is to move to la

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3 years

never mind

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4 years

i am now willing to let go of my longstanding grudge against mark ruffalo

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3 years

came out of the bathroom at the same time as the covid safety officer so i made sure to wash my hands extra long but then i washed my hands longer than her and now i’m the covid safety officer :/

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4 years

is it vax side effects or ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵉᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ ᵃˡˡ

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alex song-xia

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5 years

my friends who are still exclusively straight right now, i imagine to be like the people who still had moviepass after it got bad - either very dedicated or just not sure how to cancel their subscription

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alex song-xia

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8 years

A good way to get over someone is to watch them do improv

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alex song-xia

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4 years

the difference between acting and writing is that after you get the acting job you’re like yay i get to act!!!!! 😀 and after you get the writing job you’re like fuck i have to write ☹️

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alex song-xia

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4 years

i know this isn’t how identity works but i got compared to juno a lot for years and then when elliot page came out as gay on valentine’s day 2014 i was like oh yeah me too, so excuse me but i got some thinkin ta doooo

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alex song-xia

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3 years

working on a project with three alexes and slowly the other alexes have been relegated to last name or full name and i have emerged as the victorious alex. it’s lonely at the top.

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3 years

hello it's me, a chinese canadian girl from toronto who grew up in the 2000s and played the flute and whose mom's name is ming, texting my mom and my therapist to watch turning red

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ok since everyone else is asking with their own variations.. what’s something that ISN'T asian but still FEELS asian to you?

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alex song-xia

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5 years

marriage story? more like DIVORCE story. that movie is about a divorce

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alex song-xia

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5 years

Saw an ex who sexually assaulted me bomb onstage and honestly, now I have peace 😌

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flight attendant: is there a doctor on this flight? fremulon: not a doctor

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6 years

Remember when we were 17 and we had to go from being children to being children who grind their butts into hard dicks in front of their friends on dance floors

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5 years

No YOU’RE crying while trying to pick a security question

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5 years

Before #SavingFace , I didn’t know Asian women were allowed to be queer, or writers and filmmakers. Endlessly inspired by @thatalicewu , and SO EXCITED for the premiere of #TheHalfOfIt on Netflix tonight. Watch it with me???

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alex song-xia

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9 years

If nothing else, this summer has taught me to be a lot more honest with my Facebook event RSVPs

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alex song-xia

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5 years

My level of comedy success is going on a date with someone who has heard of all my close friends but not me, and I love that for me

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4 years

how “cried through” can an n95 mask get before you can’t reuse it anymore

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4 years

took myself on a solo vacation* *to a hotel 8 minutes from my apartment with a nice view of scaffolding so i can read scripts for the next 18 hours

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5 years

cate blanchSTEP ON MY NECK mary-louise parCURB STOMP ME marisa toMAKE ME EAT SHIT sandra ohBLITERATE ME angela basSET ME ON FIRE julianne moRATORIUM ON MY LIFE

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alex song-xia

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2 years

I’m voting YES because writers can’t cobble together a living earning minimums in mini-room after mini-room. I’m voting YES because I benefit from what the writers before us fought for. I’m voting YES because I’ve seen the strength of our union when we stand together. #WGAStrong

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The studios need to respond to the crisis writers face. WGA members must demonstrate our willingness to fight for the contract writers need and deserve by supporting a strike authorization vote. 1/3 #1u

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3 years

i love halloween because you walk around and it’s like you’re IN the tv show ted lasso on apple tv+

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6 years

Instagram has given me a lot to think about today

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9 years

Sometimes I get excited because I think my phone is vibrating but then I remember my phone's been dead for ten years

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alex song-xia

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5 years

i’m gonna go as ali wong with charlize theron wrapped around me for halloween

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I maaay have been a little too aggressive with my hugging. That’s just how I truly feel about @aliwong . This woman inspires me on every level.

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3 years

i no longer use my calendar app. just making plans based off memory and hope

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4 years

my biggest mistake? every morning i wake up and decide to have spicy dinner for breakfast

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10 years

Chicken fingers but chicken won't go down on you

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9 years

Do the people who can make it on time to a 9am therapy appointment even need therapy

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5 years

I took myself to a concert alone and there’s a date happening in front of me and the woman just yelled over the music at the man “PLEASE JUST TELL ME IF YOU’RE GAY” and I have never had a better night

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5 years

me during staffing season

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5 years

little women was very inspiring but not to me personally because i am not a jo (or an amy or a meg or a beth) but a laurie ass bitch and i just have to live with that

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4 years

i'm at a zoom birthday party where i know no one and i haven't said a word and i'm drinking egg nog and everyone's gonna think it's milk :(

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8 years

Got in a fight w/ a cab driver for the 1st time in my life yesterday. Loved it. Will be confronting the rest of the ppl in my life today.

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alex song-xia

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5 years

I have traumatic memories in both NY and LA and that’s what makes me bicoastal ☺️

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alex song-xia

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4 years

walking through union square listening to taylor swift like it’s 2011, anything is possible, a man asks if i like haircuts, i give him my credit card info, walk back to my dorm, call my mom, cry

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alex song-xia

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5 years

Used to think everyone is gay but now I understand that everyone is gay OR bi :)

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alex song-xia

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5 years

...crazy how good I am at flirting

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alex song-xia

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3 years

once a year i go to absolute TOWN on a lobster roll and that is my white boy summer

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alex song-xia

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5 years

Two weeks ago I evaded a fare because my card ran out of money and all the machines at that stop were down. I didn’t explain that to anyone. I wasn’t held at gunpoint or beaten or tasered. This isn’t about $2.75, it’s racism. #NoNewCops Oh and swipe people in.

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alex song-xia

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6 years

Yesterday I accidentally introduced myself to someone as Alexis, which is not my name. So self-confidence 2019 is going super well!!!!!

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