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@alexolakpe

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The Big man without an Agbada | Interests are —— God 🙇|Code👨‍💻|Music 🎧|NBA 🏀|CyberSecurity 🥷

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@alexolakpe
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4 years
@RealDonaldDoo Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they?
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2 years
@Mallyrose_ @bod_republic I like people that take their job seriously 👍🏼
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2 years
My crush at the office resigned today, just when I was going to make moves. I'm emotionally downcast 😭
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@alexolakpe
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1 year
People trying to make it look like you’re missing something if you aren’t smoking a blunt is weird to me. No matter how hard y’all try, smoking will never be appealing
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5 days
Oats is a useless meal tbh.
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@alexolakpe
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5 years
@TheMrprezident @IamExquisitechi 😛😂😂 baba checked for his preeq first. You is a legend
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2 years
I think I want a serious relationship, then I meet someone, flirt with them for 2 weeks and I get bored 🥴
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@alexolakpe
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2 years
I wan tell una one tori about one man, e name na solo, the man na oga for big workshop ehh
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Oded Rechavi
2 years
Tenure
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@alexolakpe
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2 years
Whenever I see bovi in a movie, my brain always thinks he’s doing comedy, no matter how serious his character is 😂
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@alexolakpe
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1 year
I'm mastering the art of giving out love and expecting nothing in return
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@alexolakpe
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4 years
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@alexolakpe
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1 year
Selling pufpuf by 5:30am? Lagos is wild!
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@alexolakpe
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5 years
Wizkid's feature with Beyonce still the best on that album. You can't take nothing away from wizzy.....
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@alexolakpe
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2 years
God really showed up for me today.
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@alexolakpe
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3 years
@cutedeyforyou So you want me to be hoeing around in my thoughts?
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@alexolakpe
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5 years
@tshepo_khomari @FreebornAjibode @miss_moppy @burnaboy The convo was for people that understand English
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@alexolakpe
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1 year
Not everyone has a thing for gap tooth. I personally don’t like that thing
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@alexolakpe
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2 years
Don’t drink, don’t over feed, where is this pot belly coming from oh lord 😠
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@alexolakpe
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3 months
I’m curious, when you randomly meet your ex at the store, gas station or a social event, do you say hi and keep it moving or behave like you’ve never known each other before?
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@alexolakpe
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5 years
@IamChiomaa On that side of the world, men are powerless. Even small breeze will make a man fall flat
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4 years
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@alexolakpe
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6 years
@jayebros As long as PMB is not their president. Bring the visa, we will go...
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@alexolakpe
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5 years
@KawuMairake @renoomokri @ProfOsinbajo Do you see anybody saying bring back GEJ here? All we're clamoring for is good governance
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@alexolakpe
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2 years
Took a major step this year, God has been good to me
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@alexolakpe
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1 year
Did some calculations this evening and realized I've eaten over 5k worth of groundnuts between January and now. 5k!!
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2 years
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@alexolakpe
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1 year
I have roughly 5 more months to wait for something I want so much, but I'm losing patience as it is
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@alexolakpe
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1 year
Sometimes I wish there were dedicated prayer spots all over, where anyone can walk in to pray. There are times when you get the urge, but there’s just no conducive place that allows you to do so freely.
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1 year
Fine ladies everywhere. Lord help your son stay focused 😮‍💨
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@alexolakpe
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4 years
@realKojoToronto @vhic_tore I was waiting for this 😅
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@alexolakpe
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2 years
Now that twitter for taye and kehinde is gone, we can now rest. No more oppression from anybody
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2 years
@Thonia_Aroh @JojoNitq Lol.. Are you a sojourner? Israelites no do reach like this o 😂
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1 year
Thank you INEC for deciding I won't be able to vote in this very crucial upcoming election. You successfully took away 1 peter obi vote by not printing my card, you do this one 👍
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@alexolakpe
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2 years
Question for married twitter. Did you actually get all what you wanted in a partner in your current spouse? Physical attributes, ideologies, spirituality, libido, character/attitude financial status/net worth, earnings, level of intelligence, love language, humor…
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4 years
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5 years
@BiyiThePlug @KeengTobbie1 Later if he wins her heart, they wee say he rigged it...
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2 years
My spirit is full of thanksgiving
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2 years
Petition to increase the number of hours in a day 😮‍💨
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2 years
@Sweetpoissonivy @papiitiino @Mbahdeyforyou It’s a date, not a poverty alleviation scheme
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3 months
One disadvantage of working from home, you eat like a glutton. I opened a big pack of Coco pops just before 8am this morning, it’s barely 4pm, e don level.
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1 year
That situation where you don't like the person who likes you, and the person you like doesn't like you back is one of the funniest cards life can deal you. Why can't I just be attracted to the person that likes me and vice versa so there can be peace 🙄
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4 years
@zataarra I mean, she just said no. Before they say you raped her since she didn't give you consent. Twitter streets can be mad
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2 years
A man that gossips irks the living hell out of me. Like bros why??
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2 years
Lmao 🤣.. one of the reasons I love listening to this guy’s songs is cause he remains one of the very few Nigerian artists with good lyrics. But it’s obvious he never means anything he sings about. Preach love and back it up with violence
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BASITO
2 years
Burna Boy kicked a fan after making his fans wait for 6 hours in the cold and saying “God punish una”.
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4 years
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1 year
Sometimes I detest human interaction and just want to be void of it, at least for some time. It just makes me feel muddied.
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2 years
One solution has been predominant in the replies here; listening to chants and spiritual songs. Theophilus Sunday & Victoria Orenze seem to do it for a lot of people. Hmmm ✍️✍️
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Apostle Emmanuel Iren
2 years
When you don’t feel like praying, what do you do? Share your thoughts
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2 years
To be christian in this Lagos is hard, but Holy Spirit go run am
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1 year
I’m almost certain essau sold his birth right for bole and groundnut. That’s the only reasonable thing I would do it for
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1 year
Tobechukwu 🤣
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Nathaniel Bassey
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🙏🙂
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2 months
@iremidexoxo @May_39484 God no go let us jam Agbako
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3 months
After a long and stressful day at work yesterday, my talking stage called me at night as usual, and 15 minutes into the call, yours sincerely was sleeping. Second occurrence in a week, and now she no dey reply my messages🥴 How do you guys balance work and love in this Lagos?
@alexolakpe
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3 months
Adulthood is winning at this point ☹️
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@alexolakpe
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5 years
@_auatiku @ABU_Campus You don't know the financial status of this guy or his parents. Neither do you know how he came about the 20k he has rn. It's not a crime if you don't have or don't want to give, just ignore the tweet. No reason to bash the guy because he asked for help...
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2 years
Important first date question: Who did you support as a child, Tom or Jerry? If their answer is Jerry, run for your life, they going to give you trouble all the days of your life
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7 months
@cyborgvice @_VALKlNG You know you can’t stop here abi?
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5 years
@ToluTheKing_ @ThatCuteGyal 😂😂 can’t somebody be done and dusted in peace?
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2 years
Masterpiece 👏
@Alex_Houseof308
Four-eyed Edo Boy™
2 years
Make AG Baby just leave this song for them. Na them get am now 🔥🔥🔥 #NigerianIdol
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2 years
I plan to live like a normal human being this week so help me God
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2 years
We need more gospel artists in the aftobeat space
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2 years
The lord sees our efforts, and he’ll crown it with increase and fattening
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2 years
Your name is a strong tower
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1 year
I'm so stressed. I need a daughter of Zion to be rubbing my chest right now 😮‍💨
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4 months
I should be in a relationship by August/September. Bad as e bad maybe October
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1 year
This hairstyle is goated. Only if ladies knew this
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1 year
@ElleVCasPr Hi there 🤭
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1 year
Burna Boy left fans singing out his global hit “Last Last” loud and clear after he delivered an unforgettable and electrifying headline performance last night at Afronation Miami. 🇺🇸🤯🔥
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5 years
@tshepo_khomari @FreebornAjibode @miss_moppy @burnaboy 😂😂😂 this combo? What are you combining sir? You better go learn some English
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1 year
Hey squirrel, if you ever visit Nigeria, please don't not try this 💀
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2 years
Lost my wallet today. It’s not even the money that is paining me 😞
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1 year
I finally have everything in my power to do my own back to this guy right now. Na Holy Spirit just dey hold me 🙄
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5 years
@otuokonAlfred @remioluwole 😂😂😂 the lord is your strength bruv
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2 years
@yourfreshbread @Kilishisuya You rude o. He owed you money in your former life?
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2 months
You don’t like to make your hair You don’t like heels You you don’t like taking pictures Fine geh, ko le work o…
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1 year
I think whoever came up with the rule that men shouldn't wear laced up shoes on native wears got it wrong. Unfortunately, everyone now subscribes to the rule, while they can't give you a reason it exists
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@alexolakpe
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6 years
@jane_janeu Clingy is good, but there's the clingy you don't even want to experience. It all depends on the clingee
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2 years
The most frustrating thing any human can face is their code not working, and without a clue of where things went wrong. That thing almost made me break monitor one day
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1 year
I love ladies on heels. The ones that carry it well o. There’s just something about it
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1 month
Woman wey I like no send me, the ones wey like me, I no too send them. Such a cruel world.
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5 years
@NpkTwiceSA It’s RP930 x 12 = 11,160
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4 years
@overrideveloper @eseletwits I don't think he took credit for anything bro, he said his billboard, which is exactly what it is. Let's free this guy and channel all the energy to the people that we're actually fighting - The Government
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1 year
Instill the fear of God in your kids, and the job of raising godly children is half done. It's effective auto pilot for parenting
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3 years
@AllstateAlston @HilltopNBA You most definitely didn't see that game. You could at least look up the box score online to find out who carried
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4 years
Bella ciao..
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3 years
@wiseEMAN100 @juanbuis Trashy implemented? Even as it is, lens does a better job
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2 years
I get nervous as the time draws near
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V9!😌
2 years
How do you people get excited about people visiting you or you visiting people??
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3 months
I just wasted hard earned money on food today. Ate one spoon and couldn’t try a second. The money dey pain me gaaan
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1 year
It's the voting results in the north I'm more interested in atm. Those people's numbers during elections are always jaw dropping
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4 years
@reliablephoto4u @EneSoulfood @_kinglola_ Wetin man go do "in burna's voice"
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2 years
Everybody is complaining about cold, Lagos people too are complaining
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5 years
@fifie__ @holadamilola @_LOHI_ To drink their water? 😂
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2 years
Show me a harder picture
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5 years
@jane_janeu @nympho_cock That’s why you have this problem. If you watched GOT like everybody else, you’d have learnt from Arya or somebody else 😏watch GOT!!!
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